An Open Letter To Lauren Conrad
Apprentice alum Jenn Hoffman just sent us this great email. We thought we'd share.
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"Hi Perez,
I can’t believe Lauren Conrad is trying to lead the public to believe all reality shows are staged. Her life must really be boring if the producers have to make so much stuff up. I was on the latest season of The Apprentice (a show about “boring” business people – not even supposed California socialites experiencing the high life) and I can tell you that every single thing on my show was real. No scripts, no re-shoots for “continuity” and certainly no fake characters like you say they introduce on The Hills. Obviously some of the dating shows on tv are bullshitty and a bit put on– but they make it pretty obvious. The Hills is filmed documentary style and presented as “reality.” LC should just suck it up and admit she is a faker. Would anyone really be surprised or upset?
The Apprentice is real. Reality shows are real. It’s just Lauren Conrad’s show that apparently is fake.
Jenn Hoffman, MBA
The Apprentice Los Angeles
www.jennhoffman.com"
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bitch got her mba from the UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX. who cares what she has to say or think?
My question is who is Jenn Hoffman. Right, no one cares. She's just jealous that Lauren has turned her stint on Laguna Beach and The Hills into a lucrative career. She has a clothing line out, she's a spokesperson for Mark from Avon, and she gets paid by MTV to go clubbing and to Hollywood events and awards show, and she actually has some notoriety. Lauren Conrad appears multiple times in magazines like Teen Vogue, Seventeen, Cosmo Girl, US Weekly, In Touch, OK!, Life & Style, etc… Not to mention appearing on shows like Extra, Access Hollywood, the Tyra Banks Show, GMA, and even The Soup on E! Again, this sounds like a case of jealousy to me. Why else would she have signed it with her "credentials" and with a link to her personal website? The funny thing is that she expects us to believe a show like "The Apprentice" is real. Okay, it's as real as "The Hills."
Re: cori – ..?
really she went to ur school wut type of person was sheeeeee……..?!
HAHAH LAME ATTEMPT to get your name out there! WHO THE HELL IS JENN HOFFMAN? NOBODY CARES!
Rumor is that Lauren is hooking up with a frat guy at SMU (Dallas)…he is oil heir D. Taylor Simpson from Amarillo, TX, a small town down home mega wealth Texan….I asked him and he says he has no clue what I am talking about…but she would like him…he is worth over 500 Million and he has dated many Newport/Laguna girls… I am not totally sure its true but it sure makes sense as both of them are looking for eachothers attributes (her fame and his money).
Rumor is that Lauren has been on dates with the big Texas oil heir D. Taylor Simpson. Dan's family apparentley hit the big time in the early 90's and rumor is that Lauren and Taylor hit it off from the beginning (I hear they met on Balboa Island in Newport?) and from what I hear…they both want what eachother has….he wants fame and she wants money.. Dan Simpson was born in a small farm town in Texas, I know for a fact, and has since moved to Dallas is a student at SMU… he has dated Newport/Laguna women over the past couple of years….?…Do you guys know anything about him…?
Rumor is that Lauren has been on dates with the big Texas oil heir D. Taylor Simpson. Dan's family apparentley hit the big time in the early 90's and rumor is that Lauren and Taylor hit it off from the beginning (I hear they met on Balboa Island in Newport?) and from what I hear…they both want what eachother has….he wants fame and she wants money.. Dan Simpson was born in a small farm town in Texas, I know for a fact, and has since moved to Dallas is a student at SMU… he has dated Newport/Laguna women over the past couple of years….?…Do you guys know anything about him…?
what the hell is this open letter thing? do we even know this person, can I send in an open letter?
what does open letter mean? i think everyone in the southwest knows who this is….your not from around here are you…Dan T. Simpson….you really have never heard of him…?
