Perez Hilton: A Very Jackie Xmas

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A Very Jackie Xmas

Filed under: Jackie Beat

Click here to watch the inimitable Miz Jackie Beat's new video collaboration with Austin Young for her Christmas parody, Santa's Baby.

Viva La Beat!

Posted: December 11, 2007 at 12:19 pm

68 comments to “A Very Jackie Xmas”

Chris says – reply to this

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Loooove it!
I lover! says – reply to this

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All i know is that when she came to Dallas she told this guy standing next to me "look at her face and her makeup…BETCH! "

That was the best compliment i could have received in my life!!!
stephanie says – reply to this

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asdf
kira says – reply to this

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first ♥
Kim says – reply to this

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soo naughty, but sooo good!!!… i laughed so hard i almost pee!!
Suckkkka says – reply to this

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a;ldkjf;al
Leigh says – reply to this

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Looks like my moldy cat on crack.
Jacqueline says – reply to this

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I just don't even know what to say. How hysterical!!!
emmy says – reply to this

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Hott!
m says – reply to this

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..
Ash says – reply to this

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ewww…that's sick
Jacqueline says – reply to this

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I didnt see any dead fetus

why werent there any dead fetus?
i would have liked to see more blood and dead fetus
…JACKIE…it was cool but you should do a skit to go with it in the vid
like some dead fetus and a really old perverted santa. then maybe it starts out with you leaving him some meth and cookies on the table, ect…then u can have blood and tears and mascara all over your face, and maybe a dead baby. Well unless its not one of "those" types of parodys..u should spell your name Jacqui also…
c-line says – reply to this

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funny but kinda scary haha
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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women give killer bloweys!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,PEREZ SUCKS
an observation says – reply to this

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"a bastard child but at least it's white"………….and who said racism is dead?
Robertogee says – reply to this

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Yah! The best! Thanks!
latinamn says – reply to this

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love it!!!!!!!!!!!! love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!Love the drag queenssssssss!!!!!!!!!
Pud says – reply to this

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I did not like it. Liked his/her other videos though. But not this one.
White Pride says – reply to this

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This performance is why I'm so proud to be white.
hammer says – reply to this

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this is the best video jackie has ever done
it is HYSTERICAL!!!!!
I LOVE JACKIE!!!
LeonA'$ GHO$T, yea, uh huh, BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BITCHES! says – reply to this

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At first I thought it was the CAT LADY, Jocelyn "I Am Woman Hear Me Roar" Wildenstein.
TYRA says – reply to this

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I didn't know Janice went blonde.
xsarahx says – reply to this

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lol i love jackie, but this one was a little scary
not cool says – reply to this

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wow. she sure knows how to put on the circus makeup
korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this

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Santa raped me too. (i liked it)
Yuelulu says – reply to this

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that just sucked.
goosedreams says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? quit wasting my time with this stupid shit.
kiwi1972 says – reply to this

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FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
Trav_e says – reply to this

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OMG… I Love It… Couldn't Stop Laughing, I Kinda Almost Wet Myself, LOL JK
Annie fromtheLBC says – reply to this

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nothing beats singing Karaoke with Jackie Beat in WEHO!!
I love this bitch!! Thanks for posting it perez!!!
datgirl says – reply to this

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LMAO!!! "Santa, raped me" I almost fell on the floor HAHAHAHAHA
Rachel says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA!!
Love it! So effing funny!
Eric says – reply to this

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Why would anyone promote this AIDS infected meth drag queen whore, what a complete fucking mess!!! Fuck off!!!
Katie says – reply to this

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I loved it! so halarious! She's brilliant
Kate says – reply to this

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Scandalous and hilarious!
hammer says – reply to this

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Re: Eric – that's fucked up
you are an asshole
Cheeky! says – reply to this

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I wish Jackie Beat would come to London, do it Jacks!
Aimz says – reply to this

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Gawd that's hideous!
Chip says – reply to this

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GET THE DAMN HOOK! AWFUL !!

