D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G

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Thank you Giorgio Armani!

The fashion designer stripped down David Beckham to his tighty whities for this new Emporio Armani Underwear ad.

It doesn't get any hotter!

The soccer stud is the new face (and body) of Armani undies and this ad will be coming to a billboard near you.

Be careful. We don't want any accidents caused while driving and staring at Becks' crotch!

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 12:30 pm / Email this »

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Molly says – reply to this

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Holy Crap…is that real?
MELi says – reply to this

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FIRST && HOTT!
britt says – reply to this

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i seriously can't stop staring
Silly says – reply to this

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He is so hot. I would totally do him
Ann says – reply to this

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Words cannot describe this. WOW!
Daren says – reply to this

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he's so damn hot!!!
Silly says – reply to this

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He is so hot. I would totally do him
asdf says – reply to this

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second
Stacy says – reply to this

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WHO CARES….
Coralizzle says – reply to this

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Wow, now THAT makes me proud to be British!!
Walt Whiteman says – reply to this

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why not have a hot african american woman as the model? mmmm. hot.
Hugo says – reply to this

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Buen cuerpo.
oh no says – reply to this

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meh
maryann says – reply to this

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uh… wow!… though it does look like he is using a sock…
Danni says – reply to this

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Photoshop does wonders…
Lyla says – reply to this

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YUM!
omg says – reply to this

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

is that a sock?
s says – reply to this

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yum.
ashleigh says – reply to this

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haaha wow
FABIO says – reply to this

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THOSE SHORTS SURE DO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE STUFFED!!!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Caitlyn says – reply to this

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Holy crap. I just dropped my coffee
Poor Becks! They had to stuff his shorts! says – reply to this

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Its always sad when a man insists on stuffing his shorts
Scott says – reply to this

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Yummy yummy screw screw!
Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this

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oh my holy shit.
wow.
i haven't ever cared about David Beckham UNTIL NOW.
Silvana says – reply to this

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I just pissed my pants LOL
WOWZA says – reply to this

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Nice soccer balls. I wanna play!
parker says – reply to this

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dear Perez,

this is much better than something about rumer willis!

and actually, i think his body is disgusting. I don't think he would be comfy to cuddle with…haha do you?

XOXO, Parker
Momma T says – reply to this

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LOOKS LIKE A POTATO STUFFED IN THERE??? OH MY
Nat says – reply to this

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THAT IS FUGGIN' HAWT!!!!
Melissa says – reply to this

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Delish! It's the real deal people. Google is nude pics, absolutely yummy!
Melissa says – reply to this

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Delish! It's the real deal people. Google is nude pics, absolutely yummy!
illitewrite says – reply to this

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First bitches! L0L i'm not lame.

His face is odd.
NICE... says – reply to this

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Nice soccer balls. I wanna play!
erica says – reply to this

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whatta a package!!!!
joehawkins says – reply to this

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my god that man is beautiful…
Regis says – reply to this

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Perez, why didn't you make a move for Beckham's crotch when you met him the other day at Mel C's concert??
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Or is this more than you can handle????!!!
tonya says – reply to this

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Damn! Thank you, Perez. It's an early Christmas present. It's official, Victoria Beckham is the luckiest bitch on the planet.
amy beth says – reply to this

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dammmmmmmmmn. posh is one luckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky woman. *gasps & faints*
vanessa laine bryant says – reply to this

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oh, please… I can't comment on his paqckage, but his torso does not look that way. Yes, I've seen him play and take off his shirt. His body does not even look close to this photo shopped pic! Plus he's very pale and short. He used to be cute, but is not wrinkled beyond his age…. He has not aged well. And before you jump on me- I loooooooooove Becks and always will. Just was a little disapointed when I saw him 2 months ago…
Amber says – reply to this

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Whoa! Hello Monday, this will motivate me all week! luv u Perez, thanks.
Jen says – reply to this

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Now I know why Posh calls him Goldenballs!
Bubbles says – reply to this

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Thank you thank you thank you thank you! yummy yummy screw is right!
Becky says – reply to this

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OH MY GOSH HE IS SOOOOO HOT & GORGEOUS I WANT HIM ALL TI MY SELF, I LOL ONLY IN MY DREAMS CAN I HAVE HIM. DAMN HE IS HOT & HIS WIFE IS HOT TOO, I WOULD DO HER. MMMMMM YUMMY
Sana says – reply to this

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Just because of this photo I am going to buy some Armani briefs for my boyfriend - who doesn't exist yet… so my future boyfriend.