Yeah Reality showa are all fake..esp. This one. I dislike PPL who waste their time watching them. All ur doing is Making them more $$ when you should be doing that for yourself. Now this LC chic is richer and Famouser Thanks to dumb losers whatchin these stupid STAged show. Like this chick at work that's all she fuckin talks about. Ass their in Vegas partying ur at home Looking at Re-Runs on their life. The Only reason I washed the fisrt LB is cus of STEPHEN he is soooo HOT. Now this be the last time I waste my time on this STUpid HOE and Her show…SUPPORT THE TROOPS…PEACE.
wow… someone is sure trying to extend his 15 minutes of fame. has anyone even heard of the guy?? pretty sure more people have heard of lauren. just a thought.
omgg srsly who cares if the hills is real or not !! get over itt !! the fact that itz an awsome show overulez it all !!!!!!!
x x
why is she called beef curtains? i dont get it!
all i can say is, that in germany, we all know that the hills and laguna is fake… everybody knows it… it's no secret… how can you people reaylly believe that those show's are true…
no fucking way!!!
that girl who wrote that email is just jealous, LC has more publicity on her side then the other one ever will have, like who the hell is she?? Who care if all those rumors are going around, A Lot MORE people watch the Hills then that stupid "The Apprentice show" YOU SUCK IT UP JENN
Talk about FAME-WHORE…Perez, why would you even print the letter? Why are you scratching her fame-whoring ass. I'd rather read about Lauren's crack addiction than Jenn's addiction to snorting your crack — ASScrack that is. LICK BALLS Jen, you're a nobody on this site
Jenn sucks. Perez obviously enjoys having her snort his asscrack. WHy would someone who holds an MBA be so concerned with a little ol' show on MTV. Get with the program Jen you fame-whore, nobody even knows who you are!
Re: liz – uh yeah it did.
You are obviously thick. Everyone who's ever witnessed ANY "reality" TV has had confirmation that it is faked. They don't even need to wonder, we all know.
Some of you retards are just a bit slow.
Who is this girl like first her show the apprentice is so boring and second the hills is awesome like everyone knows who they are and no one knows who " Jen Hoffman "
WHO CARES, I HAVE A REAL LIFE, WHY DO I WANNA WATCH SOME OVERPAID CELEBRITY'S BULLSHIT LIFE?
THE ONLY "REALITY" TV WORTH WATCHING IS COPS!!!!
THATS THE ONLY REAL NON-SCRIPTED SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COPS 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHO CARES, I HAVE A REAL LIFE, WHY DO I WANNA WATCH SOME OVERPAID CELEBRITY'S BULLSHIT LIFE?
THE ONLY "REALITY" TV WORTH WATCHING IS COPS!!!!
THATS THE ONLY REAL NON-SCRIPTED SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COPS 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.WHO CARES, I HAVE A REAL LIFE, WHY DO I WANNA WATCH SOME OVERPAID CELEBRITY'S BULLSHIT LIFE?
THE ONLY "REALITY" TV WORTH WATCHING IS COPS!!!!
THATS THE ONLY REAL NON-SCRIPTED SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COPS 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.WHO CARES, I HAVE A REAL LIFE, WHY DO I WANNA WATCH SOME OVERPAID CELEBRITY'S BULLSHIT LIFE?
THE ONLY "REALITY" TV WORTH WATCHING IS COPS!!!!
THATS THE ONLY REAL NON-SCRIPTED SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COPS 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.WHO CARES, I HAVE A REAL LIFE, WHY DO I WANNA WATCH SOME OVERPAID CELEBRITY'S BULLSHIT LIFE?
THE ONLY "REALITY" TV WORTH WATCHING IS COPS!!!!
THATS THE ONLY REAL NON-SCRIPTED SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COPS 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Um the Hills receives WAY better ratings than the Apprentice ever will so….
ass just wants publicity that's why she wrote the email..
dear perez…
blah blah blah
sincerely,
jennifer hoffman
www.hereismywebsitebecauseiwanttobepopular.com
That is hiliarious! I was wondering where she got her MBA…Hardly a credential. In fact, I wouldn't put it on my resume it is that big of a joke. At least LC is pretty but both LC and Jenn are stupid.
