Our Hero

Jordan does not believe in the concept of oversaturation!
The British Jessica Simpson is coming out with yet another new autobiography in February.
Here's a taste of what you can expect!
"Katie Price has led a rollercoaster life and the excitement, glamour and emotional twists and turns show no signs of slowing down. Picking up where "Jordan: A Whole New World" left off, "Pushed to the Limit" is a fascinating, up-front and intensely personal account of life in front of, and behind the cameras. Although happily married to Peter Andre, the past year has been troublesome for Katie, she has overcome a traumatic miscarriage and a kidnap attempt on her children, she has watched her son Harvey suffer in hospital following two accidents and her husband Peter has battled with meningitis.It has undoubtedly taken its toll on Katie and placed strains on her relationship. Yet, Katie's enthusiasm and determination have seen her triumph too: she has given birth to a daughter - her own little princess, and her career goes from strength to strength with America geared up to experience the Katie Price whirlwind too. Every page is filled with searing honesty and Katie's unmistakable frank and often hilarious way with words."
Katie has a way with words???? Too bad she didn't write any of them!































































first and it's true that this woman has been through so much in her life.kudos to her for being so strong.
first and it's true that this woman has been through so much in her life.kudos to her for being so strong.
I think there are too many blacks on here. Come the new millennium, the number of African American adults behind bars will hit the million mark for the first time, That represents nearly an eightfold increase from three decades ago, when there were only 133,226 blacks in prison.
By 2010, roughly one in 5 black men will be or will have been in prison. Keep them behind bars.
OMG i just saw your VH1 commercial with New York.. love it!
who cares about this stupid bitch? i dont even know who she is.
first?
Whore?
I can't wait! Her other books were quite entertaining.
fIRST BITCHES!! i THINK??
FIRST - And maybe all these bad things happen because she makes them happen to get more attention.
Maybe she needs to be checked out.
I think she deserves all the credit she gets she an incredible woman all that she's been through and juggling her career and she is goin from stregnth to strength and down with heat magazine what they put about her son was awful and so disrespectful to say that about a child and then they come out with a statement sayin they didnt mean to offend any1 well bollocks to them and there shit magzine!
True I am a stupid bitch - but I shave my pussy - that is, I have my brother. fuck all of you
for the americans who dont know who she is - she's a former porn star and is now a mother of 3 media whore and tate pladder
Jordan is a true star. she worked hard with very little to become the star she is. fame never went to her head and the most important things in her life are her family, especially her children. TAKE NOTE MS SPEARS!!!!!
Jordan fan forever!!
I READ IN GQ THAT TOM BRADY STUFFED IT UP HER ASS. APPARENTLY IT WAS HER FIRST TIME AND SHE LOVED IT. NOW WHEN SHE 'BATES SHE DOESN'T EVEN CONSIDER HER VAG
i heart katie price!!
I 'interviewed' Katie at the launch of her perfume in Dublin. She did not have a way with words and could hardly string a sentence together, let alone write a book. I was hoping she'd be smart, charming and that she'd have a good sense of humour. She was none of the above, but I do have to say she was prettier in person.
You are a fucking idiot Vaginal Cooze. Racist, worthless, ignorant piece of shit.
#4 - vaginalCooze says – reply to this
I think there are too many blacks on here. Come the new millennium, the number of African American adults behind bars will hit the million mark for the first time, That represents nearly an eightfold increase from three decades ago, when there were only 133,226 blacks in prison.
By 2010, roughly one in 5 black men will be or will have been in prison. Keep them behind bars."
uhm… barf-inducing. no further comments.
"and her career goes from strength to strength with America geared up to experience the Katie Price whirlwind too"
ATTENTION: EVERYONE IN THE US—-HIDE YOUR UNDERAGE SONS-SHE'S KNOWN TO FUCK THEM, ESPECIALLY WHILE SHE'S 6 MONTHS PREGNANT!!!!
