Unintenionally Hilarious

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Rumer Willis is giving style tips!! Ha ha ha.

Click here for her advice.

Whatever she says, do the opposite!

Poor thing. She can barely speak in full sentences!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Dec 7, 2007 at 2:42 pm / Email this  »

    248 comments to “Unintenionally Hilarious”

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    1. Jess Nikole says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTTTTT!!!!
      womppwomppppp!!!

    2. Charlotte says – reply to this


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      She is very strange…..

    3. Charlotte says – reply to this


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      She is very strange…..

    4. s says – reply to this


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      bothered

    5. meh says – reply to this


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      I sent this to you perez:)

    6. JENNI says – reply to this


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      HAHAH 3D?

    7. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


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      You gotta admire her , after all she is like the ugliest person in the whole of the Northern Hemishpere and yet still still gets press attention , go Rummy go

    8. RoseAnn says – reply to this


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      First.

      hahaha
      ive never done this before, i've never gotten it, but hey.

      First.

    9. sneggie says – reply to this


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      WOW!!!!! FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! RUMOR IS H.O.T.!!!!! I wanna fill her up with my nonsense.

    10. BlueBird says – reply to this


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      LAMENESS…she cannot even speak and who told her she looks good enough to advise the rest of us. OMG. Lame.

    11. Cass says – reply to this


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      Why doesn't she take some of her own advice? The hat really isnt' doing it for me at all!

    12. Aruba says – reply to this


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      ho ho, HO

    13. Sabria says – reply to this


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      She brings on the fug.

    14. courtneysue says – reply to this


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      Poor lil' potato head! She sounds like she needs to blow her nose…all congested. For someone who GIVES style tips…perhaps she should start by taking her own advice. She dresses like a bag woman.

    15. hawtPiNK says – reply to this


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      leave that poor girl alone

    16. KRISTEN says – reply to this


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      Rumer has to be the most beautiful man I have ever seen in my life.

    17. Mirvy says – reply to this


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      What an unfortunate douche potato.

    18. HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS GIRL EVER DO TO YOU?
      YOU RIDE HER LIKE A DIMESTORE PONY
      SHE N E V E R DID ANYTHING REMARKABLE E V E R I'M SURE
      BUT YOU PICK ON HER RELENTLESSLY AS IF SHES RELEVANT
      I HOPE YOU GET TO MEET HER DAD ONE DAY! I'M SURE
      HE'S A REASONABLE GUY WHO WOULD UNDERSTAND YOUR NEED
      TO HARASS HIS DAUGHTER. I WONDER HOW MANY PUNCHES TILL
      YOU LAND ON YOUR F A T A S S !!!!!!!!!!!

    19. Shireen says – reply to this


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      wow. ok that was pretty funny. 'the one earring' thing..wtf

    20. tuffy says – reply to this


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      ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    21. nicole says – reply to this


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      "im a fan of the whole one earring thing"…..thats the dumbest thing i have ever heard of and it looks ridiculous. i would never listen to a thing rumer willis says

    22. jamie philips says – reply to this


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      WHY DO YOU HATE HER SO MUCH? you don't even like women, i do - and trust me, she is not ugly. What is your problem? Why are you so hateful ?
      MARK MY WORDS, THE KARMA YOU GIVE OUT IS WHAT YOU SHALL RECEIVE. YOUR LIFE SHALL EXPERIENCE WHAT YOU CAUSE OTHERS TO feel perez.

      your a sick puppy, a sick gay puppy. you need to be put down. Your vituperative posts show you suffer from lack of self esteem, being fat, ugly, noxious, foul, filthy … eerrrughhhh

    23. minnesota Amy says – reply to this


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      good for her for not looking like a fake barbie doll. it's nice to see REAL women and our little girls NEED to see more "famous" people like her.

    24. hahahahah says – reply to this


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      I kinda like it.
      cuz
      like
      sorta

      wow, she's a real Tim Gunn

    25. crap-tas-tic says – reply to this


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      That was on Entertainment Tonight yesterday.(I think) I thought she was very nice. She doesn't photograph very well though.

    26. Demi Moore's aborted child says – reply to this


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      now someone please tell me….Why would a normal person take fashion advise from a scarecrow?? im Just saying…..

