Best Pivert Photo Ever

Surrounded by a table of hos, an obliterated Jeremy Piven could barely stay awake at SmartBar in his hometown of Chicago on Wednesday night.
The Entourage star had club security "protect" him all night from any unwanted fans.
His hangover must be painful today! He probably didn't even get any action.
You know the old saying, "Don't get too drunk to fuck!"


























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First bitch. Booo Lizzy!
Awww. I heart the Pivert!
Bad photo. But I do think he is kind of dirty…not my kind of guy…
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who is this?
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not only because he's from chicago and chicago ROCKS! but ENTOURAGE is fucking awesome
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well, he looks really wasted.
great shot
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PEREZ!! You're getting there….
Entourage + Jeremy Piven= ALMOST talking about a WAHLBERG.
He's sad because he's surrounded by FUGLY women!
WEE HEE
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THAT BRUNETTE HOOKER BESIDE HIM IS THINKING HOW EASY IT WILL BE TO ROB HIM LATER CAUSE HE'S WACKED OUT ON GHB. SHE WON'T EVEN HAVING TO LET HIM DIG IN HER HOLE. AWESOME.
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go to sleep!!1
They probably just wanted to fuck Vince anyway
FIRSTTTTTTTT PIPPLE!!!
FUCKING GROSS - he's got bad heroin FACE - YUCK!
Do the 'hos' realize how orange they look?
you are a feckin betch Kenny - love it love it
this is why you shouldn't drink and avoid sleep.
but he is still really cute
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FEckin Betch Kenny -
love it, love it
ummm he might be the biggest dick ever.
Those girls look like boys in drag.
BUHAHAHAHAHHAHAH it so saddens me he is an Azzhole. I really loved him in alot of movies before he became a dick.
unwanted fans? whats up with that
the expression is, "those who get hammered, don't get to nail"
Perhaps he's about to cry because he and John Cusack aren't friends anymore.
He's has some problems. He should see a therapist
anyone see that white power in his nose? lol
Maybe he is sad that he is surrounded by vag when he really would like to be surrounded by sausage.
Hello, The Greek Giant here in my hotel suite drinking a bloody mary and wiping my ass with Jeremy Piven's hair plugs. He must mop the vomit off the floors before room service arrives with a plate of fresh cheese, Greek olives and grapes, or else I, The Greek Giant, will throw him out on his bald head. That is all.
I think Piven's a douchebag but he could have just been making a funny face when that pic was taken.
And not for nothing but if I was a TV star and my show was not in season I'd be getting drunk and banging random ho's every night.
i still love your drunk ass piven..
i looked worse than you on monday night babe..
xxx, ya snapper
Hey Perez,
I met this asshole in 1993 at a club in La Jolla, CA called "Kiva" before he was famous. Me and my girlfriends were out and he was with a group of guys. When he introduced himself to me he said he was a comedian and was doing shows at the Comedy Store. I remember him being short and full of himself - and me thinking…what's star material about this guy? (he really thought he was something special) Til' this day, I think… that's that asshole we met at Kiva and how underwhelming he was in real life.
Looks like he's nodding off on oxycontin. That's what it looks like, folks.
Those chicks look ugly and he is so lame. He is no Ari Emanuel that is for sure. Loser
He looks like he just got
caught by Piveted Justice!
SHORT MAN, BIG EGO!
aw, i miss metro & smartbar… curse you pivert, having fun in my home without me!
I can't believe Smartbar put up w/that "protecting" crap. That's an underground alternative club…it's not your average hot spot. Screw him, if I had been there I would've thrown my drink at his ugly head.
I can't believe Smartbar put up w/that "protecting" crap. That's an underground alternative club…it's not your average hot spot. Screw him, if I had been there I would've thrown my drink at his ugly head.
WTF is the deal with all the bitches he is with? THey all got plastic looking faces! LOL!
UMMMMM…These are my friends….and my friend has had her hair cut short for about 3 maybe 4 months now….this picture is SOOO OLD.. nice try Perez.
THAT'S PROBRABLY JUST A BAD PICTURE.
It's too easy to get drunk at Smartbar
Those girls have no class. I would have helped Jeremy to my car, driven him back to my place, and put him in bed — with me.
Well when youre out with most Hollywood bimbo's they dont have much to talk about, so you have to get drunk just to make it through the evening.
He must live his life in a constant state of whiskey dick.
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OH MY GOD I KNOW THOSE GIRLS!!!!!!!! THE BRUNETTE IS FROM MY HOMETOWN AND IS A HUGE FUCKING SKANK AND SHE DEFINITELY HOOKED UP WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! SHE THINKS SHE IS FAMOUS AND SHE IS PLASTIC! SHE HAS FAKE BOOBS AND A PLASTIC FACE AND ALL SHE DOES IS TAN AND SHOP ALL DAY LONG WITH DADDYS CREDIT CARD!!!!!! EVERYONE AT MY HIGHSCHOOL HATED HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW EW EWWWWW!