She has a ton of money. She definitely knows how to market herself. Can't fault her for that.
"America geared up to experience the Katie Price whirlwind too"
LMFAO!~
this fuckin bimbo couldn't string a simple sentence together for the life of her.
who the fuck cares that she about her stupid ass life? I don't see ANY sort of over-the-top struggle going on in her life, her life sounds like a normal person's life….yeah some fuckin "struggle" she's been threw, this bimbo bitch needs to get her fuckin head checked too much bleach and silicone has leaked into her head and its causing very severe retardation.
Also does she think she looks good like that?
MOOOOOOOOO!!!!! she looks as big as a fuckin cow….hehe…yeah you should get yourself an "american" boob job, yours look like shit.
anyway, I think this bitch can stay in the UK and DONT bother coming over this way. PUHLEEZE bitch….she looks like a rejected stripper and acts like shes been kicked in the head too many times…no thanks.
I've seen their show on E! and I still do not know why this bitch is famous, what does she do, model? Who cares, she's just another person! Fame is so weird and those who want it are even weirder and more fucked up than the average person or else they wouldn't be seeking fame; media-whores! No one cares!!
Re: vaginalCooze – Dude, how many times are you going to make the same stupid post???
Who really cares man. So there are blacks in prison. Okay. There are all sorts in prison.
I love her I think shes amazing!
OK, that is Jordan?
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Doesn't look like her at all. I thought it was Heidi Klum till I read the caption.
So, why would somebody change their face so much? I don't even know where to start with the plastic surgery questions. It just doesn't look like her. Not that I am a fan, but she was pretty before, now she just looks like a different person.
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Maybe it is the make-up and I am crazy?
Well at least her husband is a hottie, albeit a bit lazy (he is the perfect stay at home dad!) Anyway, I would not compare her to Jessica Simpson, more like Paris Hilton with TITS! and other posters- do you really think we care if you are FIRST!
Re: les26 – WHY???? WHAT REDEEMING QUALITY DO YOU FIND IN THIS "WOMAN"? She is a mother who flashes her cooter, ass & tits for $$$ and fame-WHILE SHE'S A MOTHER!!! AND NOW SHE'S WRITING A BOOK ABOUT IT? If you are not a good, respectable, responsible parent to your children, then why does she deserve any praise? If she is leading by example then she had better put her daughter in purdah forever. Exactly what quality does she display that would warrant ANYONE TO BE HER FAN?
Heidi Klum wow your head is messed up! NOT even close!!! Katie Price did you write that about yourself?? When will you decide on one name?
And for the racist guy, go get fucked you ignorant fool!!! Blacks in prision was not even to topic go throw your dumb ass in front of a buss and take your buddies with you from ” hicks in the sticks” douche bag!!
Her husband struggled with…….you got to be kidding me. It is times like theses I wish I carried an air sickness bag with me. Myabe I will create my own line of designer barf bags!!!!
just to clarify…..jordan is not the uk's version of jessica simpson, she is not a singer..she is a glamour model.
She is a disgusting piece of white trash!!!!
Re: kate – I think what Perez meant is that they are both STUPID WHORES WITH NO CLASS OR EDUCATION who would put their name on anything they are fortunate to be offered. That is their only similarity
Harvey? She named her son Harvey?
Wow.
i read her books and shes one hell of a person thats been through alot. kudos to her.
Re: kylee – What is in "her books" that could classify as "been through a lot"? Do you think she's been through more than say, families of soliders in Iraq, parents of kids with terminal cancer, survivors of 9-11, minorities in the 1930's or 40's? WHAT HAS JORDAN GRAPPLED WITH THAT SHE DIDN'T BRING UPON HERSELF?
i hate her. she thinks shes had such a rough life. lets not remember the thousands of lives being killed in darfur everyday. she looks like a man. anyone who likes her needs to get a life and seriously consider their morals.
i hate her. she thinks shes had such a rough life. lets not remember the thousands of lives being killed in darfur everyday. she looks like a man. anyone who likes her needs to get a life and seriously consider their morals.
omg, she is NOT the jessica simpson of britain. i am BRITISH and she is s no brain slag who did soft core porn. she is a joke. please stop talking about her cause she doesnt deserve to be talked about.
jordan looks like a pre-opt transexual. Her husband is gay-tastic!
awesome couple, I love them.
