She Just Wants To Kick Ass

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Angelina Jolie has signed on to star in a film based on the life of Kathi Lynn Austin, whose adventures in arms trafficking and terrorism will inspire an action thriller vehicle for the actress and humanitarian.

The pic is being produced by Jolie's manager, Geyer Kosinski.

It is being described as a female-oriented Bourne Identity, and Kosinski and Jolie are hoping it turns into a successful franchise like the Matt Damon films.

This is cute and all, but Angie's been there and done that.

How many times has she played a spy now?

She should try a romantic comedy!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:42 pm / Email this  »

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    1. lovebrad says – reply to this


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      hate this bitch!

    2. caroline says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    3. louielengua says – reply to this


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      1st– totally HOT!

    4. James says – reply to this


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      She is hot

    5. sara says – reply to this


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      whoop dat ass girl

    6. steve says – reply to this


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      BuDaily had it first

    7. sup? says – reply to this


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      1st

    8. klm says – reply to this


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      UGGGGGG….ENOUGH OF HER ALREADY!!!
      ..
      ..
      ..
      SHE IS SO YESTERDAY!! SHE JUST CREEPS ME OUT!!!!

    9. first says – reply to this


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      first bitches

    10. fugly says – reply to this


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      shes overrated. Go away Angelina!

    11. Angie says – reply to this


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      first

    12. ashlee says – reply to this


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      first

    13. didi says – reply to this


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      second!

    14. suzi says – reply to this


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      She did one kinda I don't remember the name but she was a blonde and played a news caster that thought she was going to die.

    15. Ugly.Scary.Skinny says – reply to this


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      Yuck!

    16. miss pretty pretty says – reply to this


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      i love dis bitchhhh

    17. A bi girl who love Angie!!! says – reply to this


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      I'd still watch it for here cuz she is soo f*cking HOTTT!!!!!! I love you Angelina!!!!!!

    18. A bi girl who love Angie!!! says – reply to this


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      I'd still watch it for her cuz she is soo f*cking HOTTT!!!!!! I love you Angelina!!!!!!

    19. Mikey says – reply to this


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      She did. It was "Life Or Something Like It," and it SUCKED. She should stick to drama and action…what she does best.

      I LOVE Angelina Jolie.

    20. BECKY says – reply to this


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      I LOVE ANGELINA AS AN ACTRESS.

    21. Yes says – reply to this


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      Love Angie !!!!!

      Love her movies and what she does for the people of the world.

    22. Madison says – reply to this


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      She's not good in the "normal" people roles. Ever seen Life Or Something Like It? NOT GOOD!

    23. said says – reply to this


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      You actually have to be "likeable" to star in a romantic comedy…

    24. Rolland says – reply to this


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      Urgh. I'm sooooo sick of this "first" shit! Why don't you losers get a real life and leave a comment pertaining to the article?

      And my prediction: One sucky in theatres, Two even suckier, and three a sucky direct to DVD bargain bin.

    25. juana says – reply to this


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      That photo is hilarious. She's way to skinny to be kicking anyone's ass. She can barely hold up those guns.

    26. get with it says – reply to this


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      She doesn't do romantic comedy well. She's a dramatic actress and an action star.

    27. yummy yummy in my tummy says – reply to this


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      she can kick my ass anyday…meeeoowww

    28. hannah says – reply to this


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      she vhas played in a romantic movie called playing by heart

    29. Chellabella says – reply to this


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      I love this women!!! She is so beautiful…deffinitly the one women i would turn into a lesbian for!

    30. well duh says – reply to this


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      She did try a romantic comedy - Life or Something Like It. And it was stupid. She's not funny.

    31. kick ass angelina says – reply to this


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      wont be seeing this movie for some time because of the writers strike.

      but NO romantic comedies. those movies are wussy and for wimps.

      put on some weight and stick to the Action movies Angie.

    32. she is a whore says – reply to this


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      What a skanky, anorexic, whore who likes to steal husbands with her wicked, twisted ways. She is pure EVIL and tries to make up for her sick ways by adopting children. What a fake–everyone can see through her "charity." She does it because she feels so guilty about herself. Her own father said she has serious mental problems–it would take an entire team of psychiatrists to figure her out. But why bother? She will always be a sick, twisted, whore in many people's eyes. UGLY, depraved, sicko–go take care of your children and shut up!!!

