D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G

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Thank you Giorgio Armani!

The fashion designer stripped down David Beckham to his tighty whities for this new Emporio Armani Underwear ad.

It doesn't get any hotter!

The soccer stud is the new face (and body) of Armani undies and this ad will be coming to a billboard near you.

Be careful. We don't want any accidents caused while driving and staring at Becks' crotch!

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 12:30 pm / Email this »

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Jeff says – reply to this

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I don't get some of the people posting here who are getting orgasms just by looking at this pic. You are lost in a fantasy world & are obviously easily pleased! This pic is clearly fake. Anyone with balls like that would most likely have a tumour. And with briefs this tight, I would really be asking where his dick is. If he sticks a cantelope down his pants, I'm sure the idiots here would be excited all the same without questioning it.
amazed says – reply to this

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Very nice package!!! I'd like that under my Christmas tree.
angel1 says – reply to this

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holy hell. it's a really hot pic,take it as it is, it's not a violation of human rights nor does it give you any reason to start ranting your shizz. now SHUT UP. i can't concentrate on my drooling^_^
ken says – reply to this

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good lord ! I'd definitely wreck my car staring at that billboard.
david-0-selznick says – reply to this

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i want to suck his dirty balls for hours,
Kimberly says – reply to this

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It's not his looks that are questionable - it's his judgment or lack thereof. Only a gay guy would agree to do this shot. I'm embarrassed for him.
Kimberly says – reply to this

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The Beckhams have absolutely NO CLASS!
ange says – reply to this

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so hotttt!!!!! and who gives a crap if he is airbrushed or not… i saw him in real life and pretty up close and he is gorgeous!!!!!!!!
eat it lick it snort it fuck it cunt monkey says – reply to this

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN BECKS!!!!!!! ::instant boner::
ange says – reply to this

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Re: bujour – says the girl looking on perez hiltons sight u are obviously obssessed with celebrities and im sure if it was you being over paid you would not have a problem
mrs. butler says – reply to this

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its a sock.
leelee says – reply to this

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sum frickin package packin'. Shazam.
i gotta suck his ween, like now! says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT! JEEZA CHRIST, YA'LL! HAWT!
Angst Granma says – reply to this

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Blink blink………. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A SEXY POSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Caroline78 says – reply to this

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Watch out Victoria! You better watch out for Angelina. If she sees this in real life, she will take your husband within 5 seconds.
bru... says – reply to this

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slutty! thanks goldenballs
Fake ! says – reply to this

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PHOTOSHOPED BULGE !!!
AlonsoLove says – reply to this

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Holy–I need a cold shower after seeing that.
AlonsoLove says – reply to this

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Re: cutie pie – Bitter much?
Victoria's Herpes Speaks says – reply to this

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WHEN YOU LOOK THIS GOOD, WHY ON EARTH CHOOSE TO SHARE YOUR LIFE WITH THE UGLY MOTHER FUCKER THAT IS VICTORIA ????? ANYONE??? PLEASE??? THAT WOMEN IS SOO FUCKING UGLY WITH HER POT MARKED SKIN, SCRAWNY SAGGY SKIN AND SNOUT NOSE……. IT MAKES YOU WONDER, IS DAVID BECKHAM BLIND??????? THIS DUDE COULD BE FUCKING GISELLE EACH NIGHT AND YET INSTEAD HE'S ROLLING AROUND WITH OLD POT MARKED SNOUT FACE….. DUDE, YOU NEED TO SERIOUSLY RE-EVALUATE!
Victoria's Herpes Speaks says – reply to this

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THIS DUDE IS GOING TO HAVE ANGELINA ALL OVER HIM….. WHEN THAT SEXY BITCH TAKES A LOOK AT THAT SHE IS GONNA GET HER SHUFFLE ON B-I-G TIME AND SNOUT FACE IS GONNA GET HER TALENTLESS SCRAWNY ASS KICKED TO THE CURB…… THEY WOULD LOOK SOOOO GOOD TOGETHER DAVID AND ANGIE, SO HOT, THEIR KIDS WOULD BE GORGEOUS, UNLIKE THE LITTLE SNOUT PIGLETS HE'S HAD WITH CRATER FACE.
cathy says – reply to this

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He is supposed tobe in the states to promote soccer, instead all him and his wife is doing is promoting simulated sex with their photoshoot for w magazine, and now beckham doing this - it really beggars belief that a man with kids, with kids his main fans in the states, would stoop to this depth. This just shows no respect for himself, his family or the soccer fans. It is blatant self promotion and tardiness.
cathy says – reply to this

