That Doesn't Look Like An Olsen!

Filed under: Olsen Twins > Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong cozied up to a blonde "pal" at the NASCAR NEXTEL party at Marquee in NYC on Thursday night.

An "age appropriate" friend!

The multiple Tour de France winner had recently been linked to Ashley Olsen, about twenty years his junior.

Looks like he's replaced her with an older version of herself!

[Image by Paul Hawthorne via Starpix.]

Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 1:50 pm / Email this »

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Jimbo says – reply to this

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LAST!
Alicia says – reply to this

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Ewww, she looks skanky
armin says – reply to this

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first!
OPRAH IS A RACIST AND SHE SECRETLY WED GAYLE IN TORONTO! says – reply to this

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I didn't have a comment on this douche, just liked the screen name!
Gina says – reply to this

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Ewwwww she looks way tooo BUTCH…..maybe she thinks he's a girl……
KING CAVEY says – reply to this

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first!
Melanie says – reply to this

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That looks like a dude — look at those arms!
bobE says – reply to this

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I thought it was one of the Hanson brothers.
Joni says – reply to this

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Who the heck cares if she's 20 years younger. She's of age. Please people, it's 2007, get with the program. Let's leave the dark ages behind.
LIn says – reply to this

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SHE HAS MAN HANDS!!!!
fatima says – reply to this

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3rd!!
i'm pretty sure says – reply to this

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looks like robin wright penn
Raaawrr says – reply to this

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He doesn't look too happy
Melissa says – reply to this

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Looks like a new Bromance
karen says – reply to this

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Man Hands!!!
karen says – reply to this

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Man Hands!!!
karen says – reply to this

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Man Hands!!!
Megs says – reply to this

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That really looks like Stephanie March, the chick off of Law & Order SVU and Bobby Flay's wife.
Gerald_Tarrant says – reply to this

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Is that Sharon Stone after another Botox and stretching?
timmy says – reply to this

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fifth!
smiff says – reply to this

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she looks classy
meee says – reply to this

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Looks like Lily Van der Woodsen from Gossip Girl.
Scott says – reply to this

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Gotta agree with Joni here…I'm about Lance's age and most of the guys I date are between 25-30. It's not an age thing always, it's a people thing. I don't look, act or have interests of most people my age, so I fit in better with younger people. It's probably the same for Lance.
farty pants says – reply to this

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HOLY HELL!!! Look at her fucking arms!! MAN HANDS!!!
Torontogrl says – reply to this

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That looks like "Kelly Rutherford" from Gossip Girl…Melrose Place…
That def has to be her!!
Dawn says – reply to this

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Nice Man Hands!
Kasey says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, do you have any photos of Michael Waltrip drinking and kissing a dude?
blondie212 says – reply to this

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looks like stephanie march to me… used to be on law & order: SVU and is married to bobby flay as far as i know…
Nicole says – reply to this

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I really think thats a boy… look at its hands??
blondie says – reply to this

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#19 - Megs says – reply to this

That really looks like Stephanie March, the chick off of Law & Order SVU and Bobby Flay’s wife.
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i agree!
AJ says – reply to this

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Doesn't he have children in AUSTIN??? Pathetic excuse for a parent.
I says – reply to this

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He's sooooooooooooooooooo GROSS and what ever happened to his young children???????? he's a DOPE, get it? dope? hahaha…………
Forilla says – reply to this

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Re: AJ –

Yes, parents should never be allowed to leave their children. We should install alarms on parents and children so they can never be outside of a 3 meter radius from one another. That will ensure excellent parenting and there will be no need for this website because everyone will turn out perfect.
liz says – reply to this

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Looks like Sharon Stone(as a man).
Are we sure that is not a man,hmmmmmmm??????
Forilla says – reply to this

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Re: AJ –

Yes, parents should never be allowed to leave their children. We should install alarms on parents and children so they can never be outside of a 3 meter radius from one another. That will ensure excellent parenting and there will be no need for this website because everyone will turn out perfectly.
eliza says – reply to this

