Guess That Ass

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What celebretard showed off her cooch and caboose???

CLICK HERE to find out!

[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

It's Jordan, out and about in London on Thursday night.

The mother of three, classy as always!

Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 12:18 pm / Email this »

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weeder says – reply to this

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wow an orange ass!
elise says – reply to this

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1st
Poop says – reply to this

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Trashy 1st.
w says – reply to this

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1st woohoo
w says – reply to this

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1st woohoo
mary says – reply to this

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eck
obvious says – reply to this

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its JORDAN her undies say mrs andre
Shayna says – reply to this

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FIRST! Classssy..
ally-x says – reply to this

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EW
skank
and her boobs are HUGE!

first?!
Laila says – reply to this

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FIRST
justinxavier says – reply to this

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definitely a sweet ass.
belle says – reply to this

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nasty
ally-x says – reply to this

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EW.
what a skank

and her boobs are friggen HUGE… gross

first?!!
thomas says – reply to this

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mmm… classy
Leslie says – reply to this

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Gross!
asho says – reply to this

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that would be the always classy JORDAN
Jazmin says – reply to this

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ewwwwwww….. shes orange! …mother or three and shes dressed like that?? wat a whore!
lola says – reply to this

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what an idiot
ariela says – reply to this

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first!!!! really?
mm says – reply to this

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Not first
haha says – reply to this

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ummm jordan… look at her butt it says mrs andre
Shea says – reply to this

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At least she's wearing underwear, that's more than we can say for most American celebrities.
tamantha says – reply to this

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That's our girl, at least she's a better mother then Unfitney.
ksupreme says – reply to this

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first!
natha says – reply to this

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first?
Manders says – reply to this

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First!

ew.
Melissa 801 says – reply to this

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I knew it tooo easy orange ass!!! teeeeheehee
saraybe says – reply to this

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First…
sarah d says – reply to this

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since it says mrs. andre on the butt, i think it's obvious that it's jordan!
jess says – reply to this

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eurgh!! :S
mayte says – reply to this

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HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS MY BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where did you take that pic?
S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erica says – reply to this

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I knew it was her or that damn Kim Kardshian. i'd rather see hers than britney spears
Jake says – reply to this

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Her children must be proud.
jbaby says – reply to this

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what ass? chicken legs!! this girl is gross and not very attractive…just fake looking.
Tanya says – reply to this

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first? wow she has orange legs
kelly says – reply to this

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first! shes got hot legs!
lala says – reply to this

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firsttt—what a piece of trash!
B says – reply to this

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The name on the underwear kinda gave it away…
KATIE says – reply to this

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At least she's got panties on…and its a nice ass. Steph, Katie and Amy luvvv you Perez!!!!! We risk our jobs every day to stay on top of your newest developements!!!!
tj says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
KATIE says – reply to this

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At least she's got panties on…and its a nice ass. Steph, Katie and Amy luvvv you Perez!!!!! We risk our jobs every day to stay on top of your newest developements!!!!
Punch-Drunk Pretty says – reply to this

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….and she's convinced herself that she's somehow Posh's rival…poor thing…
ew says – reply to this

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HORRIBLE tan!!
g says – reply to this

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You could drive a convoy of trucks up that cooch!
oj says – reply to this

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id like to fill that ass with some black dick
mrs andre says – reply to this

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i want my panties back
jen says – reply to this

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She's got a hanging twat.
MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this

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Now get ready for the posts that say "she's a good mum", "she takes care of her kids", "she doesn't party" and a bunch of other bullshit MEANWHILE SHE IS PURPOSELY FLASHING HER UNDERWEAR OUT AT A CLUB!!!! It is SO PATHETIC that this is the only way she can think of to get noticed. JORDAN, MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T A 30+ YEAR OLD MOTHER WE WOULDN'T MIND. AND MAYBE IF YOU HAD A BETTER ASS.
livvyxxx says – reply to this

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i think she should be proud!
it looks perfect
Girl next door says – reply to this

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I am BI and even in that angle, she doesnt look sexy. she has no ass, thighs, hips nothing…. I'll pass…
PANTY LOVER says – reply to this

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Ilove her PANTYS,SO HOT. Where are all the hot panty sites
Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this

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Hey there Spray Tan!!!!
VW says – reply to this

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At least she's wearing knickers….
jamoomooa says – reply to this

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holy shit it's an oompa loompa!
SSF Sean says – reply to this

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At least she had panties on.
azzhole says – reply to this

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Now thats the position i like!!! wow!!!
St Tropez says – reply to this

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Maybe pushed the self tanning lotion a little too much. Nice ass tho.
OLIVIA JONES says – reply to this

