Dentures and Cocksmokers

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Fasten your seatbelts, kittens! Sin City's about to get a whole lot gayer!

Siegfried and Roy are "secretly" planning a return to the Las Vegas stage.

"A good magician never lets the cat out of the bag," a recovering Roy Horn says. "Act surprised when you hear about it."

The legendary magician has been out of commission since being attacked by a cat in 2003.

    Posted: Dec 3, 2007 at 3:37 pm / Email this  »

    55 comments to “Dentures and Cocksmokers”

    1. Brittany says – reply to this


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      first?

    2. Eva says – reply to this


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      Fantastic! They were the best Vegas show I've ever seen.

    3. Brittany says – reply to this


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      lol sweet I WAS first :D

    4. hotcock says – reply to this


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      second?

    5. hotcock says – reply to this


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      second?hi dj

    6. hotcock says – reply to this


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      second?hi dj

    7. hotcock says – reply to this


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      second?hi dj

    8. i love you perez says – reply to this


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      i hate not being first

    9. chatnoir says – reply to this


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      One of the coolest shows I've seen. Hope so.

    10. Geminat.com says – reply to this


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      grrr…baby grrrr

    11. Mary says – reply to this


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      Gorgeous tiger.

    12. woo hoo says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    13. woo hoo says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    14. Orlilover says – reply to this


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      YES I love them

    15. JOHNM says – reply to this


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      did anyone ever figure out which one was the top?

    16. Taytay says – reply to this


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      Good for them, they ARE Vegas.

    17. Grace E. says – reply to this


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      That would be a show not to miss. Vegas misses THE GREAT WILD CAT SHOW

    18. KLM says – reply to this


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      OHHH PLEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!


      How many facelifts can these 2 get? Isn't it illegal at some point to keep operating on the same parts after you have had a dozen surgeries??!!
      ..
      ..
      ..
      Seriously, read any bio about them- they are like 70. NO JOKE!! They need to go ahead and retire. Who gives a shit about 2 homos with pussies when we have better magicians/ illusionists nowadays. They need to take a lesson from someone like Criss Angel.

    19. rox says – reply to this


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      Attacked by a pussy- bet he didn't know what the fuck to do.

    20. D'Oh Boy says – reply to this


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      That poor tiger saw so much scary things between those 2 … It turn white !

    21. Supersize Spanishfly says – reply to this


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      It's a good thing for magic fans everywhere that the cat didn't finish it's meal.

      I wonder if it it gets a taste of David Cooperfield would it finish the

      meal…umm probably not because it would just cough up a big old HAIRBALL!!!

      Check me out on www.egradioonline.com

    22. Grace E. says – reply to this


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      Re: KLM – Front line infantry is where you need to be you little ignorant prejudice boy. Go sign up and be a man. No one finds Angel interesting or talented. the TV reviews were bad and his hanging out with celebutards only made him seem more pathetic and deperate. Siegfried and
      Roy are professional great masterful entertainers at any age and out perform most acts Vegas has ever had. Note their long successful money making career dumbass. The only reason their act was ever stopped was because of the greivious injury not because of poor ratings or lack of interest.

    23. Queen Jane says – reply to this


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      AM I THE ONLY ONE OUT HERE WHO THINKS THIS IS A ROY LOOK-ALIKE?
      I HOPE HE'S DOING WELL BUT THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HIM.

    24. suzycat says – reply to this


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      #22… THANK YOU! Only a total brainless idiot could diss the great S&R… one of the most original, spectacular shows ever.. only Cirque is on the same level… Chris Angel my ass! loser wannabe.. and who cares what age they are???? I think only Siegried is 70 if that… and the devotion and commitment these two have as a couple should be a life lesson to anyone gay straight whatever

    25. Love 'Em says – reply to this


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      I've seen a lot of shows in Vegas, and theirs ranks amongst the best. I had the priviledged fortune of meeting them backstage and they were the nicest most gracious celebrities I've ever met. I wanted to bring them home with me. They're true showmen and deserve the spectacular lifestyle they lead.

    26. Kosher Kitty says – reply to this


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      Are they replacing the tiger with Clay Aiken?

