It's Free!

Filed under: Britney Spears

Britney's new CD is doing so poorly, they are GIVING IT AWAY with a purchase of her latest fragrance.

Poor thing!

Who would actually buy this, though???

2 stinkers in 1!

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm / Email this »

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T@r@ says – reply to this

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Come on, don't be so cruel. Her CD isn't that bad at all. She deserves more succes with it, especially now she's having such a hard time.
AngryVarmit says – reply to this

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No way I'm first!
daf says – reply to this

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tenth!
d says – reply to this

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her cd isnt all that bad…i still feel bad for her
JSAL10S says – reply to this

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1ST!!!!
Lizz says – reply to this

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First.
Bink says – reply to this

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I can't believe her CD is doing so poorly! I think it's her best yet! I love you Britney!!
Reality says – reply to this

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that's fucking funny. stupid whore
AngryVarmit says – reply to this

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No way.. am I going to be first?
tess says – reply to this

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that pic looks NOTHING like her.
Lizz says – reply to this

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Oh well I tried… lol

That's sad they are having to give her CD away. Maybe if she'd stop doing drugs and go take care of her kids and actually act like she gives a shit… maybe…
pink bug says – reply to this

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haha pooooor brit brit!
Bitch, please! says – reply to this

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First you stinking B*tches!

Whatever…Britney had a good run…when will she just curl up and die?
amy says – reply to this

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2nd
Noni says – reply to this

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vittu ma oon ensimmainen buahahahah
Jillian says – reply to this

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Leave her alone! If she dies; part of her blood will be on your hands.
writerjax says – reply to this

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I love the photo of her from 10 years ago.
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. Perhaps not first. But I had to try once.
bibs says – reply to this

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yay im first she kinda sucks now doesnt she………
that_girl says – reply to this

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1sttt she deperate =)
JR says – reply to this

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Her CD is actually very good. She needs to hurry and release another single to increase interest in the disk. Trust me people, it's better than any of her other records.
JR says – reply to this

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Her CD is actually very good. She needs to hurry and release another single to increase interest in the disk. Trust me people, it's better than any of her other bodies of work.
heather says – reply to this

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poor brit brit. . .time to shape up
tanya says – reply to this

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first! wow she looked good back then
nb says – reply to this

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Does she really expect us to believe she looks anything like that picture?
we know what she really looks like, she is a fat, ugly no-talent whore, she looks twice her age, and has a mannish face and neck.
confused. says – reply to this

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who is that girl in the ad???????
are we to beLIEve thats britney?
this should be filed under photoshop awards.
blah says – reply to this

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The only thing she's good for anymore is comic relief.
Kelley says – reply to this

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her Cd is awesome and her fragerances smell good
kandiguy says – reply to this

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Perez you are such a twat for this, leave this girl alone, aren't u satisfied with all you've milked from her….you are such a leech!!!!!!!!
linglingpanda says – reply to this

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its britney bitch. frist bitches
suze says – reply to this

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give the GIFT of brintey spears?????!! LMFuckinAO!!!!!
heterosodomite says – reply to this

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want to come on her poophole.
M@r!n@ says – reply to this

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She looks normal here, but too bad the ad looks looks cheesy.
Kellie A says – reply to this

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She will have to store the unsold fragrance and cd's in the same wearhouse that Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan stores their unsold cd's in. I hear you can get quite a deal on a 200K sq ft space with a 10 year lease. I can give her the number if she wants.
fd says – reply to this

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1fistr fixtrs 1firxt bitches firtis im firtds firtds firtc im am da nly firtsx fists
xoxo says – reply to this

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Her CD was doing good the first week. All her die hard fan went out to buy it and support her. After the first week, sales plunged and very few sales.
Thina says – reply to this

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HAHAHA she's FAT now, OLD PICTURE HAHAHA. And her CD is terrible! You must be an idiot to think its any good. There's no talent from her part, just lots of editing and synthesizing. Good club cd, but absolutely NO talent!! You Britney fans are delirious! I lost faith in her when I realized that she DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER FANS OR HER KIDS!
Caitlin says – reply to this

