It's A Stinker
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba can't open a movie.
The self-hating actress' new film, Awake, opened with a disappointing $6.01 million at the U.S. box office this weekend.
Perhaps moviegoers find Alba as unappealing as we do. Or maybe they just read the reviews, which savage the film and Don't Call Me Latina.
"Possibly the worst movie of 2007," said one reviewer.
And, countered another critic, "For what it's worth: The best Jessica Alba movie of the year!"
Ha!
Click here to read all the shiteous reviews.
And, CLICK HERE to find out the full list of this weekend's Top 10 films.
1 Enchanted $17,023,000
2 This Christmas $8,400,000
3 Beowulf $7,882,000
4 Awake $6,011,000
5 Hitman $5,800,000
6 Fred Claus $5,500,000
7 August Rush $5,150,000
8 No Country for Old Men
9 Bee Movie $4,471,000
10 American Gangster $4,278,000
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Looks crappy but I might go see it anyway
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3rd? and that movie awas crap…..
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY SPEARS Dec 2nd, u are 26!
Evs, Nicole, Marilyn, Ana, Jenny, Mary and Cathy over at
seven GirlFriends Blog !!! We luv us some Perez Hilton!
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
hmmm..lotta crappy movies on that list……
Jessica Alba sucks!
Ok, she's beautifull,
but she can't act!
i wrote a story just like awake for school, but i guess mine was a bit more of a hit.
slow day perez…its britneys bday - she's 26 and achieved alot
she sucks!
she sucks
WHERES BRITNEY????
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
Britneys' birthday was yesterday and you have NO NEW PHOTOS OR VIDEOS?
she's a whore…
fifht?
I like Jessica.
thats strange. i heard people saying they want to see it cuz the whole "anesthesia awareness" thing freak them out. sucks for hayden.
Yea it probably sucks but there are people that will like it and with DVD and international sales it will be financial solvent. SO FU Perez. I am not Alba fan but you are mental from all that fudge that has been packed up into your fat head.
i really dont thinkit was that bad…it was good in my opinon. good tiwst
FUCK ME!
ITS MY BIRTHDA!!!!!!
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It wasn't that bad. HC is pretty. JA is…you know, irritating.
Face it, movie goers just want to see Jessica naked. Shes a T & A actress.
Face it, movie goers just want to see Jessica naked. Shes a T & A actress.
Jessica suck as a actress all together. She should just stick to modeling at best and also she is just AVERAGE LOOKING.
BRITNEY was seen with PARIS last night…wheres your pics?? Too busy being sued for being an un talented HACK!!!!
go see august rush! cutest little movie everrr
Tragic because Hayden needs a hit to show he's not just a Starwars wrecker.
WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO BE FIRST?! its lame. get a life. ps- this movie was the worst movie i have ever seen. period.
What's with alba and you? You just want to meet her. Forget it, she has class.
And by the way, ella es mas latina que tu!
Y si lees y piensas antes de hablar hubieses entendido lo que dijo, so pedazo de papa.
HEY HEY HEY
It's the trainwrecks birthday!!!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!!!!
Here's to another year of coke and cum dribbles!
ya i agree wit perez, im not feelin alba either.
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that's good i don't want a self-hating Mexican like her around for any longer!!!
plus her acting sucks and she's not that pretty.
SHE'S A TERRIBLE ACTRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
om gi just saw this movie it wAS soooooooooooo GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think its the best ive seen in a while!!
Okay, she sucks (literally), but how about the poor script and obvious BAD direction. Lotta folks involved in that project.
We covered Britney's birthday last night at midnight on our blog.
Eva and Nicole of 7 GirlFriends Blog
Beyonce is a better actress than Miss Alba
Beyonce is a better actress than Jessica Alba
You need to get over that article. Jessica basically said that was how she was raised. Her grandfather wanted her family to be Americans and that was why he moved to America. It's a crazy thing but people live and feel differently about their ethnic identities. She never said she wasn't proud of her heritage, she just has had a different experience than other Latin American women. Why can't you get over it?
However, I will agree, she really isn't a good actress and she picks terrible scripts. Which is why she can't "open" a movie. Yet, neither can Reese, or Angelina or Sandra Bullock or any other female star.
Damn… that sucks. it looked like it was going to be a good movie
5 years from now she'll be making a Mexican soap opera like Erik Estrada.
It will be called "Oreo" and she will of course play the title part. She will star as a young Guadalajaran senorita who shuns her family, moves to
Mexico city to pursue her modeling career, ends up as a soft porn star, and then has an epiphany and returns to her hometown to marry a local potter with huge muscular arms and a handlebar moustache.