    27. i LUV THIS SITE says – reply to this


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      PEREZ U FAT F–K, YOU'D KILL TO HAVE A GIRL LIKE RUMER…SHE'S CUTE SPONTANEOUS AND PROBABLY A LOTTA FUN TO HANG OUT WITH…i LOVE HER EYES…..KILLER EYES…AND SHE HAS A SENSIBLE FASHION STYLE.

    28. Demi Moore's aborted child says – reply to this


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      now someone please tell me….Why would a normal person take fashion advise from a scarecrow?? im Just saying…..

    29. Alicia345 says – reply to this


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      That was horrible the poor model looked she wanted to slap her.

    30. WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?! says – reply to this


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      PEREZ:

      PLEASE DON'T USE UP ALL YOUR HATE ON RUMER WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER WAY MORE DESERVING SUBJECTS!!!!!!!!!!! MY LIST OF PEOPLE MOST DESERVING OF PEREZ' BITCHY HATE-ITUDE:

      JESSICA ALBA - how this woman has a career is beyond me?
      OLSEN TWINS - they wear clothes and go to fashion shows - they don't contribute in any way to the entertainment industry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      JOE FRANCIS - does this even need explaining?? I want to take a shower just for writing his name.
      VICTORIA BECKHAM - THE NEW MONEY ATTITUDE IS SO FREAKING TACKY.
      FERGIE - seriously, her "music" is so ridiculously lame - it's just bad and that hardward in her brow makes me want to puke!

    31. WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?! says – reply to this


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      PEREZ:

      PLEASE DON'T USE UP ALL YOUR HATE ON RUMER WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER WAY MORE DESERVING SUBJECTS!!!!!!!!!!! MY LIST OF PEOPLE MOST DESERVING OF PEREZ' BITCHY HATE-ITUDE:

      JESSICA ALBA - how this woman has a career is beyond me?
      OLSEN TWINS - they wear over-sized clothes and go to fashion shows - they don't contribute in any way to the entertainment industry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      JOE FRANCIS - does this even need explaining?? I want to take a shower just for writing his name.
      VICTORIA BECKHAM - THE NEW MONEY ATTITUDE IS SO FREAKING TACKY.
      FERGIE - seriously, her "music" is so ridiculously lame - it's just bad and that hardware in her brow makes me want to puke!

    32. Sherri says – reply to this


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      This girl, who is a celebuspawn, wouldn't even be noticed if she didn't have famous parents. She is strange, awkward looking, only seems to want to make herself uglier. Why is this person turning into a fashion icon? Only because she has Hollywood blood running through her. Pathetic times we live in.

    33. Lyndsei says – reply to this


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      Re: HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! – If you are hating on Perez because he is making fun of a celebrity than why even visit his site? You know thats what this site is all about..so if it hurts you sooo bad that you feel you should write a ridiculous rant than why bother coming here. I bet your ugly too and thats why it hurts..that must suck (: Love ya Perez

    34. Christopher says – reply to this


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      UGH!

      Ewww!!!

      This cunt is SOUR!!!

    35. LasVegas says – reply to this


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      I'm really sure she picked out that shit, the store did it for her! Isn't the one earring thing something the gays do?

    36. Lulu_LaRue says – reply to this


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      She is SO ugly God - help her.

    37. CaLly says – reply to this


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      Dude, whatever mutant. One earring? Maybe if you're George Michael….Or Rumer.

    38. Hey Dummy!!!! says – reply to this


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      Re: Sherri
      The only reason we're all here posting about this is because people like PEREZ post about her all the time and invite us to join in on the bashing!!!

      You're contributing to the "celebuspawn" b.s by posting….

    39. gigi says – reply to this


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      wtf…mommy and daddy's money and fame=fashion advisor? uggghhhh. celebutards suck ass. go get an education and do something important with your life!

    40. a says – reply to this


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      oh my god the one earring…priceless

    41. becky says – reply to this


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      Another case of the uneducated duh who lives off "celebrity" and does nothing of substance

    42. not*chris*crocker says – reply to this


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      Aw….poor thing. She's so unsure of herself. She doesn't seem like a fashionista. The outfit weren't anything special. Very plain and simple. I think mommy or daddy set up that little tv special…..

    43. Trey says – reply to this


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      Maybe someone should give you spelling lessons. "Unintenionally?"

    44. jackie d says – reply to this


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      she sucks dude

    45. Matt says – reply to this


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      READ THIS PEREZ!!!

