We Almost Got Our Ass Whooped!!!!

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Posted: Dec 9, 2007 at 10:37 pm / Email this »

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CH says – reply to this

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FIRST!

dude, careful with mr. brown
duke says – reply to this

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WOOOOOOOOP FIRST!!!!!
1st says – reply to this

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1stttttt
First Bitches says – reply to this

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First bitches
meha says – reply to this

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first?
michelethebelle says – reply to this

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Uhhh, lame
duke says – reply to this

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WOOOOP WOOOOOOOP!!! First!
Wynn says – reply to this

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who cares perez!!! Bobby Brown is a pussy!!!!! seriously
sk says – reply to this

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stupid
Laurel says – reply to this

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First!
GatorFavre says – reply to this

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First!
jm says – reply to this

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oops first?
ina says – reply to this

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YOU DESERVE IT FAT ASS….CAN'T WAIT TILL BRITNEY SPLAPS U
lelia says – reply to this

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first!
adrianna says – reply to this

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1st bitches
joe says – reply to this

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nice
sam says – reply to this

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damn, almost… 1st
muin says – reply to this

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1st
ashley a says – reply to this

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uh o perez! be careful..
booboo says – reply to this

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roflroflmao
friday says – reply to this

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and just who would do the ass whoopin'? what a dumbass!
ttttt says – reply to this

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ELEVENTH
steph says – reply to this

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1st
V says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
Christine says – reply to this

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First! This is so silly to try for.
sd says – reply to this

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1sr
FIRST says – reply to this

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FIRST!
me says – reply to this

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…
a says – reply to this

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You go perez!! xx
Mary9836 says – reply to this

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FIRST
bored says – reply to this

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Why the hell did you have us click on that for something so stupid!!
bob says – reply to this

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teehee furst.
Guuti niqtuqtauli says – reply to this

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create in me a clean heart oh God and renew a right spirit within me create in me a clean heart oh god and renew a right spirit within me cast me not away from thy prescence oh Lord and take not thy Holy spirit form me restore unto me the joy of thy salvation and renew a right spirit within me
slut says – reply to this

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goo i hope you die
slut says – reply to this

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good i hope you die
slut says – reply to this

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good i hope you die
slut says – reply to this

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good i hope you die
slut says – reply to this

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good i hope you die
slut says – reply to this

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good i hope you die
slut says – reply to this

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good i hope you die
slut says – reply to this

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good i hope you die
Thug Status says – reply to this

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Bobby Brown is gross. He couldn't kick your ass, Perez!!!
Mary9836 says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!
timewaster says – reply to this

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Your link doesn't work. Idiot.
first? says – reply to this

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first?
MAC says – reply to this

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jajajaja Fat FUCK…..U r gonna get it some time!!!
VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!! NOT FIRST SOOOOO????
PerezereP says – reply to this

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dID YOU MEAN GET YOUR ASS WHUPPED WITH A CRACK PIPE?
Jacqueline says – reply to this

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lol

you and your shameless self promotion

and to the above poster
i hope that britney slaps perez too
and i hope perez slaps that fat racist pig back even harder
it doesnt count as a bad thing
cause perez is infact a girl
and britney is infact a pig
so it would just be a girl and a pig fighting
Dee says – reply to this

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You will get hurt….very soon. Watch your back 'mo.
I will laugh at your demise.
Karrie says – reply to this

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48th! And LOL! Bobby B is a crack head! Watch out, he'll kill you in a fit of rage because he's on edge from all the drugs!
Bobby Brown says – reply to this

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Yo Perez, you fucking gay fag, next time I see you ,Im gonna whoop your ass and throw you off a bridge and hope you die
☼☼♀☻krazihottkelli☻♀☼☼bitchygrl☻☻ says – reply to this

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Perez, I don't think bb could kick your azz.