Are we really sure that the one brunette is whacking him off under the table and he's in the throws of something?
I thnk you mean inebriated.
Obliterate v.
1. to remove or destroy all traces of; do away with; destroy completely.
2. to blot out or render undecipherable (writing, marks, etc.); efface.
PLEASE STOP SHOWING PICTURES OF BONADUCES TINY DICK!! OH WAIT ITS A PICTURE OF PIVEN.. SORRY, THEY LOOK ALIKE..
Is that a Wake girl?
I live in Chicago and all I can say is WHO THE FUCK goes to SmartBar? It is the lamest bar on the face of the earth. And the hoe next to him has TANOREXIA.
Tracey, are you a dumb cunt, because you sure sound like one.
Please, just stay at Moda and never leave.
If you have ever been to the Smart Bar/Caberet Metro, this photo makes sense. Love it!
chicagoan here- smartbar is one of the best underground clubs in the city. i would have loved to get drunk with pivs and then take his cash, maybe grab his ass.
he lived with my high school english teacher while attending duke.
It's called "Whiskey Dick".
Re: SANDY – Suck it up Sandy! Your probably one of those douche bag drama kids who hid in a corner through out high school and envied the ground that chick walked on. Get a grip, seriously. Pitty me, pitty me. lol.
BTW- Brunette is my sister you dumb ass. People love, love, love to talk. So keep it up and I am sure your name will surface. =) I would enjoy that oh so much. =) =) Your truly pathetic.
FUCK YES! SMARTBAR IS WHERE ITS AT IN CHICAGO! JUSTIN LONG IS THE ILLEST RESIDENT DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEET HOME CHICAGO!!!!
Is that Janice Dickinson?
I live in chicago…..and thats funny that he couldnt stay awake becaause SmartBar is know for being a huge Coke Bar!
Jeremy Piven is Canadian. He is not from Chicago.
SmartBar is a great club, saw M.A.N.D.Y there a while back, Piven is from IL he grew up in Evanston, right near Chicago
Skank Burrito #23 YOU ROCK! You made me laugh so hard….thank you…you are so eloquent and summed it up beautifully!
smart bar? what the hell? didn't do anything for his iq, that's for frikken sure……
The blonde showin her face is a huge whore her name is chealse. She's sittin with him onlyg cuz he has money.
OMG I think I picked up an STD just looking at the pictures of these ho's in fact they SMELLLLLL!!!! Ewww is Pervert so hard up he goes for skanks???? Maybe not surprising after all really most Hollywood guys are pervs.
he's such a douche; he makes me want to barf.
Re: lucy –
um not.
Man i think jeremy piven is cool!
He looks as if he's about to sit down…and it looks like water w/ lemon all around… Find something better to comment on, Perez, and stop making up shit because someone was caught in an akward position… Because we all know you're perfect and NEVER make a horrible photo (or TV appearance)… Fucker!
Piven = wanker with a Napoleonic complex
Re: bitch – God-You seriously suck at life don't you? Love the "bitch" name. And if you are going to talk about someone, the spelling of their name should be correct. Get some class. Wait, skip the class. Just do society a favor and go jump into the chicago river with a weight tied around your ankle. Take care "bitch!" —- You said it…not me. =)
How come there are no photos of Jeremy falling all over the place while leaving the club?
I can only imagine all of the weird expressions on my face that people have captured by photograph while they're taking a picture of their family/friends at Disneyland, with me in the background. My apologies.
He looks like he is getting his back scratched.
The cute girls sittin with him I know personally, and I can tell you none of the comments that have been made about them are even the slightest bit true. They are beautiful, intelligent, wonderful people and it's really pathetic that you people would make any comments about them with absolutely no prior knowledge about them….please get your self confidence somewhere else instead of trying to demean others to make yourself feel better.
I totally agree, I know these girls too! They are from my hometown, really fun girls. The blonde is the sweetest one of them all, always envied by all the other girls so it doesn't surprise me at all some of the things that are being said about her! But, knowing her, she doesn't care she's so strong, nothing can tear her down! I know she laughs at all the little people with too much time on their hands so they have to think up mean things to say about her! Hilarious.
I guarantee he was in the midst of saying something right at very second and that's why his face is like that. That's what the fucking media does best. I mean shit look at all the fucked up faces they get Britney doing, have you SEEN how many times their flashbulbs are going off in her face??? They're like a fucking machine gun going off every split second. I'm sorry YA'LL but Brit's a very pretty girl but with the bright lights and shit they can make anyone look like fucking hell. Just sayin…..
Re: redsonja1313 –
wtf are you talking about? dude, serious.. stop with the fantasy made up stories, you talk as if you are in the scene.. lol !! you;re a measely fan trying to pretend you;re someone and knows somthing !!
I think the blonde orangies are much more interesting. WTF
He looks like he's leaning closer to the girl beside him so he can hear her better…
Why are people making the posts about these girls and how they are so "fun" and "nice?" This post isnt about them…its about Jeremy. No one cares about dem hos.
i love drunk guys
let's hug it out bitch