Zexy!

Filed under: Rosie O'Donnell > Photoshop Awardz

Rosie O'Donnell on the cover of Figure magazine, available exclusively at plus-sized store Lane Bryant.

That Photoshop work is whoreanus!

Posted: Dec 3, 2007 at 7:45 pm / Email this »

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Jacob Kasza says – reply to this

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White Shrek!
holly says – reply to this

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photoshop what
DEB says – reply to this

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MOOOOOOOOOO
Meghan says – reply to this

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First! She is so wierd…
tracey says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Steve says – reply to this

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Arrrg I hate Rosie
emma says – reply to this

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wowwwww. ugly.
Daddy Doubs says – reply to this

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SOW ALERT!!!
lollipops says – reply to this

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word.
jj says – reply to this

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first
tracey says – reply to this

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first
first says – reply to this

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first mother fuckers
nice says – reply to this

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nice….
nice says – reply to this

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nice….
Elin says – reply to this

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That photo is SO 90's. Couldn't they have spruced her up a little?
Assley says – reply to this

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Worst photoshop job ever!
Jenn says – reply to this

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hey
FoxyStardust says – reply to this

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She looks good enough to eat… some donuts.
Melissa says – reply to this

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1st

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Good grief says – reply to this

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Political correctness makes me sick. She's not "full figured." She's fat. She's a regular butterball. Her figure is ROUND.
rayne says – reply to this

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oh rosie.
Erica says – reply to this

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yikes!! they photoshopped the shit outta her!
Annaland.net says – reply to this

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ZEXY BEAST!
starla says – reply to this

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doesn't even look like her- she wishes it did
joshua j says – reply to this

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what a fat cow i wish this commie pig aids then for ann colture to deficate in rosies mouth the fat slob!
Prinky says – reply to this

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HAHAHA!!! What a shitty photoshop job!
Evelina says – reply to this

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A-MA-GAAD, tht's not even a good photoshopwork, even Britneys Spears knows how to use the gaussic tool
Ellen DeGeneres says – reply to this

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She's a fat-fucking-mean spirited-unfunny CUNT! I hope her and those fucking kids on that boat sink to the bottom of the frigid ocean.
Bobbi says – reply to this

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She looks plastic!
Mr Zabe says – reply to this

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Gee Rosie looks butt ugly with or without photo-shop.
At best her picture would scare off even
the circus side show freaks. I guess it's ugly
inside makes the ugly outside factor. LOL
Mel says – reply to this

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Well, she looks better than that buck-toothed horse asswipe Perz!
chichi says – reply to this

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Is she trying to smile or is she taking a shit?
diddy says – reply to this

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blahhhhhhh ew.shes so wierd.she just needs to stop.
Mel says – reply to this

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Re: Meghan – It's WEIRD….WEIRD When in the FUCK are people going to learn how to spell. Jesus.
TRUTHteller says – reply to this

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who knew Perez had SO many readers that were photoshop experts. huh.
Heidi says – reply to this

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God, that was awful.
Mel says – reply to this

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Re: diddy – Are you kidding me…it's WEIRD! What is so hard about spelling this word??
midevil says – reply to this

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Holy wow, she's fuzzy!
rosiesucks says – reply to this

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perez how can you like rosie???? she is an annoying bitch that wont go away
Queen Tantrum says – reply to this

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Dayum. Who employed that photoshopper? I could do better than that and I'm crap at it. Rosie looks better normally.
Phillip brand says – reply to this

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I'd like to bite her nose off!
whatthefuck says – reply to this

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It doesn't even look like her it looks like a fat Winona Ryder.
Gwen says – reply to this

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Yeah, someone at Figure mag definitely gave the picture to their 12 year old son. That's lame.
tricia says – reply to this

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she makes me sick.she needs to get some serious therapy.
jbee says – reply to this

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please don`t put that ugly bitch on your sight anymore….she makes me want to puke.
Annie fromtheLBC says – reply to this

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Rosie does Jumbo Judy's!!
Gotta love this shiz…..fucking photoshop is MAGICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pam says – reply to this

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What a shitty photo job - but that is Lame Bryant for ya - owned by Charming Shops — what a name! They deserve Rosie O'Troubemaker. If she had any class she would shop at a cool plus sized store like Torrid!
Gwen says – reply to this

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Gross Lane Bryant. Look at her teeth - in real life they are as yellow as corn. I have seen untouched picture of her. I agree if she had any class she would be a Torrid girl - Lane Bryant is for old ladies who want junk. I wonder how much they paid her.
Torrid even advertised on Perez Hilton - so it's 100% cool!
No More Rosie says – reply to this

