Not So Posh

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Victoria Beckham styled Jack Nicholson for this week's issue of Parade magazine. Apparently she's a "big fan" of his.

And here are the results!

Thoughts?????

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 5:58 pm / Email this »

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Ellie says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!! Norway rocks…
mmhmm says – reply to this

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he looks ravishing. simply mayjah.
J says – reply to this

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eww
Jen says – reply to this

4

really what else are you going to dress him in
Anal Itching says – reply to this

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He looks good for a 70 year old Grandpa!!!
Blackout_Boy says – reply to this

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1st

VICTORIA HAS NICE MUSIC AND REALLY CAN SING
rory says – reply to this

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i looovoe vicky b!
why does she like that old man!
pink_tulips says – reply to this

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nothing special
Laura says – reply to this

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I think he looks great! Very classy… she has good taste!
Bndgk4L says – reply to this

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1st?!?!? 2nd?!?!?! 53rd?!?!?!?!
Bndgk4L says – reply to this

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1st?!?!? 2nd?!?!?! 53rd?!?!?!?!
Chris Liebhart says – reply to this

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Jack is cool. You're not so cool.
Randiii says – reply to this

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FIIIRST!!!!!!!
diana says – reply to this

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3th!!!
dalida says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erin says – reply to this

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I think Jack looks great!! He's almost 70, too…and a great actor.
Chu says – reply to this

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he looks a bit ridiculous,
but i'd forgive him even if he put on a tutu (:
that's how genius he is.
Cheeky! says – reply to this

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Grey hat with that coat? He looks like a bank manager in that tie and suit…and spats should stay in the 1930s. Horrid. Poor Jack.
ciinderellabiitch says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!
Chloe says – reply to this

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nothing special
Chloe says – reply to this

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nothing special
ciinderellabiitch says – reply to this

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i like it…but the white socks are a DEFINATE nogo
ginny says – reply to this

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not exactly groundbreaking fashion wise is it? suit and overcoat - seriously, my 4 year old could have come up with that!
Jack Spice says – reply to this

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He looks good, for a fossil. She did a good job.
briana says – reply to this

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i think he looks very dapper–like old-Hollywood dapper! congrats to Posh!
I know says – reply to this

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He looka lika leprechan!
bunny says – reply to this

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17th!!!! Beat that!
me says – reply to this

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HE sure looks good. I can't help but wonder what the temperature was during the shoot and if the jacket was really a nescesary piece! Looks kind-of odd…especially the "action" shots!
bonni says – reply to this

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i think it is fab.
she made the old goat look great.
i like her more every day.
jailya says – reply to this

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I think she did a great job. He looks very together
jailya says – reply to this

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I think she did a great job. He looks very together.
Shannon says – reply to this

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Wow….. What talent. She put jack in a suit and combed what's left of his hair. Like, wow again. That takes such talent.
Nanina says – reply to this

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i like it he reminds me of frank sinatra, rat pack… and a little bit sam brown from csi las vegas classy, stylish… luxurious, but kinda cheeky though. good job vicky.
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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Can't believe he was all over screwing so many women. They only went to bed with him cause he's famous… cause he's basically always been really fugly.
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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Can't believe he was all over screwing so many women. They only went to bed with him cause he's famous… cause he's basically always been really fugly.
lalala says – reply to this

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WOW!!! A MAN IN A SUIT. WELL DONE UGLY VICKY B
Caron says – reply to this

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She "styled" him..he's wearing a fucking suit! How much styling does that need?
Kate says – reply to this

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He needs to lose the cape and the hat.
Lisa says – reply to this

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It works!
sheena says – reply to this

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um…she did something?
g. says – reply to this

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Why must we keep reading about this untalented, unfamous, uninteresting twig. No one in the U.S. cares about her, seriously. And I don't mean this to be harsh but it's so obvious that only the bloggers and gossip media are interested in Posh. Normal people don't find her glamourous or cool or mayjah! Please stop forcing her down our throats …

And obviously she is not a Jack Nicholson fan. He looks nothing like himself. Why dress up 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' and "Here's Johnny" to look like Fred Astaire. She didn't even know who he was!!!
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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Quite dapper! I think she did a great job - he looks better than I've seen him look in a long time.
karl says – reply to this

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how BLAH is that? she didn't even work some color into it. I couldve done that.
Forever The Man says – reply to this

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HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE'S
JACKY!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
LOVE ME SOME JACK.
the mama says – reply to this

