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James Blunt is doing well in the Swiss ski resort Verbier, where he has been living since January.

The local souvenir shops are selling special "James Blunt took my virginity" T-shirts for the girls that have slept with James.

Locals claim he has bedded a few hundred ski tourists already.

James Blunt is a god!

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  1. gemms says – reply to this


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  2. dj says – reply to this


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  9. nikkie says – reply to this


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  10. Leroy Loves Anal says – reply to this


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    They must only be selling those shirts to guys !

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    They must only be selling those shirts to guys !

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    They must only be selling those shirts to guys !

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    They must only be selling those shirts to guys !

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    1

  24. Leroy Loves Anal says – reply to this


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    They must only be selling those shirts to guys !

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    They must only be selling those shirts to guys !

  29. lisa says – reply to this


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    he so so fugly!!

  30. Zahiraa says – reply to this


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    ew james.

  31. stay says – reply to this


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    i want a shirt!! lol

  32. FIRST! says – reply to this


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    FIRST!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Mylène says – reply to this


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    He looks horrible.

  34. midevil says – reply to this


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    How come men who fuck anybody and everybody are "gods" while women who do the same are "whores?"

  35. FIRST says – reply to this


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    IM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehhee

  36. Amanda says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

  37. Amanda says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

  38. ... says – reply to this


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    douche

  39. wolvie says – reply to this


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    James Blunt looks like Manson.

  40. first says – reply to this


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    first

  41. Elle says – reply to this


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    haha…

  42. Perez's dickcheeseburger says – reply to this


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    Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, you fucking fat pig-whale !!!
    Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, you fucking fat pig-whale !!!
    Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, you fucking fat pig-whale !!!
    Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, you fucking fat pig-whale !!!
    Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, you fucking fat pig-whale !!!
    Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, you fucking fat pig-whale !!!
    Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, you fucking fat pig-whale !!!
    Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, you fucking fat pig-whale !!!
    Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, you fucking fat pig-whale !!!

  43. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


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    What on earth do people see in him , maybe he has a big cock or something but he aint a looker thats for sure and as for the music , enough already James C*nt

  44. heeeee says – reply to this


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    first

  45. Amanda says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. angela says – reply to this


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    This guy doesn't seem to be very nice after all. He does a ton of drugs and brags about sleeping with anything that moves. I can't believe Petra Nemcova dated him for a full year, but I'm sure she eventually saw his ways and dumped him.

  47. perezisasexist says – reply to this


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    And if he was a chick, he'd be a TRASHY SLUT WHORE!

  48. Emily says – reply to this


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    haha, what? thats crazy!

  49. Jazmin says – reply to this


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    geeez guys slow down with the repeated comments… the smae 2 ppl took up like the first 20! 2nd… all i have to say is sagitory rape =)

  50. halflifefull says – reply to this


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    I've always thought he probably has a wicked case of pencil dick.

  51. blah blah says – reply to this


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    first……….

  52. xoxo says – reply to this


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    Have you noticed that men who sing cheesy sincere love songs actually prefer to sleep around. Singing cheesy love songs is just a way to get girls in bed. LOL! They don't believe in what they sing at all.

  53. alisha says – reply to this


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    the shirt should say "I slept with James Blunt and all I got was this stupid T shirt".

  54. Lyndzz says – reply to this


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    Nasty whore!

  55. crap-tas-tic says – reply to this


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    He looks like cro- magnon man in this picture.

  56. I'd like an STD for 200 Alex says – reply to this


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    What a loser moron. Is he trying to get a disease…maybe he can write a song about how beautiful herpes is.

  57. as says – reply to this


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    He is so damn gross. What the eff where those women/men thinking?!?!

  58. grrrr says – reply to this


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    James Blunt looks like Jesus Christ.
    Amen

  59. james blunt is a big whore says – reply to this


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    he's fugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
    who wants to fuck him? james blunt is also a big whore

  60. cheezy joker says – reply to this


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    Did you hear about the new Russian venereal disease?
    ROT-YOUR-COCK-OFF!

