An Open Letter To Lauren Conrad

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Apprentice alum Jenn Hoffman just sent us this great email. We thought we'd share.

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"Hi Perez,

I can’t believe Lauren Conrad is trying to lead the public to believe all reality shows are staged. Her life must really be boring if the producers have to make so much stuff up. I was on the latest season of The Apprentice (a show about “boring” business people – not even supposed California socialites experiencing the high life) and I can tell you that every single thing on my show was real. No scripts, no re-shoots for “continuity” and certainly no fake characters like you say they introduce on The Hills. Obviously some of the dating shows on tv are bullshitty and a bit put on– but they make it pretty obvious. The Hills is filmed documentary style and presented as “reality.” LC should just suck it up and admit she is a faker. Would anyone really be surprised or upset?

The Apprentice is real. Reality shows are real. It’s just Lauren Conrad’s show that apparently is fake.

Jenn Hoffman, MBA
The Apprentice Los Angeles
www.jennhoffman.com"

    Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 7:16 pm / Email this  »

    360 comments to “An Open Letter To Lauren Conrad”

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    1. miss says – reply to this


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      tell it like it is!!!!!!!

    2. AZONE says – reply to this


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      Stupid.

    3. snoogie says – reply to this


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      first

    4. kellz says – reply to this


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      1st 1st. The Hills is staged… butttt its so addicting!!

    5. shiloh says – reply to this


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      1st

    6. jess says – reply to this


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      first suckas

    7. genf says – reply to this


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      first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    8. cori says – reply to this


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      first! and i went to the same high school as this girl!

    9. me says – reply to this


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      she (Jenn) must be trying to get some publicity for her self, since nobody knows who she is

    10. jimmy says – reply to this


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      FIRST SUCKAZ

    11. The Apprentice is staged too.. says – reply to this


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      I watched a show on VH1 about reality tv shows. The Apprentice is real, but some of the scenes on the show are done over, or done before the show even began (such as the shots of the contestants leaving who were "fired".those were filmed before they left!)

      I believe her show had some "fake" elements….more than she is leading on. All all reality shows have some element of trickery! :)

    12. cami says – reply to this


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      PREACH!

    13. Maggie says – reply to this


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      I don't care if the show reshoots scenes. It is way more entertaining than the Apprentice. Didn't they have trouble with ratings?

    14. Alyssa says – reply to this


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      haha that was just a way for her to get onto perezhilton.com….perhaps she's a little bitter that lc is featured more than she is.

    15. kate says – reply to this


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      not 1st?

    16. cxz says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    17. me says – reply to this


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      she (Jenn) must be trying to get some publicity for her self, since nobody knows who she is!

    18. MBA? says – reply to this


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      Open advice to Jenn: Only 3rd rate MBA's actually put MBA at the end of there name.

    19. cath says – reply to this


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      He has an MBA and spends his time bashing a reality star? Loser!

    20. oh my says – reply to this


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      honestly who cares if its fake. get over it

    21. PACA says – reply to this


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      "GEEZ LOUISE" IS A FAT UGLY JENKUM SNORTING, GRANDPA SUCKING CRACKWHORE!!!!

    22. Molly says – reply to this


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      This show is so stupid

    23. Jen says – reply to this


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      boo you whore, who cares…it's entertainment…there aren't any REAL reality shows…and the apprentice is very much staged…

    24. who cares says – reply to this


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      Who cares tubby? Lauren is famous and that cunt is some reality show has been. Lauren wins!

    25. ash says – reply to this


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      SECOND

    26. Topanga says – reply to this


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      First of all Jenn, nobody cares or knows who you are…including Lauren Conrad, so this so-called "open" letter is pointless. We all know the Hills is fake cause we actually watch that show. We could care less if the Apprentice is fake or real because no one watches it.

    27. ktown says – reply to this


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      I'm gonna go out on a limb and say….7th!

    28. Amy says – reply to this


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      Bulshit, all reality shows are fake in one way or another.