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victoria herpes speaks - Angelina is not attracted to men who tries to turn gays on, she goes for intelligence as well. Beckham has the intelligence of a flea, and that is being unkind to fleas.
Stuffed crotch says – reply to this

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How fucking sad it is for Becks to have to do these kind of shots. Seriously would you see Tiger Woods doing shit like this? Just goes to show what a shit athelete he really is to have to sell himself almost naked for people to like him.
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I've seen becks play and take his top off, I can tell you now that this is seriously photoshopped. Its obvious that they have stuffed his crotch with socks.
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Becks its not surprising that people don't take you seriously. MEDIA HUNGRY FOOL.
Tanner says – reply to this

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He looks gay.
tye says – reply to this

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i can see the sack. and that's very sexy.
mimi says – reply to this

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yeah,DISGUSTINGLY HAWT!!!
km says – reply to this

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Go, Swollenballs!
Bery says – reply to this

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Oh my my my! That's what I call sugestive!

Good lord! Is he gorgeous or what?

Papacito!!!
Channing Tatum says – reply to this

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He's a pimp.
cole says – reply to this

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I see you all like only artifical things. That is all. Have we heard him talking about helping others despite his getting 250,000,000 in 5 years???
deb says – reply to this

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It is all fake - publicity
deb says – reply to this

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Have you heard him talk? Like a girl
cutie pie says – reply to this

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alonzso love: No bitterness here sweetie! I have a man with enough for everyone. Glad he aint sharing it. Wolf on i love new york……. Omg? Now thats a big dick and believe you me its real not stuffed like this goon Beckham.
sdssdss says – reply to this

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perez of all people i think you would catch this photoshopping. he is looking way to buff in this picture, david is not that cut and not that buff. look at pictures that you have in your archive with him shirtless he is skinny and not really buff!
HANNMANN says – reply to this

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FAG FAG FAG!!!! MAYBE HE SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME PLAYING SOCCER AND LESS TIME BEING A FAG…THIS GUY IS A JOKE, OVER RATED LOSER…CANT PLAY SOCCER WORHT A SHIT ANYMORE…FUCK OFF TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM DAVE
Silver says – reply to this

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I LOVE THIS DIRTY WHORE!
mono says – reply to this

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i hate you victoria!
Aaron says – reply to this

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Fuck Me, I'd Love To Suck That Piece Of Meat Dry!! He's Fucking Gorgeous, I'd Deep Throat That Bulge!
Isabella says – reply to this

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By even signing up to do anything with Armani, he's just confirming his lower-class-made-it-to-middle-class vulgarity. Photos such as this & his wife's are typical of their kind.
JJ says – reply to this

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isn't this kinda gay?
grossed out says – reply to this

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that is so gross.
this is just as inappropriate as the american apparel ads with women's areolas and nipples visible as bright as day through their skanky ass dresses.
this is just as bad as that heinously chavinistic billboard of am app of the girl in tights bent over and sticking her ass in everyone's faces.
i mean seriously … just … ew. you can see the entire shape of his cock. gross = not sexy. just slutty. he looks like a man-whore.
Victoria Kennedy says – reply to this

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he diff. stufffed him self

what does first mean
James says – reply to this

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OK … first of all …. FUCKING PERFECTION. He is the most perfect man on earth … EVER! Now …. Let me get on with eating his cock & balls until he can't hold on any more and he insists I slide my arse down on that huge huge cock and he shafts me until I cannot walk and have seen Jesus. Cannot wait for the rest of the shoot. Christmas has cum early this year.Thank you lord
James says – reply to this

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Re: HANNMANN – Awwwww …jealous baby. Want him to fuck your arse instead of Victoria's? x
Anonymous says – reply to this

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Holy. Moly. Macaroni.
That has GOT to be THE biggest penis I have EVER seen! It doesn't even look like a penis! It looks like a little bouncy ball you get at a dollar store!!!
But damn, he's so hot, I wanna eat him!!!
linda says – reply to this

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OMG!!!!HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT
love him so much
X says – reply to this

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Wow Wow Wow Wow
sana says – reply to this

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he looks hott there but omg
shane says – reply to this

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watch him play. losers
ya mothaz box says – reply to this

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im hotter than him… check out my website:

www.youareallobsessivelosers.com/fuckyourselves

;-D
Jasmine says – reply to this

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dnt give me hope and tell me thats photoshopped. for now im impressed