David Beckham… gorgeous.
mmmmm says – reply to this

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OH-EM-GEE!!!! he is so f*ckng hot!!! i would die just to lay on top of him! mmmmmmmmmm!
Dragana Beckham says – reply to this

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Love this guy! He is truly one of the hottest guys out there!
Gotta love those soccer players!!
Posh needs to go away though.. gross
Kacky says – reply to this

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Yah, nothing sexier than a cheating husband.
Annelise says – reply to this

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Now we understand why so many people HATE Victoria Beckham…pure jealousy!! What a gorgeous specimen of a man!! Looks better than the statue of David in Florence!!
Sheena says – reply to this

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oh my god….Look at his balls!
Leslie says – reply to this

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Stuffed or not, who cares, he is hot! Would so throw him on the floor…
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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Re: vanessa laine bryant –

Obviously you haven't seen Becks in person based on your description lol. He is 6 feet tall…you call that short? I saw him play at Old Trafford and trust me he looks even better in person. Stop hating and typing fabricated rubbish!
Ohhy Jones says – reply to this

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You know that he isn't that buff the photoshopping is top notch. Plus, the black and white photo gives it that "I pump alot of iron" look.
nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this

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NICE NUTS!!!
Sarah says – reply to this

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OMFG Perez PLEASE tell me where I can find that picture……HOT HOT HOT
Ruzica says – reply to this

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Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you find this picture? I have about 10 his fansites and no one of them have this photo! I adore him! My perfect baby! Thanks soooo much for this pic!
elizabeth says – reply to this

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sweet mother of mercy!!!!!! there IS a god
Homolicous says – reply to this

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YUM!
Perez says – reply to this

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#1) I would like that whole package and lick those golden balls. I would deep throat that delicious big throbbing dick and jerk him and lick him at the same time.
#2) I would sit right on top of that big dick and ride it so hard and moan, scream until I came all over his dick, dripping. I would continue to ride him and watch him cum so hard, right in me…
meh says – reply to this

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Good photo. You can't see his twiggy arms!
Oh my gawd!! says – reply to this

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Holy shit….

Nice damn everything.
I am totally using this photo in my spank bank.
Me says – reply to this

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Love them balls!!
Jeff says – reply to this

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wow he wishes thats what his package looks like
Scuzzbucket says – reply to this

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David could so do me , and then again and then once more for good measure .
Perez I demand you post all the pictures
me says – reply to this

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would be funny if he farted
Monkeytits says – reply to this

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He stuffs it! Is he circ'd?
Debbie28 says – reply to this

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I'm sorry but you all may think he is hot; however, I DON'T. I am so sick and tired of starring at him and his ugly, alien-looking wife. Those two think their crap doesn't stink. I mean, ew, he has tattoos all over him and he has that "white-trash" look about him. I just don't see what everyone else sees in these weirdos.
spicy says – reply to this

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that bitch is FINE!!!! to bad he has a girly voice. he probably cries after he cums.
little mama says – reply to this

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OMG. hUBBY WILL KILL me but that is my new background on computer!
SUGARPUSS in the SEA says – reply to this

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ALL BALLS no MEAT = SAD FROWNY FACE
Mrs.Butler says – reply to this

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Are you kidding me????? All you REAL WOMEN, check out the previous picture……now there's something to die for…………..
King Leo, The Stranger, The Phantom, Creedy, etc. etc.
P.S. I Love the Butler……………..
eve says – reply to this

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i just threw up in my mouth
OMG says – reply to this

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If his dick is really that big…Victoria is one really lucky bitch lol
Blush says – reply to this

