Maybe He Was Just JOKING????

J.R. Scrotum revealed to In Touch Weekly that Britney Spears was pregnant with his child, a claim he has since denied.

Now, in an attempt to defend their credibility, the mag is making public its private communications with the music producer.

Contrary to the statement J.R. Rotem released on November 28, In Touch has documented proof that on Monday, November 26, the music producer did indeed confirm in these text messages that Britney is pregnant and that he is the father. When asked about rumors about Britney's pregnancy and whether he is the father, J.R. texted "It's true." And when questioned about Britney's intentions regarding her unborn baby, he responded, "No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable."

You can't tell a person's tone via text or IM.

We have a feeling Scrotum was just fucking with In Touch!

    Posted: Nov 29, 2007 at 3:03 pm / Email this  »

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    1. angelpie says – reply to this


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      first

    2. livibean says – reply to this


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      FIRST FUCKERS!!!!!!

    3. angelpie says – reply to this


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      she's a whore

    4. Rachel says – reply to this


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      That could be anyone's phone, with any random number programmed under JR's name. That's not proof…

    5. gyeah says – reply to this


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      She's "unpredicatable"

    6. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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      and wait for next weeks addition of how many abortions she has had

    7. asdfsdf says – reply to this


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      3rd!

    8. Mamachel says – reply to this


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      Even if he's joking that's not a responisble joke at all…Especially since it's Britney.. How do you know it's a joke ever.

    9. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this


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      ◄KK}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻}

      Zo, I'm guezzing zhe waz going 2 abort..

      and wtf iz he carrying her purze 4…holyzhitfuck..

      ◄pH}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻}

    10. ROGER says – reply to this


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      1ST!

    11. May says – reply to this


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      whoa, she needs to stop poppin out babies…what a slut, makes her look bad

    12. jay says – reply to this


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      lying bastard

    13. dd says – reply to this


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      I think its cool! now what will the judge do? take away this kid?

    14. Nobody says – reply to this


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      Britney is a republican she does not believe in abrotion

    15. Jackie says – reply to this


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      why would he be sending text messages to intouch saying "…and you're the father". I have the same phone and if those messages are from HIM why wouldn't they say "and i'm the father"…. idiots. so fake.

    16. Perez's Wet Dream says – reply to this


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      I work in IT, You know nothing about technology fag boi, anyone can program it under the configuring menus to say any name and type a message so it will say htat. ur so sad…I just come here everyday to see and laugh at how more noieve and stupid u've become.

    17. observer says – reply to this


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      I don't know–the tone actually rings true to me.

    18. Christina says – reply to this


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      I agree with Rachel - you can put anyone's name in a phone and pretend it's them.. This is totally insane.. and anyone who believes it is proof needs to get their head checked

    19. Lady Bay says – reply to this


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      Sad

    20. Sydney Jordan!! In La La Land says – reply to this


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      What an A$$Hole! Is he that much of a loser in the music biz to have that much time to play lame games?
      Payback is going to be a bitch for him. Hope he will lose Everything in this downfall music biz. What a fuck face… he is such a dog in looks and now in personality!!! Cheap mo-fo!

    21. br says – reply to this


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      Britney and JR Rotem = Unfitscrotem…i think this is BS

    22. JR Scrotum says – reply to this


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      JR Scrotum was proably just trying to get attention just like his whore fuck buddy.

    23. Bella Bella says – reply to this


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      I seriously hope she isn't pregnant. The court should hand her uterus over to protective custody so she doesn't pop out any more children. She can't even take care of her own and all these rumors of her wanting or having more kids are swirling. I wish she would either get her life together, or just die already. She is a waste to society.

    24. janell........................... says – reply to this


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      that is so untrue.

    25. Bella Bella says – reply to this


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      Re: Jackie

      Because that isn't his phone, it's In Touch's phone. Whew, that one flew over your head.

    26. Mike says – reply to this


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      oo la la, aside from K-Fed britney doesn't have bad taste..

      If I had a vagina I'd want his babies!!

    27. Ryan says – reply to this


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      Proves nothing. I could change my sisters contact entry to say "Britney" with her number and then when she texts-OMG A message from britney!!

      Whos to say the texts are really from him?! Bullshit.

      And even if they are real-good on him for taking the piss out of them and making them print the crap!!!

      Love you Britney!!!

    28. man trap says – reply to this


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      Maybe she lied when she told him that she was pregnant.

