I'm Sick Y'All!

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Britney Spears missed her court-ordered deposition on Wednesday, and her lawyers are trying to spin it like she was too ill to attend.

Yeah, right!

Speaking at a press conference after Unfitney was a no-show, Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said:

"Approximately 10 minutes after her council appeared they were notified that because of an illness or medical condition Ms. Spears would not appear today and consequently the depsition is not going forward."

Girl has no respect for the law!

No word on when the former pop star's deposition will be rescheduled.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:36 pm / Email this  »

    216 comments to “I'm Sick Y'All!”

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    1. katie says – reply to this


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    2. lux says – reply to this


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      Undoubtedly she is sick, mentally ill that is.

    3. jamie says – reply to this


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      wow

    4. alyssa says – reply to this


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      crazy lady

    5. sunshine says – reply to this


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      Shes Something!

    6. sunshine says – reply to this


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      Shes Something!

    7. blaaa says – reply to this


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      shaboobalaboopy

    8. ;) says – reply to this


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      dummy

    9. melissa says – reply to this


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      2

    10. guiltypleasure says – reply to this


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      50 bucks says she's well enough to hit up starbucks a couple of times before the day is out, or maybe book a tanning session with a few of her closest paparazzi friends.

    11. brooklyn says – reply to this


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      first!

    12. k says – reply to this


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      first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!first!

      Britney puss monger Spears

    13. waness says – reply to this


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      Wow, Britney is such a mess. Does she take ANYTHING seriously?

    14. Pike says – reply to this


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      FIRST Ya'll - The courts should just bury the bitch. What a fuch-up.

    15. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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      Britney, GO AWAY!

    16. sunshine says – reply to this


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      am i first???????? thanks brit

    17. Her Majesty says – reply to this


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      She looks like a puppet from that show Crank Yankers, doesn't she?

    18. LisaH says – reply to this


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      Lisa was first!

    19. Brett says – reply to this


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      What an asshole. Besides the fact that she is, exactly that, an asshole, what is it with the justice system that is allowing this to continue?

    20. obsess over perez' "family"... says – reply to this


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      Hey perez! what does your "daddy" think about you, mister man? hmm?
      ** CALLING ALL INVESTIGATORS **
      ** CALLING ALL INVESTIGATORS **
      Please be on the look-out for perez (dirty cuban) hilton's sister (dirty cuban) and his (dirty cuban) "mother".
      OVER.

    21. obsess over perez' "family"... says – reply to this


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      Hey perez! what does your "daddy" think about you, mister man? hmm?
      ** CALLING ALL INVESTIGATORS **
      ** CALLING ALL INVESTIGATORS **
      Please be on the look-out for perez (dirty cuban) hilton's sister (dirty cuban) and his (dirty cuban) "mother".
      OVER.

    22. Nuttinup says – reply to this


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      Council is spelled counsel when referring to legal counsel. If her lawyer issued a written statement then he is an idiot. If it was your mistake, no harm no foul

    23. Chacha says – reply to this


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      This douchebag shouldn't be allowed ANY contact with her kids until she learns some respect for the court. Does she really think the court's gonna kiss her ass like everyone else does? Someone needs to kick her in that blob of a stomach too! Kick her REALLY hard!

    24. Madge Mink says – reply to this


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      Put the Bitch in the Pokie
      Than she will be available
      Also we get the Slut off drugs, booze, and cock

    25. Otis says – reply to this


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      Get help miss!

    26. Sassy says – reply to this


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      First ?

    27. LPP says – reply to this


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      crazy bia

    28. k-dogg says – reply to this


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      stupid chick deserves to lose everything. she has no idea how to act like a responsible adult

    29. MsLuvy says – reply to this


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      sick in the head!

    30. K-fed says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    31. Jen says – reply to this


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      Bitch is gonna end up in a lock down mental facility!

    32. what what says – reply to this


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      Crazy!

    33. Kathleen says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      The hell with Brit the loser; EVERYONE (but you) is reporting that Jessica "Don't call me Latina" Alba is preggers!!! Get with the program dude; Brit is old news and a has-been at that!!

    34. Katharine says – reply to this


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      Please get it together Britney!

    35. fucking says – reply to this


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      idiot

    36. crap-tas-tic says – reply to this


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      Geeze. When there is a court order, you gotta be there. No matter what.
      She better get there.

    37. Lauren says – reply to this


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      All she needs is to hire a big-dicked masala and get properly laid. I can see her need in her eyes and action.

    38. K says – reply to this


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      she's obviously dodging this deposition because of the things she'll have to fess up to. she has her priorities all fucked up… bitch makes 700g's a month and doesn't put a penny away for her children. she should just tell the truth about how she can't handle being a mom and she'd rather be a meth head so we can all stop pretending and stop putting those boys through this hell.

