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Left: John Mayer in a vintage GAP campaign. Right: Hilary Swank on the cover of the new W.

John looks prettier!

    Posted: Dec 11, 2007 at 5:23 pm / Email this  »
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    1. Hi YALL!! says – reply to this


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      first and very pretty

    2. Aoife says – reply to this


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      firts maybee

    3. ew! says – reply to this


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      ew@

    4. ew says – reply to this


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      EW!

    5. ash says – reply to this


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      ewwww

    6. Htothe I says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHA NicE :)

    7. 201bitches says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    8. fugly says – reply to this


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      eww hilary is fugly.
      bleh, gross.

    9. MELISSA! says – reply to this


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      John looks WAY prettier.

    10. Yo says – reply to this


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      Whoa!

    11. Perez Bitch says – reply to this


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      WHO IS THE WOMAN?????

    12. querida says – reply to this


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      OMG TOO FUNNY!

    13. Jeff says – reply to this


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      I saw that pic of john at the gap, and i freaked out. I was like… "I bet they posted that pic becuase of Perez"

    14. loser says – reply to this


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      they don't look at all alike

    15. demanda says – reply to this


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      ha, john DOES look prettier. Hilary Swank does have kind of a manly face. That's why she was in Boys Don't Cry.

    16. Please First? says – reply to this


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      C'MON???

    17. ash says – reply to this


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      FIRST bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

    18. Dick Dicksdale says – reply to this


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      John Mayer = Huge Pussy /

      Hilary Swank = She-Male /

      Perez = Bloated Sperm Whale

    19. annoying dick says – reply to this


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      john looks like he needs slapped with a closed fist

    20. Shmucker says – reply to this


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      No way dude Swank is gorgeous! My team!

    21. tama-rama says – reply to this


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      what does first mean? like first to leave a comment?

    22. Hyde says – reply to this


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      I don't understand how anyone can think Hilary Swank is remotely feminine. No matter how much someone tries to slut her up, she looks like a guy. Give it up!

    23. maryann says – reply to this


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      Re: Jeff –

      Uh, WRONG… John Mayer SHOT that photo for GAP… and the picture was release, and Perez posted it. I saw the photo before Perez had originally posted it.

    24. MizzLaLa says – reply to this


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      HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHA

    25. Jori says – reply to this


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      What?! Hilary is so pretty!! Butch is in! Loving her!

    26. momma scandalous says – reply to this


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      well, i was gonna say she and natalie portman (when looking at this pic)…but i still giggle at the mayer joke.

    27. jane says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE ASHTON KUTCHER!

    28. das says – reply to this


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      Hilary Swank is gorgeous.

    29. kristyn says – reply to this


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      so what
      everyone knows shes always had that kinda pretty "handsome" in a good way face!
      she still looks good. and john is nothing specical-we've just got used to seeing his face
      she looks better

    30. swissmiss says – reply to this


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      Swank is all bones and teeth. Too much milk as a child?

    31. francisco says – reply to this


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      WTF is ur problem with HS? she is not only a terrrific actress, she is a very good looking woman, who happens to be clean, does not do drugs or booze around town. get ur critics and shove´em up ur ass, fat bastard

    32. Pris says – reply to this


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      Natalie Portman should be worried.

    33. Kabokoom says – reply to this


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      Re: Dick Dicksdale –

      Fuck off. John and Hilary are 100% prettier than your ugly worthless self. And Perez is better than you.

    34. emma says – reply to this


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      he is beautiful ahh

    35. ordinaryboy says – reply to this


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      im enough 2 c ur shity pics we ur fucking gay and u like knobs in ur whole

    36. lil miss breezy says – reply to this


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      you're wrong for that. she's a terrific actress!

    37. kristy says – reply to this


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      she is so manly and gross ugh

    38. daniel says – reply to this


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      are you sure he just didnt get his tattoo removed? i think theyre both him.

    39. ivana jercough says – reply to this


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      John mayer is ugly as th esits on a fat whore's asshole. Hilary, on the other hand, is one hot bitch.

      I would do anything to slip my 9" throbbing member into her steamy wet vagina while my balls slap againster her ass.

    40. n2 says – reply to this


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      Re: Hi YALL!! – These two look like twin fuglies…

    41. n2 says – reply to this


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      This is the funniest separated at birth pic I have seen on here. They both look like fraternal twins, but the girl is the guy, what>?? They both fugly…lol @my wonderful wit.

    42. Heather says – reply to this


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      hilary swank rocks and she's gorgeous

    43. Jay says – reply to this


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      The picture of John Mayer is inverted because his tatoo is backwards.
      It should read SRV not VRS.
      John is still prettier though,

      J.

    44. pooltop says – reply to this


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      How much does John Mayer's publicist pay Perez every week to mention John Mayer. I mean, let's look at the facts. He's a singer. A mediocre singer. With a very limited fan base. And he's kind of like so 2002. Yet Perez mentions him every single week for one reason or another even if he has to make something up. He's not a celebrity, he's a dude with a guitar. Nobody really gives a shit.
      So perez…quit selling out and quit taking money from Mayer's publicist to keep putting his mug all over your site. It makes me dislike him more.
      Again, he's not a celebrity, he has nothing to do with hollywood or entertainment really. Quit selling out, perez. It's starting to show just a little too hard when you bend over backwards (or forward) to find some excuse to keep putting photos of him (usually the same one over and over) on your site every week. BLAH.
      You take money from Britney and John Mayer to help promote them…otherwise people would have forgotten about both years ago. Sigh.