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I'm not proud of it but I actually lover her scents, curious is my favorite, but I like all the other ones. They smell so friggen good, I also love her new CD, yeah she's fucked up, but when you have good smelling scents, and a Cd you can bob your head to, who cares
laurstar says – reply to this

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aww cmon! after you listen to the cd a couple times its actually really good! you know you like it, perez
Fuchsia says – reply to this

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$52.50? They must be joking, it should be more like $2.50 with a free sample of crab and lice remover and a cheeto pendant.
Ken Holland says – reply to this

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Who is that girl pictured on the front? She is too skinny to be Britney.
cw says – reply to this

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Who is that? That's certainly not Britney's head or body - they superimposed her eyes, nose and mouth on someone else.
HEY BUDDY says – reply to this

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THEY PLAN TO MAKE UP THE SHORT SALES OUT OF YOUR F A T A S S !!!!!!!!!
SOMEONES GOTTA PAY AND WHO BETTER THAN Y O U !!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO NOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR HERO K-FED……
April says – reply to this

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I think her CD is the best she's ever done. I love it!!! It's probably doing badly becasue people don't buy CD's anymore, they steal them off of file sharing sites!!!
MissVee says – reply to this

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WHAT - its not half-price at ROSS yet? Well, my friends will just have to learn to deal with disappointment, I guess.
Wesley says – reply to this

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Its kinda hard to buy the CD when hardly any stores are willing to sell it.
c says – reply to this

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This talentless bitch, can't even write her own songs, her whole CD is the work of other people. All she does is lip-synch it.
polly says – reply to this

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She looks like J.Lo in that ad.
konrad says – reply to this

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what the fuck is wrong with you perez? what has britney ever done to you? why do you feel so much hate? is there something personal involved?

1) britney's album got very good reviews
2) have you ever even tried the fragrance?
pam in evansville says – reply to this

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THIEF….This pathetic creature steals [granted only a $1.39 lighter], BUT IT IS STEALING!!! And everyone looks the other way and thinks it's cute? What the heck is wrong with these idiots…. If it was anyone else who were that blatant, they would have been arrested, AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!! Good luck to the kids with her second hand smoke…
jjparis says – reply to this

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this cd is good, you can't say it's a stinker. she is acting like a nutcase, but the album is pretty cool
kiley says – reply to this

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i actually want that perfume for christmas maybe ill tell my boyfriend to get it online so i can give the cd to a friend since i already bought the cd.

the cd isnt bad at all, really. its pop music, what do you want?
je says – reply to this

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her cd is amazing!!!!! what r u talking about
Britney Bites The Dust, Soon says – reply to this

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Judge needs to secure her assets for the boys future…..She'll end up DEAD or in a trailer park soon enough………..The boys don't have to be rich….Look where it got there doo-whacka-doodle mother. But the basics, food a roof a over their heads and money for school. Though it isn't really apparent how "bright" they will be…..Ok trade school……Still money til they can pay their own way. I really hope she falls on her ample arse! HARD!
Britney Bites The Dust, Soon says – reply to this

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Judge needs to secure her assets for the boys future…..She'll end up DEAD or in a trailer park soon enough………..The boys don't have to be rich….Look where it got there doo-whacka-doodle mother. But the basics, food a roof a over their heads and money for school. Though it isn't really apparent how "bright" they will be…..Ok trade school……Still money til they can pay their own way. I really hope she falls on her ample arse! HARD!
LEE LEE says – reply to this

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Hey!! I actually think her cd is the best she has ever put out…i luv every song n i luv brit brit!! muuaww!!
kylian Dutch says – reply to this

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I.m gonna do this one in Dutch.. why? affraid I would get banned..
Perez… wat een Dikke goorlap ben je toch… Altijd maar Kutten over britney… wat is er jongen ,, jaloers omdat jezelf geen echt meisje bent geworden? jaloers omdat je niet zingen kan en eigenlijk niets kan … niets wat een ander niet kan ,, Veel eten kan je wel ,, anders was je pens en je hoofd niet zo Vreselijk VET ….. ow … en … die cd van Brit,,, die is beter dan wek misbaksel jij ook ooit ter wereld zal brengen.. GET A LIFE….. Vette SUKKEL
Bullcaller says – reply to this