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Perez - PLEASE stop showing Rosie - she is a nobody. Nobody will hire her - NBC, Price is Right - she is poison - nobody will touch the troublemaker. You have some gay crush on her and it's so yucky. Why don't you cum stain her lips? She hates you, said you were the dark side on her blog. Why do you sooooo much want to be her friend? Because Ross is? Geeez NO MORE Rosie PLEASE!
aj says – reply to this

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Her eyes look fabulous…the rest of the photoshop job is horrendous…someone's job better be on the line because of that work!
Elizabeth Edwards says – reply to this

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She’s a fat-fucking-mean spirited-unfunny CUNT! I hope her and those fucking kids on that boat sink to the bottom of the frigid ocean. I dare her to appear on a magazine cover in the same slovenly fashion as on her childish website - but what magazine would allow that? WHORE - WHORE - WHORE - WHORE! If there's a hell below, she's gonna go. Who buys her sex toys? Huh?!
Z Man says – reply to this

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It's disgusting to see the continued support of the fatification of America. People need to realize there is NOTHING sexy nor healthy about being over weight. To support un-healthy eating and lack of exercise is comparable to supporting other unhealthy lifestyles (eg, binge drinking, drug abuse, etc). When will America realize Real Women DON'T Have Curves (same goes for Men too).
doggie balls says – reply to this

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fat fucking nasty cunt
Rosie says – reply to this

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Re: Elizabeth Edwards – #54 #54 #54 #54…..you only wish you could be Elizabeth Edwards. Did you just learn the word Whore. You are full of self hatred spreading hate. Go drink some Draino
Ericthegr8 says – reply to this

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I think she looks rabid
MV says – reply to this

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Perez let's focus on Rosie's Charity instead of her appearance. You should look in the mirror before you call anyone out!
yo yo yo says – reply to this

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what's with the brown mark above her lip? they photoshopped her but decided to leave the chocolate from earlier that she ate. classic
Erin says – reply to this

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Where'd she get that mole?
Hillary Clinton says – reply to this

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What a cow, she's just my type.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Whoever did that photoshop should be shot.
tomcatt says – reply to this

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Photoshop has done an great job again. Got rid of those fur burgers stuck betwwen her teeth.
2perfect says – reply to this

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stop postin' pic of that fat ugly cunt
wowww says – reply to this

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AIRBRUSHED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Buster Cherry says – reply to this

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So nice of Barbara Walters to loan out her GAUZE and JeLLY lens for a Rosie photo shoot. Blur is the new youth lens. Show no hair lip or wrinkles you pathetic rag of a mag. When you watch 20/20 remember what to look for. Hate in a human shows when shot through a Nikon lens. These are filtered.
Bunny says – reply to this

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Rosie has a mole?

..clearly thats not even her
meadow says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!!!! GOOD FOR HER!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK HASEN'T BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED???? EVEN FUCKING UGLY BETTY!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST SHE'S NOT DECONSTRUCTING HER FACE, LIKE MOST OF DAMN HOLLYWOOD!!!!
hate rosie says – reply to this

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She is so ugly. I have seen her teeth and they are yellow. She is someone who fights with everyone. Her career is SO over. Even her tour company is losing money and ready to shut down.
bree says – reply to this

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that fake boo-boo & her blue prison-issued sweater is fug!
Cheeky! says – reply to this

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I thought the whole point of Photoshop was so it made you look like you've not been Photoshopped? Her skin color look strange as well. And the lines around her nose look drawn on. If I was Rosie I'd sue.
Mel says – reply to this

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Re: jbee – It's site not sight. Jesus!
jhude says – reply to this

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Rosie,

u r one of the worst individuals that I have comr in contact with!!!!
Tom says – reply to this

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That is not even a magazine - it's some Lame Bryant puts publishes - it's like all advertisment for their store. God Rosie must be desperate for $$$$. I hear she is almost broke.
Danielle says – reply to this

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Figure does not photoshop. They like to show their models natural.
Mary says – reply to this

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U really have to photoshop a pig that to make her look like a humanbeing. How can Kelly sleep with her? Money, I guess. Now she is a Lane Bryant model - YUCK - how far she has fallen!
Rosie is a PIG says – reply to this

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Yeah right danielle - no photoshoping here! Figure is a sales piece for Lame Bryant - it's not even a magazine. This picture is photoshopped like hell and done really poorly!
Poor HAS BEEN Rosie says – reply to this

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Worst job of Photoshop I have ever seen. They must have had one of the clerks in Lane Bryant do it - SOOOOO poorly done! My cat could do a better job. But I guess if you take a picture of fat Rosie O'Donnell you need to do a LOT of work! Have you ever seen her on her blog - god she might be the ugliest woman on earth!
She is so yesterday's thing - she has a hard time finding work - always begging.
Gary says – reply to this

