Best Pivert Photo Ever

Filed under: Jeremy Piven

Surrounded by a table of hos, an obliterated Jeremy Piven could barely stay awake at SmartBar in his hometown of Chicago on Wednesday night.

The Entourage star had club security "protect" him all night from any unwanted fans.

His hangover must be painful today! He probably didn't even get any action.

You know the old saying, "Don't get too drunk to fuck!"

Posted: Nov 29, 2007 at 2:51 pm / Email this »

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BJ says – reply to this

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First bitch. Booo Lizzy!
L35L13 says – reply to this

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Awww. I heart the Pivert!
Angela says – reply to this

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Bad photo. But I do think he is kind of dirty…not my kind of guy…
dave says – reply to this

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First
lola says – reply to this

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first
lo says – reply to this

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who is this?
jackie says – reply to this

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first?
jane says – reply to this

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FIRST?
DJG says – reply to this

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1st~
mary says – reply to this

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Second?
mimi says – reply to this

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icky
naca says – reply to this

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FIRST!
love him says – reply to this

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not only because he's from chicago and chicago ROCKS! but ENTOURAGE is fucking awesome
kelly says – reply to this

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first
maris says – reply to this

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well, he looks really wasted.
great shot
brad says – reply to this

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FIRST
Sarah says – reply to this

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PEREZ!! You're getting there….
Entourage + Jeremy Piven= ALMOST talking about a WAHLBERG.
L35L13 says – reply to this

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He's sad because he's surrounded by FUGLY women!
iseult71@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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WEE HEE
sarahelle says – reply to this

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FIRST
iseult71@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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WEE HEE
sarahelle says – reply to this

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hahaha
SKANK BURRITO says – reply to this

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THAT BRUNETTE HOOKER BESIDE HIM IS THINKING HOW EASY IT WILL BE TO ROB HIM LATER CAUSE HE'S WACKED OUT ON GHB. SHE WON'T EVEN HAVING TO LET HIM DIG IN HER HOLE. AWESOME.
Cat says – reply to this

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:o
Patrick says – reply to this

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first
dfslgkj says – reply to this

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1
mariana says – reply to this

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go to sleep!!1
smiff says – reply to this

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They probably just wanted to fuck Vince anyway
Belize says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTTT PIPPLE!!!
becks23 says – reply to this

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FUCKING GROSS - he's got bad heroin FACE - YUCK!
Dawn says – reply to this

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Do the 'hos' realize how orange they look?
Feckin Betch KENNY says – reply to this

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you are a feckin betch Kenny - love it love it
cassandra says – reply to this

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this is why you shouldn't drink and avoid sleep.
but he is still really cute
◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this

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yea, wouldn't wanna

get to drunk to fuck..might

mizz out on catching zomething◘

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Kathy says – reply to this

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FEckin Betch Kenny -
love it, love it
peaches says – reply to this

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ummm he might be the biggest dick ever.
Rachel says – reply to this

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Those girls look like boys in drag.
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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BUHAHAHAHAHHAHAH it so saddens me he is an Azzhole. I really loved him in alot of movies before he became a dick.
bill says – reply to this

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unwanted fans? whats up with that
Will says – reply to this

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the expression is, "those who get hammered, don't get to nail"
Lori says – reply to this

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Perhaps he's about to cry because he and John Cusack aren't friends anymore.
Psycholgists do it better :) says – reply to this

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He's has some problems. He should see a therapist
amanda says – reply to this

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anyone see that white power in his nose? lol
kathy says – reply to this

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Maybe he is sad that he is surrounded by vag when he really would like to be surrounded by sausage.
The Greek Giant says – reply to this

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Hello, The Greek Giant here in my hotel suite drinking a bloody mary and wiping my ass with Jeremy Piven's hair plugs. He must mop the vomit off the floors before room service arrives with a plate of fresh cheese, Greek olives and grapes, or else I, The Greek Giant, will throw him out on his bald head. That is all.
Don Boogie says – reply to this

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I think Piven's a douchebag but he could have just been making a funny face when that pic was taken.

