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This Is Not A Joke

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She was convicted of drunk driving this past year, and now….

Paris Hilton is coming out with her own line of champagne. For real.

The naked pic of her above is from the photo shoot for the bubbly!

She should totally donate a portion of the sales to Mothers Against Drunk Driving. We're sure she will.

Right?

    Posted: Dec 11, 2007 at 7:27 pm / Email this  »
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    1. Debby says – reply to this


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      Well…just what she needs. More money!

    2. amanda says – reply to this


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      wow…

    3. court says – reply to this


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      uggh!

    4. G. says – reply to this


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      :S!!!

      ;*

    5. Amy says – reply to this


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      There was a time when all you did was kiss her ass, you know…

    6. fsas says – reply to this


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      good god.

    7. fsas says – reply to this


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      good god.

    8. Ni says – reply to this


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      Expected….***crickets***

    9. Nikki says – reply to this


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      LOL Cool

    10. cariss says – reply to this


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      whose body did they stick her head on-either that or the airbrush guy got alot of work.

    11. Donkeypuncher says – reply to this


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      F&ck her!

    12. me says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    13. RichiePooDeLauderVegas says – reply to this


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      FIRST…eeewww. women's bodies are so ugly-looking. i almost forgot!

    14. casper says – reply to this


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      first!

    15. michael says – reply to this


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      wtf?

    16. GatorFavre says – reply to this


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      1st

    17. k says – reply to this


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      what! am I 1st

    18. kel says – reply to this


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      first

    19. Kate says – reply to this


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      wtffff?

    20. dsa says – reply to this


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      If I was her, I would piss in that champagne so people who drink it. She could laugh at them.

    21. billie says – reply to this


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      what a ho! and first!

    22. ohiowrites says – reply to this


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      cheap champagne. who the hell would buy it?

    23. boothe says – reply to this


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      1st, skank!

    24. ash says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES
      wtf i bet it tastes grosssss

    25. zippy says – reply to this


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      photoshop - her tits aren't that big.

    26. cutecute says – reply to this


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      to those in school: good luck on final exams!

    27. ytumamatambien says – reply to this


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      BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME! SHE LOOKS LIKE MY DOG SISSY IN HEAT…SISSY, IS THAT YOU???? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    28. Kat says – reply to this


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      fuckin' sick!!! give that whore something to eat.

    29. julien says – reply to this


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      Hmm… since when is Prosecco Champagne? Champagne is only made in the north of France and nowhere else. And it's certainly not found in cans!

    30. UM...I GUESS says – reply to this


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      ridiculous.

      and her boobs are def not that big.

    31. Gross says – reply to this


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      I bet it will taste like her ass.

    32. Meg says – reply to this


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      I wonder if it'll suck as much as her perfume.

    33. April says – reply to this


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      wow. paris. doing something…irresponsible!!

      shocker.

    34. Carrie says – reply to this


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      HA! She WISHES her boobs were that big!!!

    35. Brittany says – reply to this


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      I'm sure THAT tastes nasty

    36. Andrew says – reply to this


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      PEREZ — UNLESS IT COMES FROM THE CHAMPAGNE REGION OF FRANCE, SHE IS NOT ENDORSING CHAMPAGNE, RATHER IT'S "SPARKLING WINE." Please don't give this dirty stank ho more credit than she deserves.

    37. Kel says – reply to this


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      Her legs are too short to be hers. Sigh, bad photoshop much?

    38. t says – reply to this


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      am i the only one who notices that her legs are surprisingly short compared to her long torso. no wonder she wears crazy high stilletos. but we know better…

    39. WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?! says – reply to this


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      WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY HAVE WE BECOME IF WE ALLOW TALENTLESS SKANKS LIKE PARIS TO MAKE A LIVING SELLING US CHEAP CHAMPAGNE??!!!! SAVE YOUR MONEY AND DONATE IT TO A CAUSE THAT REALLY NEEDS IT!!!!!!!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
      BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!