SHE'S NO RUPAUL..If you're going to do an ACT DO IT RIGHT! OR DON'T DO IT AT ALL!!!
PORTLAND says – reply to this

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FUNNY
PORTLAND says – reply to this

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FUNNY
Randi says – reply to this

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She said to me, "Where's your makeup?" I said, "I'm wearing it!" She said, "PUT ON MORE!" hahahahahhaha….

’cause she's funny. I wear more now.
this just sucked says – reply to this

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This wasn't even entertaining, it was just stupid. I was prepared to enjoy something really funny, and all I heard was this dumb thing that wasn't even smart enough to be called a parody. I expect more of my drag queens. This was completely disappointing. And that music. Christ!
AlexSimone says – reply to this

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Re: Eric – Eric you are a complete moron!! Jackie is one of the nicest People in this world and talented! I love you Jackie!
wowsey says – reply to this

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Re: this just sucked – # 44 I agree. Gross and predictable. Just not funny. Nothing new or fresh here.
meh says – reply to this

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I usually love Jackie Beat, but rape isn't funny, nor is continuing the myth that women frequently lie about it.
dominique says – reply to this

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love it!
Kendall says – reply to this

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Scary….
sonya says – reply to this

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ahh thats fabulous! love it
captain obvious says – reply to this

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"at least it's white".. not cool.
The rest was okay. Kinda cute.
April says – reply to this

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There is nothing funny about rape. ever.
Darlene says – reply to this

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that was f-ing AWESOME!!!!!!!
Melissa Aikens says – reply to this

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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
eric the gr8 says – reply to this

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i love it i love it ilove it i do
kc says – reply to this

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EW

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED ASSWIPE.
AshleyBaby! says – reply to this

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"what we cant say that?" lol funny bitch im gonna get some fake eyelashes for christmas…
AlisaKiss says – reply to this

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LOL!!
SF BOY says – reply to this

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Re: Eric – YOU NEED TO GROW UP BITCH. LOOK AROUND YOU, WE ARE EVERYWHERE AND YOUR PITY LITTLE COMMENTS ARE NOTHING BUT HOT AIR COMING FROM A BIGOT WHO NEEDS TO BE SHOT AND SCALPED. THATS WHAT YOU DESERVE. WE NEED TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND TAKE REAL ACTION AGAINTS GAY HATERS AND JESUS FREAKS
ERIC WANTS TO BE ERICA, THAT'S HIS PROBLEM!!! says – reply to this

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Re: small town f*ck – Honey, he FATHERED his sister then blew his GRANDPAPPY for an old El Camino! AHHHaaaaHAAAAAAAHAHAAA. Eric, as in life, is the brunt of all jokes on THE GREAT PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHaaahahahhaaaaa.
ER-PRICK SUX DIKS says – reply to this

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AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Now see if you can get some overtime so you can pay the mortgage on your trailer, fuckhead.
Divah LaRue says – reply to this

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She is painted! For the blood, mama!
FingerLickin says – reply to this

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HA HA HA!! loved it! too funny
Ms.Brookey says – reply to this

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LOVES IT!
Freya says – reply to this

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To say "female impersonators" are misogynist is a HUGE UNDERSTATEMENT when it comes to Jackie Beat. I've met many queens who are fun, loving, and beautiful people, but if I saw this one, I'd run for cover! The gay man who IS Jackie Beat is REALLY angry because he was born with a cock. It's soo obvious!
Shirley Q Liquor says – reply to this

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That started out funny but turned ugly.
Eric says – reply to this

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I don't really give a flying fuck what you say, she is still an ugly aids infected tweaked out meth user, die in a hot fire you total fucked up mess!!
HeHe says – reply to this

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She looks like Christina Ugliera.
Emma says – reply to this

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THis is COMPLETLEY f**ked up. To make fun of rape is awful. I used to be a huge fan but now I'm totally againt Jackie. Some things just shouldn't be done…THIS IS ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!