Our Hero

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Jordan does not believe in the concept of oversaturation!

The British Jessica Simpson is coming out with yet another new autobiography in February.

Here's a taste of what you can expect!

"Katie Price has led a rollercoaster life and the excitement, glamour and emotional twists and turns show no signs of slowing down. Picking up where "Jordan: A Whole New World" left off, "Pushed to the Limit" is a fascinating, up-front and intensely personal account of life in front of, and behind the cameras. Although happily married to Peter Andre, the past year has been troublesome for Katie, she has overcome a traumatic miscarriage and a kidnap attempt on her children, she has watched her son Harvey suffer in hospital following two accidents and her husband Peter has battled with meningitis.It has undoubtedly taken its toll on Katie and placed strains on her relationship. Yet, Katie's enthusiasm and determination have seen her triumph too: she has given birth to a daughter - her own little princess, and her career goes from strength to strength with America geared up to experience the Katie Price whirlwind too. Every page is filled with searing honesty and Katie's unmistakable frank and often hilarious way with words."

Katie has a way with words???? Too bad she didn't write any of them!

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 5:35 pm / Email this  »

    91 comments to “Our Hero”

    1. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      first and it's true that this woman has been through so much in her life.kudos to her for being so strong.

    2. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      first and it's true that this woman has been through so much in her life.kudos to her for being so strong.

    3. vaginalCooze says – reply to this


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      I think there are too many blacks on here. Come the new millennium, the number of African American adults behind bars will hit the million mark for the first time, That represents nearly an eightfold increase from three decades ago, when there were only 133,226 blacks in prison.
      By 2010, roughly one in 5 black men will be or will have been in prison. Keep them behind bars.

    4. mere says – reply to this


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      OMG i just saw your VH1 commercial with New York.. love it!

      who cares about this stupid bitch? i dont even know who she is.

      first?

    5. Jamie says – reply to this


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      Whore?

    6. Josh says – reply to this


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      I can't wait! Her other books were quite entertaining.

    7. KELLY.B.UK says – reply to this


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      fIRST BITCHES!! i THINK??

    8. Bonny says – reply to this


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      FIRST - And maybe all these bad things happen because she makes them happen to get more attention.

      Maybe she needs to be checked out.

    9. gemz says – reply to this


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      I think she deserves all the credit she gets she an incredible woman all that she's been through and juggling her career and she is goin from stregnth to strength and down with heat magazine what they put about her son was awful and so disrespectful to say that about a child and then they come out with a statement sayin they didnt mean to offend any1 well bollocks to them and there shit magzine!

    10. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      True I am a stupid bitch - but I shave my pussy - that is, I have my brother. fuck all of you

    11. jimmi james says – reply to this


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      for the americans who dont know who she is - she's a former porn star and is now a mother of 3 media whore and tate pladder

    12. sarah says – reply to this


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      Jordan is a true star. she worked hard with very little to become the star she is. fame never went to her head and the most important things in her life are her family, especially her children. TAKE NOTE MS SPEARS!!!!!
      Jordan fan forever!!

    13. COACH SMART says – reply to this


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      I READ IN GQ THAT TOM BRADY STUFFED IT UP HER ASS. APPARENTLY IT WAS HER FIRST TIME AND SHE LOVED IT. NOW WHEN SHE 'BATES SHE DOESN'T EVEN CONSIDER HER VAG

    14. nicole says – reply to this


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      i heart katie price!!

    15. Anya says – reply to this


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      I 'interviewed' Katie at the launch of her perfume in Dublin. She did not have a way with words and could hardly string a sentence together, let alone write a book. I was hoping she'd be smart, charming and that she'd have a good sense of humour. She was none of the above, but I do have to say she was prettier in person.

    16. matt says – reply to this


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      You are a fucking idiot Vaginal Cooze. Racist, worthless, ignorant piece of shit.