    40. mallorca'sgrl says – reply to this


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      please shoot me in the head if i ever buy a bottle of that girl's champagne (or probably cheap ass sparkling wine?)

    41. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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      Nice pic, she looks like she is waiting for me to splooge all over her face, while I slap her ass, that dirty little bitch. Who cares if she reps for a champagne. What does that have to do with anything. Perez you are such a jealous little bitch.

    42. nadja says – reply to this


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      Why would anybody want her cheap ass champagne? I feel bad for her…she's got some nasty karma coming her way!

    43. 4sknfn says – reply to this


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      HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE SHE SHOULD DO…DIE IN A DRUNK DRIVING CRASH…THEN SHE CAN MEET JESUS..HER HERO!!! THEY CAN TALK ABOUT THE BIBLE A DAY IN HEAVEN

    44. Jean says – reply to this


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      Why anyone would call this crap "champagne" is beyond me!
      Champagne is produced only in the Champagne region in France, and it's certainly not sold in cans!

    45. k says – reply to this


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      MADD does not accept donations from alcohal related charities..

    46. Duke says – reply to this


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      Who would buy this shit. She doesn't even suck dick that well.

    47. sarah says – reply to this


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      oh i'd drink it!

    48. catherine says – reply to this


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      photoshopped. boobs.

    49. Jane says – reply to this


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      They have her eyes closed so her wonky eye doesn't detract attention from the rest of the ad.

    50. Why?? says – reply to this


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      Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.

    51. Why?? says – reply to this


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      Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.

    52. Why?? says – reply to this


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      Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.

    53. Why?? says – reply to this


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      Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.

    54. Why?? says – reply to this


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      Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.

    55. Why?? says – reply to this


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      Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.

    56. Why?? says – reply to this


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      Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.

    57. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I thought she was already endorsing a brand of champagne. And Italian brand of Prosecco. She was photographed drinking it on the beach in Malibu this summer. And she was all over the brand's website. So this isn't that surprising…

    58. Miss A says – reply to this


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      thats not gold its the new color of shit
      didnt you hear?
      waka

    59. blah, blah, blah says – reply to this


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      I have got the perfect name…Ven-e-real.

    60. someone says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWW WHY IS HER FOOT SO FUCKING HIDEOUS LOOKING?

    61. someone says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWW WHY IS HER FOOT SO FUCKING HIDEOUS LOOKING?

    62. brigitte says – reply to this


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      that is not an attractive photo.

    63. Paint Me Paris says – reply to this


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      I would totally do her in gold paint. Anyone know if that stuff is "latex safe"? I don't want to get the herps, you know?

    64. Sick of Paris says – reply to this


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      Perez - get over her - the rest of us have.

    65. Anal Itching says – reply to this


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      EWWWW HERPES INFECTED CHAMPAGNE!!!

      NO THANKS!!!

    66. crazylatina says – reply to this


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      photoshoped puta

    67. cam says – reply to this


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      SUCH a bad photo- her legs look so disproportionate to her torso- the photog has made her look like she was born with dwarfism

    68. Meena says – reply to this


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      Since when does Paris have boobs? Remember when she was flat? Can you say FAKE?

    69. atuumn says – reply to this


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      what a stupid picture…
      that's the BEST that her money could buy????

    70. dfghk says – reply to this


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      who the hell is gonna buy it? so stupid.

    71. Kate says – reply to this


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      Her torso is abnormally long. Gross.

    72. another homo says – reply to this


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      she looks like a seal in that picture. All that's missing is the balancing ball on the tip of her nose.

    73. Ashleigh says – reply to this


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      MADD won't accept money that comes from the sales of alcohol…just thought you should know.

    74. wawawewo says – reply to this


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      Cheap champagne from a cheap talentless whore

    75. BOYCOTT THIS BIMBO says – reply to this


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      Please people do not buy her crap anymore!! We need to boycott this moronic bitch. It's sickening that she is so famous for doing nothing. Her family has so much money … couldn't she figure out a way to help others instead of parading her stupid ass all over doing nothing.