And not for nothing but if I was a TV star and my show was not in season I'd be getting drunk and banging random ho's every night.
theredsnapper says – reply to this

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i still love your drunk ass piven..
i looked worse than you on monday night babe..

xxx, ya snapper
julsinSD says – reply to this

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Hey Perez,

I met this asshole in 1993 at a club in La Jolla, CA called "Kiva" before he was famous. Me and my girlfriends were out and he was with a group of guys. When he introduced himself to me he said he was a comedian and was doing shows at the Comedy Store. I remember him being short and full of himself - and me thinking…what's star material about this guy? (he really thought he was something special) Til' this day, I think… that's that asshole we met at Kiva and how underwhelming he was in real life.
RussianMafia says – reply to this

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Looks like he's nodding off on oxycontin. That's what it looks like, folks.
jaybee says – reply to this

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Those chicks look ugly and he is so lame. He is no Ari Emanuel that is for sure. Loser
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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He looks like he just got
caught by Piveted Justice!
lovebrad says – reply to this

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SHORT MAN, BIG EGO!
duff says – reply to this

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aw, i miss metro & smartbar… curse you pivert, having fun in my home without me!
Ms. E says – reply to this

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I can't believe Smartbar put up w/that "protecting" crap. That's an underground alternative club…it's not your average hot spot. Screw him, if I had been there I would've thrown my drink at his ugly head.
Ms. E says – reply to this

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I can't believe Smartbar put up w/that "protecting" crap. That's an underground alternative club…it's not your average hot spot. Screw him, if I had been there I would've thrown my drink at his ugly head.
ed says – reply to this

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WTF is the deal with all the bitches he is with? THey all got plastic looking faces! LOL!
SUSAN says – reply to this

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UMMMMM…These are my friends….and my friend has had her hair cut short for about 3 maybe 4 months now….this picture is SOOO OLD.. nice try Perez.
giseli says – reply to this

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THAT'S PROBRABLY JUST A BAD PICTURE.
Zippy says – reply to this

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It's too easy to get drunk at Smartbar
Bailey says – reply to this

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Those girls have no class. I would have helped Jeremy to my car, driven him back to my place, and put him in bed — with me.
Here in Hollywood says – reply to this

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Well when youre out with most Hollywood bimbo's they dont have much to talk about, so you have to get drunk just to make it through the evening.
l says – reply to this

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He must live his life in a constant state of whiskey dick.
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SANDY says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD I KNOW THOSE GIRLS!!!!!!!! THE BRUNETTE IS FROM MY HOMETOWN AND IS A HUGE FUCKING SKANK AND SHE DEFINITELY HOOKED UP WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! SHE THINKS SHE IS FAMOUS AND SHE IS PLASTIC! SHE HAS FAKE BOOBS AND A PLASTIC FACE AND ALL SHE DOES IS TAN AND SHOP ALL DAY LONG WITH DADDYS CREDIT CARD!!!!!! EVERYONE AT MY HIGHSCHOOL HATED HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW EW EWWWWW!
LSB says – reply to this

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Are we really sure that the one brunette is whacking him off under the table and he's in the throws of something?
Andi says – reply to this

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I thnk you mean inebriated.

Obliterate v.

1. to remove or destroy all traces of; do away with; destroy completely.
2. to blot out or render undecipherable (writing, marks, etc.); efface.
EAT THE RICH!! says – reply to this

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PLEASE STOP SHOWING PICTURES OF BONADUCES TINY DICK!! OH WAIT ITS A PICTURE OF PIVEN.. SORRY, THEY LOOK ALIKE..
Wondering. says – reply to this

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Is that a Wake girl?
Tracey says – reply to this

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I live in Chicago and all I can say is WHO THE FUCK goes to SmartBar? It is the lamest bar on the face of the earth. And the hoe next to him has TANOREXIA.
zippy says – reply to this

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Tracey, are you a dumb cunt, because you sure sound like one.

Please, just stay at Moda and never leave.
JB says – reply to this

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If you have ever been to the Smart Bar/Caberet Metro, this photo makes sense. Love it!
cubansandwich says – reply to this

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chicagoan here- smartbar is one of the best underground clubs in the city. i would have loved to get drunk with pivs and then take his cash, maybe grab his ass.
he lived with my high school english teacher while attending duke.
sangster says – reply to this

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It's called "Whiskey Dick".
Jessica says – reply to this

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Re: SANDY – Suck it up Sandy! Your probably one of those douche bag drama kids who hid in a corner through out high school and envied the ground that chick walked on. Get a grip, seriously. Pitty me, pitty me. lol.

