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Left: Michael Jackson. Right: Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark.

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    1. amelia ;) says – reply to this


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      first

    2. FAGALISIOUS! says – reply to this


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      HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

    3. Eric says – reply to this


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      So much ugliness all at once

    4. amelia ;) says – reply to this


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      first!

    5. lara says – reply to this


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      oh dear god!

    6. upton says – reply to this


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      true dat

    7. sexy stoner chica says – reply to this


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      second bitchez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    8. ruby says – reply to this


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      first bitchesssss

    9. 123 says – reply to this


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      who cares

    10. lindia says – reply to this


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      and we love them for it!! HOTHOTCELEBRITIES.COM
      beautiful!!

    11. LLY says – reply to this


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      second! she's scary looking maybe even more than michael :(

    12. bj says – reply to this


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      holy shit.

    13. Li.Lo fan ;D says – reply to this


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      Firsta again!!!!!!!
      Michael looks hot :D IRONY…

    14. lilie says – reply to this


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      nasty

    15. mike says – reply to this


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      why is joans face so white?

    16. Li.Lo fan ;D says – reply to this


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      First again!!!!!!!
      Michael looks hot :D IRONY…

    17. Camille says – reply to this


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      ZEXXXY!

    18. 1111 says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    19. compuphonic says – reply to this


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      wtf happened to her?!?!?!

    20. not her says – reply to this


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      looks like she has a 5 o'clock shadow - ewh.

    21. roxielake says – reply to this


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      wish i was first

    22. Ms. Nyc says – reply to this


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      this is so scarey :(

    23. douche says – reply to this


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      Re: amelia ;) – They are both very pretty.

    24. Boo says – reply to this


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      Yuck! She looks like a she-male!!!!

    25. mary says – reply to this


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      hahahahha. so they do look a lot alike

    26. topaz7402 says – reply to this


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      Oh wow am I acyually FIRST FIRST FIRST….wOw that pic is really scary!!!!!!

    27. ckc says – reply to this


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      ha

    28. Alli says – reply to this


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      Second? Plastic surgeons should really tell these people when enough is enough!

    29. SophieSez says – reply to this


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      She looks awfully man-like in that pic.

    30. Ashley says – reply to this


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      ewww!!

    31. ewww says – reply to this


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      Joanie, Joanie, Joanie. Ew.

    32. KBKO says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD there's someone scarier looking than MJ!!!!!!!!!

    33. Kitty says – reply to this


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      What the fuck happened to her face???? no really? Did you fuck with this pic?

    34. rodrigo castro says – reply to this


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      grossssssss

    35. Gloria Vanderbilt's Gay Son says – reply to this


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      Oh no!

    36. hehehe says – reply to this


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      first

    37. Adel says – reply to this


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      1st

    38. sage says – reply to this


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      gross!

    39. Me says – reply to this


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      Wow!!! What did she do? Or what didnt she do?

    40. courtneyyy says – reply to this


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      I never knew Michael Jackson could look so normal…

    41. miriam says – reply to this


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      lol second1

    42. loser says – reply to this


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      Re: amelia ;) – second. loser…

    43. angie says – reply to this


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      HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do people do that to themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    44. violet says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

    45. louweezy says – reply to this


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      What's with the odd discoloration all around her mouth? eiuuu!

    46. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      micheal shouldn't of been a singer he should of been a priest then he only would of been transferred

    47. fdf says – reply to this


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      both these people look pitiful.. it's very sad

    48. isazinha says – reply to this


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      did she gobble down powdered sugar or what's that around her mouth- ptschoar

    49. laurel says – reply to this


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      How about a before and after pic of Joan? What the hell happened to her? O M G

    50. Frank says – reply to this


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      LIVING IN AMEEERICAAAAAAAA

    51. nikki says – reply to this


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      Why don't you put your photo next to a gorilla's and let us decide if you were separated at birth. You fat racist moron.

    52. I know says – reply to this


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      Her 12 oclock shadow is showin!

    53. helena says – reply to this


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      omg this scares me

    54. shel says – reply to this


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      Egad!!!

    55. angela says – reply to this


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      Don't do that to Michael, how mean to compare him to that transmonster.

    56. ahhh says – reply to this


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      Scary! Doesn't she believe in lipstick? Gees!

    57. Double-U says – reply to this


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      Also separated at birth: VICTORIA BECKHAM and CONDOLEEZA RICE, both ugly and sinister looking

    58. Double-U says – reply to this


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      Also separated at birth: VICTORIA BECKHAM and CONDOLEEZA RICE, both ugly and sinister looking

    59. jenny says – reply to this


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      she could have at least opted for lipstick to give her face more "womanly" characteristics. i mean, c'mon…even michael opted for lipstick.

    60. BOO!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      …….OH MY GOD! THE FUCKING FREAK WAGON DROVE BY AND TWO "BEAUTIES" FELL OFF!
      ……..GOD PEREZ, PUT POSTS LIKE THIS BEHIND THE "IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED…OR FRIGHTENED, OR SCARED SHITLESS!" BANNER! JEEEEEEEEEZ! I NOW HAVE TO CHANGE MY DEPENDS! DAYUM!!!!

    61. maryann says – reply to this


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      Did she rub her makeup off of her mouth? because it's all plain and bare there…

    62. joan VAN HACK says – reply to this


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      TOTALLY GRODDY

    63. Dawn says – reply to this


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      LMAO…too funny…love you Perez….