    29. natalie says – reply to this


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      This girl needs some help. Using perez to get your no name out there is low. Shameless.

    30. babs says – reply to this


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      She is Stupid!!!!! If you watch the apprentice you see that they all leave in the same cab, with the same cab number, and different hairstyles. This ladys just trying to cash in on the 15 mins of fame she didn't get on the apprentice

    31. ben says – reply to this


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      This email presents absolutly ZERO value. This one womans opinion means nothing, and Perez is obviously a sell-out. She probly let Perez blow her boyfriend so some kind of name drop. I think the Hills sucks but I would rather watch that than that douche Donald Trump.

      This email presents absolutly ZERO value. This one womans opinion means nothing, and Perez is obviously a sell-out. She probly let Perez blow her boyfriend so some kind of name drop. I think the Hills sucks but I would rather watch that than that douche Donald Trump.

      This email presents absolutly ZERO value. This one womans opinion means nothing, and Perez is obviously a sell-out. She probly let Perez blow her boyfriend so some kind of name drop. I think the Hills sucks but I would rather watch that than that douche Donald Trump.

    32. ash says – reply to this


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      5TH

    33. perezcious says – reply to this


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      is the apprentice even on anymore. who gives a shit. long live the hills.

    34. lety says – reply to this


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      what does SHE have to do with Lauren Conrad or the Hills? Who cares what she thinks!?

    35. emily says – reply to this


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      fakefakefake

    36. JOjo says – reply to this


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      as if. there is no way every show on TV isnt scripted in some way.

    37. Lily says – reply to this


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      THats crazy FIRST

    38. leAnderthal says – reply to this


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      who are you

    39. hi says – reply to this


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      first

    40. PACA says – reply to this


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      “GEEZ LOUISE” IS A FAT UGLY JENKUM SNORTING, GRANDPA SUCKING CRACKWHORE!!!!

    41. KEl says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTT!

    42. miss ucr says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!! :)

    43. ektriowenhtr says – reply to this


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      This bitch is only trying to promote herself

    44. stephanie says – reply to this


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      Yeeeeah, okay. Right. She's trying to defend an MTV reality show and is also saying that hers was real?! Unbelievable. The Hills is so far from real it's not even funny. I never watched the Apprentice but I've seen the Hills and it is totally fake. Their lives aren't even interesting when scripted. They have nothing to do but shop, party and gossip. Life must be so hard for the attractive, rich, white girls.

    45. Damn says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck cares. If the show is real ok if its fake, people are still gonna watch it. The apprentice would have to be real considering he is actually giving someone a job. Thats also why the show rating are bombing nobody wants to watch Donald. Back to the subject, The Hills are probrably a mix of real and fake. Obviously Lauren and the other chick dont like each other, but the other stuff is most likely made up, or the producers are like.."The lighting sucks, go shoot the exact same a piece of film again".

    46. dumbb says – reply to this


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      you guys are tottally wrong.. i totally agree with jenn. i love the hills and i love LC, but like, the hills can be SO scripted. Im surprised to her the apprentice isnt scripted as well, so i can see why Lauren Conrad would say that… but like… i do see jenns point too

    47. dumbb says – reply to this


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      you guys are tottally wrong.. i totally agree with jenn. i love the hills and i love LC, but like, the hills can be SO scripted. Im surprised to her the apprentice isnt scripted as well, so i can see why Lauren Conrad would say that… but like… i do see jenns point too

    48. lize says – reply to this


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      how about you fucks just get the hell over it. No matter what the show is 'staged' or 'real' YOUR STILL GONNA WATCH IT!…shut it and get over it for th elove of GODDD!!!

    49. brofoski says – reply to this


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      Good thing she let us know she has a MBA. It really lends her credibility in her pissing contest with another pseudo-celebrity.

    50. Mami says – reply to this


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      I HATE LC!! She is a reality whore!

