This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Paris Hilton
She was convicted of drunk driving this past year, and now….
Paris Hilton is coming out with her own line of champagne. For real.
The naked pic of her above is from the photo shoot for the bubbly!
She should totally donate a portion of the sales to Mothers Against Drunk Driving. We're sure she will.
Right?
Posted: December 11, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Well…just what she needs. More money!
wow…
uggh!
:S!!!
;*
There was a time when all you did was kiss her ass, you know…
good god.
good god.
Expected….***crickets***
LOL Cool
whose body did they stick her head on-either that or the airbrush guy got alot of work.
F&ck her!
FIRST!!!
FIRST…eeewww. women's bodies are so ugly-looking. i almost forgot!
first!
wtf?
1st
what! am I 1st
first
wtffff?
If I was her, I would piss in that champagne so people who drink it. She could laugh at them.
what a ho! and first!
cheap champagne. who the hell would buy it?
1st, skank!
FIRST BITCHES
wtf i bet it tastes grosssss
photoshop - her tits aren't that big.
to those in school: good luck on final exams!
BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME! SHE LOOKS LIKE MY DOG SISSY IN HEAT…SISSY, IS THAT YOU???? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
fuckin' sick!!! give that whore something to eat.
Hmm… since when is Prosecco Champagne? Champagne is only made in the north of France and nowhere else. And it's certainly not found in cans!
ridiculous.
and her boobs are def not that big.
I bet it will taste like her ass.
I wonder if it'll suck as much as her perfume.
wow. paris. doing something…irresponsible!!
shocker.
HA! She WISHES her boobs were that big!!!
I'm sure THAT tastes nasty
PEREZ — UNLESS IT COMES FROM THE CHAMPAGNE REGION OF FRANCE, SHE IS NOT ENDORSING CHAMPAGNE, RATHER IT'S "SPARKLING WINE." Please don't give this dirty stank ho more credit than she deserves.
Her legs are too short to be hers. Sigh, bad photoshop much?
am i the only one who notices that her legs are surprisingly short compared to her long torso. no wonder she wears crazy high stilletos. but we know better…
WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY HAVE WE BECOME IF WE ALLOW TALENTLESS SKANKS LIKE PARIS TO MAKE A LIVING SELLING US CHEAP CHAMPAGNE??!!!! SAVE YOUR MONEY AND DONATE IT TO A CAUSE THAT REALLY NEEDS IT!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
BOYCOTT PARIS' SHITTY-ASS PRODUCTS THAT SHE WOULD'T EVEN BUY!!!!
please shoot me in the head if i ever buy a bottle of that girl's champagne (or probably cheap ass sparkling wine?)
Nice pic, she looks like she is waiting for me to splooge all over her face, while I slap her ass, that dirty little bitch. Who cares if she reps for a champagne. What does that have to do with anything. Perez you are such a jealous little bitch.
Why would anybody want her cheap ass champagne? I feel bad for her…she's got some nasty karma coming her way!
HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE SHE SHOULD DO…DIE IN A DRUNK DRIVING CRASH…THEN SHE CAN MEET JESUS..HER HERO!!! THEY CAN TALK ABOUT THE BIBLE A DAY IN HEAVEN
Why anyone would call this crap "champagne" is beyond me!
Champagne is produced only in the Champagne region in France, and it's certainly not sold in cans!
MADD does not accept donations from alcohal related charities..
Who would buy this shit. She doesn't even suck dick that well.
oh i'd drink it!
photoshopped. boobs.
They have her eyes closed so her wonky eye doesn't detract attention from the rest of the ad.
Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.
Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.
Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.
Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.
Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.
Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.
Tell me why do people support this stupid bitch??Why do they buy her shit and make her more famous? ?I just don't get it … all I can say is .. it's a very sad statement about the mentality of the American public that glorifies some rich spoiled talentless bimbo.
I thought she was already endorsing a brand of champagne. And Italian brand of Prosecco. She was photographed drinking it on the beach in Malibu this summer. And she was all over the brand's website. So this isn't that surprising…
thats not gold its the new color of shit
didnt you hear?
waka
I have got the perfect name…Ven-e-real.