Ummm, ok, this "Jen" person sounds like a publicity whore. AND WHO FUCKING CARES????? We all know that the Hills is fake, but we like it anyways. FUCK YOU PEREZ….LEAVE LAUREN ALONE. SHE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is Jen Hoffman? Why is she writing a letter? Who cares what she has to say?
Funny that she had enough time to post that letter out of her o'so busy life… Who the hell is this chick anyway? Did she win??? We all know its fake but its just so great to watch!
Jenn sounds BITTER, BITTER, BITTER!
tell jen to suck it.. her show was just as fake too.. duh.. they plan certain things for you to do.. that's just like a script. those projects.. someone else is running the show.. EVERY REALITY SHOW OUT THERE HAS SOME FAKENESS TO IT…
who the fuck is Jenn??? and girl no one cares about you.. the Hills are addicting and are for young ppl thats why its on MTV.. what a douche.. the show is for entertainment .. and I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone who knows Jenn loves her! She says whatever she wants and she's real.PR guru no doubt.
I rooted for Jenn on the apprentice. She's cooler than LC.
i watched a vh1 special about reality shows and it showed how fake the aprrentice is so that bitch needs to shut up your five seconds of fame is over!!!!!!
Re: K.Lizzle –
Well said! I agree with everything you wrote. Also "The Apprentice" has slipped so bad in the ratings that they had to revamp it with "C" list celebrities, ohhh can't wait for that.
And as for "The Hills" I love watching it not just for the drama (real or scripted-who cares?),
but also for the great songs they play-songs you might never heard of if not for them, like
Ian Axel's "We Are". Also for the fashion and just the L.A. life. So suck it up Perez, America does not care if "The Hills" is fact or fiction. Me thinks someone is trying to bring that show down, but sorry Perez it ain't a happening. By the way I use to visit this site every day, but I got soooo sick of your disgusting little white drawings coming from various body parts. So bye-bye Perez, and I'm not the only one fed up with your crap!
Ms Hoffman should spend more time worrying about business and less time talking about business and less time talking about Reality TV Production which she obviously knows nothing about. All TV is fake.
Did she really put MBA at the end of her name? Can't you get your MBA from U of Phoenix online?
Re: HillzInsider –
I know Jenn and she's amazing at her business (PR), so she doesn't have to worry about that! She can get her clients press anywhere - yahoo, cnn, oprah, montel. Go Jenn!
"If" the show is indeed fake let it be. It gets way more ratings then the apprentice and is way more catching.Anybody can say its fake but I bet there the same ones tuning in every monday night to watch what happens.I dont care fsake or not I love the show.
Shouldn't someone with an MBA have better things to do than read articles about The Hills and write to Perez? I'm sure everything that Donald Trump does is 100% real too.
Dear Perez,
HERE IS AN OPEN LETTER FROM A FAN OF BOTH THE HILLS AND YOUR WEBSITE..
why would someome from the apprentice care SO MUCH TO WRITE PEREZ A LETTER ABOUT the Hills..?!?!?!?!?! You should making jokes about that.. how frickin lame..
WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH… IF FANS ARE AWARE SOME THINGS ARE DONE TO ADD DRAMA AND DONT SEEM TO MIND.. WHY DOES U.. GIVE IT UP..
PEREZ DONT YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT… WELL YOU USE TO
Jenn Hoffman looks like New Jersey trash… That was my initial thought upon viewing her pictures…then I read her bio and it appears that she grew up on Long Island - - oh well, close enough….