      #4 - vaginalCooze says – reply to this

      I think there are too many blacks on here. Come the new millennium, the number of African American adults behind bars will hit the million mark for the first time, That represents nearly an eightfold increase from three decades ago, when there were only 133,226 blacks in prison.
      By 2010, roughly one in 5 black men will be or will have been in prison. Keep them behind bars."

    17. midnight says – reply to this


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      uhm… barf-inducing. no further comments.

    18. MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this


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      "and her career goes from strength to strength with America geared up to experience the Katie Price whirlwind too"

      ATTENTION: EVERYONE IN THE US—-HIDE YOUR UNDERAGE SONS-SHE'S KNOWN TO FUCK THEM, ESPECIALLY WHILE SHE'S 6 MONTHS PREGNANT!!!!

    19. crap-tas-tic says – reply to this


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      She has a ton of money. She definitely knows how to market herself. Can't fault her for that.

    20. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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      "America geared up to experience the Katie Price whirlwind too"

      LMFAO!~

      this fuckin bimbo couldn't string a simple sentence together for the life of her.
      who the fuck cares that she about her stupid ass life? I don't see ANY sort of over-the-top struggle going on in her life, her life sounds like a normal person's life….yeah some fuckin "struggle" she's been threw, this bimbo bitch needs to get her fuckin head checked too much bleach and silicone has leaked into her head and its causing very severe retardation.
      Also does she think she looks good like that?
      MOOOOOOOOO!!!!! she looks as big as a fuckin cow….hehe…yeah you should get yourself an "american" boob job, yours look like shit.
      anyway, I think this bitch can stay in the UK and DONT bother coming over this way. PUHLEEZE bitch….
      she looks like a rejected stripper and acts like shes been kicked in the head too many times…no thanks.

    21. LasVegas says – reply to this


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      I've seen their show on E! and I still do not know why this bitch is famous, what does she do, model? Who cares, she's just another person! Fame is so weird and those who want it are even weirder and more fucked up than the average person or else they wouldn't be seeking fame; media-whores! No one cares!!

    22. stink star says – reply to this


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      Re: vaginalCooze – Dude, how many times are you going to make the same stupid post???
      Who really cares man. So there are blacks in prison. Okay. There are all sorts in prison.

    23. les26 says – reply to this


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      I love her I think shes amazing!

    24. klm says – reply to this


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      OK, that is Jordan?
      ..
      .
      .
      Doesn't look like her at all. I thought it was Heidi Klum till I read the caption.
      So, why would somebody change their face so much? I don't even know where to start with the plastic surgery questions. It just doesn't look like her. Not that I am a fan, but she was pretty before, now she just looks like a different person.
      ..
      .
      .
      Maybe it is the make-up and I am crazy?

    25. Mr. Merry says – reply to this


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      Well at least her husband is a hottie, albeit a bit lazy (he is the perfect stay at home dad!) Anyway, I would not compare her to Jessica Simpson, more like Paris Hilton with TITS! and other posters- do you really think we care if you are FIRST!

    26. MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this


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      Re: les26 – WHY???? WHAT REDEEMING QUALITY DO YOU FIND IN THIS "WOMAN"? She is a mother who flashes her cooter, ass & tits for $$$ and fame-WHILE SHE'S A MOTHER!!! AND NOW SHE'S WRITING A BOOK ABOUT IT? If you are not a good, respectable, responsible parent to your children, then why does she deserve any praise? If she is leading by example then she had better put her daughter in purdah forever. Exactly what quality does she display that would warrant ANYONE TO BE HER FAN?

    27. HEATHERITAS~ says – reply to this


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      Heidi Klum wow your head is messed up! NOT even close!!! Katie Price did you write that about yourself?? When will you decide on one name?

      And for the racist guy, go get fucked you ignorant fool!!! Blacks in prision was not even to topic go throw your dumb ass in front of a buss and take your buddies with you from ” hicks in the sticks” douche bag!!

    28. StaciCakes says – reply to this


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      Her husband struggled with…….you got to be kidding me. It is times like theses I wish I carried an air sickness bag with me. Myabe I will create my own line of designer barf bags!!!!