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I BELIEVE they stuck Britney's photoshopped head on another person's body.
fake bitches says – reply to this

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what a great deal. i can smell like cigarettes and red bull while jamming out to mind numbing music.
Forest says – reply to this

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Fuck that, Blackout is really good. Hell it's the first Britney cd I've been able to listen to fully. If she wasn't buggin out in the media the cd would be double plat by now.
lana says – reply to this

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The album is her best one, I was never a fan of hers, but I love Blackout. And you do too, Perez, please dont lie…
GMarie says – reply to this

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Boy you sure like rubbing peoples face in there disapointments.. hope no one does that to you Perez. Have you even met her ? How can you be so nasty to someone you have never met before ? I downloaded a couple of her songs and I think they are great…. would I buy the whole album, no but then I only download about 2 or three songs on an album I like …. me along with the rest of the world.
boo says – reply to this

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I love how it's her newest fragrance but they had to use a picture from 1999. I also love how they released a fragrance called "In Control"…because that is exactly the impression she gives off. She's a woman in control. I've never seen someone more in control of their life and destiny. Wow, I really want to go out and buy that fragrance.
Jenn says – reply to this

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Um, there was an article on this a while back, that is her real body..she is not fat at all for having 2 kids!! Anyway, her cd is actually really good, coming from an unbiased person..I know she has problems but everyone does, so lay off her for a while. She'll be fine soon!
lana says – reply to this

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Re: Forest – EXACTLY! I even like Gimme more now:))
Britney fans are pathetic says – reply to this

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She is pathetic. Using that pic, when even at her best as she ever looked that skinny or pretty. Whoever photo-shopped that deserves a medal. She is butt ugly and has thick stubby legs.
BritFan says – reply to this

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Its really strange that the media is being so mean to her when the media still loves her! I love her CD and I like the new frangrance!
lisa says – reply to this

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actually i ordered 2 believe giftsets last week (i really do like her fragrances) and they claimed that due to an "overwhelming response" there were no CDs left in stock to give away. i downloaded it instead and wasn't too impressed.
it's your fault says – reply to this

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It's your fault, Perez. You put the entire CD up on your site before it was released.. everyone's heard it now, no need to buy it.
me says – reply to this

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WHY IS PEREZ NOT REPOSTING THAT KYLIE SOLD ONLY 150.000 OF HER SHITTY ALBUMAND BRITNEY OVER 1.1 MILLION????????????????

HA HA HA HA HA AT KLYLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
whitt says – reply to this

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Perez, you are fucking obsessed!! I'm sure you've heard that song "love me or hate me it's still an obsession" well thats fucking you. You are doing her a favor by promoting her stupid shit. And shut the fuck up britney fans you can love the fatt ass white trash kid abusing crack whore if you want but you can't say she's having :bad luck" she asks for all this shit.
Britfan says – reply to this

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Re: BritFan –
oops..misprint!!.. i meant that the media is mean to her but the public* still loves her.
Brit says – reply to this

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Im not feeding her addictions. But I want the Old Britney Back!
me says – reply to this

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WHY IS PEREZ NOT REPOSTING THAT KYLIE SOLD ONLY 150.000 OF HER SHITTY ALBUMAND BRITNEY OVER 1.1 MILLION????????????????

HA HA HA HA HA AT KLYLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me says – reply to this

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WHY IS PEREZ NOT REPOSTING THAT KYLIE SOLD ONLY 150.000 OF HER SHITTY ALBUM AND BRITNEY OVER 1.1 MILLION????????????????

HA HA HA HA HA AT KLYLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me says – reply to this

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WHY IS PEREZ NOT REPOSTING THAT KYLIE SOLD ONLY 150.000 OF HER SHITTY ALBUM AND BRITNEY OVER 1.1 MILLION????????????????