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i think he looks extremely handsome! great job to her!! i read that article and loved his honesty.
she said what? says – reply to this

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Why is he wearing white gym socks? Couldn't she put him in some dark trouser socks?
Aimée says – reply to this

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#46, they're tuxedo socks. I think he looks ravishing, but it's nothing any other stylist wouldn't be able to do.
Charlene says – reply to this

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It's no secret that her fav role he played was The Joker
Russ says – reply to this

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Jack does not give a crap what anyone thinks~…

He's having fun and that's all that matters…
Kate says – reply to this

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I think he looks good, very daper.
MomV4 says – reply to this

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He's awesome, and he looks fabulous! He's a Jrzzz boy. A schoolmate/basketball team member of mine lived in his house in Neptune, NJ, and her mother still does. He visits. He's done well for himself, and Manasquan High and the whole Jersey Shore love him!!!!!!!! I went to St. Rose and played girls' basketball. Love my hometown of Belmar! Love Jack!
HELGA says – reply to this

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HE IS SO CREEPY
mel says – reply to this

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white socks??
anti says – reply to this

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may-jah.
may-jah-ly boring.
SaoirseM says – reply to this

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I like it, that coat is very Charlie Watts!
scoutzed says – reply to this

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Re: Kate – That's dapper, sweetie.
Shelby says – reply to this

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That's Hot!
pinky says – reply to this

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White socks!?!…Bad tailoring, makes him look short
Lola says – reply to this

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I think he looks quite debonair.
eh says – reply to this

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grey hat with that camel coat?
Lauren says – reply to this

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I think he looks great!! He looks frank sinatra-ish. Fabulous!! Way to go posh!!
rhonda says – reply to this

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He looks fabulous! Always is. I was one of his many affairs a while back. He is also fabulous in every area!
Forever the Man says – reply to this

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#62 - rhonda says – reply to this
He looks fabulous! Always is. I was one of his many affairs a while back. He is also fabulous in every area!
**************************
LUCKY BITCH - I'M JEALOUS!!
DETAILS PUHLEEEEZE. You can make em PG - or NOT.
Okie From Muskogee says – reply to this

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I love Jack…he rox no matter what he is wearing! Vic B. not so great of choice on her own clothes, but she did style him well.
Lilly says – reply to this

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The interview was great. His style was great. He looks very good for his age. She did a good job styling him.

And now for random thoughts that should stay as inner monologues:

I have recurring dreams about Jack Nicholson.

Ick.
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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I love Jack Nicholson. He tells it like it is, pulls no punches, and can't be trusted around the corner, I imagine, if you are in "a relationship" with him. And I was really surprised to see him on the cover of PARADE Magazine yesterday. He rarely does interviews or television and PARADE seems so, well, populist. As for Victoria, she's just playing a little grab ass for more attention for herself. And I'm sure Jack made the moves on her skeletal frame.
Joe says – reply to this

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AWESOME. Just think of the THOUSANDS of combinations Victoria could have come up with. This one hit the nail on the head: sophisticated, age-appropriate,setting-appropriate, smooth on the eyes, slightly edgy, just enough to make us all TALK ABOUT IT…the socks, the gray/camel, etc.; and the man just brings all of the mundane articles ALIVE with his persona and impending explosiveness !! Victoria did an AWESOME job.
Joe says – reply to this

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AWESOME. Just think of the THOUSANDS of combinations Victoria could have come up with. This one hit the nail on the head: sophisticated, age-appropriate,setting-appropriate, smooth on the eyes, slightly edgy, just enough to make us all TALK ABOUT IT…the socks, the gray/camel, etc.; and the man just brings all of the mundane articles ALIVE with his persona and impending explosiveness !! Victoria did an AWESOME job.
Melissa Aikens says – reply to this

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its very jack, i love it, if anyone knows what looks good its her!
Mals says – reply to this

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Three… three… silly pictures… ah.. ah… ah…

He looks like the Count!
Becroo says – reply to this

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Diddy would have made it work!!
bobdman says – reply to this

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Wow !!!……..she put him in a suit and an overcoat. AND a hat !!! Where does this talented woman get these amazing ideas? ………Vapid Cunt….I hope Perez is paid well to make this trailer trash look good.
Sarah says – reply to this

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Re: rhonda –

Yeah right, and I banged Frank Sinatra.
Lauren says – reply to this

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LOVE jack nicholson. he is the definition of cool…could do without victoria though.
the spice girls are great but nobody paid any attention to posh before she married david beckham. she should thank him for her sudden popularity.
Alisa says – reply to this

