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Filed under: Woody Harrelson

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Woody Harrelson does the Beyonce!

The Cheers alum enjoyed some sun and surf on Miami Beach this past weekend.

Woody was joined by pal Owen Wilson for a boys' getaway.

Harrelson, notorious for being cantankerous with photographers, reportedly had a little altercation with a photographer on the beach Saturday.

Isn't weed supposed to make you mellow????

Chill out, Woody!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: December 9, 2007 at 6:55 pm


73 comments to “Get Me Bodied”

  1. princess sarah says – reply to this
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    FiRsT~!~!~

  2. Saffronfinch says – reply to this
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    I'd ride him anytime!

  3. kseniya says – reply to this
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    FIRST TWICE BITCHESSSSS BABABABABAB BABOOOOSHKA

  4. Ava says – reply to this
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    First!

  5. 1 says – reply to this
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    1

  6. Andy Zimm says – reply to this
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    I just love armpits! So sexy! Let me lick 'em! Perez, can I lick your pits?

  7. sh says – reply to this
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    you didn't mention the crotch shot!

  8. Slow news day..... says – reply to this
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    Wow! More exciting news!

  9. yes yes says – reply to this
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    1st bitches

  10. me says – reply to this
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    hey first!

  11. kate says – reply to this
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    creepy small feet

  12. phidas says – reply to this
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  13. jemms says – reply to this
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    nice bod…

  14. katie bourbon says – reply to this
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    hey first!!

  15. sierra says – reply to this
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    Wow. Woody has some small feet.

    hmmm….

  16. Hi-may says – reply to this
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    I'd fuck `em.

  17. Angela Anaconda says – reply to this
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    FIRST BITCHES!!!

  18. FIRST says – reply to this
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    FIRST

  19. FIrst says – reply to this
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    First

  20. Debby says – reply to this
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    GO MIKE HUCKABEE!

  21. Angela Anaconda says – reply to this
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    FIRST BITCHES!!

  22. cookie monsta says – reply to this
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    mmmmmmm woody for breakfast mmmmmmm

  23. chet aziah says – reply to this
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    sunburned woodie!

  24. Angela Anaconda says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!!!

  25. Belle says – reply to this
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    i know this is dumb but first??

  26. first says – reply to this
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    first!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. jessica says – reply to this
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    wack

  28. AJ says – reply to this
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    first

  29. Whit says – reply to this
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    FIRST!

  30. toby_trisexual says – reply to this
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    hahahaha….look at his feet in releation to the rest of his body…its effing hillarious!!!

  31. ew says – reply to this
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    disguisting

  32. stupid says – reply to this
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    stupid!!!

  33. Stacie says – reply to this
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    hmmm he actually looks pretty good :)

  34. Mimi says – reply to this
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    first bitches

  35. livibean says – reply to this
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    First?…..Fucken hot

  36. slammer says – reply to this
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    Apparently no one told woody that he should be saving his money,
    his career is OVER!!

  37. Lisa says – reply to this
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    How small are his feet?!

  38. LEona'$ GHO$T, uh huh, back AND BETTER THAN EVER BITCHES!!! says – reply to this
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    Next Woody and Owen will be off to Toronto where they will FINALLY tie the knot. They have already registered with Banana Republic and Pottery Barn.

  39. jazzmania says – reply to this
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    omg thats fucking discusting. i think i'm gonna puke

  40. Monalicious says – reply to this
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    Being a stoner, I bet Woody doesn't want paps taking pics/video of him because he's trying to smoke in peace! You would be surprised where people toke-up these days. BTW………… I would LOVE to be the filling in the "Woody-Owen" sanwich!!!! They are both hot as Hell, and all you would need to do to get really stoned would be to breath!

  41. Myron Bunzgrabber says – reply to this
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    I'd be willing to show him my "Backwards Cowgirl" position I learned on "Talk Sex With Sue Johanson."

  42. david-0-selznick says – reply to this
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    what size shoe he wear? size 6? What does that say about his dick-size?

  43. Vegan Mama says – reply to this
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    He is vegan..strict raw foodist… They don't smoke weed. If anything he is getting the other dude clean. Woody is associated with Patagonia, AZ… Gabriel's raw food place where they don't believe in drugs to alter your reality. They help people off of them so I am assuming he is doing that forhis good friend.