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shes definately not kissing him.

shes yelling in his ear! duh!
va jay jay says – reply to this

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she looks very similar to Sheryl Crap Crow
(RED) says – reply to this

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they're scary skinny.
helmsgrl says – reply to this

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Looks like a Hanson brother. EW!
Jean says – reply to this

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Hmmm. She looks like Tory Burch, his last girlfriend, who looked like Sheryl Crow, the girlfriend before that. Boyfriend doesn't date a type or anything…
GMan says – reply to this

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I think that is Maxine Bahns, acted in several Ed Burns films and dated him for awhile.
Kelly says – reply to this

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She looks like the DA from Law In Order SVU, but I thought she was married.
veshizzzz says – reply to this

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look at all of his women….even his former wife….they have a similar look…Tory Burch, SCrow, etc…etc….
Yorba the Greek says – reply to this

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Isn't that Stefanie March - the chick from Law & Order SVU, who is also married to Bobbie "whole lotta ginger goin' on" Flay????
gi says – reply to this

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why does he always go out with these anorexic girls? They always have zero body fat and no boobs!
Lance your boil, asshole! says – reply to this

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He is such a fucking Douche. A staunch shit-for-brains Texas Republican. GOP poster boy. Stiff as a board in front of the cameras, thinks he's actually a celebrity. Full of shit.
Go Back to your wife and kids that you left behind idiot!
And we really know that you did take banned drugs during your races asswipe!
d says – reply to this

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holy man hands!
The NYC Bitch says – reply to this

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She LOOKS LIKE A BUTCH LESBIAN!
MiaGirl says – reply to this

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That IS Stephanie March, Bobby Flay's wife, and a fellow Texan. It's innocent. End of story!
who cares about age? says – reply to this

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Ashley Olson is of legal age (a few years past it) and I would be very surprised if Lance knew her when she was young. She's probably more mature than a lot of girls her age. I fail to see what was wrong or gross (or whatever problem people had with it). I hope that if Ashley and him aren't together (if they ever were), that it's not because of what anyone else thought.
This girl doesn't even look like she's all that much older than Ashley.
Rap E. MyAss says – reply to this

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Lance Armstrong is a massive douche bag!!!
Ranek says – reply to this

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it kinda looks like kelly rutherford from gossip girl she is in NY
piratebabe says – reply to this

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whoooo cares if ashley is younger. i didnt remember hearing this shit bout demi and ashton.
tonolife says – reply to this

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its a model named natasha v….
Heaaater says – reply to this

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EW She has Veiny arms and man hands…SIIICK!
myko says – reply to this

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It looks more like a man to me!
DivaSwap says – reply to this

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Caren says – reply to this

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Is it his ex-wife
Caught Clothing says – reply to this

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Let him have fun! Ashley is a hottie….. But props on the old chick!
katrina says – reply to this

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She has some serious "man hands" like the chick from Seinfeld. Ewwww. He always goes for the same type of chick. Blonde dyed hair, athletic with no boobs. To bad thats not me. Boo hoo
Magic Prick says – reply to this

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Doesn't Lance have a PINDICK?
ING says – reply to this

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She looks like Carolyn Bessette Kennedy, even if it can not be !
Mad Donna says – reply to this

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He's HOT!
jemms says – reply to this

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HE IS SOOOOO FUG!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE APPEAL!!! I BET HIS DICK IS SMALL!
meemee says – reply to this

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I think she looks like Sheryl Crow. I think Lance always dates women who look like Sheryl since their breakup (with the exception of the Olsen twin)
Kelsey says – reply to this

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This women looks like the lady who plays Serena's mom Lily on the new show Gossip Girl.
angie says – reply to this

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I think it is Robin Wright Penn - - - she's the actress in Princess Bride and the soap opera Santa Barbara. She's married to Sean Penn. Bless her heart!
charlottesweb says – reply to this

