This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Tara Reid > Australiastic
Tara Reid is hosting the 21st annual Hooker's Ball in Australia this Sunday. For real.
The party is sponsored by a porn company. For real.
They're charging $25 to go and meet Tara. For real.
Apparently, they think Tara Reid is a "Hollywood A Lister" in Australia. Try not to laugh too hard. She's definitely an A Lister…at a hooker's ball!
Vanessa Hudgens will probably be hosting the Hooker's Ball next year!
P.S. They misspelled American on the flyer.
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It's Over!
1st
That is just hilarious. This is when you know your career is over.
That is just hilarious. This is when you know your career is over.
first
whoo hookers!!!
firstttt? YEAHHH
No one in Australia thinks she is A-list.
She's just cheap, like the party says "Hookers Ball"!
well i was first and i dont feel that different. no big deal guys. give it up okay?
first, shes a freaking joke but id still fuck her hard and long
First!
First!
ugh!
JERSEY REPRESENT lol natives making it big HA.
She's vv popular in Oz…. I was shocked to see her commercial for a telecom or cell phone company when I was there last March. Something with an animated bird.
haha.
no one in australia thinks Tara Reid is A-list.
She's just cheap, like the event.
First bitches! Tara Reid is such a cheap whore she has to resort to this sort of shit to get work these days.
first!
2nd! BRITNEY RULES!
wow!
dude they even misspelled american how lame…
She is probably a-list at a hookers ball…think about it.
awesome
Sad.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woo hoo
i do not think she;s A lister and i live in australia!
Britney is hotter than her! PUSSY FART!
FIRST??????
And they spelled American wrong….geez.
A lister! rofl
How pathetic!
now, this is just sad. she needs to get a real job
she's popular there.. does a few commercials… The country was founded by inmates including prostitutes… not scholars…
It says she's the star of "Amercian Pie" on that poster there.
They ain't got no pruffreeders down yonder?
BFF,
Miss T
Okay, cue the going down under jokes. AAAAND… go.
they should learn to spell the ONE movie she's ever been in…American Pie, LOL!
first?
Those idiots even misspelled "American," so how smart can they be? It figures they would think Tara was an A Lister.
AMERCIAN???
!4th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pinchis putos!!!!!!!
first..
we aussies know tara is c grade at best and and cougar is a type of bourbon
I did not know she was pregnant. Sort of provocative to be about 5 months along.
That girl is a DIRTY SKAG. Please stay in Australia. Show them your disgusting bologna tits.
Hey, at least she doesn't take herself too seriously!
NOOOO!!! I'm Australian and I can assure you, we DO NOT think Tara Reid is an A-Lister, or a B-Lister or even on any list of any kind. SHE IS HIDEOUS!
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vanessa hudgens. haha lmao. did you catch milezzz on the AMAs um, when did she get that tan, its november
Maybe hooker, and A Lister means something else in Australia
It's in Darwin. Everyone's an A lister who goes there. HOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEE
a lister my ass. she just fits the part
GOOD ONE PEREZ!!!…. *sarcasm*
hahah vaneesssaaa lmao. oh and didya see miley at the AMAs. i never knew you could be that tan in november, + i have her SHIRT that shes wearing lolzzz
I'm from Australia, and i promise, no one here thinks she is an A lister.
LMAO…………….ARE U KIDDING ME?
Nope, no way do we think she's an A lister here in Australia.She's just a dumb American tart.
they also used "your" when they meant "you're." probably they need a proofreader
This is toooo funny! I use to work at the Discovery in Darwin. It's a HUGE backpackers town. Loads of partying and pill poppin. She will have NO trouble fitting in!
Discovery is the bar that is hosting it!
tara reid.. clearly not an a-lister. would you have an a-lister hosting a hookers ball??
p.s.. perez ur loving australia at the moment huh?? S2
p.s.s… austarlia loves you. especially shows like a current affair.
Hey - don't pull down Australia. She is not even remotely popular here. Just like in America, she is a bit of a joke that attracts attention and is used by desperate promoters unable to come up with a creative concept to drive people to their events.
They didn't spell it wrong
it's called a TYPO
You'd think a supposed journalist would have that sort of basic knowledge
I gotta admit a hookers ball is a damn fine party, this skanky pig will def lower the tone!! And if she does an ad 4 tv here in Oz, it's not bcos she is popular, it's bcos she is cheap….and chocobunny, I bet u ain't no fkn scholar….
$25 to talk to her; $5 to fuck her. The talking requires more effort on her part.
You should see these hilarious DODO ads she does in aus… she doesnt even try to look at the computer imposed bird..or maybe she does and that her problem. loser. i enjoy laughing at her thou
Maybe is they PAID ME I might go to that……. ummm no I wouldn't.
P.P.S. — They also fucked up you're, writing your. Quite the high class affair, what with the hookers and the people who can't spell. Live it up, Tara!
they not only spelled american wrong but it should be "tell the boss YOU'RE having monday off" no "your having monday off"
perverted idiots
Makes me a slight bit ashamed to be Australian
no we dont think she is a-list, she is just cheap to get
We do not think she is an A lister in Australia, i dont know why they would say she is!
For those who don't know. the Hookers Ball is a frickin HUGE party held every year that attracts thousands of revellers. Obviously the theme of the night is to come dressed as slutty or as pimped out, or as deviant as you like. Anythin goes! Iv'e been to about five of these, and recommend any "Amercians" down in Oz to come along. Drinks, drugs and sex are the oreder of the night! So all you Skanks, Hos, Macs,, tricks, johns or just downright perverted. Get your tits out and CUM along.
lmao….love the stab at vanessa - ha!
i guess now we know why Becks is in australia!!!! lmao! jk jk!