HAHAHHAAHAH
nice eyebrows….and where is her other shoulder?!?!
Re: vaginalCooze –
FUCKING NERD FAKEASSBITCH RACIST
GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND RAPE YOUR DAD
FAKEASS RACIST
NERD
NERD vaginalCooze nerd nerd nerd
I saw part of her show "Katie and Peter" on I think it was E or someting. Fabulous knockers Katie! That would definately be a tit-job to remember!! I think she's smoken' hot.
She has MAN HANDS!!!!
Re: MUM OF THE YEAR? –
She had Cancer. Her son has an Illness were he gains weight constitantly is blind and may never live idependently. She had post-natal with her second son. She lost a baby. Her husband almost died. Her first born son is in and out of hospital. All in all, i think she's been through alot. And she still comes out of it smiling. She deserved to be mum of the year.
that doest look like her at all…except for the fact that shes ORANGE as hell. so i guess it is jordan. you can't even see her tits
She didn't write the words? How the fuck do you know? As the publication says, she "has a way with words." Perez, you are such a dumb prick. How can you compare her with Jessica Simpson? Because she has a vague facial resemblance? Except for being public, their lives aren't even vaguely similar.
Hilarious as Rabies.Funny as a dose of Syphilis.Common woman Most of her "drams " are fiction or vastly exaggerated. Puke worthy slut with her pneumatic boobs which are repulsive and her dork of a "kept " husband.
Jordan- Published to the limit
Jordan- Published to the limit
OMG Perez how can you even put Katie in the same sentence as Jessica Simpson, never mind say that she is Britain's answer to the tramp. Anyway I love Jordan (even when is wasn't 'cool' to like her when she was dating Dane Bowers and Dwight Yorke) and I have read all her books and watched all her TV shows and loved em all so will defo be buying this one. I also think she is a great mum.
Also to the person who branded her a porn star - there is a difference between being a glamour model and a porn star, so get it right arshole!
Jordan… ****Published to the Limits*****
Re: Bonny – katie price doesnt deserve all what happens to her! She is a fantastic woman, she has a disabled on and two other kids, a strong marraige and a 17 different business lines, including make up, pefume, her chat show, and her books. she holds it together and still finds time to be a full time mum. When you can do all of that without it falling apart, then you can say whatever you lke, untill then, dont bad mouth hard working celebs!
wheres she left shoulder?
wheres the left shoulder?
Re: Jacqueline – Just to double check, you dont think her life is hard? erm… you obviously are fucking blind then! Her first born sons dad wont even ackknowledge himas alive. her son has a unique illness that means he constantly gains weight no matter what she does to help. Her same son has autism. Her husband almost died of meningitis. She lost a baby. Not in private, but with the whole world knowing. She suffered from ancer. In the public eye. She still has three children, is a full time mum, films a chat show and runs various other business's such as her perfume and he books. and she donates more money to charity than any of your american stupid hyped up tramp arsed Simpson sisters do, so go Jordan!
Re: Leah Joanne – so what….i've heard worse storys then that and they didnt all get to write a stupid pink book about it
or whatever fantasy fucking barbie design she happens to use next to push her cheap cheezy shit…god she needs to get those things off her chest, they are aweful to look at… cant stand her.. what the hell is a glamour model anyway? is it supposed to resemble glamour or a cheap stripper from 1993? just wondering.
and i dont give a flying fuck about that shitbag jessica simpson…shes as deep as a frying pan…freakin tranny with a horseface.
OMG I CANNTO WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I absolutley have been waiting for this since September!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has been through MANY ups and downs and I think that she is BRILLIANT. She is the only celebrity out there that is true to her fans and acts like a real person. She knows that people are fascinated with her and she lets them into her life!!!!! Also…she had someone ghostwrite her books! That means that she tells the writer what to write, and look at all the other celeb autos…they havent writen thier books themselves either. At least she doesnt try and act like something that she isnt. Anyways…I CANNOT WAIT FOR IT TO COME OUT….AND FOR ANYONE WHO WANT TO KNOW IT IS COMING OUT FEBRUARY 14TH..VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!
