Do You Know What Today Is???
It's Britney's birthday, y'all!
The mother of two and former pop star turns 26 today.
And, in the memorable words of Sarah Silverman, she's already accomplished everything she's going to in her life.
It's all downhill from here!
Brit Brit got the pAArty started early on Saturday night by hitting up the Scandinavian Mansion of Style event in Los Angeles, hosted by Sharon Stone.
As you could see above, Spears looked a hot mess, was partaking of the beverages and having a really good time.
We hope she doesn't have her kids today!
Unfitney was joined by her once inseparable pal Alli Sims and shady new enabler, Osama Lutfi.
Spears even hung out with Paris Hilton!
Her pals brought Brit a cake, and when she blew out the candles, she wished for more prescription meds.
Happy birthday Queen B!
[Photos via Getty Images.]
If only Britney Spears were as committed to her sobriety and comeback as Whitney Houston!
He's Bringing Her Down
Apart from the hair, she looks great. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY !!!
EWWWWW! She looks like a retarded troll! It is so hard for me to look at pictures of this ugly, fat thing. Hopefully she doesn't make it to her next birthday. Those poor kids of hers…..they will be so proud of her someday. I just hope that she loses 100% custody of her children permanently so they can have a chance of a normal life. Fuck you Shitney!
I hope she had fun
Britney has done everything, but she could do the good all over again??
Love you Britney!
xx
It's never too late to clean up her act and get to #1 where she belongs.
I still got love for her - her new album rocks - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!
HAPPY BRITHDAY BRITNEY!! I LOVE YOU ….
Re: the_boyfriend –
What a mess she is. It's painful to look at!!
STill love her, happy Birthday Brit!!
WHO'S THE 12 YR OLD BEHIND HER? AND WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING PARTYING WITH BRITNEY SPEARS?
HER TEETH LOOKED SO CLENCHED. A LITTLE BLATANT DON'T YA THINK?
What's with the herpes on her lip all the time……they have over the counter meds for that shit
her hair grosses me out…its always SO greasy .
I think she forgot all about her kids again. and whats up with her hair it looks so nasty all the time. she needs to spend some of her money on her hair and not drinks!!!!!! FIX IT ALL READY AND TAKE A SHOWER YOU LOOK OILY AND DIRTY!!!!!
god she's such a skank, she needs to get a life and hide her hair extension bonds better! rough bitch
Britney, honey, your hair is your crown. Please do something about it. She used to always wear hats. Maybe someone should steer her in that direction again.
WHAT the hell is up with her hair those are the worst 2 toned extenstions not only that u can see where they have been attached to that huge head of hers
First of all, Happy Birthday Britney. Perez, stfu!! Damn. It is her frikken birthday!
Jason is so right: #3 - jason says – reply to this
u wont be happy til she is dead perez..shame on u
Brit, pleeez fix ur hair!! Pleeez!! Lovya.
Alright Otho,
In case you haven't heard, making fun of Britney isn't cool anymore. You are a pathetic fag who makes a living being snarky. BTW I am a man who has sex with other men, so don't cry homophobe. Self hatred's more precise. Oh, and lose some weight. You look like shit. Unless you're just gearing up for the Beetlejuice sequel, in that case, flame on cake eater, flame on.
She should quit tanning, she's getting 'Old Lady Chest' syndrom. She looks like a wrinkled bed sheet.
Poor Britney…she looks like she did not shower in a while :/
I hope she gets her life on track. I look at her in these pictures and feel sorry for her kids. Instead of worrying about getting better, and being a good mother to her two children, she's smiling w/Paris Hilton, and looking like a washed up hag before her time. Sad.
TOO MUCH X OR JUST IN A K-HOLE???PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what a MESS, yknow what, i hope she IS pregnant. I hope that baby gets taken away from her too! she is an unfit mother. what the hell happened to her!?! I used to want to be her! i cant believe whats happened to her. her career is dead in the united kingdom by the way …
she has bong zits
NO TALENT!
NO TALENT!
GO LEARN SOMETHING!
I FEEL BAD THOUGH, THE GIRL IS STUPID BUT ITS HER BDAY SO I'LL LET HER OFF EASY TODAY.
omg is it me or is that a lil kid next to britney on the last pic???…look to the left his in blue???..and also shes only 26 and has already done everything she gonna do in life..oooooooooo…lol
Who is that kid in the back ground? Somebody has to do something with her Hair she has millions and she can't get her weave done right! White TRASH!!!!
feliz cumpleaños britney te quiero mucho
GOD her hair looks like SHIT!!!!!
her hair looks like ass. did she try to tie her hair extensions in by herself?? you'd think someone- like the hair dressor- would fix that. or at least tell her how horrid it looks