    33. devilgirl says – reply to this


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      Whatever happened to staying at home with her kids???
      Oh yeah, she has that penciled in for 2015. Right after she runs for
      president and saves the whole fucking world.
      Give me a break.

    34. SAM says – reply to this


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      DIdn't the dumb, lying bitch say she was taking time off, like 3 movies ago? Spend some time with your poor children who you keep moving without giving them the chance to make friends or adjust you stupid, selfish, lying cow

    35. amber says – reply to this


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      i love angelina.. shes sexy

    36. Sophi says – reply to this


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      I love Angelina Jolie, she is not overrated! she's a good person and a wonderful actress. SHE IS ALSO BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!!!!!!!

    37. Katy says – reply to this


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      She looks terrible, so skinny.

    38. Jamie says – reply to this


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      She's done romantic comedies, "Life or Something like it" and "Pushing Tin."

    39. Gwen says – reply to this


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      I told you, she plays the same two roles over and over again. Either she's a sexpot spy, or a derranged druggie (a la Gia and Girl, Interrupted). Boring.

    40. simonsays says – reply to this


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      If she is such a humanitarian, then maybe she should do fewer roles that are focused on violence. Can you picture Gandhi lying on the hood of that car sporting two guns like it's sexy? Sorry, but it is kind of fucked up to promote violence as sexy and then try to be a UN ambassador for war refugees at the same time.

    41. Reporter Girl says – reply to this


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      Angie should never do a silly rom-com. It's beneath her. She's better in a complex role.

      Plus, it hasn't been totally confirmed she is even doing this movie, and even if she does, it isn't even in production yet and won't even begin to film until after she takes her year off. That puts it into late 2008 or early 2009. She already said she couldn't start her time off until she had finished The Changeling, and now she is almost done with that.

      I think it is a wonderful part, tailor-made for her, and I hope she does it.

    42. heyheyhey says – reply to this


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      she has done a romantic comedy, Life or Something Like It

    43. Lynn says – reply to this


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      Re: SAM – She does stay home with the kids, she's with them now in NOLA. Men work, why can't women? Sexist comment. I know someone who isn't gettng movie offers.

    44. Alexis says – reply to this


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      She could NEVER be in a romantic comedy, she looks too seductively evil. She doesn't have a wholesome bone in her body. She seriously needs to quit with the action movies, though. BORING.

    45. yourmom says – reply to this


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      #33 was the fanatic in The Mist. Watch your backs!

    46. BobC says – reply to this


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      Wow. Beautiful, Highly Intelligent to the point of scary, and a Respected Humanitarian and member of the Council on Foreign Relations. And, not to mention, a loving mother who is giving her children a life the masses could only dream about. No wonder they hate you, Angelina. They are spitting jealous.

    47. Eat a sammich says – reply to this


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      she is too skinny to play a part of a action hero. She needs to gain at least 30 pounds for her to be fuckable again.

    48. Reporter Girl says – reply to this


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      And for you silly twits who keep saying, "wasn't she going to take time off 3 movies ago?"… Well, you need to learn to read and comprehend. She said she was going to take a year off AFTER she finished "Wanted" and "The Changeling".

      AND, don't even open your traps when she is seen doing interviews and promotions and Award Shows during her year off. She said she was taking a year off from FILMING, not from doing promotion (which she is obligated to do) and UN work. So, Angie will still be photographed plenty. Suck it, haters.

    49. zoe in atlanta says – reply to this


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      she needs to eat a sandwich before doing anymore films.
      I am a die hard Jolie fan and she's starting to creep me out.

      She looks like a Praying Mantis.

    50. em says – reply to this


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      i thought she was taking a break from movies to raise her children. what a lying bitch.

    51. m says – reply to this


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      if she gets her figure back *like the fake one she had in beowulf* then ok. but if not no. the girls with gun thing is not sexy if the bitch is a stick figure. EAT SOMETHIN! STOP FEELIN ALL GUILTY N SHIT!

    52. IIOO says – reply to this


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      i thought she was suposse to take a year off from acting….

    53. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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      Didn't this lying bitch say that she was going to stop making movies so that she could raise her bought-brats?