    29. Adriana Maxwell says – reply to this


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      She needs to cut everyone out of her life (except her family) go to rehab and get new friends. Everyone near her seems to just exploit her. In a day or so that driver that quit will sell his story of Britney with Drugs, Sex, and girls to the press.

    30. jordan says – reply to this


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      it's kind of ridiculous for any news organization, even In Touch, to rely on a text message as fact. It's a journalism no-no.

    31. Yeahhh says – reply to this


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      If it's InTouch, why does it say "THEY" are saying? instead of WE? It seems like someone else sending him the text. If it was InTouch they would refer to the article as "WE", not "THEY". InTouch is the ultimate BS mag around. They never get it right.

    32. mad sick head no good! says – reply to this


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      weekly cant be pregnant again..NOOOOOOOOoooo!!!!

    33. jenn says – reply to this


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      Why would he joke when a tab calls him to confirm soemthing, then get mad when they publish it?

    34. sarch says – reply to this


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      Does anyone notice that the order of text messages is off in dates??? Also, it says 2001!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    35. dave says – reply to this


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      Is that really his name? She always liked Scrotum!!!

    36. notbuyingit says – reply to this


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      who freaking cares? and the whole deal about an ultrasound at FOUR WEEKS?! There's nothing to see at four weeks…Four weeks = actually TWO WEEKS, so there's NOTHING TO SEE.

      This story is such a waste of time.

    37. off the property says – reply to this


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      hope he was kidding… it's like sometimes necessary (cold)… but it's like a tragedy anyway… don'tcha think ?

    38. Jon says – reply to this


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      Nobody says Congratulations anymore?

    39. Shar says – reply to this


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      Leave Britney alone Perez, Have some sympathy for her already.. Don't be a jerk about everything that she does. she has enough shi*t on her plate.

    40. amie says – reply to this


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      Perez on Britney's side? Well I never!!….

    41. Taylo says – reply to this


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      Umm, getting your information via text is unethical journalism @ best. You have to call a source to confirm it, or set a meeting. If it's through e-mail or TEXT, it needs to be said …confirmed via text… Grgghh this is why you bitches out in Hollywood need to get a college degree. I mean that's journalism 101. Perez could learn a tidbit or too as well.

    42. Ame says – reply to this


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      did anybody else notice the time delays on the text's….between the 2nd and rd one theres a long time between em….

    43. Ame says – reply to this


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      did anybody else notice the time delays on the text's….between the 2nd and 3rd one theres a long time between em….

    44. Ame says – reply to this


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      did anybody else notice the time delays on the text's….between the 2nd and 3rd one theres a long time between em….

    45. Jill says – reply to this


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      haha Spears needs to be euthanized. Do the world a favor.

    46. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Am I the only one who noticed that he spelled "unpredictable" wrong?

    47. Gullible says – reply to this


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      Did you know you can put anyone's phone number into your cell phone and label it with another person's name?!?!?!?!?!?! Like I could totally change the names of my family members in my phone to Paris Hilton (cell), Lindsey Lohan (cell), Donald trump (work), and Vicky Beckham (home), so when they call or TEXT me, those names show up instead! Amazing what technology can do these days. And even better, I can have text "conversations" with these fake named people and it will look (to the unsuspecting and gullible outside world) like I'm actually communicating with people I'm not. Will techonological wonders never cease?
      Dumbass.

    48. HAH! says – reply to this


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      EITHER SHE REALLY IS PREGGO, AND HE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW.

      -OR-

      SHE ABORTED THE FUCKER, AND HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW SHE WAS PREGGO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I FEEL BAD FOR THAT COAT HANGER!!!

    49. um yah says – reply to this


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      Re: Nobody – Brit bitch wouldn't know politics if george bush came up and licked her asshole.

    50. socalguy says – reply to this


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      No, it's called abortion. She was pregnant, now she's not. No hoax. Just disposable like everything else in brit-brit's life.

    51. uhm says – reply to this


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      Re: notbuyingit – I'LL REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME I TAKE MY 2 WEEK VACATION IN JULY I'LL JUST TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN MONTH OFF SINCE 2 WEEKS = 4 WEEKS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO FIRST GRADE AND
      LEARN HOW TO COUNT!!

    52. ladeee says – reply to this


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      Hmmmmm what I read is that he was asked if there were roomers that she was preger's and he said that was true (when do not roomers go around)? I never saw where he said he was the daddie or where he said YES SHE IS AND I AM.