    51. ti mo says – reply to this


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      Someones a little jealous…maybe cuz LC's such a huge star and Jenna is washed up hasbeen who feels the need to put her educationg Degree letters after her name on an e-mail to Perez Hilton…as if anyone cares u have an MBA or if you didn't do any reshoots….the apprentice is a game show shot in a short period… how can they tape 24/7 laurens life… so what if she re enacts things that actually happened- at least shit happens in her life! I woudl re enact any scene with Brody Jenner as many times as need!!
      Get over yourselves!!

      Ti-mo….BASc ;)

    52. Christie says – reply to this


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      jenn hoffman…from the apprentice, wasnt that one of the worst rated shows last season? Doesn't the hills average 4 million viewers a week…can we say someone got up and drank herself a tall glass of HATERAID this morning

    53. M says – reply to this


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      This chick is FUGLY and is obviously crying for some attention, which, is why she is emailing you in the 1st place…….she's just pissed b/c she the ugly blonde.

    54. Molly says – reply to this


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      Aw, poor Jenn needs some publicity! Is there even a point to this?

      lame ho. Lauren is superfab, so who cares?!

    55. high says – reply to this


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      he should just sthu! I love the hills.

    56. ms wonderland says – reply to this


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      um LC is right. all the shows are staged to a point. Reshooting exits its exactly fake though its just making it look better on tv…doesn't mean that she doesn't wanna fuck brodys brains out…im sure she does and im sure he's uninterested… its even been proven on the apprentice that they do shots for continuity…I.e. the ny seasons when they film them going into the car…contestants have said they film all of their exits beforehand and shyt like that. I just don't get jens point…wtf is she again? shes just a burnt out reality bitch looking to have a voice…shes a vapid moron

    57. Emily says – reply to this


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      Doesn't Jenn have more important things to do after her completely REAL, and totally legitimate reality TV show rather then chiming in on The Hill's gossip?

    58. Kate says – reply to this


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      LMAO I can think of a lot of people who would be upset about the show being fake, even tho its so fucking obviouse that it is fake and really stupid.

    59. joey says – reply to this


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      She looks like a classier Lauren Conrad. I like The Apprentice. Jenn was actually one of the normal nice contestants so I'm surprised to see her posting on here.

    60. me again says – reply to this


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      First of all The Apprentice is a show where cameras are rolling 24/7 so they would never have to re shoot something. duh. Second The Apprentice is completely different. It isn't somebody's life! They don't need to re shoot things because everything is already planned anyway. I don't understand your need to prove The Hills is fake. I believe it was YOU that put up the post right after season 3 premiere saying "Thoughts? Thoughts?" So you obviously watch it. Just get OVER IT!!!

    61. Brit Brit says – reply to this


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      Who is this bitch anyway? Leave LC alone, TEAM LC I dont care if its fake or not im still going to watch it over and over and over and over and over again. Spencer is a fag btw, not that theres anything wrong with that.

    62. Gwen says – reply to this


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      Poor Jenn Hoffman, taking 10 minutes out of her day to write about a show only 16 year old kids care about.

    63. ebgb says – reply to this


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      like anyone even knows who the fuck this jenn chick is… who clearly wants fame and to be an actress herself, with her OWN webpage.

      GO HOME BITCH no one watches the apprentice anymore… hence why that toupe-wearing-scum-bag cast D LIST celebs in this season.

      BOO FUCKIN HOO, and you signing "MBA" and "The Apprentice LA" after your name. LOSER BITCH.

    64. maryann says – reply to this


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      Okay, I don't really care what this Jenn Hoffman has to say… but in her defense A LOT (dare I say most) of people who have graduate school degrees put their titles after their name. Anyone who thinks it's stupid has probably never gotten a letter or email with anyone with a degree higher than a bachelors.