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WOW SHES A MOTHER OF 3!!!!
COMPLIMENT!
SHES A CHEAP BITCH BUT STILL HOT!
MyTwoSense says – reply to this

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the implants r too big
girl next door says – reply to this

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to: PANTY LOVER

If you like cute, sophisticated panties check out victorias secret
If you lke kinky, frisky Panties try Fredicks /Hollywood
switchblade says – reply to this

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EWWWW FISH !!!!! NEXT TRACK !!!!
Karolyn says – reply to this

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Why would you marry Peter Andre man! x
◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this

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her azz and her legz R ok, butt that
face and thoze fake boobz zuckzazz
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Tito says – reply to this

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Uhhh, I'm gonna guess Mrs. Andre
joelle says – reply to this

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oh i thought it was janice dickinson, ewww… love you perez
Jamie says – reply to this

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love her!!!! she's not trashy…she's a lot better then those other sluts in LA
Alexandria says – reply to this

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what ass? That thing is as flat as a pancake. She needs to even the bottom out to the top
sweetthing says – reply to this

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WHAT A FUCKING WHORE-PIG. "MISS STD 2008"
Amy says – reply to this

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Katie Price of course…I didnt even have to look at the picture!!! Hence the Mrs Andre Panties! lol!! Katie rocks..and yes Perez she is classy…have you ever seen a picture of her having her cooter hanging out like Britney or Lindsey??? No you havent!!! KP ROCKS!!! GO KP!!!!
MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this

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Re: OLIVIA JONES – "COMPLIMENT"??? How many mothers of 3 over the age of 30 act this way? She should have her title of "Mum of the Year" stripped from her!!! NOW!!!!!
funnygirl says – reply to this

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OMG! I'm jealous, that's like the most perfect behind!
PANTY LOVER says – reply to this

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Re: girl next door – Thanks,nothing trashy,just sexy fun
bobby says – reply to this

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what a ass! wow
hotel283 says – reply to this

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it's a shame, beneath all that orangeness, silicon and hooker make-up is a handsome woman
OLIVIA JONES says – reply to this

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Re: MUM OF THE YEAR? –
No honey you didnt understand what i said
I just mean her body, not her skills for being a mother or whatever!
SHES A CHEAP BITCH, thats what i also said!
Cally says – reply to this

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Sadly I guessed right =-O
Read Me Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Wow..Now that is a nice back side. No cellulite. I would bury my face in that thing…lol She is for sure a Hottie. Dont hate bitches. At least she gets paid for what she does, all of you are tramps for free.
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julie in canada says – reply to this

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Are those orange pantyhose?
girl next door says – reply to this

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Re: PANTY LOVER –

lol, ok then youd probably like the pink line from victoria secret. cute stuff
lmao
dtd says – reply to this

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ew can she be more orange?
star74 says – reply to this

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most certainly not Britney, she is actually wearing panties!
Zoe says – reply to this

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wow. that is alot of fake tan. i truly thought this was a picture of a black person…
lost and confused says – reply to this

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Who is she? I only see her on this website and have no clue who she is…is she a porn star or something???
WHO IS SHE?
Sushi says – reply to this

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She looks like a fucking Oomp Loompa!
maggs99 says – reply to this

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mannnn she scares me
laurie says – reply to this

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ITS ORANGE!!!!!!!
hOOTYwHO says – reply to this

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Thats nice ;0)
Yankee says – reply to this

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Jealous of that completely toned and cellulite free butt without any airbrushing!
Olaf says – reply to this

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I think the underwear says it all .. Mrs. Andre :p
jennzz says – reply to this

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Ahh it's Katie Price!!! aka Mrs. Andre
she is my favorite Brit!!
she might be orange but I still love this crazy bitch!!!
poopie says – reply to this

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great ass.
nicole says – reply to this

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id recognize that color skin anywhere….they didnt even have to show her face!
Lora says – reply to this

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"Oh, there are cameras around. What can I do to ensure that I'll be talked about? Hmm, I know! I'll bend over real far in this short little dress and show off my ass! Perfect."

Ick. She's just gross. She looks like a fucking carrot. What a fucktard.
kool dude says – reply to this

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Re: girl next door – what size are your pantys?
Lora says – reply to this

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Oh, yeah, in the top picture it looks like she's about to get fisted. Of course, she's used to that.
chip says – reply to this

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I bet I could fit 2 fists and leg up that loose ass..lol
Rebekah says – reply to this

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god shes so orange
I really hoppe she drops off the planet, shes so…just…
ugh
georgie says – reply to this

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she's actually a very pretty girl if you ignore the spray tan and false tits. good bum too.
hooo says – reply to this

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Would've guessed Janice Dickinson.

Orane and turquoise = a nice contrast
bernie says – reply to this

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anorexic legs - atomic boobs fugly as hell