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1. amelia ;) says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first

2. FAGALISIOUS! says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

3. Eric says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   So much ugliness all at once

4. amelia ;) says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first!

5. lara says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   oh dear god!

6. upton says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   true dat

7. sexy stoner chica says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   second bitchez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   first bitchesssss

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   who cares

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    and we love them for it!! HOTHOTCELEBRITIES.COM
    beautiful!!

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    second! she's scary looking maybe even more than michael

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    holy shit.

13. Li.Lo fan ;D says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Firsta again!!!!!!!
    Michael looks hot IRONY…

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    nasty

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    why is joans face so white?

16. Li.Lo fan ;D says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    First again!!!!!!!
    Michael looks hot IRONY…

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    ZEXXXY!

18. 1111 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST

19. compuphonic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wtf happened to her?!?!?!

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    looks like she has a 5 o'clock shadow - ewh.

21. roxielake says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wish i was first

22. Ms. Nyc says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    this is so scarey

23. douche says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: amelia – They are both very pretty.

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    Yuck! She looks like a she-male!!!!

25. mary says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahahha. so they do look a lot alike

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    Oh wow am I acyually FIRST FIRST FIRST….wOw that pic is really scary!!!!!!

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    ha

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    Second? Plastic surgeons should really tell these people when enough is enough!

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    She looks awfully man-like in that pic.

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    ewww!!

31. ewww says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Joanie, Joanie, Joanie. Ew.

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    OH MY GOD there's someone scarier looking than MJ!!!!!!!!!

33. Kitty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What the fuck happened to her face???? no really? Did you fuck with this pic?

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    grossssssss

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    Oh no!

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    first

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    1st

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    gross!

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    Wow!!! What did she do? Or what didnt she do?

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    I never knew Michael Jackson could look so normal…

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    lol second1

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    Re: amelia – second. loser…

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    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do people do that to themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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    What's with the odd discoloration all around her mouth? eiuuu!

46. Anonymous says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    micheal shouldn't of been a singer he should of been a priest then he only would of been transferred

47. fdf says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    both these people look pitiful.. it's very sad

48. isazinha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    did she gobble down powdered sugar or what's that around her mouth- ptschoar

49. laurel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How about a before and after pic of Joan? What the hell happened to her? O M G

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    LIVING IN AMEEERICAAAAAAAA

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    Why don't you put your photo next to a gorilla's and let us decide if you were separated at birth. You fat racist moron.

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    Her 12 oclock shadow is showin!

53. helena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg this scares me

54. shel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Egad!!!

55. angela says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Don't do that to Michael, how mean to compare him to that transmonster.

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    Scary! Doesn't she believe in lipstick? Gees!

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    Also separated at birth: VICTORIA BECKHAM and CONDOLEEZA RICE, both ugly and sinister looking

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    Also separated at birth: VICTORIA BECKHAM and CONDOLEEZA RICE, both ugly and sinister looking

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    she could have at least opted for lipstick to give her face more "womanly" characteristics. i mean, c'mon…even michael opted for lipstick.

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    …….OH MY GOD! THE FUCKING FREAK WAGON DROVE BY AND TWO "BEAUTIES" FELL OFF!
    ……..GOD PEREZ, PUT POSTS LIKE THIS BEHIND THE "IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED…OR FRIGHTENED, OR SCARED SHITLESS!" BANNER! JEEEEEEEEEZ! I NOW HAVE TO CHANGE MY DEPENDS! DAYUM!!!!

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    Did she rub her makeup off of her mouth? because it's all plain and bare there…

62. joan VAN HACK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    TOTALLY GRODDY

63. Dawn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LMAO…too funny…love you Perez….

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    She used to be so pretty. And so did Joan Van Ark.

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    how can anyone think thats normal???? looks like someone stamped a face on her head. weird thing is icant stop squinting and questioning myself why would anyone think this is normal. these women should just let themselves age gracefully. why fight it hollywood….youre going to get old. dont make yourself look ridiculous. thats sooooo not attractive….more like dont touch her or shell melt. ughhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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    hardly separated at birth, but joan does look bad theses days.
    And it's Knots Landing, no double t!