    29. kate says – reply to this


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      just to clarify…..jordan is not the uk's version of jessica simpson, she is not a singer..she is a glamour model.

    30. Stoopid says – reply to this


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      She is a disgusting piece of white trash!!!!

    31. MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this


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      Re: kate – I think what Perez meant is that they are both STUPID WHORES WITH NO CLASS OR EDUCATION who would put their name on anything they are fortunate to be offered. That is their only similarity

    32. Ashley says – reply to this


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      Harvey? She named her son Harvey?
      Wow.

    33. kylee says – reply to this


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      i read her books and shes one hell of a person thats been through alot. kudos to her.

    34. MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this


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      Re: kylee – What is in "her books" that could classify as "been through a lot"? Do you think she's been through more than say, families of soliders in Iraq, parents of kids with terminal cancer, survivors of 9-11, minorities in the 1930's or 40's? WHAT HAS JORDAN GRAPPLED WITH THAT SHE DIDN'T BRING UPON HERSELF?

    35. ugh. i hate her. says – reply to this


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      i hate her. she thinks shes had such a rough life. lets not remember the thousands of lives being killed in darfur everyday. she looks like a man. anyone who likes her needs to get a life and seriously consider their morals.

    36. ugh. i hate her. says – reply to this


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      i hate her. she thinks shes had such a rough life. lets not remember the thousands of lives being killed in darfur everyday. she looks like a man. anyone who likes her needs to get a life and seriously consider their morals.

    37. whatever says – reply to this


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      omg, she is NOT the jessica simpson of britain. i am BRITISH and she is s no brain slag who did soft core porn. she is a joke. please stop talking about her cause she doesnt deserve to be talked about.

    38. swazzle says – reply to this


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      jordan looks like a pre-opt transexual. Her husband is gay-tastic!
      awesome couple, I love them.

    39. Separtaed @ birth w/ a pumpkin says – reply to this


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      HAHAHHAAHAH
      nice eyebrows….and where is her other shoulder?!?!

    40. AAlll says – reply to this


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      Re: vaginalCooze

      FUCKING NERD FAKEASSBITCH RACIST
      GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND RAPE YOUR DAD

      FAKEASS RACIST

      NERD

      NERD vaginalCooze nerd nerd nerd

    41. Jake says – reply to this


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      I saw part of her show "Katie and Peter" on I think it was E or someting. Fabulous knockers Katie! That would definately be a tit-job to remember!! I think she's smoken' hot.

    42. Becky Gelky says – reply to this


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      She has MAN HANDS!!!!

    43. Katie says – reply to this


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      Re: MUM OF THE YEAR?

      She had Cancer. Her son has an Illness were he gains weight constitantly is blind and may never live idependently. She had post-natal with her second son. She lost a baby. Her husband almost died. Her first born son is in and out of hospital. All in all, i think she's been through alot. And she still comes out of it smiling. She deserved to be mum of the year.

    44. nina K says – reply to this


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      that doest look like her at all…except for the fact that shes ORANGE as hell. so i guess it is jordan. you can't even see her tits

    45. anon says – reply to this


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      She didn't write the words? How the fuck do you know? As the publication says, she "has a way with words." Perez, you are such a dumb prick. How can you compare her with Jessica Simpson? Because she has a vague facial resemblance? Except for being public, their lives aren't even vaguely similar.

    46. Zit says – reply to this


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      Hilarious as Rabies.Funny as a dose of Syphilis.Common woman Most of her "drams " are fiction or vastly exaggerated. Puke worthy slut with her pneumatic boobs which are repulsive and her dork of a "kept " husband.

    47. Me says – reply to this


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      Jordan- Published to the limit

    48. Me says – reply to this


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      Jordan- Published to the limit

    49. Fran says – reply to this


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      OMG Perez how can you even put Katie in the same sentence as Jessica Simpson, never mind say that she is Britain's answer to the tramp. Anyway I love Jordan (even when is wasn't 'cool' to like her when she was dating Dane Bowers and Dwight Yorke) and I have read all her books and watched all her TV shows and loved em all so will defo be buying this one. I also think she is a great mum.
      Also to the person who branded her a porn star - there is a difference between being a glamour model and a porn star, so get it right arshole!

