This Is Not A Joke

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Tara Reid is hosting the 21st annual Hooker's Ball in Australia this Sunday. For real.

The party is sponsored by a porn company. For real.

They're charging $25 to go and meet Tara. For real.

Apparently, they think Tara Reid is a "Hollywood A Lister" in Australia. Try not to laugh too hard. She's definitely an A Lister…at a hooker's ball!

Vanessa Hudgens will probably be hosting the Hooker's Ball next year!

P.S. They misspelled American on the flyer.

    Posted: Nov 29, 2007 at 12:42 am / Email this  »

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    1. Ainslie says – reply to this


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      You guys don't actually get it do you?! She is a bigger joke in Australia than in America (as most of your "stars" are.) She is in a commercial here for phone company, DoDo, as in STUPID. We are taking the piss. She takes herself WAY too seriously and our country hangs shit. Now SHE has paid AUSTRALIA to come to our hookers ball. SHE IS A JOKE TO US, as is the spelling of America! It's called irony, get a sense of humour.

    2. Crystal says – reply to this


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      Nobody thinks shes an A-Lister in Australia.
      But she sure as hell is a lot more of a ANY lister then you "perez."
      Whats with the aussie bashing, yeah and we all ride around the streets on kangaroos too you know!
      d*ckhead.

    3. rachel says – reply to this


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      She (or her people) probably made them refer to her as an "A lister" before agreeing to it - prob in the contract or something. I echo all the other aussies on here who are saying we don't think she's an A lister - she is Z list at best.
      But the event is in Darwin - that is probably the most remote area of Australia in terms of cities, so yeh, anyone who has ever been famous in the last 100 years would be referred to as A list..

    4. danni says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHA bitches hookers ball was fucking SICK had an awesome time didnt even care about tara being there how ever she is very beautiful clean well dressed and her hair was brushed woooot wooooot

    5. Hayley says – reply to this


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      Im from Darwin i went to the hookers ball last night it went off!! and i would have to say Tara may not have the best reputation but she seems like a really nice chick i say give her a brake.

    6. Nunyabusiness says – reply to this


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      aparently australia loves her?… who the hell is she?… i live in australia and no one knows her you friggen drop kick
      they probably put A lister there to attract people not that it works.
      the stupid flyer was probably made by hookers which is why American is spelt wrong, but at least where not so lazy we cant be botherd to put an extra u in colours… retards.

    7. nle says – reply to this


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      NO I DONT THINK N E OF US WENT N PAID THAT MUCH TO C TARA SHE AINT SPECIAL ITS BEEN GOIN ON 4 YEARS N WE PAID THAT MUCH B4

    8. Christine says – reply to this


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      "they think Tara Reid is a “Hollywood A Lister” in Australia."

      Who thinks this exactly?….

      Don't forget the country where Tara comes from. We certainly didnt breed her in the land of oz, clearly whoever organised this dumped her in the whore basket where she belongs…logic anyone?

      If she was considered an "a lister" she wouldnt be starring in a hookers ball now would she?….

    9. k says – reply to this


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      i'm from australia and she is definitely NOT an a-lister here - she's a cheap tart and the only american "star" (cough cough) that dodgy, cheap and tacky companies can afford! losers all of them!

    10. laura says – reply to this


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      I know Americans are pretty ignorant about Australia so instead of reading about you bagging us Id like to make a point of saying that NO Tara Reid is not popular in Australia, she is a joke, and NO we do not think Tara Reid is an A-Lister. BTW Perez, you are also a joke in Australia, sure your gossip is good, but you are fat and unfortunate looking. Get off your fucking high horse and onto a treadmill asshole.

    11. DARWINIAN says – reply to this


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      I'm from Darwin and went to Hooker's Ball! Tara is overrated, and for all the haters of Darwin.. if you never never go, you'll never never know!

    12. Megan xo says – reply to this


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      Whats wrong with you people!! i'm a darwin girl n have lived here since i was born………………Give this chick a break, she was in Aus anyway, its not like she flew straight from hollywood to be specifically in Darwin for hookers ball. She wasn't even dressed in theme, she wore a black dress, people come to this event half naked and i can assure you, its more then just a party. Hookers ball goes OFF!!! its the best night of the year, you can let your hair down, have a bit of fun and not get ragged for dressing less. Darwin is a wicked place.. Leave us alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    13. Em from Aus says – reply to this


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      The hookers ball was awesome…had much fun. And they didnt spell your wrong it is meant to be you're so get over it…its the Australian way to spell it.

    14. Em says – reply to this


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      Re: madddd – What….they spelled????? Nice english!

    15. Darwin Rocks says – reply to this


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      I think some people on here have the wrong idea about the party. Its not sleazy where people go around having sex with each other its more about what people wear..less is more and thats it!!

    16. OZ says – reply to this


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      Do any of you realise that it's not actually a 'hooker's' ball? It's just a fun night where everyone dressers up and has a great time! Still not sure why Tara was invited….

    17. Meg says – reply to this


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      Wake up loosers. Australia rocks, and the Hookers ball is great fun! Maybe if more of you stuck up, dumb ass Americans came here, you would see that.

    18. DarwinGuy #101 says – reply to this


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      The Hookers Ball was awesome! Just to make things clear.. it's a dress up party and is meant to taken lightly. Basically an excuse for the local women to show off what they've got and for the guys to put on their birthday suits. Darwin is not as bad as you all think, I suggest you come check it out for yourself and who knows you may not want to leave.

      Obviously not everyone thinks Tara is an A lister but if you mention her name to anyone they'll know who you're talking about..

      Anyways, hookers ball was great and it was cool tara was there (even though she was slightly unhealthy looking).

    19. Darwin bitch and proud of it says – reply to this


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      Re: little princess – get over it!!!! dani's a girl moron… i know her she is absolutely right. you people judge us! thats pathetic since its our troops over in a war zone for your fucking country… everyone is entitled to an opinion and i love darwin too. you may love your country too thats great but look back in history bitch, your state isn't so innocent.. lol actually far from it. GO EAT YOUR MCDONALDS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    20. eb says – reply to this


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      LOL.. its in darwin… the dankiest place in australia full of bogan alcoholics… typical.. go te DODO spokesperson… i cant beleive ppl are embrassing her here UGH

    21. Bronnie Q says – reply to this


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      Although I adore going to the hookers ball you pretty much know your career is over when you are a so called "CELEBRITY" attending. Oh poor Tara have another tequila love.

    22. Spell Checker says – reply to this


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      Re: CindyMom – Are you a moron? You're number 137 on this blog. Did you read any of the previous comments? Unfortunately, I did. You must be the 20th person pointing out the spelling errors/typos.

      I looked down a few more and there are yet more morons pointing that out. Any computer that spell checked all your comments would explode.

      BTW Aussies know Tara is a slag from a crap movie and cheap phone ads. I can't read anymore of this.

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