    53. lauren says – reply to this


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      funny how the dates are 5 days apart..some conversation huh

    54. Britney is white trash says – reply to this


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      Britney and him are trash they deserve each other.

    55. Britney is white trash says – reply to this


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      Britney and him are trash they deserve each other. Any one could be the dad idiot chris angle, Micheal,Sam, Issac and many more she a whore.

    56. ABC123 says – reply to this


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      Why is the bottom text dated 11/21 and the top 2 11/26?? BOGUS!

    57. luna says – reply to this


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      if you believe this shit….. then you're brain damaged…..

    58. b says – reply to this


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      the only thing worse than Britney's taste in clothes in her taste in men - that dude is NASTY! let's all hope this stotry is made up. How reliable is in touch anyways?

    59. john gauthier says – reply to this


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      definately should be filed under the bullshit tab…..Perez!! come to new orleans we love/need you

    60. Britney Bites says – reply to this


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      i think she was and had an abortion

    61. April Hughes says – reply to this


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      IN TOUCH is pretty credible, hahahahaha, yeah right.

    62. Britney is a fat skank says – reply to this


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      Britney's eyes are too far apart and one is higher than the other. J Rotem's eyes are too close together, the kid is gonna be super fugly.

    63. blackout says – reply to this


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      Re: lauren

      actually it says nov 26 and nov 27, not nov 21. i think the font of his little phone makes it hard to read.

    64. NC-guy says – reply to this


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      She can't even take care of her kids, why would she be responsible enough to be taking birth control? If she was pregnant, she will dispose of it I'm sure.

    65. Nancy says – reply to this


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      No celebrity or wanna be would joke with a tabloid paper.

    66. JR says – reply to this


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      the dates don't even match up on the phone. This is a fake.

    67. moveon.org says – reply to this


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      4-get Britt !!! She is such a let down :(

    68. Hollywood Mama says – reply to this


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      With a name like SCROTUM i doubt if he'd find a chick to have his kid!!!

    69. amber says – reply to this


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      lol hahah she probably is pregnant… not a shock at all

    70. Mandy says – reply to this


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      SHE PROBABLY GOT (OR IS GETTING) AN ABORTION..LOL

    71. omess says – reply to this


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      Why don't they get comfirmation from the Spears friends who told them , spears email them picture?

    72. die hard fan says – reply to this


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      About time someone fucks with In Touch! They are such a bad magazine! And what is the name of Brit's book?

    73. shoegal says – reply to this


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      how come the dates of the first two pics are nov. 26th, and the third pic is nov. 21st?

    74. Marah Carey says – reply to this


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      I have a Blackberry, and I can send myself text messages or e-mails, put that number/e-mail under J.R Rotem (Work), and then take pictures too! So fake! Who's phone is that anyways, and why do they have JR's work number? So fake! Nice try In Touch!

    75. T-WEEZY says – reply to this


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      Totally Fake…What A Pathetic Way To Boost Your Magazine Sales!

    76. nessa says – reply to this


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      thats dumb anyone can put a contact in called jr rotem. then have that person text them like that.. stupid shit

    77. QueenOfTrashin' says – reply to this


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      Wwwweell…..was he responding,"It's true" to "Yes, she is pregant and I am the father" or was he saying, "Yes, THEY ARE saying that she is pregnant and I am the father". Could cut either way.

    78. I HOPE SHE IS PREGNANT says – reply to this


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      I hope she pregnant that way tha ashole of K-fed will not have control of her anymore, she will have another family

    79. Southern Dreamin' says – reply to this


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      He looks like that guy Romance from I Love New York season 1. And that is NOT a compliment!

    80. chris says – reply to this


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      Why does she get pregnant so easily?

    81. lili says – reply to this


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      If she gets pregnant again, her only 10% chance of coming back is down to the drain.

      It takes 9 months to pop a child out, after that you need few months to get your body back and go back to work. By the time she is ready, she will be 28. Way too old for a pop star. Not to mention her mental state is already on the shaky ground and she hasn't recovered yet, another child won't change it for the better.

    82. J says – reply to this


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      At this stage, do we even care if Britney's pregnant again? I think we all know that she'll keep shooting babies out of her uterus like a cannon, and that there's no hope in regaining all the things she lost (i.e. her figure).

      As a side note… hahaha, scrotum =D.