I have already azked God to protect U from azzholez

like him and anyone elze who doezn't luv U..God alwayz

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britneyisgross says – reply to this

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I hope Perez slaps Britney.
Why don't you haters stop coming to the site and supporting Perez's income?
You're the stupidest people alive
libranyc says – reply to this

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cant wait
tal says – reply to this

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WELL..YOU OFFEND SO MANY POWERFUL PEOPLE…YOU DEFINITELY HAVE IT COMING…FOR EXAMPLE: YOU MAKE EVIL BULLY FUN OF A YOUNG KID RUMER WILLIS AND HER FATHER BRUCE REALLY LOVES HER…..
YOU MAKE FUN OF TOM CRUISE AND A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVE HIM..ETC…I AM SURE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN KARMA,BUT AIN'T NO ESCAPING THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE,WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.YOU MIGHT BE GETTING VERY RICH,BUT YOU ARE ALSO ACCUMILATING A BIG KARMA DEBT.I FOR ONE DO NOT ENVY YOU.I IMAGINE YOU WILL HAVE SOME SCATHING REPLY.SO WHAT.
Kenneth says – reply to this

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For once, theres a video featuring Perez that is hilarious!
"That was your girlfriend?!"
the detective says – reply to this

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bwahahaha…. hello to the no!
The Greek Giant says – reply to this

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Hello, The Greek Giant here at the Las Vegas Intl Airport with Brad Pitt carrying my bags and walking with a bow legged limp, since he spent all his meager US dollars during a week of Vegas cocaine binging and paid for it dearly last night. Next I, The Greek Giant, must procure an abundant supply of impoverished American "actresses" to chauffer me about town, massage my back and my balls daily, and beg for mercy when they can no longer bear a thorough ass pummeling. That is all.
j says – reply to this

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perez, i lov u but u whore urself out more than beyonce
TATIANA says – reply to this

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THAT MANS TOO COKED OUT TO DO SHIT
PLUS I GOT CHO BACK PEREZ MUAH
Fecal MATTER says – reply to this

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I once crapped in a potted plant at the Holiday Inn.
Lydia says – reply to this

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LOL Perez!
Optimus Prime says – reply to this

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Perez you are such a fat, disgusting loser. I wish he would have kicked your quEER a$$
BLaws says – reply to this

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Would rather have seen you get slapped then see your stupid show which no one will watch Perez. Your a total loser. Creepy actually.
tracy says – reply to this

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Lame.
catt says – reply to this

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Perez, you look unreal!!!
The hair, love it. the glasses, love it…
meow!
Lookin good my dear, lookin good
brendan says – reply to this

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Anon says – reply to this

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Perez, you need to use judgement, man! No joke. Bcz some of these people can have other people fuck you up and then what! I like to come here. You can be stupid sometimes. But you are, generally, cool and I don't even know why, but I like you. UR a total asshole sometimes. OK? I am not saying you should censor yourself. No way. I just think you need to exercise your judgement. If you are gonna say shit about certain people then you need to consider the consequences and act accordingly. Hire someone of your own to watch your ass.
highlander says – reply to this

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Come over here and I'll finish the job on your punk a**
Aaron says – reply to this

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You're a fat publicity whore. Hopefully your next show doesn't suck balls like your first.
Milk says – reply to this

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lol, you suck, you stupid fat fuck!! Your show sucks and will surely be off the air in no time. Stupid fuck.
Hyde says – reply to this

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I didn't watch-saw it was Bobby Brown and wanted to keep my dinner down. Just kick him in the nads, Perez. Oh wait, he beat on his wife and got her addicted to drugs so he could control her….never mind, he doesn't have any nads. Kick him in the teeth instead. Then maybe he'd stfu.
Roberta Chubbs says – reply to this

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Re: First Bitches – YOU AIN'T FIRST. GET OVER IT.
Jon says – reply to this

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Be sure to let him know your name is not Whitney! For all those Britless Spear lovers go chase a car
Walt Whiteman says – reply to this

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bobby brown is probably dating beautiful black women now. mmmmm. hot.
OK says – reply to this

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slow news day I see
Blah says – reply to this