    39. Daniel says – reply to this


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      Hope she gets better. First.

    40. KT says – reply to this


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      she is a mess

    41. eliz says – reply to this


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      first!!!!!!!!!!!

    42. carmen says – reply to this


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      what a kook

    43. jen says – reply to this


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      I'm sick of her

    44. K-FED says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!

    45. Blondie says – reply to this


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      2??
      Get it together, brit…really. its getting bad….

    46. mallory says – reply to this


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      First!

    47. nuttinup says – reply to this


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      Council is spelled counsel when referring to legal counsel. If her lawyer issued a written statement he is an idiot. If you guys got it wrong then now you know for the future.

    48. Cait says – reply to this


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      1

    49. Missi says – reply to this


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      That stupid, vile, immature, ignorant, selfish, worthless, talentless, has-been hillbilly twatface is never too sick to leave her hosue and get frappucinos and run over people though, is she? Fucking waste of space should just kill herself already and get it over with… her career is over, so get on with it

    50. Lawyers suck dirty ass! says – reply to this


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      Good for her. Scummy lawyers cancel appointments all the freaking time. Let her run the show for a while and give the attorney a reason to earn his money. Or her money.

    51. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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      she isn't making this any easier on herself. YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING FROM YOUR PROBLEMS BRITNEY. My guess is she doesn't want to have to face the truth about her crap-tastic behavior…Has anyone noticed that every SINGLE time she doesn't get her own way, she starts to spin out and act like a fuckin baby? how many times is this now that shes been late or a no show to all her court-ordered shit? She is not above the fuckin law she needs a MAJOR attitude adjustment. This girl has no fuckin CLUE what it means to have to sacrifice certain things in life. She thinks every little fuckin thing should just fall in her stupid, bimbo lap. She truly believes she NEEDS special treatment because everyone is so "hard" on her…even when it comes to the law, she thinks she's being "picked on", she has no time to focus on the fact that she is a PATHETIC BAD MOM, because shes too busy feeling fuckin sorry for herself. Go snort some more shit you stupid, selfish pig.

    52. ` says – reply to this


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      Re: Missishut up, black gums.

    53. ` says – reply to this


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      Re: Missishut up, black gums.

    54. over it. says – reply to this


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      Over all of this. Leave the girl alone. I wouldn't freaking want to show up either if a bunch of idiots were outside of my house documenting my personal life to make a buck. All of these people including these websites make a living off of someones pain. She obviously has a lot of issues…that's part of life….where as ours are private…hers are out there for the world to see…..this should show us as humans how fucked up we are…..we get a kick out of someone else's pain and at their expense. It's a sham…..people want to put it all on Britney….but i'd say the media plays about 65% of her problems. In due time Britney will snap out of this all….until then people should just evaluate their lives and see just how perfect they are.

    55. meepaaaaah says – reply to this


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      If she gave a shit about her kids she would have had this WHOLE COURT SHIT done with a looooo0ng time ago!!!! She obviously doesnt want them or she wouldnt be avoiding all these court dates! Any good mother who wanted her kids back would do WHATEVER SHE HAD TO IN ORDER TO GET THEM!! She needs help….speaking of good mother's where is her mother?????? I thought they were on speaking terms again? Isnt she capapble of giving her direction in life??

    56. k says – reply to this


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      i was watching intervention the other day and it was about this mom that was hooked on meth and all the crazy shit she does. and yeah i am now 100% sure spears is on meth. the only difference between the lady on intervention and spears was that the mom wasnt stupid enough to shave her head and walk around in horrible wigs

    57. Clitney Spores says – reply to this


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      Time for every average citizen to rise up! If it were anyone of us in Britney situation…we'd get the book thrown at us! WAKE TO FUCK UP CALIFORNIA! TIME TO STOP THIS BULLSHIT AND THROW THE BOOK AT ALL CELEBS THAT CAN'T/DON'T HANDLE THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES….THEY GOT THEIR HEADS UP THEIR ASSES APPARENTLY HER JUDGE DOES TOO!
      LAME EXCUSE….AGAIN! BULLSHIZ

    58. ♀♀☺♥krazihottkelli♥☺♀♀bitchygrl♀ says – reply to this


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      oh fudge ya'll zhez def not gonna get the big boner tonight. why dat bitzh been hangin round zandziggers and holy rollerz?!?!?!?!?!?! that biatzh needz zome 10 inzh luvmuzcle zhoved in her pooopzhoot. Dang hobag ztop wit the fur wearinz too bitzch

    59. hell no! says – reply to this


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      would YOU want to go out into a bunch of illegal wetback paparazzi??