    50. mE says – reply to this


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      Jordan… ****Published to the Limits*****

    51. Leah Joanne says – reply to this


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      Re: Bonny – katie price doesnt deserve all what happens to her! She is a fantastic woman, she has a disabled on and two other kids, a strong marraige and a 17 different business lines, including make up, pefume, her chat show, and her books. she holds it together and still finds time to be a full time mum. When you can do all of that without it falling apart, then you can say whatever you lke, untill then, dont bad mouth hard working celebs!

    52. aline! says – reply to this


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      wheres she left shoulder?

    53. aline! says – reply to this


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      wheres the left shoulder?

    54. Leah Joanne says – reply to this


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      Re: Jacqueline – Just to double check, you dont think her life is hard? erm… you obviously are fucking blind then! Her first born sons dad wont even ackknowledge himas alive. her son has a unique illness that means he constantly gains weight no matter what she does to help. Her same son has autism. Her husband almost died of meningitis. She lost a baby. Not in private, but with the whole world knowing. She suffered from ancer. In the public eye. She still has three children, is a full time mum, films a chat show and runs various other business's such as her perfume and he books. and she donates more money to charity than any of your american stupid hyped up tramp arsed Simpson sisters do, so go Jordan!

    55. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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      Re: Leah Joanne – so what….i've heard worse storys then that and they didnt all get to write a stupid pink book about it
      or whatever fantasy fucking barbie design she happens to use next to push her cheap cheezy shit…god she needs to get those things off her chest, they are aweful to look at… cant stand her.. what the hell is a glamour model anyway? is it supposed to resemble glamour or a cheap stripper from 1993? just wondering.

    56. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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      and i dont give a flying fuck about that shitbag jessica simpson…shes as deep as a frying pan…freakin tranny with a horseface.

    57. Amy says – reply to this


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      OMG I CANNTO WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I absolutley have been waiting for this since September!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has been through MANY ups and downs and I think that she is BRILLIANT. She is the only celebrity out there that is true to her fans and acts like a real person. She knows that people are fascinated with her and she lets them into her life!!!!! Also…she had someone ghostwrite her books! That means that she tells the writer what to write, and look at all the other celeb autos…they havent writen thier books themselves either. At least she doesnt try and act like something that she isnt. Anyways…I CANNOT WAIT FOR IT TO COME OUT….AND FOR ANYONE WHO WANT TO KNOW IT IS COMING OUT FEBRUARY 14TH..VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!
      GO KP!!!!!!!!!!!

    58. Peter_Parker says – reply to this


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      shes a crack whore who was on drugs while pregnant…:(
      her son is severely Disabled now ,
      her hubby is a closet homo ….

    59. Amy says – reply to this


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      OH AND ONE MORE THING…FOR ALL THE HATERS. I THINK THAT IT IS FUNNY THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE ON HERE HATING ABOUT HER HAVENT READ ANY OF HER BOOKS! HOW CAN YOU HATE ON A PERSON THAT YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT? YOU CANNOT BASE IT ON WHAT THE TABLOIDS SAY BECAUSE HONESTLY MOST OF IT IS FALSE AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SHE HASNT BEEN THROUGH HARD TIMES? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE HAD CANCER? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HER FIRST SON WAS BLIND AND DISABLED? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN HER HUSBAND ALMOST DIED? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN SHE LOST HER BABY? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN SHE WAS GOING THROUGH POST-NATAL DEPRESSION? WHERE YOU TEHRE WITH HER EVERYTIME SHE HAS READ A HURTFUL LIE IN THE PAPERS? WHERE YOU THERE WHEN SHE WENT THROUGH ANY OF THE HURTFUL ADN HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO HER WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD? NO YOU WERENT SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW HER. READ HER BOOKS THEN HATE ON HER IF YOU WANT, BUT UNTIL THEN ALL THAT YOU HAVE TO SAY IS A LOAD OF CRAP, IRRELEVANT, FALSE, AND WORTHLESS.
      GO KP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    60. whore says – reply to this


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      USELESS CUNT SUCKS.