    65. WHAT THE EFF IS YOUR PROBLEM, JH? says – reply to this


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      I'm sure she meant that some of it is scripted, but not all of it, or maybe they do a reshoot of an actuality to make it better. LC was just generalizing. Why with the nasty tone? Are you jealous of LC? More Viewers? More Poplular she is? I don't watch any of the reality shows. They are all boring except for Amazing Race. You sound very petty and catty, JH.

    66. WHAT THE EFF IS YOUR PROBLEM, JH? says – reply to this


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      I'm sure she meant that some of it is scripted, but not all of it, or maybe they do a reshoot of an actuality to make it better. LC was just generalizing. Why with the nasty tone? Are you jealous of LC? More Viewers? More Poplular she is? I don't watch any of the reality shows. They are all boring except for Amazing Race. You sound very petty and catty, JH.

    67. WHAT THE EFF IS YOUR PROBLEM, JH? says – reply to this


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      I'm sure she meant that some of it is scripted, but not all of it, or maybe they do a reshoot of an actuality to make it better. LC was just generalizing. Why with the nasty tone? Are you jealous of LC? More Viewers? More Poplular she is? I don't watch any of the reality shows. They are all boring except for Amazing Race. You sound very petty and catty, JH.

    68. cyberghandi says – reply to this


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      Haha, one little mention on your site and the girl's website crashes, LOL!

    69. tata says – reply to this


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      shes just a jealous bitch because people love lc and the hills and not her punkass

    70. xmas time says – reply to this


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      Okay, so maybe this MBA Jen or whatever he name is, should find a job or actually do some real work instead of writing to Perez about how The Hills is fake. So what if it is…reality show it to reality show…WHO CARES!!!!

    71. meg says – reply to this


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      funny that when you google image this jenn person a picture of her with kristin cavalleri comes up.. o yea, you're so above these mtv reality shows. get a fuckin life loser.

    72. G says – reply to this


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      That's bs cause vh1 had a special on continuity on shows, and they showed a bunch of flubs from the apprentice! BS!

    73. cassandra says – reply to this


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      first of all-LC never said that ALL reality shows are fake!she simply made the comment that "whoever has filmed a reality show knows how it is".She was making the comment on how some "scenes" have to be re-filmed because MTV missed filming it when it originally happened.This is true with any show-real or not.get over it sweetheart.if your going to write an open letter and make it as public as you have you should probably get your facts straight.check it out for yourself-LC's statement is on people.com!!!by the way-who are you????

    74. xmas time says – reply to this


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      And apparently Jen definitely needs a job b/c when you click on her web link, it doesn't work. WHAT A LOSER!!!

    75. Brian Triloa says – reply to this


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      Who cares? The apprentice sucks

    76. missy says – reply to this


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      A. Most MBA's put initials by their name. Like MD, JD (for a lawyer) or MBA

      B. I don't think she meant to be bitchy. I think she just meant to let everyone know that not all reality shows are such a sham. She just should have phrased it better. She probably didn't know the world was going to read this.

      C. I like her. You go biatch!

    77. lele says – reply to this


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      why does this Jenn, MBA care so much about lauren and the hills? if shes such a hot shot from the apprentice and a big corporate woman…. im just saying.

      LOSERRRRRR

    78. *whatever* says – reply to this


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      she's sounding a bit defensive isn't she…
      who cares if it's real or fake-ish
      it's amusing and entertaining…

    79. WarOnTara says – reply to this


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      Um….who is this woman and why is she important enough that we should care what she has to say? I don't even watch The Hills, but seriously? How is this relevant entertainment news?

    80. Pat says – reply to this


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      MBA. HA! A great degree for those struggling with a 2.0 GPA- and their integrity…

    81. donna says – reply to this


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      shut up all reality shows are scripted..especially the apprentice!!..and besides the apprentice is boring!!

    82. L35L13 says – reply to this


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      That's a horrible statement to make, "all reality shows are real". That's absolute bullshit. Maybe her show was real but MOST REALITY SHOWS ARE BULLSHIT!

