Don't Fuck With Me Fellas

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Teri Snatcher is firing back at the skincare company that is suing her ass.

The desperate Desperate Housewives star released the following statement through her lawyers:

"The allegations of this lawsuit are totally false and completely without merit. Despite having to deal with a frustrating series of changes in the ownership and management of Hydroderm over the last several years, Teri Hatcher has more than fully complied with all of her contractual obligations over the course of the relationship.

Clearly, Hydroderm has embarked on this unjustified and public assault on Teri Hatcher's name, reputation and celebrity in a transparent effort to distract from its own failure to live up to its end of the agreement. Ms. Hatcher will respond swiftly and decisively by appropriate legal means to recover everything she is owed under her contract, as well as compensatory and punitive damages for Hydroderm's outrageous accusations; however, she will not litigate this matter in the press, as Hydroderm apparently seeks to do."

He said. She said.

We're inclined to believe Hydroderm!

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 1:41 pm / Email this  »

    49 comments to “Don't Fuck With Me Fellas”

    1. kat says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    2. mitchum says – reply to this


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      she looks like a man.

    3. Terry Snatcher says – reply to this


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      Go Girl!

    4. marcela says – reply to this


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      10th

    5. Jonas Supporter says – reply to this


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      no one cares about her
      even tho she does look good
      we want to hear some storys about the jonas brothesr
      and what a whore miley cyrus is
      COME ON PEREZ WTF! GET TO IT BOII

    6. Victoria says – reply to this


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      why is it filed under Avril Lavigne?

    7. NACA says – reply to this


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      Hahahahahah BITCH HATER HER N HER ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    8. Syminn says – reply to this


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      4th prob not :D

    9. Kunt features! says – reply to this


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      she's an old ugly looking kunt who cant act and never could

      some get her ass another botex injection im sure one side of her face is slipping

    10. 1st says – reply to this


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      1st

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    12. al says – reply to this


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      Ugh. Lawsuits annoy me.

    13. cujo says – reply to this


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      teri hatcher was at her best when she was starring with dice in the movie head smasher

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    15. Shauna says – reply to this


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      I'm going with Teri on this one. Hydroderm is a sketchy company…

    16. divid323 says – reply to this


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      hi love it

    17. Dill Dillerson says – reply to this


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      Look like her snatch stinks of old Tuna

    18. kaitlin says – reply to this


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      perez YOU should not be calling people fug….have you looked in the mirror recently??

    19. bree says – reply to this


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      she needs to sue! she looks like a damn tranny in that second shot…omg! ICK!

    20. Realist says – reply to this


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      Still looks pretty good. BUT looking more like Janice Dickinson every day. Both once great beauties. Now fading stars. Their attempts to hold on to what they've got are making them look worse.

    21. cindy says – reply to this


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      Teri is not FUG, I agree Rumor is but Teri is a lovely woman. Perez…JEALOUS MUCH!!!!!!!

    22. Wick says – reply to this


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      F' that… I don't believe Hydroderm for one second, sorry! What kind of snakes hire someone to be their spokesperson, then try to turn around and sue them?

    23. HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      WE'RE INCLINED TO BELIEVE A L L THOSE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF Y O U R
      CURRENT LEGAL TROUBLES. HOPE YOUR SAVING ALL YOU NIPPLES AND DIMES TO REPAY ALL THOSE YOU HARMED!
      TEAM TERRY! SHES HOTT FOR AN OLDER BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN HOLLYWOOD
      YOU'RE JUST A F A T A S S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    24. Abbychuela says – reply to this


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      I LOVE Desperate Housewives, but I hate Terri Hatcher. She is sooooooo annoying. She looks old–way too old to have a baby and she also needs to put some meat on her body.

    25. Abbychuela says – reply to this


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      I LOVE Desperate Housewives, but I hate Terri Hatcher's character. She is sooooooo annoying. She looks old–way too old to have a baby and she also needs to put some meat on her body.