  44. olives says – reply to this
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    Ohhhhh….to be that drinking glass! ;)

  45. BOSTON says – reply to this
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    HE COULDN'T LOOK HOT IF HE WAS ON FIRE!!!
    IIICCKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Francesco Scavullo says – reply to this
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    Owen actually took this great portrait. He's studying photography and his assignment was "My Favorite Thing." He received an A since not only did he place his subject FRONT and CENTER but he followed THE RULE OF THIRDS.

  47. TOM CRUISE'S $46 TITANIUM ANAL BEADS, WITH FREE BUTTPLUG WITH PURCHASE says – reply to this
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    Re: david-0-selznick – Honey, when you take it up the poop chute, what difference does it make?

  48. kewl says – reply to this
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    Re: Vegan Mama – Ya ok, he's famous for smoking weed and getting busted for it too.

    I'd love to smoke a spleef with him!

  49. gillianfg says – reply to this
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    umm, no, you look bald.

  50. He has Little fccking feet says – reply to this
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    c

  51. Phillip Brand says – reply to this
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    Re: toby_trisexual –

    #30 hit it right on the head!

  52. NANCyBOy says – reply to this
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    Sweeties, I had me a boyfriend once with little Japanese geisha feet and his weewee was nicknamed THE WHALER–and he sure deserved the title. And it was a grower AND a show-er.
    So, really, you never know. :)

  53. Danny Long Legs says – reply to this
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    What happened to make his legs so tiny? They look the size and length of a 4 year old lol

  54. blankita says – reply to this
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    Re: Vegan Mama –
    lol that is highlarious!!! Woody doesn't smoke weed? Moma you must have been born yesterday or somethig, ha ha ha. Not only does he smoke they both look totally stoned on some pics I saw, plus weed is not a drug it's a plant moma that does the body good

  55. jimmyjazz says – reply to this
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    ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!! I'D LICK THAT HOT MAN DOWN ANYTIME ANYWHERE

  56. zoe says – reply to this
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    Woody has such small feet….small feet =small woody….

  57. retired says – reply to this
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    Woody is not someone I would want my 'recovering from suicide attempt' brother to hang out with. Woody does not seem mentally sound nor stable.

  58. fetterpop says – reply to this
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    those feet are ridiculous.

  59. Kate says – reply to this
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    He's sitting on the same towel that Owen Wilson is carrying in the other picture.

  60. jimmyjazz says – reply to this
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    Re: Kate – MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT. GOOD EYE. THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM GAY THOUGH. IF THEY ARE THOUGH THAT WOULD BE SO HOT!!!

  61. mjcp says – reply to this
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    Do you think he sticks those tiny feet up Owen's butthole?

  62. lynn says – reply to this
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    why are his feet so little???

  63. AchiK says – reply to this
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    Don't his feet look ridiculously small :/

  64. 13dreams says – reply to this
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    What small looking feet! Small feet, small…

  65. corn says – reply to this
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    Freakishly tiny feet..what is with that?

  66. No Woody For Harrelson says – reply to this
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    Not only does he have small feet, he BAD GAS from being a vegan. Oh and he can eat through the gap in his teeth without moving his jaw.

  67. peep says – reply to this
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    why does he look like he has super small feet? or super short legs?—–thats a funny picture

  68. Wouldn't you like to know... says – reply to this
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    As for having the same towel as Owen, they could very well be at a private beach where you are given a standard issue towel. They do the same thing at more upscale, private hotel pools. Not that I care if they are gay and do have the same towel, but just sayin…

  69. She says – reply to this
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    What a great picture! He looks like an LP!

  70. denilisa says – reply to this
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    He is such a douche bag! He and his pal Owen came into a restaurant I used to work in. Owen was wasted and Woodey was a complete asshole-douche bag. He freaked out on the waitress for bringing him a salad that wasn't vegan enough for him. He just baraded her the entire time reducing her to tears and causing her to lose her job. Owen just sat there completely dazed and confused! I guess Woodey is the dominate one in the relationship! Homo douche bags!!

  71. Blue giraffe says – reply to this
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    Popeye the Sailor Man.

  72. pooper says – reply to this
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    he's got the smallest hooves ever on a man.

  73. Perry Como says – reply to this
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    Man he has tiny feet!!! Does it mean his wanker is tiny as well?