Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Danny Bonaduce doesn't mind too much that we posted pics of his baby dick.
The former Patridge Family actor asked Perez to appear on his new cartoon - in which he plays a life coach.
Click here to watch P-Nasty's episode.
The results are far funnier than you'd expect!