    45. jmrocks says – reply to this


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      Re: pooltop –
      you've clearly never seen him live.

    46. toadflaxxed says – reply to this


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      Hilary does NOT have a giant mannish-chin-butt like Meyer. He is SO B O R I N G. At least she's somewhat interesting. And the reason for Perez HAVING to mention Meyer every few days is that Perez wants to bone him.

    47. RayRay says – reply to this


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      I have been saying for years that she was a man!

    48. sexi says – reply to this


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      she's hot, don't hate.

    49. Mrs.Butler says – reply to this


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      Wow!! Her scar doesn't show at all!! What scar, you ask??? The scar from the suspenders she got in the face when her co-star (Gorgeous Gerard Butler) slipped his suspender and it flew across and hit her in the face. Can't wait to see that, or, for that matter, Gerard Butler in boxers, hubba, hubba (better without boxers), yow!!!

    50. Sadi says – reply to this


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      I've always said he looks gay in that picture. The tats even look gay, what dude puts another dude's name on his body? could it be who John made your body is a wonderland for?. He needs to just come out already.

    51. cat says – reply to this


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      this woman won an oscar for playing a convincing boy "Boys don't cry"-a moving story about a gay woman. As a gay man how can you call her boring?!

    52. Hammer says – reply to this


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      I wonder if you think John is prettier because your… oh, I don't know… GAY!

    53. Jessy says – reply to this


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      Re: pooltop –
      Uhhhh, && your the one to talk?!
      He's amazing…. he has talent, unlike most rappers / R&B artist who just have a recording studio && a mixing board….
      He's great, && Perez posts whatever he wants about whoever he wants.
      Just because you don't like John doesn't mean you have to go on this long rant about it.
      Most people probably don't like you!

    54. chicketa says – reply to this


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      Um just b/c 2 people are in the same position does NOT mean that they look alike douche-bag… LOL

    55. Shellie says – reply to this


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      skank is fugly.

    56. prossk says – reply to this


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      Ms Hillary Skank, I am not feeling her at all. Ever since she cheated on and then left her husband ( Mr Lowe ) I can't stand to watch her in anything. What a phony, skank. Even the PR for Locks of Love, can't help her.

    57. Hazelwood says – reply to this


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      Hilary Swank is WAY prettier than John Mayer.

    58. canadiankiwi says – reply to this


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      perez, you are really pissing me off lately. taking shots at hillary swank? please. waste your time on people who deserve the insults…the Justin Timberlake, perhaps?

    59. canadiankiwi says – reply to this


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      perez, you are really pissing me off lately. taking shots at hillary swank? please. waste your time on people who deserve the insults… Justin Timberlake, perhaps?

    60. Natalia says – reply to this


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      I can honestly say that after seeing Boys Don't Cry, I will never look at Hilary Swank the same way…

    61. k says – reply to this


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      stop hating on hilary– she looks fierce

    62. ashes` says – reply to this


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      no kidding; hilary looks like a man

    63. cameron diaz says – reply to this


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      HIS HAIR TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE THE GEL SCENE IN MY MOVIE 'THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY'

      ****insert trucker laugh****

    64. jb says – reply to this


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      Swank is georgous!!!!!

    65. Ant says – reply to this


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      It isn't a vintage Gap ad Dumbass….it in the Gap stores currently…get your facts straight.

    66. EWWWWWWW! says – reply to this


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      OMMMMMMMG look it's Superdouche!

    67. AshleyBaby! says – reply to this


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      john mayer is a hot piece!

    68. amanda says – reply to this


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      Hilary looks better. Her cheek boes look great, johns don't.
      John looks tired - look under his eyes!! and he is in black and white which normally makes you better. His hair looks stupid aswell.

    69. Carolina says – reply to this


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      cam diaz lol

    70. slammer says – reply to this


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      I just love that girl with those big ole teeth of hers

    71. tina says – reply to this


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      Let's be honest Hillary Swank is a "UGLY WOMAN" HER TEETH HAVE FANGS, I GUESS U COULD SAY SHE LOOKS LIKE A FISH A BIG FISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    72. Mane Man says – reply to this


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      Hillary Swank looks like a Horse! Nay-gative on her being sexy.

    73. MJ says – reply to this


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      hahahaa!this is hilarious..john looks like a homo and hilary is scary when she smiles

    74. Vivian says – reply to this


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      Re: pooltop – YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT. JOHN MAYER HAS WON OR BEEN NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY EVERY YEAR (including this one) SINCE 2002 (and yet you say "he's so 2002" and untalented) TOO BAD THEY DON'T HAND OUT "ASSWIPE DOUCHEBAG" AWARDS EVERY YEAR SO YOU COULD FEEL LIKE A WINNER ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.