Anyone that writes 'MBA' at the end of their name is pathetic… Any one that goes to University of Phoenix and considers themself an MBA graduate AND puts it at the end of their name is an idot
who the f*ck is jen? why do we care what she has to say? the bottom line is miss mba, that nobody watched the apprentice anymore, but alot of people watch the hills, so obviuosly they're doing something right. Go do something with your mba, or maybe you could pose for playboy so we can remember who the hell you were.
who the f*ck is jen? why do we care what she has to say? the bottom line is miss mba, that nobody watched the apprentice anymore, but alot of people watch the hills, so obviously they're doing something right. Go do something or maybe you could just pose for playboy so we can remember who the hell you were.
WHO GIVES A SHIT i STILL LOVE THE SHOW AND WILL KEEP WATCHING IT AS LONG AS THEY KEEP MAKING IT.
Who cares about the opinions of Apprentice clones… shut up and be another faceless suit already… and reality shows are not real… they're set up situations…
Didn't Perez have two stills from the apprentice last year showing it was fake since the same taxi picked up all the people that were fired week after week?
I have worked on at least 5 MTV reality shows and let me tell you the are produced out the ass..everything is set up..they are put into situations and they just have a loose script of what should take place..Most of MTV is like that..that's why I don't work there any more..
MAN Perez, you have something for drawing penises or what? You're gay man!
Jenn rules. The Hills is such a b.s. factory anyways. I know people really do talk like that (i.e. like dummies) but the whole thing feels like a community theatre troupe re-enacting lost episodes of "Beverly Hills 90210."
I love the fact that we're even debating these shows' merits. Good times.
I don't even look at this site but someone told me The Apprentice is is on it and I love the show. Jenn was the best person on The Apprentice and was nice and didn't act like a b*tch when she was fired. Also they didn't even have taxis this season so what are you jerks talking about it being fake? I am surprised Jenn would lower herself to talk about The stupid Hills but then again she speaks her mind so I give her credit. F The HILLS!
too bad the aprentice sucks asssss! and if people really dont care about the hills stop talking all this shit. if you dont like it or whatever just shut up because really no one cares and it's just annoying
oh please jenn hoffman. sorry attempt to stir up some celebrity for yourself. get yo ugly self back into obscurity. long live the hills!
Wow…for someone so "successful", she sure does care alot about "The Hills". So touchy.
So yea… paranoia has settled quite comfortably in donald trump. He's so desperate for more publicity because he's terrified his newest "celebrity apprentice" (with completely unknown pseudo-celebities) will bomb; because, to be honest, no one likes that shit "YOU'RE FIRED!" any longer, you fucked your extended 15 minutes of ego-generated fame .Poor Trump, he's so insecure that he has to defile a young "celebrity," who is of the same ability and privilege to convince himself he is still the ultimate WINNER. Pick on someone your own age Trump, and don't burn the candles on both ends-you are making it far too apparent you cannot possibly compete with someone of your own age and "caliber."
The Hills is like Laguna Beach- it's a new genre of television, somewhere in between a staged drama and reality tv. It's filmed with very high quality film -it isn't like they are trying to make it seem as its pure reality. The basic storylines are true- it makes for good tv!
how much more pathetic is it that shes trying to promote her own show so shamelessly by flogging another pathetic show in comparison?!!!
I used to love the hills and didn't miss a episode of it, but once I start seeing all of this and realizing this could be fake it really makes me mad because for all we know Heidi and Lauren could be friends just hiding it really well….OH why don't they just make a show where we know it won't make a difference anyway.
OK people, I can't take it any more. Anyone who is upset because the show is fake is stupid. All shows are fake. Its all just entertainment. If you don't like it - don't watch it. If you like a show-watch it. Get a life and watch TV inbetween you living your life.
the apprentice is boring . the people on it suck. like this girl who wrote the e-mail and is just jealous people like the hills better.
DUH! the apprentice was a competetive full of ugly bitches like you! no wonder it was more interesting. And who gives a shit, really? I's interesting and more people watch the hills then every season of the apprentice put together, so suck it up!