EWWWWWWWWWW WHY IS HER FOOT SO FUCKING HIDEOUS LOOKING?
EWWWWWWWWWW WHY IS HER FOOT SO FUCKING HIDEOUS LOOKING?
that is not an attractive photo.
I would totally do her in gold paint. Anyone know if that stuff is "latex safe"? I don't want to get the herps, you know?
Perez - get over her - the rest of us have.
EWWWW HERPES INFECTED CHAMPAGNE!!!
NO THANKS!!!
photoshoped puta
SUCH a bad photo- her legs look so disproportionate to her torso- the photog has made her look like she was born with dwarfism
Since when does Paris have boobs? Remember when she was flat? Can you say FAKE?
what a stupid picture…
that's the BEST that her money could buy????
who the hell is gonna buy it? so stupid.
Her torso is abnormally long. Gross.
she looks like a seal in that picture. All that's missing is the balancing ball on the tip of her nose.
MADD won't accept money that comes from the sales of alcohol…just thought you should know.
Cheap champagne from a cheap talentless whore
Please people do not buy her crap anymore!! We need to boycott this moronic bitch. It's sickening that she is so famous for doing nothing. Her family has so much money … couldn't she figure out a way to help others instead of parading her stupid ass all over doing nothing.
Please people do not buy her crap anymore!! We need to boycott this moronic bitch. It's sickening that she is so famous for doing nothing. Her family has so much money … couldn't she figure out a way to help others instead of parading her stupid ass all over doing nothing.
What did Paris do to make you finally start talking poop about her? You use to constantly either kiss her ass or NOT report the stuff about her that other websites were reporting. Kudos to you, Perez, for keeping it real!
i love that pic..
this photo creeps me the eff out.
Would she just disappear already!!!! Plus where did those boobs come from?
Well what is the name of the Champaign ? What does the bottle look like ? Where can you buy it ? When will it be out ?
Hey Perez,
She has never been convicted of drunk driving. Some day she is going to get tired of your lying ass and feed it to her lawyers.
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SHE SHOULD CALL IT
CHEAP WHORE JUICE
THE BOTTLE SHOULD BE SHAPED LIKE A HUGE PENIS AND SHE SHOULD POSE WITH THE BOTTLE WITH HER MOUTH OPEN LIKE A STUPID BIMBO THE WAY SHE ALWAYS DOES. THAT MIGHT SELL.
What won't this slag put her name on! Champagne???? Give me a fucking break… I'd rather drink Korbell… that's pretty fuckin' bad!!
When is this bitch gonna sit down? She is a disgrace to people with money and class. This is a clear case of excess and ignorance. I thought she was sooooo into the Bible. She is so stupid, she'll do something illegal again…maybe then we can get rid of this random ass bitch.
i think she is gross!!
she looks disgusting - like a seal humping the ground
What non-crazy person would buy Paris Hilton champagne?
What a fucking idiot. yes, let me stop drinking my Moet,Peiper,Veuve Clicquot , and Dom to drink this garbage.
She's disgusting and needs to make an honest living; not buy making shitty albums, starring in homemade sex tapes, and making cat piss smelling perfume.
Oh dear, looks like Stavros has left her high and dry after too many golden showers.
gargoyle toes.
This is an absolutely horrid picture. Her back leg look extremely short and looks like it is just hanging there like a dead weight. Her boobs may or may not be photoshopped, but she is obviously trying really hard to press them together with her upper arms in order for them to look larger than they are, which makes her upper arms and shoulders look huge. The gold face and the shadows on it make her look old too. This is just god awful!
Do people really find her attractive or really find her to be a skank? She's as cheap and classless as "rich man" Trump. Keep yo money.
Even with photoshopp her feet STILL look deformed. She needs to keep those dogs under cover.
Kill it. Please.
oh yeah, nice fake tits. She looks like such a dolt.
A champagne that smells like fish and makes you retarded?! Mmmmm nummy nummy!
When is this stupid skank going to go away. She's a drunk driver, a backstabber, a whore, has a fake stripper voice, is a racist, uses her dogs as accessories, a fame whore, an embaressment to real women, and a dumb bitch. So why do we even give her the littlest bit of attention.