    60. hell no! says – reply to this


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      would YOU want to go out into a bunch of illegal wetback paparazzi??

    61. hell no! says – reply to this


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      would YOU want to go out into a bunch of illegal wetback paparazzi??

    62. sarah says – reply to this


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      stop saying "FIRST"
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      you look like a fucking idiot
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    63. jen says – reply to this


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      too sick to go to court, but I bet she's out tonight late driving around for hours or going to the hotel

    64. 'ello? says – reply to this


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      'ello?
      "Is this thing on?"

    65. Peter says – reply to this


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      i honestly do believe that a hundred people with cameras outside her house probably can give her anxiety sickness. The paparazzi people are just so nice to her, right perez. If she decided to sue you how much evidence would she have?

    66. minoose says – reply to this


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      Its people like Perez Shithead that wont leave her alone. All the paparazzi want is for her to commit suicide.

    67. finally, "The Truth" says – reply to this


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      Re: over it. – Truer words were never spoken.
      Perez (and all the rest) are making money off of her. Poor girl…

    68. TuLip says – reply to this


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      OK, COME ON AND ADMIT IT. THIS IS REALLY A PICTURE OF CYBIL SHEPHARD! ALL SHE NEEDS ARE THE SIGNATURE MICKEY MOUSE GLOVES!

    69. CrisT says – reply to this


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      Britney are you fucking kidding me!!! It's called the brown bottle flu ya'll!!! If you gave such a shit about those boys atleast show up for their welfare! You are a pathetic excuse for a mom it's time you shaped up or ship out. If you can't handle the pressures of being everything then for God's sake let something go! Maybe right now the boys need daddy more than mommy, since your "illnesses" are affecting you and everyone else, it shows with every move you make!!! You got some serious issues girl don't allow them into the next generation!

    70. jan says – reply to this


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      too sick for court but I bet she is out tonight driving around aimlessly

    71. anal retentive says – reply to this


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      it's spelled "counsel."

    72. scoutzed says – reply to this


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      There's something creepily 'norman bates' mother' about this shot. Definitely psycho.

    73. Mikey says – reply to this


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      FUCK YOU GAY-FED : ) )

      She's paying for gay-feds lawyer, so she'll show when she want to. cough cough : (

    74. BABY I'M BURNIN' says – reply to this


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      ……..POOR BABY HAS A BAAAAAAAAAAAAD CASE OF BURNED ASS….. DID YOU SEE THOSE ROSY RED CHEEKS IN THE EARLIER POSTS. MUST HAVE BURNED THEM IN A TANNING BED. THEY MATCHED HER RED WIG…..TRAGIC! IT GAVE NEW MEANING TO 'HOT ASS' HO! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH AN INCONVENIENCE FOR HER TO SHOW UP AND NOT BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN….HOW WOULD THEY EVER TRANSPORT HER? YEP….."ROASTED BUTT LOIN" AILMENT! WOOOOTTTT!!!!!

    75. BC says – reply to this


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      Of course she doesn't believe she has to follow the law or what the judge says — she failed a drug test, and she's still been allowed to see her kids! If the judge wants her to listen, he needs to slam this moron immediately so that she understands that it is a consequence of her actions. Just like you train a dog, only she's not as smart as a dog!

    76. Lanie says – reply to this


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      This bitch should get her ass beat by some real crazy bitches in jail! this bitch is pathetic why doesn't she just kill herself already?

    77. Stacy says – reply to this


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      I'm sure she won't be too sick to drive to a couple of gas stations tonight.

    78. fucked off kid says – reply to this


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      OMG! She needs to be stopped and helped!
      God help her! So painful to see!
      It's hurting me to my deepest core!
      Ouch!!!!!!!!

    79. Johnny Law says – reply to this


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      HANG THAT WHORE!

    80. kris says – reply to this


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      What is the difference between the media coverage surrounding this deposition and the coverage that she welcomes taking her daily trips to the gas station, starbucks and the Hustler store?

    81. 6o66y dville says – reply to this


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      ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THIS STUPID CUNT!!!!!

      QUIT GIVING HER ATTENTION AND MAYBE SHE'LL BLOW HER FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!!

      I HOPE SHE FOLLOWS ANNA NICOLE!

      YEAH I SAID IT!!!

    82. Please says – reply to this


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      Re: over it. – If she doesn't want the media around her, then act like it…do what other mayour celebrities do to wvoid it: sent an assistant to get your coffe or make it at home instead of going to Starbucks 3 time a day!!!
      Get real…..she lives for the attention!