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Rosie O'Donnell is the least sexy person on the planet. Plez Perez give her a big old cum drip. I can't believe you are so desperate to know her. She is SO gross.
ramona says – reply to this

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looks kinda like michael jackson
Beth says – reply to this

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The WORST human being (pig) on the planet. I would never shop at Lane Bryant if they use her as amodel. YUCK - GROSS. She is a worthless piece of nothing. She won't work again - nobody will hire her again.
Cow says – reply to this

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HA-HA! It is one step away from being a cartoon.
Photoshop Anyone? says – reply to this

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Now that's just werid…Rosie has brown eyes not blue.
Sue says – reply to this

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UGLY! This woman is so gross. I wonder how much she pays Kelly to do her? Kelly use to be cute, she now looks like a scarecrow. Poor Rosie she said the other day she can no longer afford her blog. Now she has to do a cover of a Lane Bryant catalog - that is 4 weeks old. Ah Perez - how is this news? or even interesting. Oh yeah you want to be friends with Rosie and she keeps rejecting you. Come on Perez - give her a big old cum drip - she deserves it!
nick savage! :D says – reply to this

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umm totally agree with the first comment..
Rosey is totally a white shrek.

not to mention that photoshop job is horrendous. i bet she was probably like.

zOMG *realization of fat hideous self* i need to photoshop this fast!
and like
snuck in
and did it herself.

it's amateurish to say the least, not even close to resembling her overweight disgusting self, and it makes her out to be some sort of d.i.l.t.f.
just not.
ew.
Rosie's toilet seat says – reply to this

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I'm glad says – reply to this

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Ha
I'm glad to see that I am not the only one that is SICK of everything ROSIE.
She gives herself toooooo much credit. Nobody cares what she thinks or does.
Do the world a favor Rosie..
Go far, far away!!!!!!!!! Stay there!!!!!!
misschaalee says – reply to this

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Or Addition Elle 14+ here in Canadialand!!! (more like 22+ for her by the looks of it…and you know they tried to PhotoShop the shit out of that pig!)
Princess Mandie says – reply to this

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Photo shop is my hero!
Mandy says – reply to this

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Re: Z Man – I agree it is bad to promote being large however news flash z man, women are supposed to have curves. Hips to help them have babies, breasts, etc.. Women are curvier then men, that is a known fact. Many years ago, women were curvy dumbass, it's just with the media and such now that they do anything to be thin. Some are thin naturally but that doesn't mean thin girls don't have curves. I am a size three and consider myself to have curves. There is a difference between curves and fat though however they are supposed to have some curves so shut the fuck up!
Jond says – reply to this

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Re: Z Man – Curves are very sexy, too thin and a fat cow like Rosie are not.
Alyson says – reply to this

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I know for a fact that this magazine is also sold at Target. I freaking work there. The article is pretty good too.
Kelley says – reply to this

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"photo-arious" is right!!
photo work BIG TIME
itsmebitches says – reply to this

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sexy??? really?
tatum says – reply to this

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ok that looks like a painting of her from the 90's
HATE ROSIE WITH A PASSION says – reply to this

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Rosie is so NOT a Torrid Girl - she belongs at Lame Bryant. Rosie is so ugly - t-shirts and scarves around her dirty hair. I can't believe anyone every gave her a daytime show. She is disgusting. I look at her blog and I throw up in my mouth. She burps, sneezes, wipes her snot, yells at her kids - Just gross. She is so white trash. She has no friends and in Hollywood she is on the NO HIRE list. GROSS, YUCK and EWWWWWW!
PhillipP says – reply to this

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Fat people should lose weight. Why would they put fat people on the cover of a magazine. Lane Bryant should not even be in business so fat people are forced to lose weight or wear a sheet.
Sue says – reply to this

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Yes, Lane Bryant publishes that stupid magazine. It's full of their ads and their sister company Charming Shoppes. Two stores that are low, low. low end. The magazine is sold everywhere. They try to push it like it's a real magazine - it's just a bunch of Lane Bryant ads. It's not exclusive to Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug gives it away too and you can buy at Target or the grocery store. Don't waste your money. Perfect magazine for Rosie - a trash magazine has a piece of trash on the cover!
Petur says – reply to this

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Rosie is gross. Why is she even around. She should be selling hamburgers at Wendy's - she has ZERO talent.
Kevin says – reply to this

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My nephew goes to the same Waldorf school her kids go to. She pulls up and looks like shit. One of the ugliest woman I have ever seen. Some of the parents at the school don't even talk to her, they say she is rude, bossy and just unkept.
Robin M. says – reply to this

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What did they do to her in that picture? That looks like someone else's mouth!
Clarence says – reply to this

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Figure? Only if you consider a huge big ball of fat a figure. She has none.
Rosie is one fat, no talent bitch.
HEY ROSIE YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP - GET OFF THE STAGE!