      EVEN YOUR HOMEMADE PORN SUCKED

      YOU FUCKING WHORE

    61. Olivia, England says – reply to this


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      WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HATRED AND ANGER?? U MAY NOT LIKE HER BUT CALM THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE. GET A LIFE!!!!!

    62. Last, Suckers! says – reply to this


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      The only thing she has in common with Jessica Simpson is pierced ears.

    63. Conor says – reply to this


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      Perez she is in no way the British Jessica Simpson. You idiot

    64. I DON'T LIKE HER says – reply to this


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      she is garbage!!!, even i preffer jessica simpson 100000 times than this WHORE who is known just for her silicone fake tits and the explotation of her disable kid, sad. SHE IS A MAN A MAAAAAAAAAN WHO LIKE TO SHOW HER STUPID FACE AND DO NOTHING FOR SOCIETY THAN EXPLOID HER DISABLE KID!!!ALL ABOUT HER IS FOR SALE.

    65. susan says – reply to this


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      I wish E would bring us more current Jordan/Katie shows rather than the dated ones that are being shown. She seems interesting but I don't see why everyone bashes her when the US hardly knows her. She is beautiful. Yes, her chest is WAY TOO LARGE. She has kids now and needs to less of a freak but the face and rest of her body are perfect. Give her a break and E, bring her to the US!!! I'd rather watch Jordan over Posh Spice anytime (well, if you got rid of Posh and just gave us her husband….) Hey, here is an idea, ditch the Kardashian show and bring in Jordan for us to try for awhile. I am sick of seeing OBGYN visits, craping on the toilet, sex in the hot tub; poor Bruce Jenner!

    66. FOR SALE says – reply to this


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      FIRST SHE DIDN'T EVER WRITE A BOOK! SHE STOP GOING TO SCHOOL SENSE SHE WAS 13 SO SHE HASN'T HAVE ANY EDUCATION!! SHE IS JUST A MEDIA WHORE!!!!!

    67. FOR SALE says – reply to this


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      the UK THINK SHE IS A WHORE! LOL

    68. FOR SALE says – reply to this


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      A GLAMOUR MODEL IN THE UK MEANS SHOW YOUR TITS AND ASS ON THE CRAP PAPERS LOL

    69. FOR SALE says – reply to this


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      she is an educated whore who make her living on selling her life on the cheap pappers. NO WAY SHE CAN WRITE A BOOK, SHE IS A LAZY FUCKER WHO IS VERY LUCKY TO HAVE HER CHAVES FANS.

    70. MOOR TITS says – reply to this


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      haha i mean uneducated UNEDUCATED UNEDUCATED!!!!

    71. BRITISH GAL says – reply to this


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      HEY IM FROM ENGLAND AND SHE IS RESPECTED. SURE SHE STARTED OFF BAD, BUT SHES WONM THE PEOPLE OVER.

      SHE IS NOTHING LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON. WHAT ARE HER PROBLEMS?
      OH LOOK AT ME IM FAT BLONDE AND RICH!

      btw the person who said ther are too many blacks is a TWAT! lol

      xxxx

    72. bobbi says – reply to this


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      She is No Jessica simpson, can't believe you compare, Jesssica is a douche compared to jordan/Katie!!!!

    73. ALSO I'M BRITISH LOL says – reply to this


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      ONLY THE CHAVS LIKE HER!! CHAVS=WHITE TRASH.

    74. Katie Fan...... says – reply to this


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      she is so awesome… everybody needs to quit hatin'

    75. Keriann says – reply to this


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      Re: mere – JUST CUZ YOU DONT KNOW WHO SHE IS DOESNT MEAN SHES NOT A CELEB AND DOESNT DESERVE ATTENTION YOU STUPID FUCKING AMERICAN!