67. beth says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what has happened to her- she was such an attractive lady she makes Michael lokk normal- horrible.

68. PurdueGal09 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SHE'S 71! HOLY SHIT

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    Looks like she just got done huffing a can of spray paint. Nice.

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    seriously…did she used to be a man?

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    She used to be so pretty. And so was Joan Van Ark.

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    okay…she looks like she dunked her face in a bowl of hot wax….and then sculpted it to look like THAT!!!!that just not normal….so wrong, so wrong, so wrong!!!!!!! HOLLYWOOD IS A FREAKSHOW…..SIDESHOWS LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS, PARIS "THE BIRD" HILTON…AND ALL THOSE OLD LADIES THAT LOOK LIKE WAX MISTAKES. Im glad hollywood is so far westcoast and eventually it will break off the united states. gotta get rid of all the side show freaks from hollywood.

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    kinda looks like felicity hufman in transamerica, no?

74. Sharona says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez you are falling down on the job,there is nothing similar at all other than they both wear makeup. You can do much better!

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    Re: what the???? – You're not kidding about Paris "The Bird" Hilton. She looks like a wonky-eyed Big Bird, only not as likeable. As for Joan Van Ark, I have this wicked urge to say something mean, but I kind of liker her.

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    Re: what the???? – You're not kidding about Paris "The Bird" Hilton. She looks like a wonky-eyed Big Bird, only not as likeable. As for Joan Van Ark, I have this wicked urge to say something mean, but I kind of liker her.

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    Re: what the???? – You're not kidding about Paris "The Bird" Hilton. She looks like a wonky-eyed Big Bird, only not as likeable. As for Joan Van Ark, I have this wicked urge to say something mean, but I kind of like her.

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    ARE MICHAEL & JOAN DR. JAY ADAMS PATIENTS???????

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    I haven't posted in a while, and I felt compelled to post. OMG-is that REALLY Joan Van Ark??!! She was so pretty back in the days.

    Initial thought: body dysmorphic disorder (do a google search people, to find out what this is all about. This is obviously a rampant condition in Hollywood.

    She is also on the awfulplasticsurgery.com You will see a before picture. She was a total hottie! When I saw this pic, I thought it was the cat lady (4got her name) at first glance!

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    Wow! You took the words right out of my mouth, Perez! Trannylicious is she!

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    It's hard to believe they found someone more creepy looking than Jacko. Who will be the next willing clown, Titney Lears?

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    wtf happened to Joan Van Ark ughhhhhhhhh

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    Joan Van Ark has a serious case of crack mouth.

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    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!!

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    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!!

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    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!!

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    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!!

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    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK??? She used to be very attractive years ago. Don't have plastic surgery… OMG… it ruined her face.. how scary looking!!!!!!!!!

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    They are both very scary looking. Thank you, I will now have nightmares. Why does the area around her mouth look a light lighter than the rest of her face?

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    what the 51 area say about this?…maybe invasion…

91. IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Wait. Why does MJ have a cum drip? I thought little boys couldn't ejaculate.

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    I find she looks like that COJO guy on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT…more then michael jackson..right??

93. Clara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    maybe they jus wanna be friends…and not make xperience wit us!

94. Angela says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Sweet Jesus!! Actually scratch that, Jesus has nothing to do with it.

95. Ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i did not want to see that picture again!!! ::runs off crying::

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    LOL. Its funny because how have the same skin disorder MJ claimed to have but I look human.
    It makes you pale but still normal
    but if you add too much surgery it becomes a problem.

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    no u should do a side by side of Joan & Julia Roberts..i know Julia Roberts is not a mess, but this lady looks like a freak-a-zoid Julia

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    Never thought I'd say it…but Michael now has someone who looks worse than him.

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    its a shame what mj has done 2 himself,he used 2 b good looking. but the man is talented. who is the woman?

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     OMG! Joan Van Ark looks more like Felicity Huffman and Lauri (from the Real orange county Houswives on Bravo)