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Can We Say Man Hands!!!!!!!!!!!!
john m says – reply to this

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You're not a very good writer, are you?
Megs says – reply to this

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Those of us who thought it was Stephanie March are wrong - www.socialiteslife.com has more (and better!) pictures of them and it's clearly not her.
lovebrad says – reply to this

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EWW…I DONT WANNA KNOW ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE…I THOUGHT HE HAD HIS BALLS REMOVED BUT ANYWAYS, I'D RATHER SEE HIM PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH WHERE HE BELONGS.
kylek says – reply to this

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hes HOT
moi aussi says – reply to this

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man hands and granny neck!! he's repulsive
sharon bonghits says – reply to this

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that is a lesbian…..not there is anything wrong with that but how many str8 woman put men in headlocks? and wear vest? come on. perez where is your gaydar?
T-dizzle says – reply to this

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Earlier in the night he was at a bar named Mad River with her and a few people that looked like his fam. They didn't get too close though and I actually got to take a pee next to him… good times…
star says – reply to this

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Looks like Stephanie Marsh from Law and Order
mc says – reply to this

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Fuck him. He's a one balled bike rider.
lola says – reply to this

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SHE WANT THAT LOVEY DOVEY THAT KISS KISS….my mind she fantasize bout gettin wit me….they kindalook cute together actually
Sezme says – reply to this

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Re: eliza – Finally someone said what this is, it's not a kiss, she's saying something to him!
-WTF;- says – reply to this

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Don't be soo hasty, maybe his altziemers was acting up,
becuase if u look closly, there are some simaliar characteristics
1.SMALL TITS
2.COCKCASION
3.BLONDE
4.ACTRESSES WHO OBVIOUSLY CAN"T GET AN ACTING JOB
5. HAVE UGLY SCENCE OF STYLE
6. LOVE MEN WHO CAN RIDE
lisa says – reply to this

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this guy is a
T O O L
devonshir says – reply to this

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If he only has one ball, then I guess that makes him more aerodynamic
cari says – reply to this

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That is his ex wife.
carmen says – reply to this

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whatever!! she looks like shes whispering in his ear, it doesnt look like theyre hookiing up to me.
lcbby:]] says – reply to this

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what a freakin dyke!!
look at those massice hands..
Kylie says – reply to this

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It looks like a HANSON KID!!
LABlondes says – reply to this

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He obviously loves blondes!
Courtney says – reply to this

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It looks like Mrs. Van der Woodsen from Gossip Girl
Dina O says – reply to this

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What corner did he find that crack standing on?
SHEDEVIL says – reply to this

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Oh My GAWD that looks just like Robin Wright Penn who is famously married to Sean Penn. Lance has one ball.
Renee says – reply to this

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She looks like hsi ex-wife.

what the hell?

she's all over him, and he seems not interested.

screw him.

I would be out the door…
Sean says – reply to this

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It has Man Hands and Man Skin
Dr Dave says – reply to this

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That looks more like a HANSEN!!!! I'm talking… MMMM-BOP
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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This guy is a man whore, just like his McGonnaGay friend. So he can win the Tour de France, possibly on steroids, leaves his wife who stood by him during his testicle cancer, then had two kids with him. Glad he dumped Sheryl Crowe because she's better off without him. His buddy there looks like Sean Penn's wife, Robyn.
xoxo says – reply to this

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He became a dirty old man since he stopped biking. He really got nothing else to do now.
chi chi says – reply to this

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More like an older version of HIMself!
JULIE PETERSON says – reply to this

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Perez! You see, not only does he lie, cheat, and steal his way through the sports world, he's also a pedophile! WHEN DO WE TALK????
me says – reply to this

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He's a closeted gay, don't you think?
Ren says – reply to this

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Loos to me like he's annoyed by her
TYTY says – reply to this

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Daddy!!!!