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Bonaduce & Hilton

Filed under: Personally Perez > Paris Hilton > Danny Bonaduce

Danny Bonaduce doesn't mind too much that we posted pics of his baby dick.

The former Patridge Family actor asked Perez to appear on his new cartoon - in which he plays a life coach.

Click here to watch P-Nasty's episode.

The results are far funnier than you'd expect!

Posted: December 5, 2007 at 1:03 am

75 comments to “Bonaduce & Hilton”

  1. beattix says – reply to this


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    first

  2. Next says – reply to this


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    I wont click anymore of your click here…tired of the self promotion, I come here for Celebrity news..YOUR NOT EXACTLY NEWS.or a CELEBRITY.

  3. phil says – reply to this


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    way to funny!

  4. i love you perez says – reply to this


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    i hate not being first!

  5. piporro says – reply to this


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    blahhhhh

  6. one says – reply to this


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    #1

  7. mooseboot says – reply to this


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    First, Bitches!!

  8. kay says – reply to this


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    10?

    not….bad.

  9. FREAK says – reply to this


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    14th

  10. going to see the spice girls tomorrow says – reply to this


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    umm not funny at all

  11. lish says – reply to this


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    second, I hope!

  12. Megan says – reply to this


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    not first

  13. funnyhunney85 says – reply to this


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    I thought it was pretty hilarious! I love u P-NASTY!I wanna suck your toes!seriously.

  14. me. says – reply to this


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    that was actually pretty lame. hahah.

  15. delani says – reply to this


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    that was actually pretty awesome. who knew db had a sense of humor?

  16. Shabangbang says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA! That was great =)

  17. Beef Curtain says – reply to this


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    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bonaduce HAS A SMALL PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. cat says – reply to this


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    i hate danny b. i think its the red hair. freak ppl out. firecrotch. ew.

  19. Geminat says – reply to this


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    I thought it was cute

  20. C0URTkneee says – reply to this


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    i loved it!

  21. nick bissel says – reply to this


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    woww… that's truly hilarious, lololol.

  22. Randi says – reply to this


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    I'm proud of BOTH of you! I texted…Amy Winehouse needs some Bonaduce Life Coachin'.

  23. lola says – reply to this


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    that was actually funny and thanks for posting, p-nasty!

    I looove Danny's voice. I'm so sorry I do, but I do. It turns me on.

  24. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    GOGGLE "JOSSIP…CARTOON PEREZ HILTON"…THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY TOO. IT'S VERY SIMILAR TO THIS ONE. THERE'S SOMETHING SEXY ABOUT DANNY

  25. carovan says – reply to this


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    Where is the humor in that? No laughter here but maybe that is a generational gap. I kept waiting for the laughs but you failed miserably.

  26. Pete Riehman says – reply to this


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    Funny stuff - thats for sharing!

  27. Trevor says – reply to this


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    This was insanely cute!

  28. JC says – reply to this


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    the animator misspelled the site… pereshilton.com

  29. sarah says – reply to this


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    that was stupid.
    paris is an idiot.
    that guy has a small peen.
    big deal.

    oh…and NOT first.

  30. scott says – reply to this


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    That was amazing Baby Boy! Really fun. For a guy his age, he really does have a HOT body! Danny is really good at being funny and he should just go with it.

  31. kristen says – reply to this


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    AMAZING

  32. UNLUCKY says – reply to this


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    I JUST WASTED 30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE WATCHING THAT CRAP! PLEASE GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK. I WISH THAT I WOULD HAVE SHOT MYSELF RATHER THAN WATCHING THAT USED UP DONKEY SHAT.

  33. Oscar says – reply to this


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    SELLOUT!!!! everyone knows Danny is a big as DOUCHE and you do this cartoon with him? WTF????? You're always judging everyone for selling out or hanging out with shady people, then you go do it? Liking you less and less the more I come onto this site. Probably won't much any more

  34. funnyman says – reply to this


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    RAD

  35. nicholas says – reply to this


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    OH-MY-GAW!
    That was legendarily funny!
    The dog/cat thing of Danny's ought to be a stuffed animal made to purchase.
    I'd have one and buy some as gifts!!!!
    AAARRRRRRAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. linda says – reply to this


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    SO silly!

  37. Shireen says – reply to this


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    I've always liked Danny Bonaduce cause he's a trainwreck but he is honest about it and just has a satirical outlook on everything. I've always found him quite funny. This cartoon makes me happy.

  38. Michael says – reply to this


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    Maybe now you'll understand how hard it is to be a good actor. I see you tried really hard, but you failed. Sorry.

  39. CaLly says – reply to this


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    Yay! SOOO funny! Laughing cuz you MIGHT get a six pack, Paris might actually be pretty (so hilarious!), and Bonaduce might actually not have a small penis! Never gonna happen? Oh yeah……Not so ironic anymore. STOP being a sellout, PEREZ.

  40. Krista says – reply to this


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    Soooo bad. NOT funny at all. I had to forcce myself to sit through it. Quit promoting yourself so much, Perez. You don't need to plus this type of publicity isn't good! Lame.

  41. Betty B says – reply to this


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    Promote the hell out of yourself P-Boy! You're adorable! When can I get the action figure for my collection? Loved Paris' shaking dog.