  61. Anya says – reply to this


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    James Blunt is a dog more like! And the losers that sleep with him are even sadder - he's a little squirt with a voice like a pre-pubcescent mouse. Fine, so he hit the jackpot with 'Beautiful'. But get over it already. He's shit and he's ugly. And he probably has a small penis and lots of STDs.

  62. John says – reply to this


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    JAMES BLUNT IS SO DISGUSTING. HE IS DIRTY AND PROBABLY HAS STDS FROM LINDSAY
    JAMES BLUNT IS SO DISGUSTING. HE IS DIRTY AND PROBABLY HAS STDS FROM LINDSAY
    JAMES BLUNT IS SO DISGUSTING. HE IS DIRTY AND PROBABLY HAS STDS FROM LINDSAY
    JAMES BLUNT IS SO DISGUSTING. HE IS DIRTY AND PROBABLY HAS STDS FROM LINDSAY
    JAMES BLUNT IS SO DISGUSTING. HE IS DIRTY AND PROBABLY HAS STDS FROM LINDSAY
    JAMES BLUNT IS SO DISGUSTING. HE IS DIRTY AND PROBABLY HAS STDS FROM LINDSAY

  63. Jen says – reply to this


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    I feel the need to suddenly go skiing……

  64. Skibum says – reply to this


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    I was totally skiing in Verbier in Jan. when he arrived. That fucking douche played a slope-side concerts for €200. That is insanely high.

  65. KD says – reply to this


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    I need one of those shirts! Anyone know where to get one?

  66. m says – reply to this


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    yeah Id fuck him!

  67. Tulip says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWWWWW what a disgusting looking man — almost as bad as his singing!

  68. corn says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWWWWW He does look like Charlie Manson and Manson had to have "IT" 7 times a day according to his communal women. Why do nasty little dicks like him run around and hump like rabbits? BTW Blunt's music sucks too.

  69. Debby says – reply to this


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    That is just gross and I hope it's not true. He's not even attractive. Eww!

  70. olives says – reply to this


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    Hey Pretzels…don't you mean ROLL model? (ducking) I don't get how this guy gets all kinds of laid. What's the appeal?

  71. Darnell says – reply to this


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    Blunt is a shit musician but I'd like one of those shirts.

  72. Jeff says – reply to this


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    I fucked him

  73. b says – reply to this


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    That whole article was in Nordic talk….Booo!! I wanted pictures

  74. ursaminorjim says – reply to this


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    Ew. Isn't losing your virginity traumatic enough? But to bear the shame of having your cherry popped by this nauseating mediocrity on top of it? I'm sure statistics will show a dramatic spike in Verbier's lesbian population after all this…

  75. Leslie says – reply to this


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    Eww. Who would want to sleep with him. He's scrawny & his voice is whiny, like a little girl.

  76. Twinkle Toes* says – reply to this


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    OMG! He looks like Jesus Christ in this pic, how freaky!!!! Anybody agree or am i just going nutz?

  77. ytumamatambien says – reply to this


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    GOD OF HERPES!!!!!!!!! HIS PENIS IS GONNA MELT OFF! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  78. ursaminorjim says – reply to this


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    Re: Twinkle Toes*
    "OMG! He looks like Jesus Christ in this pic, how freaky!!!! Anybody agree or am i just going nutz?"

    Well…sort-of. Except for two things: A) he's not black, and B) he's not fictional.

  79. jennabee says – reply to this


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    uhh James Blunt is deff not a god he is an untalented doushe bag. He cant sing worth a shit because that nose breathing high pitched screch is not singing. He's just a wanna be Jeff Buckley who he will never be. Also arent you gay perez why would you consider him a god for sleeping with GIRLS!. Uhh i wish he would drop off the face of the earth. You probaly could get herpes from looking a him.

  80. Mumsie Housefrau says – reply to this


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    Ewwwww! He looks a bit Jesus-y!

  81. dfasfsfsfdds says – reply to this


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    NAPOLEON DYNOMITE

  82. thames cunt says – reply to this


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    God, my ass!
    The poor ski tourists.