BTW- Brunette is my sister you dumb ass. People love, love, love to talk. So keep it up and I am sure your name will surface. =) I would enjoy that oh so much. =) =) Your truly pathetic.
Deidre says – reply to this

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FUCK YES! SMARTBAR IS WHERE ITS AT IN CHICAGO! JUSTIN LONG IS THE ILLEST RESIDENT DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEET HOME CHICAGO!!!!
Biggie says – reply to this

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Is that Janice Dickinson?
lilpatricebunny says – reply to this

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I live in chicago…..and thats funny that he couldnt stay awake becaause SmartBar is know for being a huge Coke Bar!
lucy says – reply to this

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Jeremy Piven is Canadian. He is not from Chicago.
Emily says – reply to this

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SmartBar is a great club, saw M.A.N.D.Y there a while back, Piven is from IL he grew up in Evanston, right near Chicago
kathyc says – reply to this

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Skank Burrito #23 YOU ROCK! You made me laugh so hard….thank you…you are so eloquent and summed it up beautifully!
cookie monsta says – reply to this

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smart bar? what the hell? didn't do anything for his iq, that's for frikken sure……
bitch says – reply to this

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The blonde showin her face is a huge whore her name is chealse. She's sittin with him onlyg cuz he has money.
pervs says – reply to this

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OMG I think I picked up an STD just looking at the pictures of these ho's in fact they SMELLLLLL!!!! Ewww is Pervert so hard up he goes for skanks???? Maybe not surprising after all really most Hollywood guys are pervs.
nat says – reply to this

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he's such a douche; he makes me want to barf.
uradumbass says – reply to this

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Re: lucy –

um not.
Mj from swe says – reply to this

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Man i think jeremy piven is cool!
Fuck Perez says – reply to this

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He looks as if he's about to sit down…and it looks like water w/ lemon all around… Find something better to comment on, Perez, and stop making up shit because someone was caught in an akward position… Because we all know you're perfect and NEVER make a horrible photo (or TV appearance)… Fucker!
NewBlack says – reply to this

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Piven = wanker with a Napoleonic complex
Chelsea's best friend says – reply to this

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Re: bitch – God-You seriously suck at life don't you? Love the "bitch" name. And if you are going to talk about someone, the spelling of their name should be correct. Get some class. Wait, skip the class. Just do society a favor and go jump into the chicago river with a weight tied around your ankle. Take care "bitch!" —- You said it…not me. =)
Bailey says – reply to this

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How come there are no photos of Jeremy falling all over the place while leaving the club?

I can only imagine all of the weird expressions on my face that people have captured by photograph while they're taking a picture of their family/friends at Disneyland, with me in the background. My apologies.
Miss. Michelle says – reply to this

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He looks like he is getting his back scratched.
truthbtld says – reply to this

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The cute girls sittin with him I know personally, and I can tell you none of the comments that have been made about them are even the slightest bit true. They are beautiful, intelligent, wonderful people and it's really pathetic that you people would make any comments about them with absolutely no prior knowledge about them….please get your self confidence somewhere else instead of trying to demean others to make yourself feel better.
ittkstime says – reply to this

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I totally agree, I know these girls too! They are from my hometown, really fun girls. The blonde is the sweetest one of them all, always envied by all the other girls so it doesn't surprise me at all some of the things that are being said about her! But, knowing her, she doesn't care she's so strong, nothing can tear her down! I know she laughs at all the little people with too much time on their hands so they have to think up mean things to say about her! Hilarious.
SHEDEVIL says – reply to this

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I guarantee he was in the midst of saying something right at very second and that's why his face is like that. That's what the fucking media does best. I mean shit look at all the fucked up faces they get Britney doing, have you SEEN how many times their flashbulbs are going off in her face??? They're like a fucking machine gun going off every split second. I'm sorry YA'LL but Brit's a very pretty girl but with the bright lights and shit they can make anyone look like fucking hell. Just sayin…..
what says – reply to this

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Re: redsonja1313 –

wtf are you talking about? dude, serious.. stop with the fantasy made up stories, you talk as if you are in the scene.. lol !! you;re a measely fan trying to pretend you;re someone and knows somthing !!
Planit says – reply to this

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I think the blonde orangies are much more interesting. WTF
jackie says – reply to this

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He looks like he's leaning closer to the girl beside him so he can hear her better…
Get over it says – reply to this

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Why are people making the posts about these girls and how they are so "fun" and "nice?" This post isnt about them…its about Jeremy. No one cares about dem hos.
PuddyKatz says – reply to this

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i love drunk guys
Matt says – reply to this

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let's hug it out bitch