Above The Law
We LOVE this mess!!!
Britney Spears was a no-show for her deposition Wednesday morning.
Kevin Federline's attorney's had tried for months and months to get her to testify under oath. The date was finally set and Unfitney just didn't feel like showing.
The court is gonna whoop her ass over this one!
Update:
Our pals at TMZ add…
One source directly in contact with Britney [probably Osama Lutfi] tells them, "There's a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness (presumably she's looking at our live streaming video). The anxiety is making her sick. It's just too crazy."
That's such a bullshit excuse!!!!
She shouldn't be allowed to see her kids AT ALL if she can't follow instructions and respect legal proceedings.
Update #2: Osama Lutfi is talking to OK! magazine about Britney's absence at the court-ordered deposition.
He tells them - on the record - "She's very sick with high anxiety."
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
Guess The Celebretard
I'm Sick Y'All!
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eww shes fug!
Weak….
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FIRSTTTT
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first!
First.. britney rules… screw court!!
Love her to pieces!
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Umm, I'm pretty sure she and K-Douche's lawyer agreed to something else. I doubt she just didn't show up. How the fuck is she supposed to give a good deposition if she has the anxiety from a million pple following her. GET REAL PPLE! She's fukin human too.
first bitches? maybe?
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the "don't call me latina" actress is pregnant!!!
honestly brit brit-
we see you toolin around, sportin dif wigs, shopping, wearing ridic outfits— you aren't sccccurd/anxiety ridden! you love the paparazzzzzzzz. c'mon gurl. step up.
she could have left really early in the morning, or stayed somewhere else so there wouldnt be this maddness. she doesnt want those kids. poor kids, i feel sorry for them and she should be asahed of herself.
first ??
fuck britters
Leave her the FUCK alone. Jesus. Let the poor girl live and actually go to the things she needs to go to instead of bombarding her very move.
Jesus Christ. Paps should all be locked up. Esp. Perez, stupid fat fuck!
i agree! it's YOUR kids for pete's sake! as a mother, nothing should stand in the way of you and your children. obviously she's an idiot.
Booooooo you crackwhore!! You dont deserve to have kids
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Booooooo you crackwhore!! You dont deserve to have kids
what a cunt
She can't get out of her driveway you fat ass drug addict
Perez go cuddle up with Amy WhineWhore and kill yourselves!
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ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !
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Ridiculous excuse considering she drives around aimlessly every night specifically so a zillion paparazzi can follow her and take her picture.
first and i didn't expect this
Why doesn't she just move from LA ?? It's not like she's there for work purposes… JUST MOVE you dumb b*****
BETCH.
Unfitney cant even brush her yuck-mouth kids teeth… why should she care about seeing them at all?
FIRST BITCHES!!!
MONTREAL RUUULEESS!!!!
xoxox
What? Doesn't she call the paps every time she makes a move, goes to Starbucks, et cetera? How is it now that suddenly she gets 'stage fright' ???
She's to busy cleaning that fish smell out of her twat!!!!!!!
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stop saying "FIRST"
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you look like an Idiot.
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britneys fugly
UNFITNEY HAHAHAHAH!
AGREED! Send her to JAIL!
I am so over this self-destructive oxygen thief. She's a fucking moron.
MORON!
FIRST?
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THIS BITCH IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRAZY! I HOPE SHE KILLS HERSELF!
so what she was prob up bustin lines all night n her nose hurt 2 bad 2 go 2 court…that dont make her a bad mom
fuck all of yall
first??? she's biyatch anyway
She'll leave the house. She hasn't gotten her frap yet today or made a run for the border.
first?!
i don't believe that..
first, second third, 25th?
she got held up at the salvation army where she is a volunteer.
w00t.
ANXIETY DOES MAKE PEOPLE SICK !
However the court should let her do a live video feed to the court
or an over the phone testimony if thats the case!
And honestly I truly believe it is ; anyone who has / or ever had an anxiety issue can see it just by looking at her actions or the way she's speaking !
I guess she really doesn't want her kids after all. I suppose we should now focus on the next Brit/KFed couple. Jessica Alba and Cash-hole Warren. I can see it now.
Will someone please throw this trash into a mental institution before she kills someone or herself???
Throw her ass in jail for contempt or for anything that would stick. Make an example of her with absolutely no leniency! How does no class white trailer trash get away with this crap?
She'll leave the house surrounded by paps for a frap but not to get her kids back.
WOW.
