The Anti-Beyonce

Filed under: Paris Hilton

No armpits on the red carpet!

Paris has landed. The heiress and entrepreneur hit Miami to promote her new perfume, Can Can.

On Wednesday night, Hilton paid a visit to Mansion in South Beach.

All of the MIA is heating up for the Art Basel festivities.

Hope to see a bunch of you next Saturday, when Perez hosts the the Y100 Jingle Ball.

We'll get to see Ashley Tisdale's new nose! And the Good Charlotte boys.

Maybe Nicole will go? Doubt it. She's way pregnant.

[Image via Storms Media Group.]

Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 4:40 pm / Email this »

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sara says – reply to this

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hmmm
keer says – reply to this

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first
tiff says – reply to this

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yaayyyy! number 1!
Paris sucks says – reply to this

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OH PLEASE….DO NOT COMPARE THIS WHORE WITH BEYONCE. What happened to all the charity work and doing good deeds? All she seems to do is party and prance around like the slut she is. Beyonce has talent and can sing…this girl can do….nothing. Just blow jobs and open her legs so please stop defending this slut. She brings all the hate on herself.
sarah says – reply to this

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first?
kelly says – reply to this

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ahahahahah lameeeee
BRE says – reply to this

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Thats HOTTT!
jesstar says – reply to this

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First!
Who cares about this ho? says – reply to this

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SCREW THIS BITCH
tiff says – reply to this

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i love paris.
classic chick.
cheryl says – reply to this

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yuck
...... says – reply to this

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yuck
Natalia says – reply to this

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LOL! Anti-Beyonce!
Gabrielle says – reply to this

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oh..shame…
hi says – reply to this

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1
gigi says – reply to this

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all i see are warts
Debs says – reply to this

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love her!!!!
Yo momma says – reply to this

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i want to lick her sweet little pussy
rev says – reply to this

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I am sorry but she is ugly.
WOLFEN says – reply to this

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TRAMP NEEDS TO PROMOTE VALTEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ, STOP KISSING THIS WHORES ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW MUCH DOES SHE PAY YOU DO TO HER PR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rev says – reply to this

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I am sorry but she is ugly.
rev says – reply to this

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I am sorry but she is ugly.
JessieV804 says – reply to this

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Did u mean Z100 Jingle Ball?
Walter says – reply to this

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Paris really is the "anti-Beyonce." No armpits and no talent.
Danielle says – reply to this

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way to suck ass, perez. you make fun of everyone else but not her and she's the most moronic outta the bunch. annoying!
wilton says – reply to this

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ee paris
wilton says – reply to this

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hello paris
Joanna says – reply to this

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please perez get off her herpes! she's not cute at all.
wilton quispe soto says – reply to this

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hello paris
lourdes says – reply to this

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You are right though…she is no Beyonce. Last I heard Beyonce didn't have a sex tape & Herpes…
Anonymous says – reply to this

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That reminds me, I need to go pick up a prescription.
FOXXY says – reply to this

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Love that dress…much better than the usual horrible crap she wears!
snoooooooooooze says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzz
mark in nyc says – reply to this

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Anti-Beyonce in that Beyonce has talent an Paris has none. No acting talent (Dreamgirls Vs House of Crap) no singing talent (anything vs stars are crap), no sexual talent (she was horrible in that sex tape), no fashion talent, no morals, no steady relationship…she is not just anti-beyonce…she is anti-human being
Richard says – reply to this

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for the love of god how many times are you contractually obligated to show this nobody per week…..you've know completely lost the edge that made this site witty, controversial, escapist and most of all entertaining…..Later Mario, let us know when we can be entertained by you again.
Lola says – reply to this

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Re: lourdes – I agree 100%. I would be embaressed if I was Paris. I dont know how she continues to show her face. She should move to a farmhouse in Wyoming or Idaho and get out of the spotlight. She's horrible….and a bitch.
Sunnie says – reply to this

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Thank goodness! I am no fan of either (Paris is just bad, and Beyonce is annoying), but I must say that I am tired of staring at B's pits. I mean, is that Beyonce's "signiture" pose? She needs to find another one, because it is definitely not sexy.
LeatherGirl says – reply to this

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Why does anyone give this little twat attention? Seriously perez, i think you're a bit too classy to give her even the smallest space on your site.
wowww says – reply to this

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i wanna choke her with my cock and make her vomit then donkey punch her in the head then stick my dick with her vomit in her ass!!!
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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Can Can?this is ridiculous.I THINK SHE SHOULD CALL IT CUNT-CUNT(WHICH SUITS HER BEST).
the truth says – reply to this

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she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!
madmax says – reply to this

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That's because she has no titties. If she lifted her arms it would show how flat chested she is. There is not curve on this version of a 12 year old boy. No wonder you like her gay boy!
the truth says – reply to this

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she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!
the truth says – reply to this

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she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!
the truth says – reply to this

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she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!! she wears eye contacts her eyes are brown!!!
big hands says – reply to this

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Good lord she has some BIG HANDS and BIG FEET.