GO KP!!!!!!!!!!!
shes a crack whore who was on drugs while pregnant…:(
her son is severely Disabled now ,
her hubby is a closet homo ….
OH AND ONE MORE THING…FOR ALL THE HATERS. I THINK THAT IT IS FUNNY THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE ON HERE HATING ABOUT HER HAVENT READ ANY OF HER BOOKS! HOW CAN YOU HATE ON A PERSON THAT YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT? YOU CANNOT BASE IT ON WHAT THE TABLOIDS SAY BECAUSE HONESTLY MOST OF IT IS FALSE AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SHE HASNT BEEN THROUGH HARD TIMES? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE HAD CANCER? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HER FIRST SON WAS BLIND AND DISABLED? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN HER HUSBAND ALMOST DIED? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN SHE LOST HER BABY? WHERE YOU THERE WITH HER WHEN SHE WAS GOING THROUGH POST-NATAL DEPRESSION? WHERE YOU TEHRE WITH HER EVERYTIME SHE HAS READ A HURTFUL LIE IN THE PAPERS? WHERE YOU THERE WHEN SHE WENT THROUGH ANY OF THE HURTFUL ADN HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO HER WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD? NO YOU WERENT SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW HER. READ HER BOOKS THEN HATE ON HER IF YOU WANT, BUT UNTIL THEN ALL THAT YOU HAVE TO SAY IS A LOAD OF CRAP, IRRELEVANT, FALSE, AND WORTHLESS.
GO KP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USELESS CUNT SUCKS.
EVEN YOUR HOMEMADE PORN SUCKED
YOU FUCKING WHORE
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HATRED AND ANGER?? U MAY NOT LIKE HER BUT CALM THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE. GET A LIFE!!!!!
The only thing she has in common with Jessica Simpson is pierced ears.
Perez she is in no way the British Jessica Simpson. You idiot
she is garbage!!!, even i preffer jessica simpson 100000 times than this WHORE who is known just for her silicone fake tits and the explotation of her disable kid, sad. SHE IS A MAN A MAAAAAAAAAN WHO LIKE TO SHOW HER STUPID FACE AND DO NOTHING FOR SOCIETY THAN EXPLOID HER DISABLE KID!!!ALL ABOUT HER IS FOR SALE.
I wish E would bring us more current Jordan/Katie shows rather than the dated ones that are being shown. She seems interesting but I don't see why everyone bashes her when the US hardly knows her. She is beautiful. Yes, her chest is WAY TOO LARGE. She has kids now and needs to less of a freak but the face and rest of her body are perfect. Give her a break and E, bring her to the US!!! I'd rather watch Jordan over Posh Spice anytime (well, if you got rid of Posh and just gave us her husband….) Hey, here is an idea, ditch the Kardashian show and bring in Jordan for us to try for awhile. I am sick of seeing OBGYN visits, craping on the toilet, sex in the hot tub; poor Bruce Jenner!
FIRST SHE DIDN'T EVER WRITE A BOOK! SHE STOP GOING TO SCHOOL SENSE SHE WAS 13 SO SHE HASN'T HAVE ANY EDUCATION!! SHE IS JUST A MEDIA WHORE!!!!!
the UK THINK SHE IS A WHORE! LOL
A GLAMOUR MODEL IN THE UK MEANS SHOW YOUR TITS AND ASS ON THE CRAP PAPERS LOL
she is an educated whore who make her living on selling her life on the cheap pappers. NO WAY SHE CAN WRITE A BOOK, SHE IS A LAZY FUCKER WHO IS VERY LUCKY TO HAVE HER CHAVES FANS.
haha i mean uneducated UNEDUCATED UNEDUCATED!!!!