      READ THIS PEREZ!!!

      so funny how you rip on people. have you looked in the mirror. why do you wear shirts that are too small and show off how fat and out of shape you are. Its not just that you are fat and ugly on the outside, imagine what your insides look like. Probalby like a 50 year old fat woman. Why dont you try doing something active. Like taking a walk, or a jog, or fuck mother fucker, you are so fat….sprint a fucking mile you fat talentless hack. oh….and your specials on TV really show just how bad you really are. Stop wearing shirts made for 10 years olds and dress appropriately. You are a fat ass so where something that makes you not look so huge. FAT ASS perez. pick up some weights. it might do you some good. or try riding a bike….lose some calories. DOnt rip on her just becuase its easy for you. I hate perez hilton. he seriously deserves to eat shit.

    46. matt says – reply to this


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      why take fashion advice from someone who has no sense of fashion.

    47. matt says – reply to this


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      Re: Sherri

      You are retarded Sherri. What should she do….live in a fucking cave?

      DUMB BITCH SHERRI

    48. pinky says – reply to this


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      ummm, like it's REALLY hard to find something to wear at Armani…Rumer probably hurt their sales. Sad.

    49. Fashion Police says – reply to this


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      Perez, no offense, but you are the last person in the world who has room to talk about criticizing style. Your hair in the last picture was the color of an egg yolk and your t-shirt was two sizes too small. You really need a makeover.

    50. breezy says – reply to this


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      she looks so old to be so young! I don't even wanna see what she's gonna look when she's her mothers age. I wanna know why the hell she looks like that when her parents are good looking!

    51. shut up rumor says – reply to this


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      Re: HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!
      Listen up HollyBrat Celebuspawn.
      You net to take your big ole head BACK TO SCHOOL pronto!
      Fill that gordito noggin of yours with some KNOWLEDGE NOT COKE!!!!
      The crowds you hang with, the foot steps you try to fill, the jobs you want out there…. its all NOTHING.
      Go make something of yourself on your own, this town has never been polite and the tipping point has been reached as far as tolerance for spoiled shits trying to be in the spot light.

      MMmm kay?
      Your daddy aint gonna beat nobody up kid.
      GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN A WASTE!

    52. oh great says – reply to this


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      oh great.. more idiotic celebuspawns trying to give us advice. Another no talent spoiled rich brat trying to make it big in hollyweird riding on the parent's coattails.

    53. oh great says – reply to this


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      oh great.. more idiotic celebuspawns trying to give us advice. Another no talent spoiled rich brat trying to make it big in hollyweird riding on the parent's coattails.

    54. oh great says – reply to this


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      oh great.. more idiotic celebuspawns trying to give us advice. Another no talent spoiled rich brat trying to make it big in hollyweird riding on the parent's coattails.

    55. v says – reply to this


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      …one earring?

      wow…

    56. matt says – reply to this


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      Re: WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?!

      Becuase she is fine as fuck you dumb bitch. And becuase some no name producer and director named JAMES FUCKING CAMERON cast her in a little show called DARK ANGEL.

      dumb cunt

    57. perhaps..... says – reply to this


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      Re: jamie philips
      perhaps you would feel more calm and relaxed if you simply didnt visit the site? I dunno, once i realized that i didnt like how i felt when i stuck pennies in the electrical socket, i stopped doing it.

    58. the snerly says – reply to this


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      Yeah, that was pretty lame.

    59. john says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE DEMI

    60. Hey says – reply to this


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      She reminded me a lot of Dita Von Tease in the video. It takes a face that's a little unusual to go beyond "pretty" into "beautiful." When she's an adult and has her own style, she may well be a notable beauty. She seemed pleasant and it reminded me she is still only a kid SO STOP PICKING ON HER,

    61. Samantha says – reply to this


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      Oh dear god.

    62. liz says – reply to this


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      Ok,so she is not the prettiest girl in town,and she no doubt would go unnoticed except for the fact that we all know who her folks are,but let's try to give her a break,she is a kid trying to find her way,,trust me we all have those odd years where we should have thought twice about the TREND we were wearing(parachute pants)or the words that we said(word up).
      Lord help me,I was in that club,there are videos and pics to prove it.
      Think about where you were when you were 19-20 something.
      Give her a break

    63. LEARN HOW TO SPELL PEREZ says – reply to this


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      unintenionally is not a word stupid fuck

      its unintentionally. read a book or get a spell checker or hire someone that knows how to write. so sad. so sad. you sit here and make fun of people when you are fucken retarded.