    76. ems says – reply to this


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      WOOO go Perez-

      i know the person who DID write her biography for her!!!

    77. notnecessary says – reply to this


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      I watched an episode of Katie and Peter and I couldn't decide if I rather slam my head into a brick wall or gouge my eyes out

      but than I realized if I went with the latter I would of end up just as pitiful as her son Harvey

      who is the ghost writer desperate to pay for the rent?

    78. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      The Dr who did Alexis Arquettes "transformation" is pretty good, he almost looks like a woman.

    79. Hannah says – reply to this


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      oh americans are so stupid sometimes.

      firstly, she wasnt a porn star, she was a glamour model. BIG difference. and how you can compare her to Jessica Simpson is ridiculous. Jordan is in a marriage that has lasted unlike jessica. also Jordan has probably a bigger career than jessica and she is liked by a lot of people in the uk for being a wonderful mother. her son harvey is blind and has many other disabilities and for her to bring him up in such a positive way along with two other children is a credit to her. like every other parent she has to work to be able to provide for her family. just cause it might seem like she "puts her name on everything" doesnt mean she's a bad person, just means she doesnt want to take money off the government for benefits. she doesnt exploit her child, the stories you may read or hear about her son are whilst she's involved in charities in making people aware of his disabilities. and just because she may not have written the book doesnt mean she's uneducated, she was able to create a career in various aspects. also, anyone who would use the word "retarded" instead of disabled is ignorant and a sick person

    80. MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this


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      Maybe Jordan shouldn't have done drugs and drank while pregnant and then Harvey would have turned out in a better way. And maybe Jordan shouldn't have married a guy with herpes, then he wouldn't have contracted meningitis.

      And Jordan, get off this site and stop promoting your book here. We don't care about your struggle as a whore. Really.

    81. Give Me A Break says – reply to this


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      The cancer WAS ON HER FINGER! STAY OUT OF THE SUN, JORDAN!

    82. THANK YOU, E! says – reply to this


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      E! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CANCELLING HER SHIT SHOW!!!! IT WAS INSULTING TO AMERICANS TO HAVE THAT ON YOUR CHANNEL. THANK YOU FOR RECOGNIZING THAT.

    83. Hannah says – reply to this


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      Re: MUM OF THE YEAR? – are you a personal friend of jordans?? probably not. so how do you know if she took drugs or drank whilst pregnant?? oh right i see, you read it on a tabloid site or in some gossip column, meaning it probably wasnt true. and the point with cancer is that no matter where you get it, it can spread, so even having it on her finger is bad. maybe you should educate yourself first before you all say stupid comments. i'd like to see any of you raise a disabled child along with another two whilst providing for them.

    84. Baloney Tits says – reply to this


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      When is she getting her new "American style" tit job so she can start flashing them for $$$$ again???? I'm so sick of seeing her bare ass all over the place. GET BACK TO YOUR ROOTS, JORDAN.

    85. Jess says – reply to this


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      She ROCKS! Plus she is way hotter than Jessica Simpson. They shouldnt even be in the same category!

    86. Jayden! says – reply to this


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      JORDAN ROCKS!!! She is WAY hotter than Jessica Simpson!!!

    87. Nancy360 says – reply to this


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      she has man hands

    88. helen f says – reply to this


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      OMG WHERE IS HER OTHER SHOULDER HAHA :D x

    89. beckky says – reply to this


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      aw i really respect her doing this.
      she is sooo strong :)
      i love katie & peter x

    90. Poor Kids says – reply to this


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      Harvey is so lucky-he'll never be able to read or see all the shit that Jordan says and does in public-including fucking a little boy when she was 6 months pregnant with him. Now if only she would have drank and did drugs when she was pregnant with the other two, they would have been spared the impending horror as well.

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      Re: Leah Joanne – she has had a really rough time of it, britney could learn something from jordan, jordan deals with her problems and hasn't gone beserk…yet anyway