    26. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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      How much promotion did Hydroderm expect to get for 2.4 million dollars??? Pay low, get less.

    27. Freya says – reply to this


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      This is why I love you Perez! - "Teri Snatcher " - you come up with the funniest names. Love from Northern Canada!!!

    28. Madge Mink says – reply to this


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      Teri is so yesterdays news

      Who at Hydroderm ever came up with the idea of using her?
      What was Carrot Top unavailable

    29. Jane says – reply to this


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      why won't she jump off a bridge already?!?!? she's beyond fugly and a fucking moron

    30. little mama says – reply to this


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      she is not sexy. she just doesnt age well and is way to skinny. eat some food. i keep trying to find something pretty abt her looks and keep comin up with nothing. really i have tried and i dont like to be mean.

    31. BOSTON says – reply to this


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      Terry you must be pushing 50, don't dress like a 20 year old, it only shows the damage.
      Not a pretty woman.
      She looks like she's been around the block and back.

    32. jaded_bitch says – reply to this


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      Dried up old hag. Why the hell would a company called Hydroderm want to use her anyway? She looks like an old raisin face a la Rachel Zoe! Probably from all those years of being a drunk.

    33. what says – reply to this


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      She looks awesome for her age. I don't know why you say she is fugly when you say that picture of Leslie Penetierre is so hot. Clean your lenses.

    34. Gwen says – reply to this


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      Whatever she's using, it sure isn't helping her face.

    35. whatname? says – reply to this


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      I think you should call her "Hairy Snatcher" it's just funny.

    36. who/what/when/why/how says – reply to this


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      Call her Hairy Snatcher

    37. SevenCyns says – reply to this


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      Yet again she looks like Janice Dickinson. This is not a good thing, Teri!!

    38. blablabla says – reply to this


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      I hope Teri's legit (NOT)

      I hope Lubriderm SCREWS HER — no lubricant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    39. fern says – reply to this


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      why do you hate her so much?

    40. fernie says – reply to this


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      people are attacking terri hatcher because she has aged. period. because she doesn't look like she did when she was in lois and clark and james bond. EVERYBODY ages. beautiful women get attacked when they begin to age. we will all grow older, and i bet a lot of you who call her so old and ugly are a lot less attractive than she is.

    41. javajunkie says – reply to this


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      you guys are all so immature i bet you're all fat and ugly and jealous of fame and fortune and the only way you can have attention is to kiss up to Perez's fat disgusting ass and make yourselves feel better by dissing women that are older and have style fame and fortune. For a woman that is almost 50 i thinks she's beutiful and a lucky woman to be able to still look like she does and can wear those clothes. Now look at your fat ugly mothers and seeif they can wear that, and who cares if she uses botox if she does. why not! are you so insecure about your own looks that you have to make other people feel worse than you and make fun of them? I'm so shootin up that poison into my face when i need it!

    42. oxy says – reply to this


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      she's so ugly… don't know why no one else notices

    43. Jim says – reply to this


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      I personally think she looks good for a broad in her mid-40s.

      C'mon, Perez, have you taken a good look in the mirror? Maybe you have a soft focus mirror (or two, ahem) but you ain't nothing special, hon.

    44. lmao says – reply to this


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      she looks liek a brunette heidi montag to me. this is silly

    45. vextor7 says – reply to this


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      I think what you have here is another case of a hollywood actress that took one look at perez and started giggling because he looks like a swishy night deposit box for sperm donations….don't get your feelings hurt so easy round boy

    46. Andy Rooney (still kickin') says – reply to this


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      Doncha just love lawyers?

    47. slammer says – reply to this


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      Greed knows no bounds…
      the both of them…

    48. hairy cat daddy says – reply to this


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      Skank. Does anyone still give a rat's ass about the "snatcher"?

    49. MiaNation says – reply to this


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      Perez said she's a bitch. She's too good to sit next to Paula Abdul.