Firstly, (as an Aussie) we take no responsibility for those in the Northern Territory (that's where Darwin is my geography challenged friends.) Second, it is a hookers ball - would you ask a nice, wholesome looking girl to go to that kinda gig??? Third, those phone ads she does - they are a cheap company with cheap ads and obviously she needed the money. And no, we don't think she's an A-lister.
THIS IS JESSICA SIMPSON IN SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!
comment 26 was funny. and tara reid used to be sooooo much hotter
Re: chocobunny – Funny Fucker. But we only started getting convicts and whores sent here because America threw up the Not Welcome sign to the British. You guys were recieving Englands scum long before Australia and NZ. We are just a younger version of your sad old self!
THATS NASY! FOR REAL!
Uhhh nobody here thinks she's a celebrity. How can you say that Australian's think she's an A-Lister when you're not even here..?
She's on some stupid and VERY cheap commercial with a very infamous company.
If anything, she paid them to have her there.
Anyway, despite that botched boob job a while ago, she is still fuckin hot! I'll fork out my $5 to fuck her! yes sir!
They will be pissed when they see her in the flesh-lol! A-lister? A-fucking-joke is more like it ;c)
Perez, I love you, but you misspell more words than any other blogger on earth and it bugs the shit out of me!!! So you are not in a place to throw stones…
Hahaha did anyone see where the ball is being held? Darwin… Career highlights for Tara Reed - A Hookers Ball in Darwin and a commercial for a cheap budget telephone company (Dodo) that everyone is ashamed to admit to being a part of. Whats next? She will probably be delivering pizza for Pizza Hut
As an Aussie myself, the only A-list i think Tara should be on is a drug f*cked slut A-list. She appears in a shitty "dodo" commercial (cheap (dodgy) phone and internet) lets all remember the Dodo is extinct…much like Tara's career. I've never even heard of this Hookers Ball.
Sweet Chocolate Jesus. You can take the girl out of the trailer, but….
Re: Shitbrick –
exactly!!! that guy's such a fuckwad.
and she is not popular here. she looked on drugs when she did that dodo commercial and she clearly fit in with all of their other advertisements (ie: bikini clad chick and the dodo 'charlies angels')
that chocobunny is a damned fool to think they know how we australians feel about her.
i am so embarrassed to be an ozzie right now
Just how a-list can she be if there needs to be an explanation of who she is under her name? We Aussies are well aware she is nowhere near a-list. She's a walking (or staggering) publicity stunt.
yeah….nothin says "LETS PLAY HOOKERBALL"! like having a washed up, deformed, z-list bimbo at your game..sooooooo…..does she still look like shes been mangled by a pack of wolves or did she get that fixed? well she probably looks like she's been mangled by a pack of wolves everytime she gets up in the morning from however many men she fucked that night…but no, i meant underneath her clothing? just wondering…this slut should ask for a fuckin dignity implant cause she's got nooooo dignity at all….what a cheap slut.
I actually kind of like Tara Reid, why are you messing with her? She is a cool girl and she is hot. It's not like she has two kids like Britney and is whoring herself out. Heck she doesn't whore herself out anymore than you do Perez!
As if you wouldn't host a gay porn drag contest in Amsterdam if they asked you or paid you enough. Your site is great and all but sometimes the crap you come up with is BS.
-T
I apologise on behalf of my country. Skusting.
I ate some Amercian Pie once. It tasted like chicken.
Re: yaya –
I wonder how many AmerCIans can spell Australia right if I went to the US and asked them on the street….
Tara Reid is a novelty in Australia - we love us some AmerCIan trash just to let us remember that Australia is the best nation on Earth. (3rd most liveable!)
As usual, Perez's crack spell-checkers are all over it.
We sure do love Tara Reid over here.
Yeah, she was on the Dodo adds. I think mainly because she is a lot like a fair few Aussie girls. Which is sad AND funny.
I have to admit, I'm an odd Australian, because I can't stand her, lol.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sh has to earn a living somehow!people here are so evil to her for no reason.she is a sweet girl.at least in australia they appreciate her.she is beautiful and she works.she travels a lot and i admire that she manages to keep up a certain life style despite all odds.she is strong.some day she will be laughing all the way to the bank.
She isn't an A-Lister over here… she is on a freakin "DoDo" advertisment… a crap telephone company. The advert is so cheap and low-budget, it's laughable!!
Ok, for everyone hating on Australia here I just think that it's a bit ridiculous to be making such drastic generalisations on a whole country based on one stupid, shit for brains flyer! Haha but go ahead.. if that sort of think makes you feel good about pityful selves. Darwin is not really regarded as Australia's "Social" capital… Australians themselves rarely even take the time to acknowledge Darwin as a part of Australia. We do NOT think that Tara Reid is A list… we would much rather her fuck off back to the filth that she came from i.e. AMERICA! and lastly, spelling mistakes do happen… we are only human. It is NOT fair to start ridiculing an entire nation because one foolish journo made a typo. That is not what Australia is about. Perhaps if any of you bothered to come over to Australia then your closed minded opinions would change
correct me if i'm wrong, but is this not a way pre-boob-job tara reid photo? it's got to be at least 5 years old, when she was apparently much hotter.
Noone thinks she's A list over here, just a drunken surgical nightmare. Plus the party is in Darwin aka. backwards town, they probably just got the first American Pie at the movies.