      Run a lap perez. you are a fat ass. you will die at a young age. thats wats so funny. is people things its wrong to think being fat is bad. well not only does it look bad, but you are unhealthy. could you even go on a hike if you were on vacation. could you even ride a bike, or climb a mountain, or fucken walk to the local store to buy a dictionary.

      perez needs to lose a few lbs.

      dumb fat fuck

    64. mic says – reply to this


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      Why are the children of famous parents allowed to be famous too? She has NO style and apparently no speaking skills. Ugh– she and her fellow celebuspawn are beyond annoying.

    65. I dont know says – reply to this


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      Demi and Bruce please take this poor child back home to Idaho.Get her a nice waitress job at a cute little cafe,because Hollywood is going to eat this poor little thing up and spit her right back out.The other day she was wearing this piece of rag with the price tag still attached.At first I thought this was funny all the picking on this poor child,but now I can clearly see that she still needs some guidance or a good girlfriend,ya shes butt ugly and dress like a retard,but cut her some slack,besides her moms to busy fuckin her boy toy and dad is still chasing skirts

    66. Lyndsei says – reply to this


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      Re: Matt – Like I said to FATASS you know this site bashes celebs so why do you waste your time coming on here and talking crap about Perez. I dont know why people like you come here and talk bad about this site..WHY COME HERE AT ALL…In the end Perez has the upper hand because more and more people visit his site..no matter how STUPID they are!!

    67. wow says – reply to this


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      Re: matt
      Can you suck your own dick with that foul mouth? Or do you have to pay the trannies to do it for you?
      The c word is kinda like the n word buddy.
      You can only say it if you have one.
      You shouldnt hate on the pussy so much when you know full well you were pushed out of one. Dumb fucker.

    68. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      Is she a little slow? You can tell she has low self esteem…

    69. will says – reply to this


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      god she is ugly

    70. awwww says – reply to this


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      Poor thing…she was adorable when she was little.

    71. dirrty pirate hooker says – reply to this


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      WTF???? OMG! FUG IS BACK!!! Im a fan of the one earring too!! LMAO!

    72. You're a jerk says – reply to this


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      I don't get why you bust on her. She's not all that ugly… let's review…
      If they are ugly, then you tell them to get surgery
      then you bust them for getting surgery
      and if they get too fat, you bust on them for being fat
      but if they lose weight, you bust on them for being too skinny.
      You and the "reporters" and sites like you are crap and sadly, people like me make you possible so I don't think I'm coming back here.
      I'D NEVER BUY OR CLICK ON ANYTHING TO BUY OFF YOUR SITE. Take that advertisers… ;-0

    73. When you are trying to sell it says – reply to this


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      Re: liz
      When your out there selling yourself to the public, one must be aware that the public, aka "the consumer", has full right to inspect, judge, and critic the product (celebuspawn) before the consumer makes a purchase.
      Shes a big head, i mean girl. And if she wants to try to make it in Hollyshit then she needs to understand, it is big girl time and if she is not ready for the big time, then mommy needs to climb off ashtons cock and make her go back to school to "grow" more.
      Live by the sword…. die by the sword.
      Dont cry for me argentina! bitch, we aint!

    74. john k says – reply to this


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      the girl is 19 yrs old and everyone rips her to pieces. amazing.
      what i would love is for someone to take a picture of perez while he's naked.
      post it on every blog site and just sit back abd hear the nasty comments from all the haters. im sure that would would be funny and a good news story too.
      a taste of his own medicine might make him see the light….

    75. WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?! says – reply to this


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    76. Kat says – reply to this


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      One earing… really? is this girl on crack… or is she just a hideous pirate?

    77. BustyRaquel says – reply to this


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      WHY do you keep ragging on this little 19-year-old, you pink-haired fatty?????!

    78. what? says – reply to this


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      Ok, again, I feel a little bit sorry for her. Certainly her parents could pay for a stylist. And why with the hats? Jeez. Poor thing.

    79. Katie says – reply to this


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      I know 8 yr olds who sound more intelligent than her!!!!

    80. WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?! says – reply to this


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      Re: matt

      BEEN A WHILE, HASN'T IT BUDDY? GO TAKE A BATHROOM BREAK AT THAT MCDONALD'S YOU WORK AT AND RELIEVE THE TENSION.