  83. ytumamatambien says – reply to this


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    Re: Twinkle Toes* – Yes, sure he looks like Jesus, the re-created western version of Jesus who looks like he's taken one too many hits on the crack pipe. Seriously…do you really think if there was a dude by the name of Jesus back in the day, in the middle east…he would look like this pasty-assed british dude? I'll tell you what… if I was waiting around for centuries for some messiah to rear his ugly head…and I'm in the middle east and some white ass blond baby comes flying out of the "virgin" mary's punani…I'm going to slap that bitch across the head and say, stop kidding around and pop out the real messiah bitch!

  84. HAMMER says – reply to this


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    CHARLES MANSON??? IS THAT YOU???

  85. MelMel says – reply to this


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    He is strangely attractive. I'd probably sleep with him!

  86. SaraDoesSlovakia says – reply to this


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    #28 - Leroy Loves Anal says – reply to this
    They must only be selling those shirts to guys !
    —-
    BUWUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  87. ETrain says – reply to this


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    I thought he was gay? Perez why don't you do some research on this…

  88. Donna says – reply to this


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    He is fucking hot..I would do him whenever, wherever. All his concerts sell out and every single girl that is there would do him so hate to inform you all but he is more wanted than most men out there.
    and to you guys that say he is ugly and has STD's–jealousy will get you nowhere.

  89. Donna says – reply to this


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    He is fucking hot , I would do him whenever, wherever. And all the women at his SOLD OUT concerts would do him if they had the chance so to those of you who call him ugly and say that he has STD's - jealousy will get you nowhere.

  90. Fred says – reply to this


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    He looks like Jesus…

  91. francheska says – reply to this


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    honestly how the f**k does this bloke do it? He is the ugliest bastard ever, yet he gets all the dead pretty girls, are they BLIND, or just plain desperate?

    I swear, even if I heard he was the best shag a girl could ever get, I would not go near the ugly twat; he is probs full of diseases now any way with all the girls he shags!

  92. BItch says – reply to this


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    He looks like a stoned Jesus

  93. One Hit Wonder says – reply to this


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    SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVER!

  94. shane says – reply to this


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    James Blunt is going to be another Magic Johnson! If true he's no different than a drug addict. You can't find happiness living in the excesses of life.

  95. Corn says – reply to this


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    hotcock number1 They must only be selling those shirts to guys ! he so so fugly!! Well, it may be your role model, but at least he gets laid, What on earth do people see in him , maybe he has a big cock or something but he aint a looker thats for sure and as for the music , enough already James C*nt Have you noticed that men who sing cheesy sincere love songs actually prefer to sleep around. Singing cheesy love songs is just a way to get girls in bed. LOL! They don’t believe in what they sing at all.

    CHARLES MANSON??? IS THAT YOU???

    I was totally skiing in Verbier in Jan. when he arrived. That fucking douche played a slope-side concerts for €200. That is insanely high.

  96. chritti says – reply to this


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    COME ON WHO WUDNT WANNA SLEEP WITH THE GUY WHO WROTE THE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SONG!!!! ITS SO SWEET! LOL

  97. Mish says – reply to this


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    he hasent been at that resort since jan…
    hes been doing promo stuff in australia and im pritty sure around the world for his album.

  98. mena says – reply to this


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    James Blunt is a creep who can't sing a lick. The girls who sleep with losers like this are the same kind of girls who go for the Scott Petersons of the world. No intelligent woman could possibly find this poseur attractive. Even Adam Levine, the true God of creeps, would be a better choice than James Blunt.

  99. dmw says – reply to this


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    Re: xoxo – this should not be a shock to anyone. Show business people who see getting laid ONLY, do not have a problem with the beautiful ladies. & they are no prize either, accept with the way they look. They ar in it for the money, fame and of course the media attention if they are lucky enough to get to the next level. & of course there are cinderalla stories women who are looking for that man they hear in his songs.

  100. ericthegr8 says – reply to this


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    hot or crazy?? still not sure

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