    54. IIOOOOOOO says – reply to this


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      i thought she was supposed to take a year off from acting….

    55. ~-B.e.l.l.e-` says – reply to this


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      SHE CAN PLAY ANY ROLE.

    56. Lisa says – reply to this


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      It doesn't matter what she does, I won't go see it. I haven't liked any of her movies.

    57. Brad Nude= $$$$$$ says – reply to this


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      why does Brad look so tired? why does he hide his gorgeous face under that paper-boy hat? she seems to be sucking the life and confidence out of him. i hope he wakes up soon, he will end up like Jon Voight, crying and full of sorrow after this Amazon Octopussy decides she is done with him. he is now Jen in this relationship. funny how things turn out.

    58. (LOVE- J ) says – reply to this


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    59. K says – reply to this


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      AND people have the nerve to talk about JA doing the same roles in every movie? This chic has done her fair share of agent/cop/spy/assassin…. WHEN the hell is she really gonna take some time off?? Sorry it pisses me off to think that they have 4 children and millions of dollars but yet neither can take an entire year off to spend as a family, buy a home and settle down for a bit. They are selfish egomaniacs to the MAX! I don't give a crap about Brad's yammering in New Orleans about building homes. Why doesn't he try fixating on his own family? Angie doesn't walk the walk - piece of shit should stick to her word for the sake of her children and take time off.

    60. Ummmm.... says – reply to this


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      I'm so sick of her. She should try doing some good things ANONYMOUSLY, not trying to prove that she "is better than" most people. And the first good thing she should do? She should stop treating her kids as pets, moving them around everywhere, and let them have a stable home environment! GOSH!

    61. lisa k says – reply to this


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      she was…it was called Life or Something like it…it wasn't all that good…kick more ass angie!

    62. appetizing says – reply to this


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      Way to go angie, you're a great actress.

    63. Girl Next Door says – reply to this


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      I love Angie. Though she was so much more hotter when she played Laura Croft in Tomb Riader.
      YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES GIRL

      If they hate then let 'em hate
      Watch the money pile up

      A romantic comedy with her would be nice, tired of jen butchering those romantic comedies

    64. Ginger says – reply to this


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      Bitch is so over rated. Stay home and raise your kids. She'll flip out one day!

    65. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      BRAD CHOSE THE RIGHT WOMAN.

    66. AMBARR says – reply to this


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      she was in another one too
      PLAYING BY HEART

    67. tracy says – reply to this


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      she looks fucking awful, lets put jen in an action flick and let her kick ang's ass for a change, that would be funny

    68. LOVE says – reply to this


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      ‘Larry King Live’
      In a prime-time exclusive, Brad Pitt talks about his plan to build affordable housing in New Orleans.
      At 9 p.m. ET Wednesday
      Despite the unwelcome attention, Pitt told King that he wants more children with Jolie. “We’re just getting started,” he said.
      He called Jolie a “fantastic” mother.
      “Dedicated, kids first,” he said. “[She’s] really inventive and great fun to them and very, very protective.”
      He and Jolie rarely argue, he said.
      “No, not really,” he said. “[We] challenge each other a lot. Have good fun with that.” E-mail to a friend
      All About Angelina Jolie • Brad Pitt • New Orleans

    69. edeedel says – reply to this


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      I don't think we would take a homewrecking publicity whore seriouly in a romantic comedy. It doesn't really work for her.

    70. lisa k says – reply to this


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      i do have to say that she is looking too 'frail' to be doing action movies. she needs to gain weight and be healthy. then she can start kicking ass again. she's getting so skinny i think the olsens might be able to take her down (albeit it'd be a duo, but still before she could whoop both of their bony asses at the same time!)

    71. LOVE says – reply to this


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      Larry King Live’
      In a prime-time exclusive, Brad Pitt talks about his plan to build affordable housing in New Orleans.
      At 9 p.m. ET Wednesday
      Despite the unwelcome attention, Pitt told King that he wants more children with Jolie. “We’re just getting started,” he said.
      He called Jolie a “fantastic” mother.
      “Dedicated, kids first,” he said. “[She’s] really inventive and great fun to them and very, very protective.”
      He and Jolie rarely argue, he said.
      “No, not really,” he said. “[We] challenge each other a lot. Have good fun with that.” E-mail to a friend
      All About Angelina Jolie • Brad Pitt • New Orleans

    72. Ms. Lovely says – reply to this


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      She is going to have to gain some weight if she wants us to continue to believe she can kick someones ass.

