The Anti-Beyonce
Filed under: Paris Hilton
No armpits on the red carpet!
Paris has landed. The heiress and entrepreneur hit Miami to promote her new perfume, Can Can.
On Wednesday night, Hilton paid a visit to Mansion in South Beach.
All of the MIA is heating up for the Art Basel festivities.
Hope to see a bunch of you next Saturday, when Perez hosts the the Y100 Jingle Ball.
We'll get to see Ashley Tisdale's new nose! And the Good Charlotte boys.
Maybe Nicole will go? Doubt it. She's way pregnant.
[Image via Storms Media Group.]
Posted: December 6, 2007 at 4:40 pm



hmmm
first
yaayyyy! number 1!
OH PLEASE….DO NOT COMPARE THIS WHORE WITH BEYONCE. What happened to all the charity work and doing good deeds? All she seems to do is party and prance around like the slut she is. Beyonce has talent and can sing…this girl can do….nothing. Just blow jobs and open her legs so please stop defending this slut. She brings all the hate on herself.
first?
ahahahahah lameeeee
Thats HOTTT!
First!
SCREW THIS BITCH
i love paris.
classic chick.
yuck
yuck
LOL! Anti-Beyonce!
oh..shame…
1
LOVE HER
all i see are warts
love her!!!!
i want to lick her sweet little pussy
I am sorry but she is ugly.
TRAMP NEEDS TO PROMOTE VALTEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ, STOP KISSING THIS WHORES ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW MUCH DOES SHE PAY YOU DO TO HER PR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am sorry but she is ugly.
I am sorry but she is ugly.
Did u mean Z100 Jingle Ball?
Paris really is the "anti-Beyonce." No armpits and no talent.
way to suck ass, perez. you make fun of everyone else but not her and she's the most moronic outta the bunch. annoying!
ee paris
hello paris
please perez get off her herpes! she's not cute at all.
hello paris
You are right though…she is no Beyonce. Last I heard Beyonce didn't have a sex tape & Herpes…
That reminds me, I need to go pick up a prescription.
Love that dress…much better than the usual horrible crap she wears!
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Anti-Beyonce in that Beyonce has talent an Paris has none. No acting talent (Dreamgirls Vs House of Crap) no singing talent (anything vs stars are crap), no sexual talent (she was horrible in that sex tape), no fashion talent, no morals, no steady relationship…she is not just anti-beyonce…she is anti-human being
for the love of god how many times are you contractually obligated to show this nobody per week…..you've know completely lost the edge that made this site witty, controversial, escapist and most of all entertaining…..Later Mario, let us know when we can be entertained by you again.
Re: lourdes – I agree 100%. I would be embaressed if I was Paris. I dont know how she continues to show her face. She should move to a farmhouse in Wyoming or Idaho and get out of the spotlight. She's horrible….and a bitch.
Thank goodness! I am no fan of either (Paris is just bad, and Beyonce is annoying), but I must say that I am tired of staring at B's pits. I mean, is that Beyonce's "signiture" pose? She needs to find another one, because it is definitely not sexy.
Why does anyone give this little twat attention? Seriously perez, i think you're a bit too classy to give her even the smallest space on your site.
i wanna choke her with my cock and make her vomit then donkey punch her in the head then stick my dick with her vomit in her ass!!!
Can Can?this is ridiculous.I THINK SHE SHOULD CALL IT CUNT-CUNT(WHICH SUITS HER BEST).
she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!
That's because she has no titties. If she lifted her arms it would show how flat chested she is. There is not curve on this version of a 12 year old boy. No wonder you like her gay boy!
she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!
she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!