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Fergie grabs a chainsaw - bedazzled in pink - at the opening of the Hard Rock San Diego on Monday.

If I were to get Fergie a Christmas present, I'd give her ________.
[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Fergie grabs a chainsaw - bedazzled in pink - at the opening of the Hard Rock San Diego on Monday.

If I were to get Fergie a Christmas present, I'd give her ________.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
singing lessons…
Meth
Paper bag to put over her uglyface …. the Bitch is a ButtaFace
hard an fast from behind
a punch in her fake face! eeewwww shes nasty and has no talent where's the black-eyed peas?
crystal meth
a new face, cause shes fucking ugly
A Forehead
plastic surgery coupon
An industrial sized box of soap.
a better sense of style and different eyebrows (the dramatic arch is just too much!)
something to deflate that tight ass face of hers
I big ROCK…not jewelry
BITCH SLAP!!!
Some micro-dermabrasion to fix that Meth Face….
some meth
Diapers.
a new fucking face. dear god this woman is such a butterface! fug-a-licious.
class
Fergie was friggin ADORABLE at the ribbon cutting and rocked on stage. She is gracious and classy, that one.
depends
A new pair of contac lenses so she can see what she just agreed to marry
talent