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Fergie grabs a chainsaw - bedazzled in pink - at the opening of the Hard Rock San Diego on Monday.

If I were to get Fergie a Christmas present, I'd give her ________.
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Fergie grabs a chainsaw - bedazzled in pink - at the opening of the Hard Rock San Diego on Monday.

If I were to get Fergie a Christmas present, I'd give her ________.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
EVERYTHING!
WHOA I WAS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
WHOA I WAS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS THE BEST EVER IN CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my coq
talent
FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!
a diaper.
first, my cock
mehh
first
a bikini, with matching gas mask.
first
a verizon phone!!! first
herpes. that's hot.
A NEW FACE…HER OLD FACE IS METH-UP
a verizon phone!!! first
a personal stylist!!!!
her old face back
Me! She's sexy and has soul!
a new jacket
SOME TALENT.
OMG FIRST?!?!?!!?! id get her diapers for possible future "accidents" during her performances
first
A bar of soap…that girl always looks dirrty…
BAG…TO GO OVER HER BANGED UP GRILL!! WHAT A BUTTERFACE!
bah
FIRST
If I were to get Fergie a Christmas present, I’d give her A STYLIST.
A sex change.
…the middle finger
A new face and a new singing voice. Ugly ass, no singing bitch.
a diaper
A nicotine patch.
a face transplant
A new face. She's FUGLY! Have you seen her without makeup?! YIKES
a little piece of shit
a little piece of shit
some good music
MY DICK!!! - MICKEY AVALON
booobie
I'd give her a STYLIST AND A FACELIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASAAAAAAPPPPP
surgery to fix that face
"Wood"
I'D GET HER CHRYSTAL METH.
a place to sit forever-my face
A big, black stiffy up the poopy hole.
soul
More plastic to stick in her face….although im not sure any more will fit. FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!
i'd give her a DILDOLICIOUS.
4.5 inches
facial reconstruction cause she is busted as fuck
nicer dicer so she can finally get rid of her balls
a new face to match her HOT body
Methamphetamine, maybe she'll get hooked AGAIN and go the fuck away.
The deep six (okay, it's the deep three…twice!)
I was at the Hard Rock Hotel San Diego last night, BEP concert was AMAZING!
A FACE LIFT!
scissors to cut off those stupid stringy things
A pack of DEPENDS
a kiss!!
id get her ..hmm vocal lessions for shure and a post card reminder her to stop ripping off gwen steffanie o and please be straight forme perez i love you:)
… A SUPER XX-LARGE DILDO THAT SHE WILL USE WHEN JOSH DUHAMEL LEAVES HER FUGLY ASS!!!!
roofies
roofies
ONE DILDOLICIOUS.
a paper bag
Re: METH FACE – My thoughts exactly
a pair of scissors to cut those ridiculous tassels from her lame outfit
some Music Talent..lol
a new face
id give her a spank
my dick
a forehead
Valtrex
Some much-needed female hormones
A Rusty Trambone
herpes.
get her one of those diaper changing tables put in her tour bus.
One
a face job
anything she wants, i love you fergie!
my dick in a box
My d!ck in a box.
If I were to get Fergie a Christmas present, I’d give her Estrogen to help complete the sex change.
a fat(ter) lip.
Why are people so excited to be first? About 10,000 people probably look at this site daily-why make the comment section so diluted?
A pearl necklace!!!!!
SOME ESTROGEN!!!!!
a new face.
some heroin(she cant help herself)
A douche. And some talent.
a dictionary
Fergie and the BEP's rocked last night at the Hard Rock Hotel San Diego opening!!
Semen, quarts and quarts of it…
A Facial
an oil absorbent sheet…shes the female mate to brandons greasy bear ass
I'd give her Depends … for those uncomfortable moments on stage when you just gotta go …. *shrug*
a pair of rubber pants and a box of depends undergarments
a crack pipe