HA HA HA HA HA AT KLYLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me says – reply to this

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WHY IS PEREZ NOT REPOSTING THAT KYLIE SOLD ONLY 150.000 OF HER SHITTY ALBUM AND BRITNEY OVER 1.1 MILLION????????????????

HA HA HA HA HA AT KLYLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me says – reply to this

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WHY IS PEREZ NOT REPOSTING THAT KYLIE SOLD ONLY 150.000 OF HER SHITTY ALBUM AND BRITNEY OVER 1.1 MILLION????????????????

HA HA HA HA HA AT KLYLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Douglas says – reply to this

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Either that picture is of Britney, circa 2000…or someone's very good at playing with Photoshop.
little mama says – reply to this

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ok im gonna start some shitz here but oh well. MOST pop is crap (A FEW EXCETIONS TO THAT). brit is crap. some tunes are a little catchy but thats it. its music for kids AND teeny bopers. its not real music its candy coated crap. f**ck u brit fans you are all pop lovin brainless non thinking mutants folLOwers. DONT BOTHER REPLYING BECAUSE I HAVE MOVED ON TO MORE IMPORATNT THINGS UNLIKE U.
Jazz says – reply to this

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I'd shell out $50+ for that toilet water…only if they dumped the stand-in and replaced it with a picture of bald Britney
jesse says – reply to this

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YOUR fucking dumb, that was an advertisement done a week before the album was even sold…..stop trying to cause conflict where there aint any to stir.
ding dong says – reply to this

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Re: me – it just confirms that americans are dumber than brits. thanks for pointing that out.
Wendy says – reply to this

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YOU SUCK BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
marcos says – reply to this

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LOVEE BRITNEY !
Perez you are poor !
joey oey oey says – reply to this

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come on! britneys cd is amazing!! best one by far. if she wasn't going crazy this could be her comeback cd.
KarenFromCanada says – reply to this

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Britney's CD has been doing so badly it was a "Deal of the Week" at HMV for $9.99…even Paul Anka's CD's are selling for more than that! *haha*
Tim says – reply to this

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There is NO WAY that is Britney, she is ugly in reality. She wishes she looked like that, it looks nothing like her, it looks like J-Lo.
You Stink, BAD!!! says – reply to this

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Name for her "new" cologne…….O' de TWAT…..You too can smell like you have been rode hard and put away wet……Just like a has been POP princess.
The scent has the alluring blend of latex, douche, medications and cigarettes…
Lily E. says – reply to this

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I still say that's not her but a great looking doppelganger(?) which I know is technically "her."
Kai says – reply to this

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Re: Bullcaller –

It isn't her face either, she isn't that pretty, she never was.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS AD I THOUGHT PEREZ WAS HAVING A CHANGE OF HEART AND WANTED TO HELP BRITNEY SELL HER PRODUCTS ON THIS SITE! I'M SUCH A SILLY WILLY. I SHOULD GIVE MYSELF A GOOD SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS!!
La Bella Boricua says – reply to this

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Which website is that????? I wanna get it! Probably the only one! lol
Lily E. says – reply to this

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Poor Britney.

I'm not even a fan, but I can certainly say she's going down a road that'll be hard to clean-up.

I also refuse to believe that's really her in the advert.
bella says – reply to this

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her cd is not bad! It's about time you guys lay off, of her!
and this has to BE fake, what site is doing this anyways? Show some proof Perez!!
nancy says – reply to this

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Hey perez go f**k yourself, her cd is really good! Why don't you people leave her alone time to move on to a new target assholes.
nancy says – reply to this

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Hey perez go f**k yourself, her cd is really good! Why don't you people leave her alone time to move on to a new target assholes.
Anna says – reply to this

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Maybe the cd would do better if there actually was a popstar with it, right now, it's just a cd with no artist behind it…no wonder nobody wants to buy it..
danielle says – reply to this

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the perfume actually smells pretty good..
ming says – reply to this

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shes holding a bird?

and why do they write first? whats the point of that