    83. QUIT CRYIN' WOLF, BITCH!! says – reply to this


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      NO ANXIETY ON HER BIRTHDAY, NO ANXIETY STEALING LIGHTERS, NO ANXIETY STEALING WIGS, NO ANXIETY BUYING CHANDELIERS

      NO ANXIETY ON HER BIRTHDAY, NO ANXIETY STEALING LIGHTERS, NO ANXIETY STEALING WIGS, NO ANXIETY BUYING CHANDELIERS

      NO ANXIETY ON HER BIRTHDAY, NO ANXIETY STEALING LIGHTERS, NO ANXIETY STEALING WIGS, NO ANXIETY BUYING CHANDELIERS

      NO ANXIETY ON HER BIRTHDAY, NO ANXIETY STEALING LIGHTERS, NO ANXIETY STEALING WIGS, NO ANXIETY BUYING CHANDELIERS

      NO ANXIETY ON HER BIRTHDAY, NO ANXIETY STEALING LIGHTERS, NO ANXIETY STEALING WIGS, NO ANXIETY BUYING CHANDELIERS

      NO ANXIETY ON HER BIRTHDAY, NO ANXIETY STEALING LIGHTERS, NO ANXIETY STEALING WIGS, NO ANXIETY BUYING CHANDELIERS

      NO ANXIETY ON HER BIRTHDAY, NO ANXIETY STEALING LIGHTERS, NO ANXIETY STEALING WIGS, NO ANXIETY BUYING CHANDELIERS

      NO ANXIETY ON HER BIRTHDAY, NO ANXIETY STEALING LIGHTERS, NO ANXIETY STEALING WIGS, NO ANXIETY BUYING CHANDELIERS

      NO ANXIETY ON HER BIRTHDAY, NO ANXIETY STEALING LIGHTERS, NO ANXIETY STEALING WIGS, NO ANXIETY BUYING CHANDELIERS

    84. chelz says – reply to this


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      so sick of this bitch……

    85. Please says – reply to this


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      Re: over it. – If she doesn't want the media around her, then she should act like it…do what other mayor celebrities do to avoid it: send an assistant to get coffe or make it at home instead of going to Starbucks 3 time a day!!!
      Get real…..she lives for the attention!

    86. Isabelle says – reply to this


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      I don't think she wants the kids. She just bother because she doesn't want to give Kevin money. That's not about the kids, she couldn't care less.

    87. brithater says – reply to this


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      i thought you got skinny when you smoked CRACK someone needs to tell her shes doing it WRONG

    88. WTF says – reply to this


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      Re: Kathleen – he reported that hours ago retard… keep scrolling and quit acting like he is goin to actually read this & listen to u..
      dumbassess…. I bet you were "first" too

    89. sas says – reply to this


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      morning sickness

    90. Blah says – reply to this


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      All jokes aside—this pic makes her look like she has downs syndrome

    91. Die Britney says – reply to this


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      quit reporting on this bimbo. Next report should be her suicide ok? I hope the Paps give her a free hand gun to do it

    92. Chris says – reply to this


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      UnFitney is a FUCKTARD!

    93. tom says – reply to this


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      That's what happens when you stupid asshole Americans make stars out of untalented TRASH - they think they can get away with anything, and you LET THEM get away with everything. You fought a war for independence and all you did was replace the British Monarchy with a deep fried, stinking, cheesy, trashy American MOCKERY. Your society is culturally bereft, and that's manifested in no-talent losers like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and Steve-O and Jeremy Piven and Joe Francis. Here's a suggestion: stop stuffing your selfish fat gobs with junk food and your tiny brains with mindless garbage television, get an education, and keep people like Britney Spears from ever crawling out of the pig sty she created again.

    94. aquaboogie says – reply to this


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      PLease, that wreck is not sick. And she is not dumb, either. She didn't show up to court BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT WANT THOSE KIDS!!!!!!!

    95. HELLO !!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      CAN YOU PLEASE REPORT ON JESSICA ALBA PREGNANCY!!!!
      YOU SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    96. valley says – reply to this


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      it's just a depo for fuck sake. they are scheduled and rescheduled all the time - no biggie. you stalks just don't understand legal stuff.

    97. gill says – reply to this


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      well what did u expect?

    98. Just wondering says – reply to this


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      Why does she get away with this? No show. Oh well, we'll just schedule another meeting in January. Why is Sutherland in jail and Britney free to do as she likes when she likes? This is not Louisiana. WTF.

    99. kt says – reply to this


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      Re: tom

    100. i am sick says – reply to this


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      I do not blame the girl for calling in sick. I won't be a phony, I watched this horror show. Sites like this and others would make anyone sick. Leave that damn girl alone.

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