She looks like a tranny.
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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No real talent or celeb either.. so who gives a fuck.
melanie says – reply to this

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Make sure u post a pic of Ashley's nose!
WE tHe PeOpLe says – reply to this

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CHANTELLE says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww look at her feets and hands gross i like paris but gosh and im srry dont compare paris to be beyonce is perfect
lil miss breezy says – reply to this

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she truly is the anti- beyonce cause paris don't have an ounce of talent or ass!
Courtney says – reply to this

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to all you paris hilton haters out there.. fuck you! i'm so sick of hearing all this crap on paris hilton. I LOVE HER and she is my idol!! none of you even know her. all you know is what you hear about on tv which most of the time isn't even true. so keep your mouth shut! everyone is calling her a slut, a tramp, a whore.. why?? because her boyfriend that she was in LOVE with sold the video they made together after they broke up? do you think that she had anything to do with that? NO!! so leave her the fuck alone!!! seriously!! Paris is kind-hearted, sweet, generous, hilarious, and most of all gorgeous!!!! so if any of you have anything bad to say about her, your going to have to go through me first bitches!!! love you paris!! muaw! p.s. i can't wait to buy your new perfume!!!
Gringo says – reply to this

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Don't compare them!
Paris is a beauty.. One of the most beautiful woman in the world.
Beyonce isnt even good looking!
Likeme says – reply to this

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the Flyer says your a guest host and you wrote you will be hosting. theres a big diffrence you fat moron
Likeme says – reply to this

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The flyer says guest host, that doesnt mean your the host you fat prick
Lucy says – reply to this

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Comment #55 sounds like it might be Paris, but I agree with it totally. She has never done anything wrong to any of you. You are all just hating on her because you're jealous. Think about how hard it must be to be famous and constantly hear insults about yourself. I know I couldn't deal with it. Leave Paris alone!!
KJ says – reply to this

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No comment on her fugly new lips? Really?
Another Nobody says – reply to this

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That chick has some huge grape stompers!!!
Another Nobody says – reply to this

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I got a sample of Can CAn with a sephoria purchase.. it smells like cotton candy. Sickeningly sweet. Perfect for a 15 year old girl, but not for anyone who looks to leave a distinguished classy air about them. (Like Coco chanel or Juicy coture) And PS… sorry your show bombed Perez… stick with You Tube.. Like I said back when you first started squeeling about the VH1 Show… it would go nowhere… We like to hear what fat f@gs have to say.. but we dont wanna see or hear them say it.
tito says – reply to this

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what does it smell like? cum and cristal?
madmax says – reply to this

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Re: Courtney – You are a sad, sad little girl.
aneurysm says – reply to this

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paris is stunning, as always. sure is alot of unnecessary envy & hostility for her though.
ahsley's nose is going to be super swollen & her eyes will prob have yellowed bruising. heh.
sullied says – reply to this

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look @ the size of those feet!!!
mistyblue says – reply to this

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Paris is beautiful? What is beautiful on Paris her big ugly ass crooked nose? Pleaaase! Beyonce is beautiful and talented and though she isn't my absolute favorite artist, you cant compare that stupid, racist airhead to her-at all!
dee says – reply to this

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what is your aversion to armpits???
for someone who is so gross in his tastes and appearance, i just can't understand your stronge reaction when some pits are flashed…
could it be it was the sight of your fist sexual encounter???you know…you couldn't talk that nerdy boy on the chess team to spread em for you, but you showed him the art of pit-phucking and its scarred you (or more probably him) for life!
either way…there are few armpits as rank as you, so leave the poor pits alone!
you really are a prick, you know…
stefystef says – reply to this

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Perez, why don't you admit you are straight, because the way you lick that whore's cooch everyday makes you a hetro man!!!

To compare her to Beyonce is a TRAVESTY!!!! May the next crummy dye job you get make all your nasty hair fall out!!!
lauren says – reply to this

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ah i just saw good charlotte in new orleans with boys like girls and nlt..THEY ARE SOO AMAZING LIVE
ah and i caught joels towel
haha
sell out says – reply to this

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hmmm. did you let Paris play on your computer while you kissed her ass perez. Really how low will you go to keep her from suing you for using her name. You suck perez. Paris hilton is nothing but a bitch. Brittney didn't have any problems until she started hanging out with Paris. Paris get a life, stop pretending you have any talent. YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ano says – reply to this

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metropark sells that dress.
Drew says – reply to this

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Paris has normal armpits, unlike Beyonce the freak.
CICCONE YOUTH says – reply to this

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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ LICORICE is coming … +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Get a life! says – reply to this

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Re: Courtney –

You need to get a life. Paris is a talentless, racist, herpes whore! And she's a fug. RECOGNIZE! But hey- if you really want to waste your hard earned money on this talentless skank go right ahead.
*** says – reply to this