I actually saw AWAKE and thought it was much better than i expected… it really isnt bad… lots of crazy twist
poor hayden.
he was so good in life as a house and shattered glass but he needs to align himself with better actresses other than demon alba bitch and mischa barton.
jumper looks so good tho. rachel will bring hayden back!
She's okay in context but she's the reason no one likes the Fantastic Four. Don't Call Her Latina - sure, but WASPy? No way.
such joy over other's misfortune…
you really are a prick, you know…
hey.
leave her alone.
it's just a movie. she wouldn't be around if she wasn't a good actress.
acting is challenging and she looks graceful on screen. stop writing mean things about her it makes my stomach cringe when i read all of this negativity.
estupida vieja , orgullosa deberia sentirse de tener algo de latina , para mi esta betada , no la quiero!
I saw this movie last night — and for a Saturday night — it was packed. And I did not hear one person complain. Great twists — and about Alba's acting? The movie is not about her — the guy is the main actor — and he put on a great show — So lets shift the focus FROM Alba to him. I think you guys should not always listen to the fat ass' blogs —what the f*ck does he know? GO WATCH IT FOR YOURSELF — DONT LET HIM RUIN YOUR FUN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
this movie was great and i loved it!
this movie was great and i loved it!
this movie was great and i loved it!
this movie was great and i loved it!
this movie was great and i loved it!
this movie was great and i loved it!
this movie was great and i loved it!
why don't you see it first before you talk shit perez?
Leave Alba alone, you creepy Butt Pirate.
You're proud of yourself for reasons no one gets but you.
Congratulations, your head was just voted 'Most Likely to be Mistaken for the Hindenburg'
the movie was really good go see it! i dont know why it got bad reviews i thought it was one of the best movies ive seen all year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica Alba needs to start actually reading her scripts..good luck chuck???
WTF is your problem, you fat pig-headed bitch? Like the Hispanic community needs you as an advocate. Just go and die already.
“My whole life, when I was growing up, not one race has ever accepted me, … So I never felt connected or attached to any race specifically. I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don't speak Spanish. So, to say that I'm a Latin actress, OK, but it's not fitting; it would be insincere.”
guess it's insincere to be acccepting all those cover offers huh?
Re: JUAN VALDEZ – you sir, are awesome
Perez, fristly i've to say…you're the best of hollywood…nothing else!
Then, ok..Jessica is cute..whatever…but she can´t act…everyone knows it!
I DON'T CARE IF YOU GROW UP IN AMERICA OR ANYWHERE ELSE YOU CAN'T DENY YOUR BLOOD AND YOU SHOULDN'T JUST BE PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!
I forget - What did your movie take in on its opening weekend, Perez? Oh, right…You're just some hack blogger who can't put a complete sentence together.
hey perez!
sry about all the crap thats happened to you this weekend
keep writing stuff on these carazy celebs!!
Perez, I want you to move out of your cozy spot in West Hollywood and move into a neighborhood like Koreatown or McArthur Park, both dominantly Mexican neighborhoods. Let's see how much Latino pride you have left after living in the midst of their poverty and filth and noise for a year. Better yet, let's see how you feel about Mexicans breeding after a year of witnessing how many goddamn babies the Mexicans insist on having, education and financial resources be damned. That's all that Jessica Alba was saying, that Mexicans are baby machines. It's true. I think that's the least offensive observation she could have made, since it seems to be such a source of pride for Mexicans. Fuck you, Perez, for insisting that one must be automatically proud of their Latino roots. Pride is something that must be earned.
whatever, that movie kicked ass. i really liked it!
Ok, Perez "Please call me a celebrity" Hilton.
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P.s. Update your shiit! Damn! What's with the 4 stolen/old/copy&paste updates a day? Too busy in court being sued?
whaaaaat?!?! i saw the movie yesterday and it was fucking mamazing! its one of those you think you knwo everything but then BAM it all changes i really reccomend it and hayden christensen is fireeee
i went to the premiere of this movie two weeks ago. was absolutely great. don't listen to bad reviews- everyone there loved it. hayden and jessica looked great as well
She deserves that, becauser of her comments…she's not a good actress and she doesn't like to be a latina…get real.
Why do u call her, Dont call me latina?? Did i miss somthing??
Mario, your so into labels. Jessica isn't ashamed of her heritage, just doesn't believe it defines who she is…
i won't pay a penny to see a movie with ms alba. not only she cannot act and i don't find her particularly attractive but it's her self-consciousness of her mexican looks and roots that irritates me the most. she should embrace her heritage and not try to pass as a white danish girl because she looks pretty much like a typical mexican woman. in that regard, i'm glad that her films will bomb at the box office. sometimes we need to feel the pain before we become humble and learn some gratitude for what who we are and what we have instead of tying to be other that who we are. it's a shame that her grandpa did not teach her to love h