  42. sdaf says – reply to this


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    funny : - ))))))))))))))))))))

  43. Mr. Brightside says – reply to this


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    Define inane.

    Danny Bonaduce is possibly the biggest loser to brace this site(A hefty accomplishment considering). Dude got a massive inferiority complex so he does 'riods and hangs out on the strip picking up mediocre-looking women. Honestly, please go away, no one cares about you Danny, stop feeding into this Banal ish Perez, you're a C lister now.

  44. Melissa Aikens says – reply to this


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    thats great!!! very funny

  45. Bass_Sultan_Hengst says – reply to this


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    way to funny! so cool

  46. cat says – reply to this


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    rofl

    good stuff perez.

    i didn't think i would find it that entertaining. but it's good for a few giggles :-)

  47. Xandria says – reply to this


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    That was hilarious!!!! At least DB can make fun of himself, and boy Perez….you look hot!
    Is there anywhere to watch those episodes other than a cell phone?

  48. Blech says – reply to this


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    Lame. Really, really, really lame.

  49. Jeb says – reply to this


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    I wonder when Boaduce got his dick clipped
    I had seen him a few years back in a health club in NYC (straight)
    later saw him in the shower, I noticed he was uncut, the photo you showed last week looks like a clipped dick

  50. Zet says – reply to this


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    Patrick Dempsey has a smaller dick than Bonaduce haha. You can find it on fruitsaladshow.com.

  51. Shersher says – reply to this


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    That was cute…..Jack & Meg White next!! OXOX

  52. josh says – reply to this


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    2 people with failed reality t.v. shows coming together for a much bigger BUST! I can hardley wait……not!

  53. gupt says – reply to this


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    lol…LUV ya perez…Merry Christmas!!

  54. sarita says – reply to this


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    this was great!

  55. Maybe It's Maybelline says – reply to this


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    Love it!

  56. COACH SMART says – reply to this


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    AT LEAST HE DOESNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A BOBBITT DITUATION…I DON'T THINK A PAIR OF NAIL CLIPPERS COULD CHOP THAT THING OFF.

  57. Schpeelburg says – reply to this


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    Uh……… was that supposed to be funny? Because It wasn't. Wow. Unbelievable that someone actually thought that was entertaining in any way.

  58. zippy says – reply to this


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    I predict the animators will sue you for having to animate this stupid thing. I think they should have made you a little gayer……

  59. randean says – reply to this


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    LOL! You hissed when the club owner opened the trash can!!! I'm still laughing at that…

  60. takes one to know one dickears!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: Mr. Brightside –
    Leave perez and danny alone..that was funny, and you suck Leave.

  61. meghan says – reply to this


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    lmao I thought that was hilarious.. especially the part with Zac saying 'I like women!'

  62. Laury says – reply to this


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    Not even remotely funny.

  63. Clover says – reply to this


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    pereziebear, i'm so proud
    that was very good
    very funny
    yaaaaaaaaay to my pereziebear
    xoxox
    clover

  64. Myriam Webster says – reply to this


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    Re: COACH SMART – To Bobbitt Danny you would need
    a) a microscope, b) a gas mask, and c) the tiny little ginsu knives that Rose told of in "The Golden Girls" where she went to a herring circus and that's what the herring juggled with and one false move and they would have filleted themselves.

  65. Meghan says – reply to this


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    I think P-Nasty should have his own cartoon…..

  66. Cougar of the South says – reply to this


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    Loved it! Great satire. As someone who watches a ton of TV, I found it very funny. Good writing. Good jokes. When will it be on?

  67. Queen Coronet says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! OMG!! I'm gasping for air! So clever….I love it!

  68. hipslickcool says – reply to this


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    Danny & Perez you are brilliant! This depicts how Danny really does not take himself seriously, you gotta love him. He can make fun of himself that he really has no business being a life coach. It was frickin' hilarious, and there is never enough of things like this in our lives that make us laugh. Thankyou. And for anyone dissing on Danny and Perez you are just ignorant, so, so, so sad!

  69. ill9000 says – reply to this


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    Re: Schpeelburg –
    "Schpeelburg" has made a negative comment, oh how will anyone survive? Judging from your name, you're a wannabe filmmaker, but since you don't have the balls to even come up with an original name, much less make something youself, you trash other people's stuff online. You stupid little prick, this is silly funny. As you sit at your job flipping burgers thinking about how creative you are, maybe you should step back and realize that you're a total loser and the earth would be much better without you.

  70. blaze says – reply to this


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    you're totally right, that was WAY funnier than i expected. nice!

  71. Paige says – reply to this


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    #23 - lola says – reply to this

    that was actually funny and thanks for posting, p-nasty!
    I looove Danny’s voice. I’m so sorry I do, but I do. It turns me on.

    Ha Ha! I don't know what it is, but I love his voice too. That's funny that someone is thinking the same thing as me.

  72. Antony says – reply to this


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    Hahaha That was quite good -
    The real Bonaduce is sick - but it's a funny cartoon

  73. Ashley says – reply to this


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    I liked it, but the "Paris" character kinda ruined it. I have always liked Danny Bonaduce.

  74. IL Chic says – reply to this


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    BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  75. AbsolutDirtbag says – reply to this


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