    83. Me says – reply to this


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      It may seem like she gets pregnant easily, but the whore probably has sex ALL THE TIME so it's bound to happen considering she's too fucking dumb to ever use birth control. Stupid skank just needs to drive her car over a cliff and do away with herself.

    84. Jesus says – reply to this


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      It may seem like she gets pregnant easily, but the whore probably has sex ALL THE TIME so it's bound to happen considering she's too fucking dumb to ever use birth control. Stupid skank just needs to drive her car over a cliff and do away with herself.

    85. ..... says – reply to this


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      It may seem like she gets pregnant easily, but the whore probably has sex ALL THE TIME so it's bound to happen considering she's too fucking dumb to ever use birth control. Stupid skank just needs to drive her car over a cliff and do away with herself.

    86. ..... says – reply to this


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      It may seem like she gets pregnant easily, but the whore probably has sex ALL THE TIME so it's bound to happen considering she's too fucking dumb to ever use birth control. Stupid skank just needs to drive her car over a cliff and do away with herself.

    87. ..... says – reply to this


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      It may seem like she gets pregnant easily, but the whore probably has sex ALL THE TIME so it's bound to happen considering she's too fucking dumb to ever use birth control. Stupid skank just needs to drive her car over a cliff and do away with herself.

    88. EzE says – reply to this


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      PFFF
      it's falseee!
      bullshit!

    89. Laderawitch says – reply to this


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      I think it's true!!! Congrads to her!!!

    90. joei says – reply to this


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      she had an ABORTION!

      ABORTION!

      ABORTION!

      ABORTION!

      ABORTION!

      ABORTION!

      ABORTION!

      (IT WOULDNT SUPRISE ME)

    91. Francisco says – reply to this


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      HEY U HATERS????…. WHAT HAS BRITNEY SPEAS DONE TO YOU??? …

      answer: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! WHY DO U HATE HER TO SAY THAT SHE RESERVES TO DIE??? ..OMG… WHAT ARE THOSE WORDS… IF SOMEONE IS CRAZY… I THINK THAR ARE U HATERS… U ALWAYS ARE HERE… U ARE SIMPLY OBSESSED… (PROMISES WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE FOR U)

    92. JAYJAY says – reply to this


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      J.R. SCROTUM — WHAT A SCROTUM FUCK SUK U R!!!!!!!!!!!

    93. lovely says – reply to this


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      I could be ture and It could be another attempt for a tabloid to sell mags by putting britney on the cover.

      Who knows??? I don't see why everyones calling her a slut though. How do we know shes a slut? There are a lot of people having just as much sex as she it.

    94. brigitte says – reply to this


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      if she was knocked up, i'd hope the state would take her baby away.
      but everything in hollywood is different, so i doubt that'd ever happen.

    95. PixieStick says – reply to this


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      In Touch is pathetic. Also, Perez use to be so nice about Britney back when she hung out with Paris. Interesting.

    96. EX-ADULT FILM CAREER GIRL says – reply to this


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      Britney should REALLY consider making one or two interracial dvd's with 'Mandingo'.

      It would be HUGE. and her taking his fourteen inches helplessly as he dirves her wild.

      It would make 'Behind the Green Door' look like a footnote in adult film history.

      Besides, as fertile white trash Briteny gets barebacked by the super virile 'Mandingo' - it would be even hotter as she cries out and as he loads his seed in to her waiting uterus. HOT!

    97. Snickers says – reply to this


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      YIKES! If the stupid slut is pregnant I am moving to Australia. There is something wrong with a country that allows a trailer park trash-heap whose career is long past its zenith get knocked up 3 TIMES WITHIN 3 YEARS deserves to go down the drain. WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS PICK THE UGLIEST DUDES TO FATHER HER CHILDREN??!! I guess hot good-looking guys like Justin don't wanna put their dicks anywhere near Britney's nasty, pus-oozing, tuna-smelling cootch.

    98. john says – reply to this


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      Britney is such a dirtbag skank.

      if she has any brains, she'll get a coat hanger and scrape her uterus out.

      The alternative is bringing another child into the world that she wouldn't take care of.

    99. WTF says – reply to this


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      Wow, who needs pregnancy tests! I'll just check some guy's PDA and see what it says about me! It must be true!

    100. qwerty says – reply to this


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      This shows me two things, someone was fucking with the contact list in their Treo and that someone thinks people are incredibly stupid.

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