Perez, for the love of God, PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!! You have NO idea what she's going through, you're in no position to judge her. You're pathetic, you keep supporting trash like Paris, who the most idiotic, useless, least talented person on the planet but you keep bashing Britney who has serious mental issues. Her problems are no laughing matter. One day, Perez, one day Karma will bite you in the ass and I hope I'm there to see it.
BEST NEWS EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRIT BRIT IS BECOMMING AGRO-PHOBIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO
Oh please,what a stupid escuse,She thinks she`s above the law and any other human being.
I hope someday the judge will apply the punishment she deserves.And I hope this disguting skank will go away forever.
Any volunteers to put Shitney out of her misery?
SERIOUSLY…when did b.spears become SUCH a screw up….she always looks like she smells.
Mmmmmm-hmmmmmm….PREACH P-Nasty!
I hope she goes to Jail. Seriously. ANXIETY?? Are you really fucking kidding me. I had anxiety too, when the Military told me I was being shipped to Iraq. Did I whine about it and hide in my house and "miss" my flight? Ah…. no.
Re: duste|allen – Please! This bitch asks for everything she gets…She courts the paparazzi like no other piece of shit I've ever seen. Driving aimlessly…."Ohhh I'm scared…I'm lost…" What she should really say is "I'm a worthless piece of shit who should just die." Notice she didn't mind when the "scary" paparazzi saved her stupid fucking ass by paying for shit she steals…hmmmmmm??? Interesting how that worked out. This bitch is plain and simple a fucking whore and train wreck who should be sterilized.
that doesn't stop her crazy ass from going out every freaking other day of the week to show her face. she drives all around the freaking city just to be seen and now all of the sudden she has "anxiety"? please.
Calling the Greek Giant!!!! Please comment!
if she has high anxiety from all the people, why does she live in LA and go out all the time. She constantly seeks attention, yet uses it as a convenient excuse. It's time she grew up.
if she has high anxiety from all the people, why does she live in LA and go out all the time. She constantly seeks attention, yet uses it as a convenient excuse. It's time she grew up.
how can you fucking say she has to klill herself you fucking piece off dribbled piss!!!she needs help,but let`s see if you were day in day out in the spotlights how wouls you feel no life at all.nothing no privacy at all, i feel for her she maby not clever at all but still a young woman with nobody with brains to help herand let`s not talk about her parents they were the one who pushed her over the edge.everybody who want her to die and talk negative bullshit shut the fuck up,until it happens and she really dies yould be ashamed 4 life and you 2 perez!!! find somehing positive about her you have the power 2 do that change your attitude about her and help her just al little come on be a good fag!!!
its funny cuz the other day there was that video where she drove into on coming traffic for starbucks. i doubt those cameras in her driveway would matter if her kids and the deposition were covered in frapps.
There are TOO many Chris Crockers here.LOSERS.
Keep defending this skank only because she is Shitney Spears
Since when do swarms of people cause her anxiety? Britney lives for this type of attention. She obviously has things to hide. She is so transparent.
Since when do swarms of people cause her anxiety? Britney lives for this type of attention. She obviously has things to hide. She is so transparent.
Why should she obey the court's orders when (1) she's already seen that the judge won't do anything if she ignores them, and (2) she's already told people she didn't want the kids and doesn't care if she can see them?
Re: duste|allen –
She calls the photogs before she goes anywhere and then has them get her coffee, fill the gas tank of her car, etc. If I were a paparazzi, I wouldn't wait around a gas station on the off-chance that I might be able to get a picture of Britney, unless I was called by her or one of her minions informing me that she would be there. And there is no need for name calling. Perez is awesome and you think so too, otherwise you wouldn't be on this site.
Oh please. You don't miss a court date, ever. Or perhaps she's just exhausted from all of those Starbucks runs and late night clubbing. She clearly doesn't want to be a mother, so take her out of the problem. Don't let her be one! I am so tired of this over-exposed (in all ways) talentless girl who has blown every opportunity for help or a comeback or whatever. I hope she blows through all her money and then wakes up one day and realizes what she has done with her life.
Take her kids completely away. She's no role model. You make your bed, you lie in it bitch.
It doesn't bother her to go out in public any other time though, she's dunber than a rock!!
OK How many years worth of baby drama can we expect to endure? 1,3,4…18 years.
No show = contempt of court = fines and jail
The court MIGHT give her one more chance but she is realllllyyy pushing it.
I slap her with a $20k contempt citation and tell her next no show and she can enjoy the comfort of the of the Dept of Corrections Paris Hilton suite.