    27. aquaboogie says – reply to this


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      THAT IS THE BEST TAG LINE I HAVE SEEN! :-)

    28. aquaboogie says – reply to this


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      THAT IS THE BEST TAG LINE I HAVE EVER SEEN! :-)

    29. Yak says – reply to this


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      These guys are gay?

    30. cool girl says – reply to this


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      PEREZ URE A GAY COCK SUKER UR SELF SO WHO U TAKIN MICK OUT OF? FAT UGLY PIG BASTARD U!

    31. Aimee says – reply to this


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      You say "attacked by a cat" as if he was attacked by a house cat lol. It was a bloody tiger!

    32. RedCloud says – reply to this


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      To # 24. — Siegfried is a fine and foxy 68. Roy is 63. I think they are the greatest showmen Vegas has ever seen and wonderful people. Criss Angel will never achieve such success. Their relationship is a model for couples everywhere, gay or straight.

    33. was that a serious comment?? says – reply to this


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      Re: Queen Jane – you dumbass this is obviously a very old picture, S is 64 and R is 68 now . . . idiot . . .

    34. Lynne says – reply to this


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      Good for them…I'll go see them…there's nothing like a great comeback story and a great Vegas show!

    35. Evil, I Know says – reply to this


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      Siegfried and Wroy

    36. sam says – reply to this


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      GOD, NO…..please spare us and the animals!!!!!

    37. mmm says – reply to this


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      So now we have a fag calling another fag a fag? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

    38. Jolena911 says – reply to this


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      Those ancient queens must have drained all of the world's silicone supply and injected it into their faces.

    39. midwest housewife says – reply to this


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      Siggy and Roy, oy vey can it get any better however if need be Howard Stern an Birkhead could look like them with proper makeup doncha think? as back up in case the cat strikes again..??

    40. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


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      Word on the street is they are scheduled to perform for Fidel's next birthday.

    41. kitkat says – reply to this


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      I love these guys! They are Vegas plus they are true animal lovers
      They are great!!!!
      Plus they truly love their felines

    42. Dumb Question says – reply to this


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      I thought Roy died. He's still alive?

    43. TVDinner says – reply to this


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      Oh god, I hope they come back! Those guys are AMAZING!

    44. obvious says – reply to this


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      he was not "attacked". the cat was trying to protect him. If the tiger REALLY did attack him, he would have died right there. very popular misconception, but true. That cat did not attack him.

    45. Long live COCKSMOKER says – reply to this


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      COCKSMOKER is perhaps THE BEST FUCKING WORD I have heard in a long ass time!!!!!
      That is just a phenomenal - LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!

    46. T says – reply to this


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      I HAVE ALOT OF RESPECT FOR HIM. I DON'T THINK I WOULD WANT TO BE AROUND ANOTHER TIGER IF ONE NEARLY RIPPED OFF MY FACE.

    47. wowsey says – reply to this


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      love those guys! hope it's true!

    48. El Bob says – reply to this


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      I hope I look that good at 70! Minus the tiger maul scars and gold chains, of course.

    49. Eva and Nicole says – reply to this


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      Do their tigers still live
      in the house?
      Their monthly kitty litter
      bill must be really expensive.
      Eva and Nicole at 7 GirlFriends Blog. :lol:

    50. Katherine says – reply to this


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      I thought the tiger killed him! That's so funny, I thought he was dead for years and feel strangely nice knowing he's alive…
      But hasn't he learned his lesson about foolin' around with big furry creatures?

    51. LOVE VEGAS says – reply to this


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      Sigfried and Roy ROCK - I hope they do return. They were INCREDIBLE!!

    52. Someone who cares says – reply to this


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      Re: Queen Jane – I think you should know that this whole situation is none of your business and you should just go back to work! You do have a job, don't you????????

    53. siegfred says – reply to this


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      its a fucking tiger you make it sound like a household pussy

    54. Diana says – reply to this


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      Roy was not "attacked" by his tiger. They have said repeatedly that he suffered a stroke and the tiger pulled him offstage as a mother would carry a cub. The tiger did not know that he had punctured Roy's throat in doing so. I don't know why people continue to perpetuate the story that this tiger ATTACKED Roy when they themselves say this is untrue.

    55. ShequitaJonze says – reply to this


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      LMAO @ “A good magician never lets the cat out of the bag"
      does no one see the irony in that?!?!?
      That's the greatest thing I've heard today!!!!!!