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   you're crazzzzyy; but i like itt!

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   First.

   Perez has super white dentures.

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   uhmmmm

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   hahah i love it.

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   first!

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   that is not even funny…its gross and werid

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   I'm First bitches

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    wtf? doesnt work

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    first

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    …

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    Hot.

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    Looking great, Perez, have you lost some weight? lol

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    lame

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    Eeewww….

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    1st?????????

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    Weirdo!

19. JESSICA GUMP says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL YOU'RE CUTE!

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    hold my pussy

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    haha

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    first!

23. Mimi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's some hot shit right there
    Work it girl!

24. kristen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST BITCHES!

25. rico says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ROFL VIA EL PEREZ!!!

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    near the first! cute P!

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    first.

28. nat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You're fabulous!

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    work it~!!!!

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    looooooooooser

31. Justin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Good ole' Snoop!

    (First!)

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    Cool….

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    FIRST BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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    FIRST!!!

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    I think there karaoke bars in west Hollywood for displays like this..

36. Wolfie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I think there karaoke bars in west Hollywood for displays like this..

37. LOL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love it haha!

38. Yunk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You are weird.

39. La Bitch James Curran says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    que carajo es esto, Perez?!! you are such a weirdo its too funny! learn the words first and then maybe sing the song!

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    that mouth is good just for sucking cocks

41. La Bitch James Curran says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    que carajo es esto, Mario? lolz!!!

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    How old are you?

43. mimi =o) says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i seriously… absofuckinglutely… LOVE YOU

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    LOL…. you crack me up with that pink thing

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    well, i for one, am now seducted.

46. Miz M says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My God I luv U Perez! U R crazy funny!

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    i heart perez. you brighten my sad, bleak days.

48. katie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lmfaoooo

49. Ms. Nyc says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lol. perez ur so silly. love u!

50. Laury says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Please Perez, you have to stop making those videos of you singing along to some lame song, it's not funny or remotely cute anymore.

51. Princess Pepe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez your double chin and bad singing are a turn off. You remind me of a greezy cheese burger.

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    delusional but funny….

53. Jacqueline says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez you are lookin like a sexy bitch
    do your thing girl
    did you get your teeth bleached?

    happy and sexy
    ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE?
    lol
    silly bitch

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    Youre probably the least funny person on this planet and the picture in the top right hand corner does not do your fat ass justice.

55. Emily C. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG… sooooo funny……. !!!!!!!! Rock on Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    perez you're looking good.

57. Kel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    AWWW SHYT PEREZ THATZ FUNNY REAL PIMPS RECOGNISE THIS WAS A DOPE AZZ SONG SNOOP IS TIGHT

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    Perez, you would be sooo hot if you lost weight, got toned, and were NOT GAY!!

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    Perez, you would be sooo hot if you got a nice hair-do, LOSt weight, got toned, and were NOT GAY!! What a waste, what a waste!

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    STOP PEREZ, JUST STOP.

61. Kara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I fucking adore you Perez! Hot, hot, hot!

62. helena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez i love you.

63. mario sucks says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i have never laughed at a single one of your videos. they aren't funny. also you're fat.

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    CENSOR SHIP IS ALIVE AND WELL WITH YOU MARIO

    DID NOT POST MY COMMENT OF YOU BEING AN ASSHOLE

    WANNABE GANGSTA……F….A….G……

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    This is, by far, the best thing I've seen in awhile. AMAZING!

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    You fat fuck - you are an embarassment to humanity. Your VH1 show got cancelled after 2 episodes cuz nobody wanted to hear your bitchy, faggy commentary much less see your hideous corpulent self on tv.

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    Wow you really gayed that shit up.

68. Becky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, you have no talent, learn the words don't lip sync. I still love you perez. Please come back to Dallas & party with us. Hugs to you.

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    U suck …P!!!
    Stick to your day job.
    Don't ruin the song…’cause I'm feelin' it.

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    good lord! if i knew you perez we would for sure be friends.
    this is the dumb shit i do everyday.

71. Pepper says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I like it! You're silly boy, but I dig that about you.

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    well, i DID like this song but you just ruined it for me by making a gay version out of it.

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    FIRST bitcheeeees

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    You Crack me up on a daily basis!
    Your so damn adorable!!
    Love the vid!!!

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    Ohh Perez!!! I love you!!!… You are so crazy and sexy!!!!

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    LOL! Perez please do that again if you do I willl laugh so hard you will pay for my hospital bill that was great you are crazy!:D

77. cate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg!!! i love you perez!!

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    perez i hate it when ppl call you fat, your not fat, just obese!

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    Hey Perez, Great version. Especially the groovy camera tricks and chewing on the pink boa. HEY, I think your video turned out better than Shitney's ! ha.

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    perez you are hilarious!

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    OMG how drunk were you, because you remind me of how I look after one too many glasses of wine and Im listening to Brit's Gimme more!

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    OMG you truly are a fat ugly smelly bastard perez, do you have to pay people to have sex with you?

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    PEREZ isn't fat She's BIG BONED>>LOL

84. mel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ur so hot perez, i love uuuuu ur so inlove with someone ha

85. cvety from bulgaria says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg perez its soooo gay but its cool :D as a joke

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    The best thing about this video was your bright blue wig!

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    I get embarrassed for you when I watch this. You are such a sad, sad case of a Z-lister who is starving for fame. From the looks of you though, that seems to be the only part of you that is starving, you fat pig.

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    You know what, I love your website and your blogs and you're doing a great job. What I want you to stop doing is videotaping yourself. Get over it. We are not interested in you!!

    Just keep doing your blogs and enough with these videos. Because the worse thing that could happen to you is that people will get too much of you and stop going to ur site.

    But other than that, good job on the blogs. Highly entertaining.

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    OMG URE FUNNY!!
    U ALWAYZ MAKE ME LAUGH!!
    U LOOK THINNER 2

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    Perez, seriously i got scared that u suddenly move the cam to spot yr vagina and see u masturbating … Thx God it didnt happen.

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    the ultimate amusement on my boring thursday morning.
    brilliant.

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    you are sexy

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    YOU LOOK STUPID FATASS!

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    ohhh perez! i wish i was your friend. id totally be your backround dancer. dancing and lipsynching in the mirror is the bizest!!! ( had to snoop it up)

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    OMG, that was shameful. I heard on radio 1, your working on an album, cant wait to hear it, you sexy beast.

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    As a gay person, you disgust me!! I cringe at the sight of you!!

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    that wasnt even bad singing. it was no singing….
    snoop …. wtf did he just discover techno ?

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    meow. sexy-sexy-sexy… yea, i really don't know what i saw but i bet it had to do with my being circumcised(did i spell that right?) …

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    touch me.

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    "I get embarrassed for you when I watch this. You are such a sad, sad case of a Z-lister who is starving for fame. From the looks of you though, that seems to be the only part of you that is starving, you fat pig."

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i just read this and i just started cracking up! kudas person #88, Zac!

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     I love you Perez!!! You have the coolest job ON the planet!