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One day soon we will hear about Peez getting his sorry ass whooped. And who knows who will be to blame since there are so many that despise him! LOL I can't wait!
anon says – reply to this

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perez! didnt your momma teach you not to mess with crack-heads?
Duh says – reply to this

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Shame you didn't. That I would like to see. This blog is really boring now. Half the stuff is 'about' perez. We don't wanna hear that shit. What perez sez blah blah blah. The public has a notoriously short attention span. I can see Perez becoming the next 'I didn't do it boy'.
Pee Pee says – reply to this

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Re: Fecal MATTER – Which one? Did you wipe yo ass on the curtains??
Gringo says – reply to this

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Nothing there. Waste of time. Die Perez die.
paula says – reply to this

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well…. honey, is not your fault that she looks like a man
nana says – reply to this

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UPDATE UR EFFFING PAGE BUDYY
runnergal says – reply to this

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I will be watching this Thursday! I have it on my TiVo list. I can't wait!
abc says – reply to this

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wow self promotion much??
Fuck Bobby Brown says – reply to this

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Haha but it's true what you said…..
jaaaak says – reply to this

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perez can you please update im mad bored.
OMFG says – reply to this

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is this site nothing about promo yourself now, get with the gossip
Amber says – reply to this

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Re: duke – #2 - duke says – reply to this
WOOOOOOOOP FIRST!!!!!
Wooop your a fucking idiot. Die 'mo
parker says – reply to this

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Dear Perez,
I think a lot of the things you say and point out are funny. Especially in the beginning..things really made me giggle. Here lately however, it seems like you are only focusing on certain people. While I agree that most of the things celebrities do, say and wear are ridiculous. It seems that you say the same thing over and over.

How many times can we hear how ugly you think Rumer Willis is until it gets old? For me, after two times, I felt sorry for the girl. I mean, most people in this world aren't "celebrity pretty." And actually, I don't even feel like she is a "celebrity". Hell, her parents are the only thing famous about her.

My point is.. There comes a time when I start thinking these things are funny and I start to think you are driving things in the ground.

I love how open and honest you are. I think it's awesome that you made this living and name for yourself by just being yourself and truthful. I know you have to stay this way too, because you can't cop-out and change your ways now that you are famous.

keep up the work. Make me giggle, Make me cringe. But don't forget that everyone you are talking about has feelings too..and some of them may not be as thick skinned as you are.
XOXO, Parker
Get a LIFE says – reply to this

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Re: bitch ass hoe –
You seriously need a life…tu tu tu tu don't try denying it..just shhhhhh no excuses will do…no "I was only showing people how annoying it is" or "who isn't insane on this blog?" The reality of it is you took seconds out of your life, TIME you will NEVER get back, ever, to post incessantly on perezhilton.com. And, now I hope you're satisfied in it and

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our knowing you're incredibly lame.
mpauls says – reply to this

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Ha Ha does he have any teeth left after all that smack,crack coke whatever shit he throws up his nose, ha ha ha
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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What did VH-1 need filler space.
fafdsas says – reply to this

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sellout
madmax says – reply to this

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Will you cry and call out people for gay bashing if no one watches again?
Ricky Martin says – reply to this

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Another Perez promo yawn….gossip got you here - now there is none. It's time for us to leave and say we hope you enjoyed your 15 minutes….they are now over!
joe says – reply to this

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Very clever, Perez. But no marketing trick will ever get enough people to watch you on TV. You will never have a hit TV show.
dayton2312 says – reply to this

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Think about this for all of your gossip…. Just because you can say something doesn't mean you have the right to or you should….. hummmmm
kiwi1972 says – reply to this

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typical that you interview a no one like bobby brown,shows how unimportany you really are!!!!!!!
moonshine shorey says – reply to this

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hey its bobb brown. A known homophobe. Him telling You to be careful. you might be a fairy, but this queer (moonie) would make that bitch eat his teeth. He is a no good chump. let your light-weights take care of that trash

M..