    73. LOVE says – reply to this


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      Larry King Live’
      In a prime-time exclusive, Brad Pitt talks about his plan to build affordable housing in New Orleans.
      At 9 p.m. ET Wednesday
      Despite the unwelcome attention, Pitt told King that he wants more children with Jolie. “We’re just getting started,” he said.
      He called Jolie a “fantastic” mother.
      “Dedicated, kids first,” he said. “[She’s] really inventive and great fun to them and very, very protective.”
      He and Jolie rarely argue, he said.
      “No, not really,” he said. “[We] challenge each other a lot. Have good fun with that.” E-mail to a friend
      All About Angelina Jolie • Brad Pitt • New Orleans

    74. Stick w/Drama says – reply to this


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      She tried a romantic comedy and it bombed big time. She was really bad in it. Plus, there were too many closeups of her lips. It was very distracting and she looked rather ugly.

    75. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      I think that they should cast her in a movie where she plays a Japanese cop who goes undercover to investigate the scat porn industry.

    76. LOVE says – reply to this


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      Larry King Live’
      In a prime-time exclusive, Brad Pitt talks about his plan to build affordable housing in New Orleans.
      At 9 p.m. ET Wednesday
      Despite the unwelcome attention, Pitt told King that he wants more children with Jolie. “We’re just getting started,” he said.
      He called Jolie a “fantastic” mother.
      “Dedicated, kids first,” he said. “[She’s] really inventive and great fun to them and very, very protective.”
      He and Jolie rarely argue, he said.
      “No, not really,” he said. “[We] challenge each other a lot. Have good fun with that.” E-mail to a friend
      All About Angelina Jolie • Brad Pitt • New Orleans

    77. ROYALTY says – reply to this


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      ANGELINA JOLIE IS THE BEST ACTRESS IN HOLLYWOOD RIGHT NOW.

    78. Angie is GORGEOUS. says – reply to this


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    79. K says – reply to this


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      Re: BobC – Gonna burst your delusional bubble for a second by saying we're not jealous. We don't like her b/c of her hideous past that most of the public can't seem to forget ( no matter how many kids she adopts). A person can change to a point - but her character is what it is. She can throw on a suit and talk to foreign council all she wants - we know deep down she is disturbed and apparently mentally off according to her family. She's attractive that's a given but she certainly doesn't deserve the mother of the year award for schlepping her children all over the world like their luggage! I have yet to see this women put those children first. They come after the movies, the red carpet events, the award shows, the humanitarian causes and UN responsibilities - SO do NOT preach the wonderful mother shit to us. People see through it and know it's a farce - you need to come out from the rock you live under.

    80. K says – reply to this


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      Re: LOVE – He's talking out his ass again - every couple fights especially with 4 children ! He loves to play up the " we challenge each other, it's good fun" crap. WHo does he think he's fooling -besides himself? Larry was probably sitting there thinking " dude stop sugar coating it". He says the same stuff about the papz and his kids everytime he's in an interview - YEAH ok brad we know they call your kids names and put camera's in their faces, yada yada yada ….. try telling your attention whore girlfriend to stop calling the media whenever she's going toy shopping! Ironic we don't see the papz when you and her are in the sex toy shops! what a boner he is.

    81. Wut wut says – reply to this


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      She should make a movie about baby traficking. After all, that's how she buy her children

    82. sarah says – reply to this


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      angelina jolie is fucking amazing and her rightful role is
      a chick who kicks ass and blows whit up!!!

      romantic comedy=death of her career you fucking moron

    83. irene says – reply to this


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      She is a damn vampire

    84. Phillip Brand says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    85. CRISCO says – reply to this


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      WHY IS THERE A SKELETON ON THAT VIPER???????!!!!

    86. ©-! says – reply to this


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      She should try a romantic comedy
      —————————————-

      (Mr. & Mrs. Smith )Genre:
      Action / Comedy / Romance / she can play any role.