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He makes a dark girl blush.
right.... says – reply to this

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Everyone knows guys packages look like perfectly round oranges smashed up in briefs..lol soo fake.
pj says – reply to this

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AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH

AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH

AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH AIRBRUSH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stary says – reply to this

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Holy Shit that FUCKING HOT! I just can't believe he loves Posh, she is nasty and he is hot. DAMN
bonnie says – reply to this

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Although he is the hotness, his chest does not look like this. I find him very attractive but his pecs are smaller and his nipples are further in. Don't ask me why I have noticed this, I just have. Photoshop, anyone??
cathy says – reply to this

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Ugh - is there no depths this man will not go to show off his body???? It is a sock in there = how gross. He is beginning to look like a robot just like his wife. I am sure he botoxed his face.
QUINCYGIRL says – reply to this

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THAT'S HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cathy says – reply to this

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I feel sorry for his boys, especially brooklyn who is the oldest, can u imagine how he wll feel seeing his dad on billboards looking like a woman spreading his legs, please, u and ur wife remember u have kids and stop doing this - it is nauseating.
mc says – reply to this

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Saw his nude pic, uncircumsized peen…..SO GROSS and DIRTY!
charlotte says – reply to this

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I have to say Victoria is one incredibly LUCKY LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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Eurgh. That man is completely and utterly devoid of anything approaching sexiness. Sure, he's pretty, but to paraphrase Gertude Stein - there's no THERE there.
Terry says – reply to this

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*breathtaking*
Dave says – reply to this

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Re: vanessa laine bryant –

Shut the fuck up..you'd jump his bone in a heartbeat.
Tulip says – reply to this

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O. M. G. GULP.
babybaby says – reply to this

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w o w
w o w
w o w
ding dong...listen up bitches says – reply to this

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Re: bonnie – what century are you from? stop being so naive. every photo for advertising is photoshopped, some more than others. ads make money by selling the illusion and the perfect tool of illusion is photo retouching it's nearly as old as photography itself just more high tech now.
NeverKnowYa says – reply to this

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LOL. You americans are retards. Hate on everything you can't get. Fools!

By the way, nice pic. Good choise by Armani. A young healty european, instead of a filthy retarded american. Thumbs up!
Natalie says – reply to this

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what a HOT BITCH.
dee says – reply to this

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what i want to know is who waxes that guy? no hair up in there at all, it appears…and how can i apply for the job!!!.lol
vanessa laine bryant says – reply to this

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Elizabeth, I have seen him very close, back in October. He is not taller that 5'10. Considering, Posh is my height- 5'6”. He is not tall. When did you see him play? 10 year ago, when you were little and thought he was very tall?LOL. are you a midget and think everything above 5'5" is 6'0” tall? I am not hating. I perfectly stated that I LOVE him and always will. But he looks a lil flabby and not so tall. Stop being mean to people! Disapointment is not HATRED.
alfonsojose says – reply to this

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Stuffed bulge aside, he's hot
Okay enough Already says – reply to this

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Hot body for sure,but come on,Im kind of getting tired of you and your robo wife (she looks like a robot) pimping yourselfs out here in the land of plenty.Boy are you and Posh going to look gross when all the plastic surgery in the world has done all it can for ya.Posh do me a favour,stay home and be a mother to your boys,your day as a young chick are long gone.David you must be the biggest fuckin joke on your soccer team,,your a over paid useless twit.I can,t wait till your kids are teenagers and their friends bug the crap about how stupid their parents look flaunting themselves all for the almighty buck.Man those kids are going to need serious therapy
Neepur says – reply to this

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Dumb as post but shit oh dear is he a pretty.
GAY FROM CAMEROOM says – reply to this

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vanessa says – reply to this

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Holy Man! That guy is frickin H.O.T!!!
Ivan says – reply to this

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He is SO amazingly beautiful. Posh is hot also, did someone say THREESOME!?!?
GAY FROM CAMEROOM says – reply to this

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yummy says – reply to this

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FINALLY!! Something for men to get complexes about… grrr