    64. Alexis says – reply to this


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      She used to be so pretty. And so did Joan Van Ark.

    65. me says – reply to this


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      how can anyone think thats normal???? looks like someone stamped a face on her head. weird thing is icant stop squinting and questioning myself why would anyone think this is normal. these women should just let themselves age gracefully. why fight it hollywood….youre going to get old. dont make yourself look ridiculous. thats sooooo not attractive….more like dont touch her or shell melt. ughhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    66. dane says – reply to this


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      hardly separated at birth, but joan does look bad theses days.
      And it's Knots Landing, no double t!

    67. beth says – reply to this


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      what has happened to her- she was such an attractive lady she makes Michael lokk normal- horrible.

    68. PurdueGal09 says – reply to this


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      SHE'S 71! HOLY SHIT

    69. Rhobot says – reply to this


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      Looks like she just got done huffing a can of spray paint. Nice.

    70. ZEEE says – reply to this


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      seriously…did she used to be a man?

    71. Alexis says – reply to this


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      She used to be so pretty. And so was Joan Van Ark.

    72. what the???? says – reply to this


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      okay…she looks like she dunked her face in a bowl of hot wax….and then sculpted it to look like THAT!!!!that just not normal….so wrong, so wrong, so wrong!!!!!!! HOLLYWOOD IS A FREAKSHOW…..SIDESHOWS LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS, PARIS "THE BIRD" HILTON…AND ALL THOSE OLD LADIES THAT LOOK LIKE WAX MISTAKES. Im glad hollywood is so far westcoast and eventually it will break off the united states. gotta get rid of all the side show freaks from hollywood.

    73. hi says – reply to this


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      kinda looks like felicity hufman in transamerica, no?

    74. Sharona says – reply to this


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      Perez you are falling down on the job,there is nothing similar at all other than they both wear makeup. You can do much better!

    75. BobC says – reply to this


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      Re: what the???? – You're not kidding about Paris "The Bird" Hilton. She looks like a wonky-eyed Big Bird, only not as likeable. As for Joan Van Ark, I have this wicked urge to say something mean, but I kind of liker her.

    76. BobC says – reply to this


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      Re: what the???? – You're not kidding about Paris "The Bird" Hilton. She looks like a wonky-eyed Big Bird, only not as likeable. As for Joan Van Ark, I have this wicked urge to say something mean, but I kind of liker her.

    77. BobC says – reply to this


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      Re: what the???? – You're not kidding about Paris "The Bird" Hilton. She looks like a wonky-eyed Big Bird, only not as likeable. As for Joan Van Ark, I have this wicked urge to say something mean, but I kind of like her.

    78. Spooky says – reply to this


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      ARE MICHAEL & JOAN DR. JAY ADAMS PATIENTS???????

    79. King Solomon's Wisdom says – reply to this


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      I haven't posted in a while, and I felt compelled to post. OMG-is that REALLY Joan Van Ark??!! She was so pretty back in the days.

      Initial thought: body dysmorphic disorder (do a google search people, to find out what this is all about. This is obviously a rampant condition in Hollywood.

      She is also on the awfulplasticsurgery.com You will see a before picture. She was a total hottie! When I saw this pic, I thought it was the cat lady (4got her name) at first glance!

    80. Barbara says – reply to this


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      Wow! You took the words right out of my mouth, Perez! Trannylicious is she!

    81. midevil says – reply to this


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      It's hard to believe they found someone more creepy looking than Jacko. Who will be the next willing clown, Titney Lears?

    82. Louise says – reply to this


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      wtf happened to Joan Van Ark ughhhhhhhhh

    83. Sasha says – reply to this


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      Joan Van Ark has a serious case of crack mouth.

    84. EEK says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!! :(

    85. EEK says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!! :(

    86. EEK says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!! :(

    87. EEK says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!! :(

    88. EEK says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!! :(

    89. Bella Bella says – reply to this


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      They are both very scary looking. Thank you, I will now have nightmares. Why does the area around her mouth look a light lighter than the rest of her face?

    90. Clara says – reply to this


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      what the 51 area say about this?…maybe invasion…

    91. IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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      Wait. Why does MJ have a cum drip? I thought little boys couldn't ejaculate.

    92. dfsdfsi says – reply to this


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      I find she looks like that COJO guy on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT…more then michael jackson..right??

    93. Clara says – reply to this


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      maybe they jus wanna be friends…and not make xperience wit us!

    94. Angela says – reply to this


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      Sweet Jesus!! Actually scratch that, Jesus has nothing to do with it.

    95. Ashley says – reply to this


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      i did not want to see that picture again!!! ::runs off crying::

    96. makysha says – reply to this


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      LOL. Its funny because how have the same skin disorder MJ claimed to have but I look human.
      It makes you pale but still normal
      but if you add too much surgery it becomes a problem.

    97. bree says – reply to this


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      no u should do a side by side of Joan & Julia Roberts..i know Julia Roberts is not a mess, but this lady looks like a freak-a-zoid Julia

    98. Queen Tantrum says – reply to this


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      Never thought I'd say it…but Michael now has someone who looks worse than him.

    99. sam says – reply to this


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      its a shame what mj has done 2 himself,he used 2 b good looking. but the man is talented. who is the woman?

    100. Jimmy says – reply to this


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      OMG! Joan Van Ark looks more like Felicity Huffman and Lauri (from the Real orange county Houswives on Bravo)

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