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Perezito are you scared of Paris?
omg. her foot! says – reply to this

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AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS SHE HAS HUGEEEEEEEEE FEET?!?! look at them! she can kill someone with those!
loser. says – reply to this

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Re: Courtney – ….and u know her…? dumb bitch shut up! she has no talent…get over it…
Walter says – reply to this

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Yeah, Paris is the anti-Beyonce. No armpits, no talent, no appeal.
stefanie says – reply to this

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she looks old…and kinda fat…
Britney says – reply to this

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It's Britney you herpes ridden Bitch!
ViOLeT says – reply to this

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YEAHHH! THIS BITCH KNOWS HOW TO KEEP HER PITS UNDERWRAPS. TOO BAD THE SAME CAN'T BE SAID ABOUT HER HERPES INFECTED VAGINA.
driver says – reply to this

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Re) Courtney Paris is a nasty stupid ugly bitch, it sounds as if your not far behind all you noneducated dumbasses whores
Hyde says – reply to this

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Can can? Don't don't!
Courtney* says – reply to this

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Nicole might be there.. she was here in nashville this weekend for a small show good charlotte did for one of my dads stations
Paris the Entrepreneur - rotflmao says – reply to this

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Eau De Valtrex
Stavros Niarchos says – reply to this

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Paris Hilton posting under screen name Courtney.
Cece says – reply to this

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Nicole Ritchie is busy doing nothing.
Jamie says – reply to this

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How much was she paid to go to Mansion? Paris doesn't go anywhere unless she's paid.
jo says – reply to this

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Re: Paris sucks –
apparently you just hate on paris and don't pay attention to the positives about her. if you're gonna talk trash know what you're talking about. she has barely gone partying since she's been out of prison. mostly just promotional work for her charity, new clothing line, and fragrance. get over yourself, you're pathetic.
Gossip Cat says – reply to this

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Gossip Cat says – reply to this

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Paris is a cat… check her out at GossipCat.
I Hate Paris in the Springtime and Every Other Season says – reply to this

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Jo - me thinks you and your "American Idle" are the pathetic ones. Parasite barely goes out to party - what a joke. She goes out alright, partying, shopping, dining - but do you see her with any of her supposed BFF's? Could it be they all dumped her because they want to protect their reputations and work in Hollywood again.
PRIMPER says – reply to this

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miss shit for brains needs to cut this welfare-half-assed posh due. get your own style!
PRIMPER says – reply to this

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miss shit for brains needs to cut this welfare-half-assed posh do. get your own style!
anonymous says – reply to this

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All the perfume in the world couldn't hide the smell of a Herpes outbreak.

Parasite might want to endorse the new : Eau de Valtrex
her hell is on earth says – reply to this

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I read an article titled "Paris Hilton is For Sale" commenting on her getting paid to show up at parties, charity functions, commercials, talk shows - what more does this woman have to sell?

SHE SOLD HER SOUL TO THE DEVIL YEARS AGO.
Garfield says – reply to this

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Gossip Cat:

Paris is a cat alright - a real ALLEY CAT.
faghag says – reply to this

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Can`t believe I`m saying this-but she looks SO much better than Beyonce in this pic.
toony says – reply to this

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What ev…. Over it (I mean her)…. jeez
Melissa Aikens says – reply to this

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she looks just like her mother
1 Sutton Place says – reply to this

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SHE'S LIVING IN A BUBBLE! HER OWN LITTLE WORLD INSIDE HER HEAD. THIS STUPID CUNT IS PROBABLY SPREADING HERPES ALL AROUND THE GLOBE! WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU SEE PARIS HILTON? DISEASED WHORE! SHE MOST LIKELY HAS AIDS! THAT HERPES INFECTED VAGINA HAS SEEN SO MUCH TRAFFIC THEY SHOULD CONSIDER IT A NATIONAL HIGHWAY!
jo says – reply to this

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Re: I Hate Paris in the Springtime and Every Other Season – i'm pretty sure idol is spelled i-d-O-L.. and i'm not saying shes my idol at all but what i am saying is that people need to get over their jealousy. shes rich, famous, and gorgeous; maybe for doing nothing - but she still is. which is a lot more than anyone on this post will ever be. so besides people bashing her and saying "oh shes such a slut, she has herpes, shes a partier." stop and think "wow my life is so sad that i have to make fun of famous people on the internet to feel better about it." yeah she parties on occasion - but if you were 25-26 yrs old and could get into bars and clubs easily why wouldn't you go out? and you say you haven't seen her with her so called friends? well she still hangs out with lifetime friend nicole richie and shes always with her sister and her other close girlfriend. she's cut many people out of her life that were dragging her down- i think thats noble. if you can honestly say that you were never young and stupid and that you're shit doesn't stink than all hail you! you are absolutely amazing. praise the innocent one with the PATHETIC lifestyle.