No show = contempt of court = fines and jail
The court MIGHT give her one more chance but she is realllllyyy pushing it.
I'd slap her with a $20k contempt citation and tell her next no show and she can enjoy the comfort of the of the Dept of Corrections Paris Hilton suite.
Hey Perez, you fat hog. why don't you and your stalkerazzi leave her alone, so she can conduct her life in private? you're so quick to judge her as a hot mess, but let's see how you'd like the spotlight as 1000 paps gets pics of you shoving down your 4th comfort whopper of the evening.
you losers are all the same. eating crumbs from the celebrity table, and judging the very people who keep you in business.
so she can go out and get her fucking gingerbread latte surrounded by 50 paparazzi but she can't go to court to get her kids back?????
fuck you britney. you're dead to me now.
DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! STEALING DOESN'T CAUSE ANXIETY???
DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! STEALING DOESN'T CAUSE ANXIETY???
DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! STEALING DOESN'T CAUSE ANXIETY???
DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! STEALING DOESN'T CAUSE ANXIETY???
DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! STEALING DOESN'T CAUSE ANXIETY???
DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! STEALING DOESN'T CAUSE ANXIETY???
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Anxiety cause theres alot of people,hello the girls been jumpin threw hoops in front of people since before she could bleed.
estas horrible por dios brrit ya deja esa droga
THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD. SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THIS GIRL AND HAVE HER COMMITTED FOR MENTAL TREATMENT BEFORE SHE KILLS HER SELF. THIS IS NOT A COMEDY, IT'S A TRAGEDY AND THE LAUGHING REALLY NEEDS TO STOP. YALL SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TAKING PICTURES OF THIS GIRL BECAUSE YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!
oh damn, i was looking forward to hearing what was asked and what she answered
. but i honestly think she would have lied under oath anyways because she doesn't take anything else about these court proceedings seriously
ok i was dismissed here,motherfucker!!!,piece off dribbled piss!!! again, every body who says she has to kill herself are as domb as a pancake!! if it happens whith all the negative bullshit around her you should be ashamed it`s the fucking press!!!how can you look into the mirror then.we all do not know shit about her and everybody loves gossip. i do 2 but 4 soooooo long she has negative stuff going on,it`s sad!! and has to stop,she is young and her parents are to blame,they should not have pushed her look at michael there is one 2 go!,and Perez write something good 4 once in your life!! about the girl,she not the smartest one we all know that but not sooo bad as the press want`s us al to believe,i hope hdoes nor die like anna,the whole world reads your blog,even i i`m from holland,but sometimes you can do something 4 people like you can come on be a good fag about the girl and show that you have also a heart
high anxiety - so did Mel Brooks - If she so bad off, then the courts should not allow her any time with her children - God only knows what she would do. Mayhbe the courts should force her to mental evaluation.
I'm betting she couldn't find her brown boots.
Re: duste|allen – Then stop feeding the machine by reading and commenting on Perez you idiot. She wouldn't be such a draw if she weren't going to all the places the paps hang. LA is a HUGE city, there are many other Starbucks that aren't on Robinson or Wilshire or Sunset
oow yeah and i`m not even a britney lover!!! chris crocker is also a attention lover and needs 2 get help,i`ll hope your life is a perfect one (in the basement) and only some crackers 2 live on,you skanky SLUT!!!! look in the mirror and see what you have there……..ABSOLUTLY …..NOTHING a airhead filled with vomit! whohaa JUST GO AND SUCK A DOORHANDLE
Another chance at media attention, how fucking boring.
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
ID BE MORE SICK IF I DONT GET MY KIDS BACK!!!!!
am i FIRST?
Re: s – YOUR TAKING UP JUST AS MUCH STUPID SPACE
AS THEY ARE, YA FUCKTARD…. WHO CARES, JUST SKIP TO POST 25 AND BE HAPPY, WHAT CAN'T USE A SCROLL BAR, HOW HARD IS IT???
L O S E R!!!
what LUFTI MEANT WAS SHES TOO HIGH TO COME OUT OF THE HOUSE CAUSE SHE PROBABLY POPPED SOMETHING TO CALM DOWN AND ITS CAUSING HER ANXIETY.
of course shes suffering from anxiety… if all those fuckin people were outside of my house and i was harrassed on a daily basis i would go crazy and have anxiety too… let the girl breath… its so sad she cant have any privacy… she needs to like move to the middle of no where in like wyoming or something to get away from everything
She's got high anxiety because she's probably coke'd out