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Don't like it. Brown, Black, grey?
No
Alisa says – reply to this

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I just saw Posh on Larry King. Her face was frozen in stone.
Like Mayja frozen!
stockholm sven says – reply to this

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Re: Ellie – Norway does NOT rock. Norway is full of ill-tempered babies who are rather low class. As the Weegies run out of oil and beg to join the EU in the next generation, they will show their mentally ill adolescent behaviours for the world to see. And, whenever I walk thru the streets of Oslo, I am always frightened that I see more Filipina Prostitutes than actual native Weegies. Norway is a 3rd rate country with identity issues and the Norwegians always complain, always lie, and they constantly steal other people's ideas.
bakemeacake. says – reply to this

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what are those pictures is my question- that one on the bottom right looks like he just slipped and fell.
Chantal says – reply to this

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First- "The sun will come out tomorrow.. bet your bottom dollar" What Fuck Jack look like Daddy Whore bucks.. is there a new Annie dvd release in the works!
Chantal says – reply to this

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First- "The sun will come out tomorrow.. bet your bottom dollar" What Fuck Jack look like Daddy Whore bucks.. is there a new Annie dvd release in the works!
chikita banana says – reply to this

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fabulous!!!!!
bahamagirl says – reply to this

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Why is he wearing WHITE socks?
kylie says – reply to this

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She's taken away the essence of the true Jack Nicholson. She has no idea and it's not his style to look goofy. I reckon stick to the hawaiin shirt and shorts. Works for me!
ellen says – reply to this

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The clothes look great, but the silly jumps and ridiculously staged smiles don;t fit him int hese clothes or in this overall setting.
steph says – reply to this

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I think that posh did a good jod with what she had to work with.
FUCKING GAY says – reply to this

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that photo shoot is as gay as perez !
rebekah says – reply to this

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I don't see what's so special about it, he is wearing a suit. Victoria is the most annoying person ever!!! She can't even move her face she has had that much plastic surgery.
Priscilla says – reply to this

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I actually think its nice. Not bad. She was good taste… for the most part. I mean she did marry the new armani underwear model.!
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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Very Handsome, and the 20 somethings should watch out.. but he might want to move up to sexy women in their 30s/40s so they might have something to talk about.. other than sex.

He looks so much better in clothes than out on a boat.. making love to a huge sandwhich !
Lisa says – reply to this

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Jack Nicholson always has been and always will be a pimp. I think he looks very nice.
◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this

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Thiz guy haz CHARM from beyond..if I

ever waz going 2 do an older guy…it would b

him..therez zomething about him I luv..he needz

2 make alot more moviez..♥luv my Jack♥

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starssuck says – reply to this

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jack Nicholson needs to retire. He's a bit overrated. He plays the same character in every movie. He's a woman hater too. Has some issues, always has. His genius left town long ago. Only great thing he ever did was 5 easy pieces and he's been the same character ever since. Move on folks nothing to see here.
Bri says – reply to this

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Mediocore at best. Non-original… I love Jake.. and I love Vikky's style…maybe *her* stylist should have done him up? This just looks like my grandpa trying to be "suave"…
Bri says – reply to this

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Mediocore at best. Non-original… I love Jack.. and I love Vikky's style…maybe *her* stylist should have done him up? This just looks like my grandpa trying to be "suave"…
jo says – reply to this

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he looks great!!! nice threads ~ good job, Mrs. Beckham
mt star says – reply to this

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WOW!! She did such a wonderful job, Jack is part of that brat packclub so this is very fitting for him, she knew exactly what to do, maybe she can dress Shitney
funky munky says – reply to this

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SHE PUT HIM IN AN AGE APPROPRIATE SUIT AND COAT. WHAT'S SO CLEVER ABOUT THAT. HE IS GORGEOUS…SHE'S A BOOB (OR ACTUALLY SHE IS TWO ROCK HARD LOOKING FAKE ONE'S!!!)
funky munky says – reply to this

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SHE PUT HIM IN AN AGE APPROPRIATE SUIT AND COAT. WHAT'S SO CLEVER ABOUT THAT. HE IS GORGEOUS…SHE'S A BOOB (OR ACTUALLY SHE IS TWO ROCK HARD LOOKING FAKE ONE'S!!!)
Heather says – reply to this

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He looks fantastic, but that's probably just because he's Jack.
sheila says – reply to this

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i am a big fan of 'ol Jack.. I'd go down on him any day of the week ;0)