This Is Not A Joke

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1. HOLY CRAP! says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Like…OMG ….that is so F-ING HOT!!
   that is one photogenic BIATCH.
   It is like no angle is bad on her….LUCKY HO!

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   Few people are so ugly inside and out as Paris HIlton. Rick and Kathy, you really fucked up big time. I heard Nicky is the "quiet whore."

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   Wow, the photoshop guy deserves an award for tripling her boob size.

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   THIS BITCH LOOKS SO FUCKING DEFORM!

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   Did Paris stop paying you, Mario? Is that why you're finally running some negative comments about her? Reads a little like public blackmail in the last part: "She should totally donate a portion of the sales to Mothers Against Drunk Driving. We’re sure she will.

   Right?"

   Is that a reminder to Paris that she should pay you again or else face the petty wrath of your typing fingers?

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   ***crickets***

   ***tumbleweed***

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   can you say sleazy?

8. THIS IS WHAT HERPES DOES TO YOU WHEN YOU DONNOT TAKE YOUR VALTREX says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   AN EXAMPLE OF GOLD WITHOUT CARETS AND THAT IS'NT WORTH SHIT!

9. Nicoke Ritchie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   You could paint this stupid monkey green and she would still be a stinking ugly ho!

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    who's chest is that…it sure isn't hers!

11. Nicoke Ritchie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Find the crab in your champagne and win a year's supply of Valtrex.

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    Her body looks odd from the waist down. When is she going to start doing that charity work she mentioned while she was in jail?

13. eww paris is yucky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    It looks like R Kelly pissed all over her. Again. Whore.

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    next thing you know lindsey lohan will be promoting cocaine

15. Stupid Cunt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Jacqueline – Haaaaaaa! Cheap Whore Juice! LOVE Ya for that!!!!

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    That's sooooo old, Perez! I saw cans of this stuff back in June this year in Germany with her ugly ass as a cardboard cutout standing behind the display. Champagne in a can, what can I say. Money certainly does not buy class.

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    tht's hot.

18. elle05 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN!

19. elle05 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!

20. cortonrouge says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    GROTESQUE

21. joy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i think they enlarged the boobs. nice to see her naked since it's the only talent she got. to take her clothes off.

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    I'm not a huge Paris fan but……she was NOT convicted of drunk driving. Wasn't it reckless driving? I'm not an attorney but I think the two are different????

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    Her toes are freaking me out.

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    What a stupid moron. Half her fans are like twelve year old girls (or boys), which begs the question… who will actually buy her champagne? I mean, she represents everything unattractive and sleazy, so champagne = class..

    Thus, champagne from Paris Hilton = cheap and terrible.

25. Gold Plated Skank says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's the closest this piece of trash is going to get to an "Oscar"

26. rachie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she has had her own brand of prosecco in europe for awhile now.

27. anonymous says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If one of my employees gave me a bottle of this "Paris de Screw Top" champagne for Christmas, they'd be looking for a new job New Years Day.

28. london says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she looks hideous. and there is NO WAY those are her boobs. she has nubs for boobs

29. R.I.P. Skank says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Golden girl drove herself to madness with a silver spoon.

30. jessica says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    to bad those arent her real boobs…the hole pic looks really werid

31. K says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i dunno if anyone has already mentioned this, but she came out with her canned wine over a year ago. is this the same shit?

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33. Iknow says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's hillarious!

34. Drunk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She's a drunk!

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    does this charity have a name? that was a very long-winded explantion of what they do and it seems kind of strange

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    i cannot wait to drink her champagne. I think Paris has great taste. I wear her men's Paris Hilton cologne. her accessories look sharp. She has looked good in Guess? adds. hate on haters. Paris will still be around tomorrow. Ill bet the majority of you haters will still be ugly tomorrow as well. i wish there were avatars on this site so I could see how fat and ugly most of the haters are.

37. shirley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    just fyi, rich has been available in europe for like 2 years already… it's not new.

38. kdawg says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    doesn't that picture look like the cover to diamond dogs?

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    Thats some photoshop job done on her itty bitty boobs..

40. Are you for real? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    It is simply impossible that anyone would admit to wearing Paris Hilton skank scent. You have got to be lying. Yours is the funniest and most rediculous of all the posts here. Congratulations. P.S. In an attempt to one-up you, I smear raccon fecal matter all over my body before a hot date. Re: jkups –

41. Lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Where are her nipples?

42. treehugger says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    paris pulled out a rihanna. but even better because it was in gold.

43. Joannaa :D says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    :]
    i still love Paris!

    and for the idiots commenting.

    +Its called Photoshop.
    +Its not gonna be Cheap
    +and atleast she giving 20% better than nothing..
    +oh and, she doesnt have an anorexic body, RETARD. its called being skinny.