    83. Jan says – reply to this


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      You have to keep in mind that when Laguna was first shot, everyone on it was underage. The cameras were not allowed to be on 24-7. So they re-enacted lots of things during the times that they were allowed to shoot. My guess is they just kept the same deal this time.

    84. Jai says – reply to this


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      She (jenn) just wants some attention.

    85. Cassie says – reply to this


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      If camera's followed her 24 hours a day instead of the permitted time they are allowed they would catch everything to.

    86. jjmays says – reply to this


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      "The Donald" seems to have rubbed off on her. Some people just cannot shut their mouths and let the world turn. And she's an MBA? I sounded more intelligent than her in the 7th grade.

    87. bill says – reply to this


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      she is correct. i used to work on the apprentice. yes, produced but, yes, very real.

      however, not all reality shows are very real. look at all the "celebreality" shows on VH1. They are all VERY planned out ahead of time.

      Hogan knows best = every episode is geared toward a specific theme with certain beats that must happen to progress the storyline. Proof = certain places that they visit that must be cleared legally before they visit them as well as certain cameos had to be set up beforehand as well.

      The Scott Baio Show = The entire series was outlined before it was even presented to him with the outcome being that he decides to get married. Proof = every cameo must have been set up ahead of time. Nothing was spontaneous.

    88. bree says – reply to this


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      Who the hell is Jenn Hoffman???? Does anyone still watch The Apprentice????

    89. Emma says – reply to this


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      Who cares of the Hills is fake???? Don't we have better things to do then bash it??? i guess this means Jenn has NO LIFE

    90. Emma says – reply to this


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      Who cares of the Hills is fake???? Don't we have better things to do then bash it??? i guess this means Jenn has NO LIFE

    91. SUZANNE says – reply to this


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      HATER

    92. derek says – reply to this


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      was there actually any need to post this at all?

    93. get a life says – reply to this


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      her life must be pretty boring to be writing you about that topic……..

      she needs to get a life

    94. K.Lizzle says – reply to this


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      nobody gives a f**k about the apprentice! the hills is a cash cow for mtv and i personally don't care if the whole damn show is fake, it's extremely entertaining and addictive and that's why america is obsessed with it! maybe your producers should look into being more like the hills because sorry, but the show sucks.

    95. Philady says – reply to this


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      First of all that bitch needs to shut the fuck up because no one even cares about the Apprentice. So I rather watch the fake Hills than the boring ass Apprentice because who can look at Donald Trump's comb over for that long.

    96. ohhh ahhh...i'm an MBA too says – reply to this


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      adding to "MBA?"s previous comment "Only 3rd rate MBA’s actually put MBA at the end of there name."

      you are right! I just read her bio and her degree is from the University of Phoenix, Chandler campus. (is the Chandler campus more prestigious then the other campuses?!?)
      LOL

    97. bill says – reply to this


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      Re: donna

      Sorry, Donna. You are very wrong. Go eat a dick.

    98. Disturbed says – reply to this


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      Who fucking cares, The Hills is better than the Apprentice any day.

    99. what a loser says – reply to this


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      Sounds like Jenn's 15 minutes of fame weren't long enough for her. What a loser.

    100. LaurenRocks says – reply to this


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      Perez, I think it is a shame that you are so jealous of Lauren Conrad and whatever success she has found. Since you tried to destroy her reputation by posting false bullshit fed to you by none other than douchebag Spencer who also is jealous of Lauren. Word on the street Perez is you have been printing these fake stories because Spencer has been feeding you stories for quite some time, even before the alleged sex tape drama. You just cannot get over the fact that Lauren had you banned from The Hills premier party. You thought you were the party and she had your fat dough boy as bounced. You really should work on that green eyed monster you've got living in your tiny little brain, Perez. Just makes you look like fat old desperate hag. It is so sad to see a queer so jealous of a girl he doesn't know….just wants to be. Keep dreaming fat ass…your 20 minutes are alomost up.

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