    76. BOYCOTT THIS BIMBO says – reply to this


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      Please people do not buy her crap anymore!! We need to boycott this moronic bitch. It's sickening that she is so famous for doing nothing. Her family has so much money … couldn't she figure out a way to help others instead of parading her stupid ass all over doing nothing.

    77. Kristin says – reply to this


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      What did Paris do to make you finally start talking poop about her? You use to constantly either kiss her ass or NOT report the stuff about her that other websites were reporting. Kudos to you, Perez, for keeping it real!

    78. NYC says – reply to this


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      i love that pic..

    79. Shannon says – reply to this


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      this photo creeps me the eff out.

    80. Dweezil says – reply to this


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      Would she just disappear already!!!! Plus where did those boobs come from?

    81. James says – reply to this


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      Well what is the name of the Champaign ? What does the bottle look like ? Where can you buy it ? When will it be out ?

    82. gloss says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez,

      She has never been convicted of drunk driving. Some day she is going to get tired of your lying ass and feed it to her lawyers.

    83. chris says – reply to this


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      hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    84. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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      SHE SHOULD CALL IT

      CHEAP WHORE JUICE

      THE BOTTLE SHOULD BE SHAPED LIKE A HUGE PENIS AND SHE SHOULD POSE WITH THE BOTTLE WITH HER MOUTH OPEN LIKE A STUPID BIMBO THE WAY SHE ALWAYS DOES. THAT MIGHT SELL.

    85. Christine says – reply to this


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      What won't this slag put her name on! Champagne???? Give me a fucking break… I'd rather drink Korbell… that's pretty fuckin' bad!!

    86. malee says – reply to this


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      When is this bitch gonna sit down? She is a disgrace to people with money and class. This is a clear case of excess and ignorance. I thought she was sooooo into the Bible. She is so stupid, she'll do something illegal again…maybe then we can get rid of this random ass bitch.

    87. Melissa Aikens says – reply to this


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      i think she is gross!!

    88. Jill says – reply to this


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      she looks disgusting - like a seal humping the ground

    89. happysnacks says – reply to this


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      What non-crazy person would buy Paris Hilton champagne?

    90. What a joke says – reply to this


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      What a fucking idiot. yes, let me stop drinking my Moet,Peiper,Veuve Clicquot , and Dom to drink this garbage.

    91. Melissa says – reply to this


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      She's disgusting and needs to make an honest living; not buy making shitty albums, starring in homemade sex tapes, and making cat piss smelling perfume.

    92. Candorella says – reply to this


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      Oh dear, looks like Stavros has left her high and dry after too many golden showers.

    93. a says – reply to this


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      gargoyle toes.

    94. KoobieKitten says – reply to this


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      This is an absolutely horrid picture. Her back leg look extremely short and looks like it is just hanging there like a dead weight. Her boobs may or may not be photoshopped, but she is obviously trying really hard to press them together with her upper arms in order for them to look larger than they are, which makes her upper arms and shoulders look huge. The gold face and the shadows on it make her look old too. This is just god awful!

    95. ???? says – reply to this


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      Do people really find her attractive or really find her to be a skank? She's as cheap and classless as "rich man" Trump. Keep yo money.

    96. El says – reply to this


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      Even with photoshopp her feet STILL look deformed. She needs to keep those dogs under cover.

    97. Gwen says – reply to this


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      Kill it. Please.

    98. Gwen says – reply to this


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      oh yeah, nice fake tits. She looks like such a dolt.

    99. OILYASIANMANBOOBIES says – reply to this


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      A champagne that smells like fish and makes you retarded?! Mmmmm nummy nummy!

    100. Melissa says – reply to this


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      When is this stupid skank going to go away. She's a drunk driver, a backstabber, a whore, has a fake stripper voice, is a racist, uses her dogs as accessories, a fame whore, an embaressment to real women, and a dumb bitch. So why do we even give her the littlest bit of attention.

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