      ANYWAY, DID YOU *SEE* HONEY??????? HER FILMS SUCK!

    81. germaine. says – reply to this


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      The ONE EARRING. What an Idiot!!

    82. me =] says – reply to this


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      ha ha ha is she serious who is she kidding!!!!! can u say potatoe head!!!!! potatoe head! potatoe head!

    83. tomas says – reply to this


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      That was rather painful to watch. I can only imagine how embarrased Demi and Bruce are…

    84. Nikki says – reply to this


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      ECK.
      she has horrible taste.

      she looks scary.

    85. Henry says – reply to this


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      Maybe she should host a bukake party - about all she is good for.

    86. Henry says – reply to this


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      Re: HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!

      She is a lazy fucking ugly bitch who does absolutely nothing with her life except go to clubs and spend her trust fund.

    87. john k says – reply to this


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      wrong. this girl has done nothing wrong except being born the daughter of two famous people. the media rips her apart and all the jealous haters all have something to say about it. im not one of rumors fans. dont even care about her. but its amazing how many nasty people all have to rip on a 19 yr old girl to feel better about themselves. the fact that perez is writing about her and ripping her apart says much about the kind of person Perez is….
      Disgusting waste of life…..
      PEOPLE CHECK YOURSELVES. WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANGRY?

    88. lola says – reply to this


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      That was hilarious! I was embarassed for her. Who is she and when has she ever worn something worth mentioning-besides laughing at!

    89. dood says – reply to this


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      I thought you were just ripping on her as usual but what a shit show that segment is! She really can't talk… I feel sorry for the folks who had to cut the piece. What's even more priceless are the model's faces.

    90. rb says – reply to this


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      First I want to say I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!! The only reason she is even talking is because of who her parents are……Bruce sure is ugly as a woman!!!

    91. Ashley says – reply to this


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      I liked the last outfit….Anyways her slutty mother needs to stop chasing young boys for dick and remember that she is still a mother and help her poor kids out. Hollywood is going to eat her kids alive and she sits back and does nothing!

    92. lisa arce says – reply to this


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      Re: HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!
      Thank you!!! I was thinking the same thing!! What did this girl do to that fat nasty asswipe? I used to laughtat some of his comments, but he is just hurtful and mean. What so bad about her anyway? She's an average looking girl.. He keeps trashing her like she killed his mother or something. Maybe someone in his past taunted him mercilessly and now he wants to do the same to someone else. How sad he is, but it doesnt take away from the fact that h'es uglier than she will ever be!!!!!

    93. MJ says – reply to this


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      MY GOD,SHE LOOKS GROSS AND SCARY,SERIOUSLY..GET HER OFF THE GOLDEN GLOBE!MY FUCKING GOD!EWWW! POTATO HEAD!!!!!!

    94. matt says – reply to this


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      Re: WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?!

      i like how you assume i work at mcdonalds. nice assumption jerk off

      i dont even need to say anything, dumb bitch

      yea, i saw her films, they suck. but guess what…she is still fine as fuck, and for some rolls that s all you need. mcdonalds. haha. thats funny. i dont even eat that shit let alone work there. haha

    95. lc says – reply to this


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      "mumble mumble mumble… i like black dresses and the one-earring look… mumble mumble"

    96. matt says – reply to this


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      Re: wow

      so you can call me a dumb fucker but i can use the word cunt

      i dont think so bitch

      i called that woman i cunt. i didnt say all woman were cunts.

      but you, you are def. a cunt.

      a big fat cunt

      dumb cunt

    97. matt says – reply to this


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      Re: wow

      so you can call me a dumb fucker but i cant use the word cunt

      i dont think so bitch

      i called that woman i cunt. i didnt say all woman were cunts.

      but you, you are def. a cunt.

      a big fat cunt

      dumb cunt

    98. SB says – reply to this


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      I love that I live in a world that would give Rumer Willis TV airtime. She's not that bad, she actually looks like she would be fun to hang out with. She may not be a runway model, but her appearance is definitely unique. She reminds me of a Mayim Bialik for the 21st Century.

    99. CUNT IS LIKE THE N WORD says – reply to this


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      Someone wrote on here that Cunt is like the N word. i have no clue what you are talking about.

    100. aeryn says – reply to this


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      i feel bad for this girl! her forty-something mother looks better than her and her chin will forever outshine anything she does in life. harsh, but so true!

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