    87. SAM says – reply to this


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      RE 43 - "LYNN" First, that's my evil step mother's name, so I already think you're a dumb bitch. Second, I'm an FEMALE, who specializes in child advocacy. SO, NO, my comments were not sexist. I never said women shouldn't work, I am the breadwinner in my family, so fuck you for implying that. I made the comment bc angelina has PUBLICLY stated multiple times that she was taking time off. And then she has signed on for more movies. If brad pitt had done the same thing, I would make the same comments about him.
      ANd while yes, it's good that she's in New Orleans (what nola bc you couldn't spell?) that isn't the kind of support I was talking about in my comment now was it? NO, I said that the children need to have time to make friends and adjust, which they do.

      Once again, #43, may I suggest before you make comments claiming I, a female, am making sexist comments, why don't you carefully read the comment you are responding to you dumb whore. Oh, and it's AWFULLY sexist of YOU to think that because someone's "name" is "SAM" they're a man.

      smooches and have a nice day

    88. James Voight Haven Jolie-Pitt says – reply to this


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      but … but … I thought she was going to stay home with the orphan collection !!!

    89. NYCiya says – reply to this


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      She needs to stay home and try and raise all those kids shes been collecting

    90. Jan Adams says – reply to this


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      Her marriage is on the rocks, Brad is building homes in New Orleans and now she is going to make movies and find a new boy toy. Who is the male lead in her next film?

    91. Joey says – reply to this


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      I thought she was going to take some time off so she could help her son….adapt.

      Fricken hypocrite.

    92. GUILTY, GUILTY MAN says – reply to this


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      Re: LOVE – WHY DON'T YOU POST THE PART OF THE INTERVIEW WHEN BRAD PLAYS DEFENSE REGARDING THE TIMING OF HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS CHALLENGING "WOMAN"? Poor Brad-an eternal puppet of the master's.

    93. michelle says – reply to this


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      Jolie knows that she has a very limited acting range. She is smart to keep playing the same role in every movie. She would be awful in a romantic comedy or anything outside her acting abilites. Can you imagine her smiling? She would be horrible and we don't want to ever see her in that light.

    94. michelle says – reply to this


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      She also needs to stop collecting kids. Let the people who really need kids for cash collect those kids.

    95. Becca says – reply to this


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      She's cuckoo. I wouldn't go see a movie she or Brad were in, if you paid me.

    96. jenfraud says – reply to this


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      For those who thinks scarsely booked, barely working 'actress' such as Miss Aniston is a norm, open your eyes. A-LISTERs such as Angelina constantly gets A-film offers. She is finishing Changilings, and NOW ENTERING her YEAR OFF. She is taking a break from filming but will be opening movies, accompanying Brad to his openings, going to award shows, and will never be out of spotlight. That is the difference between MOVIE STARS and wanna-be former sitcom actress who can't make any headlines but only by association with maybe-PR-boyfriend tabloid stories.

    97. s says – reply to this


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      The reason people hate them is because they are attention whores who use charity work, children, and the media to get there fix. He had a mid life crisis and with his fame dwindling from old age he dumps his wife to be a family man with this skank? Babys hanging out her ass does it for him? Then he is as sick as she is. As if that isent bad enough there last child Pax couldent even speak english! What type of woman would take a six yr old out of his country and into a home where he cant even speak to anyone! Im so sick of them in the media, they need to take there photo opp's (children) and retire and do there good will under the radar!!!!!

    98. CRISCO says – reply to this


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      **PLEASE, SOMEONE TELL ME WHY IS THERE A SKELETON ON TOP OF THAT VIPER**

    99. anonymous says – reply to this


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      I thought Skankalina was giving up showbiz to be a stay at home mom…she's such a liar, and way overrated as an actress.Both she and her pet lapdog Brad can go away for all I care.

    100. carolynlee says – reply to this


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      Many of you posters who write posts showing such extremely troubling animosity for Angelina Jolie prompts me to suggest some intensive therapy for you . Your lack of creditable knowledge of which you vent such hatred for someone is scary . In the non-bloid press, Jolie has only been written in the most admirable and noteworthy terms. you read the garbage written in those tabloid rags and actually believe the crap that they make up . Education is really our friend . Read good , creditable press and learn .

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