HEY IM FROM ENGLAND AND SHE IS RESPECTED. SURE SHE STARTED OFF BAD, BUT SHES WONM THE PEOPLE OVER.
SHE IS NOTHING LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON. WHAT ARE HER PROBLEMS?
OH LOOK AT ME IM FAT BLONDE AND RICH!
btw the person who said ther are too many blacks is a TWAT! lol
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She is No Jessica simpson, can't believe you compare, Jesssica is a douche compared to jordan/Katie!!!!
ONLY THE CHAVS LIKE HER!! CHAVS=WHITE TRASH.
she is so awesome… everybody needs to quit hatin'
Re: mere – JUST CUZ YOU DONT KNOW WHO SHE IS DOESNT MEAN SHES NOT A CELEB AND DOESNT DESERVE ATTENTION YOU STUPID FUCKING AMERICAN!
WOOO go Perez-
i know the person who DID write her biography for her!!!
I watched an episode of Katie and Peter and I couldn't decide if I rather slam my head into a brick wall or gouge my eyes out
but than I realized if I went with the latter I would of end up just as pitiful as her son Harvey
who is the ghost writer desperate to pay for the rent?
The Dr who did Alexis Arquettes "transformation" is pretty good, he almost looks like a woman.
oh americans are so stupid sometimes.
firstly, she wasnt a porn star, she was a glamour model. BIG difference. and how you can compare her to Jessica Simpson is ridiculous. Jordan is in a marriage that has lasted unlike jessica. also Jordan has probably a bigger career than jessica and she is liked by a lot of people in the uk for being a wonderful mother. her son harvey is blind and has many other disabilities and for her to bring him up in such a positive way along with two other children is a credit to her. like every other parent she has to work to be able to provide for her family. just cause it might seem like she "puts her name on everything" doesnt mean she's a bad person, just means she doesnt want to take money off the government for benefits. she doesnt exploit her child, the stories you may read or hear about her son are whilst she's involved in charities in making people aware of his disabilities. and just because she may not have written the book doesnt mean she's uneducated, she was able to create a career in various aspects. also, anyone who would use the word "retarded" instead of disabled is ignorant and a sick person
Maybe Jordan shouldn't have done drugs and drank while pregnant and then Harvey would have turned out in a better way. And maybe Jordan shouldn't have married a guy with herpes, then he wouldn't have contracted meningitis.
And Jordan, get off this site and stop promoting your book here. We don't care about your struggle as a whore. Really.
The cancer WAS ON HER FINGER! STAY OUT OF THE SUN, JORDAN!
E! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CANCELLING HER SHIT SHOW!!!! IT WAS INSULTING TO AMERICANS TO HAVE THAT ON YOUR CHANNEL. THANK YOU FOR RECOGNIZING THAT.
Re: MUM OF THE YEAR? – are you a personal friend of jordans?? probably not. so how do you know if she took drugs or drank whilst pregnant?? oh right i see, you read it on a tabloid site or in some gossip column, meaning it probably wasnt true. and the point with cancer is that no matter where you get it, it can spread, so even having it on her finger is bad. maybe you should educate yourself first before you all say stupid comments. i'd like to see any of you raise a disabled child along with another two whilst providing for them.
When is she getting her new "American style" tit job so she can start flashing them for $$$$ again???? I'm so sick of seeing her bare ass all over the place. GET BACK TO YOUR ROOTS, JORDAN.
She ROCKS! Plus she is way hotter than Jessica Simpson. They shouldnt even be in the same category!
JORDAN ROCKS!!! She is WAY hotter than Jessica Simpson!!!
she has man hands
OMG WHERE IS HER OTHER SHOULDER HAHA
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aw i really respect her doing this.
she is sooo strong
i love katie & peter x
Harvey is so lucky-he'll never be able to read or see all the shit that Jordan says and does in public-including fucking a little boy when she was 6 months pregnant with him. Now if only she would have drank and did drugs when she was pregnant with the other two, they would have been spared the impending horror as well.
Re: Leah Joanne – she has had a really rough time of it, britney could learn something from jordan, jordan deals with her problems and hasn't gone beserk…yet anyway