Do You Know What Today Is???

It's Britney's birthday, y'all!

The mother of two and former pop star turns 26 today.

And, in the memorable words of Sarah Silverman, she's already accomplished everything she's going to in her life.

It's all downhill from here!

Brit Brit got the pAArty started early on Saturday night by hitting up the Scandinavian Mansion of Style event in Los Angeles, hosted by Sharon Stone.

As you could see above, Spears looked a hot mess, was partaking of the beverages and having a really good time.

We hope she doesn't have her kids today!

Unfitney was joined by her once inseparable pal Alli Sims and shady new enabler, Osama Lutfi.

Spears even hung out with Paris Hilton!

Her pals brought Brit a cake, and when she blew out the candles, she wished for more prescription meds.

Happy birthday Queen B!

[Photos via Getty Images.]

Posted: Dec 2, 2007 at 3:30 pm / Email this »

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jd says – reply to this

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YAYY! 1ST! HAPPY BDAY!!
drfghj says – reply to this

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damn shes getting old
jason says – reply to this

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u wont be happy til she is dead perez..shame on u
me says – reply to this

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happy birthday, brit!
the_boyfriend says – reply to this

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Gorgeous! I bet that was on one fun party. Happy Birthday Britney!
i love you perez says – reply to this

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i hate not being first
joelee says – reply to this

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today is my birthday too!! 21 bitches!!!
jason says – reply to this

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poor girl..i hope she is happy
Lois Lees says – reply to this

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FIRST!!! HA
Suz says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Eric Barrios says – reply to this

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i still love her
herman melville says – reply to this

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oh boy brit!
jd says – reply to this

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WOOOO!! I AM FIRST! LOOK AT THAT SHIT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA!
Rick says – reply to this

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She needs new hair
sara says – reply to this

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FISTTTTTTT and happy birthday britney
rommy says – reply to this

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first yo!
kaitlin says – reply to this

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her hair looks hot…..not
Renee says – reply to this

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When I saw these pictures, I thought of Elvis.

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She's only 26 … she should clean up her act and get it together soon. Time flies and before you know it, it will be too late. You can't go back in time.
xcv says – reply to this

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asjkfh
mj says – reply to this

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12th
Poor Brit Brit says – reply to this

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Girl needs some pro-active, trim spa, and some non-clumping mascara.
mhggkgh says – reply to this

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yey happy birthday b!
g says – reply to this

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first
iqra says – reply to this

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first!!
MontyClift says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT!! You look Great, hope you had loads of fun! xo
Reese says – reply to this

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You're a loser perez.
Gígja sætust!:D says – reply to this

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I like that cake!
Claudia says – reply to this

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porr girl, I cant even believe that is a real true smile…. sad………… =(
corey leigh says – reply to this

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i love love love love you britney!! have an awesome birthday!!! you look gorgeous!!
Claudia says – reply to this

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poorr girl, I cant even believe that is a real true smile…. sad………… =(
hi says – reply to this

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psh.. its her birthday… let her party
justin says – reply to this

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yay brit! happy bday! 1st
G-Unit!! says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!!!
L says – reply to this

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Happy b-day to the psycho
hi says – reply to this

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first
Peter says – reply to this

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ewhh…gross…she looks like shit
I could car less... says – reply to this

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Perez!! I love how you call her a "former pop star"!! You think anybody has told her yet?
Kyrri says – reply to this

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Damn, I´m first
velasco says – reply to this

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eww, look at her hair in the top pic!
kenny says – reply to this

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happy birthday!
Ren says – reply to this

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good for her, Happy Birthday Brit……She looks happy in the photos, I hope she had a good time…..
Jessica says – reply to this

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firstttt
Jessica says – reply to this

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firstttt
ljay says – reply to this

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i used to hate her but now that she's trainwreck i love her to death..more meth brit brit..happy bday and let's have some E
Josie says – reply to this

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That botched abortion will be dead within a year. That's when the real party's gonna be, bitch. DIE YOU FESTERING HAM TRAP!
Ohman says – reply to this

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Aww poor brit brit–its her bday… everyone gets hammered on their bday… yeesh cut her some slack…
meri says – reply to this

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First Bizotches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.kj cfe;oqjcdncpi says – reply to this

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first?? happy birthday
rommy says – reply to this

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I said- first yo!!!
laurel says – reply to this

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1st?
asshole says – reply to this

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First bitches!
ariel says – reply to this

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first!
paula deen says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT BRIT LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET NAKED…I GOT A PLAN
jenni says – reply to this

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1st w00p! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEYYYYYYYYYY!…perez wens ur bday? xx
emily says – reply to this

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ugh, that hair! first!!!!
ew says – reply to this

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maybe then she will take a shower
matt says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!
Jackes says – reply to this

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FIRST??
HAPPY B DAY BRITNEY !!! LUUUUV UUUUUUUU !!!
Shay says – reply to this

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Happy B-Day Brit. Hopefully she'll make this year atleast a little better…..!
b says – reply to this

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trash. just trash
bla bla bla says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!
Christina Aguilera says – reply to this

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YAY! SHE IS BETTER THAN ME!
sixteanyne says – reply to this

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first!
:D says – reply to this

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first
1st says – reply to this

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lol
cat says – reply to this

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those extensions look nasty.
josh says – reply to this

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Happy birthday Britney
OLIVIA says – reply to this

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EWW THE HAIR!!!!
Jonei says – reply to this

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"she wished for more prescription meds" LMAO!!!!!
linneaa says – reply to this

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oh my god! her hair is so gross! horrible! poor girl!!!!!

HELP!

but still…happy birthday.
kayla says – reply to this

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Happyyyy bdaaay britney and for once for people hu dnt like britney just dnt bother leaving a coment because there realy is no point.
rj says – reply to this

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first
Britney sucks lollipops says – reply to this

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My gawd, she looks awful
first says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny says – reply to this

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Hope you're feeling better Perez!
poopoo says – reply to this

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firrrrrrst thats the best cake they can give her??
juno says – reply to this

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10th!
PARIS IS BAD COMPANY says – reply to this

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CRACK IS WACK AND WILL AGE YOU…IF I DONT BELIEVE PARIS INTRODUCE LINDSAY AND BRITNEY AND OTHERS INTO DRUGS….I DONT KNOW WHO DID?
Anonymous says – reply to this

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WHY won't she fix those roots and get rid of those horrid, non-matching and sloppy extensions? Get a professional hairdresser Brit!!!
RUMORS ARE SHE IS STILL PREGNANT!!! says – reply to this

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PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S CHUCKY'S BRIDE?
Queen B says – reply to this

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EW
Queen B says – reply to this

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EWWWW
Arielle says – reply to this

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you spelt spears wrong at the bottom. it says sears. her cake looked pretty yummy though.
shauna says – reply to this

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she looks so beautifullll
Queen B says – reply to this

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EWWWW! She looks just EWWWWWW!
Hannah says – reply to this

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I love how she's only 26. She's aging fast. Look at the eyes and the skin on her chest.
Queen B says – reply to this

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EWWWW! She looks just EWWWWWW!
Queen B says – reply to this

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EWWWW! She looks just EWWWWWW!
Kate says – reply to this

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good lord her hair looks awful! i hope she makes some changes in the next year. i'm still rooting for you britney!
SHE STILL PREGNANT??? says – reply to this

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THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???

THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???

THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???

THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???

THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???
the mom says – reply to this

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OY, what a sad birthday. Guess she isnt spending it with her kids. Maybe she will get some proactive and a wig for gifts anyways…………..
louise says – reply to this

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how stylish, not even a plate for the cake….
mimo says – reply to this

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[b] Yeah, congrats. Your life is a mess, you lost your kids, you fail your drug tests, cannot drive, have bad skin, a fat ass, your CD is a bomb, your family hates you, you have a rats nest for hair.

It's YOUR day babe, celebrate all the GOOD in your life. [/b]
D-rizzle says – reply to this

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I really hope that this is a turning point for Britney. Another year.
natalie says – reply to this

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seriously she cant better hair extentions than that? shes a mess but happy bday anyways
kaye says – reply to this

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happy birthday sexy! love u sugar x x x x x x k
ps perez brit brit rules forever and u know it baby
armond says – reply to this

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god you'ed think with all the money that bitch has she would spend a little time and money on some GOOD hair.
gigi says – reply to this

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Yikes, she looks like a worn out ho'. I don't even understand her weave anymore. It looks like its on her head in patches. Couldn't she get the posh bob or something?
SPERMINATED BY CHUCK!!! says – reply to this

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PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!

PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!

PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!

PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!

PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!

PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!
rjii says – reply to this

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greasy
fur
ho