Like Newlyweds On Crack

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Screw Nick & Jessica, we've got these trainwrecks!

Pamela Anderson and her loser husband, Rick Solomon, are doing their own reality TV show.

This could rival Being Bobby Brown!

The show is being developed for the E! networks and will "bring viewers inside their whirlwind lifestyle."

Sex, drugs and sex.

"We're in every night. Having sex," Anderson recently said of her marriage.

They can't really show that on TV, though. But they're gonna try!

A source close to the show (probably Pamela herself) says, "Think Nick and Jessica's show [MTV's Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life. These two don’t have any boundaries, which is perfect for reality stars."

The show is expected to debut some time in 2008.

It better come fast. Pam's got bills to pay!

Her Vegas show got axed and Rick likes to gamble!

[Image via Spy On Vegas.]

    Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »

    66 comments to “Like Newlyweds On Crack”

    1. La Bellina Mammina says – reply to this


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      once they do the reality show….. you know what's gonna happen!

    2. nancy says – reply to this


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      nasty

    3. NATHANFROMMANILA!! says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTT!!! SHOUTOUT TO PERRY ROBIN ANTHONY MARK!!

    4. rhsjo says – reply to this


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      gross couple

    5. NATHANFROMMANILA!! says – reply to this


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      AND ALLY AND KHAYYY!! OMG you all ro soo fabulous

    6. Peter says – reply to this


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      Hi my name is Perez, I hate on people to make myself feel better because i was born a man but i have no balls and i only like guys cuz girls would never touch me

    7. La Bellina Mammina says – reply to this


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      Once they do the show… you know what's gonna happen!?

    8. BILL says – reply to this


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      SHE IS A FILTHY HO

    9. lisa says – reply to this


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      First

    10. me says – reply to this


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      first…

    11. Blackout_Boy says – reply to this


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      PORTUGAL
      1ST

    12. breezee says – reply to this


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      OMFG…that's mean perez lol but funny…i mean ocme on now, herpes???
      are you serious? HAHAHA

    13. lisa says – reply to this


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      first!

    14. White guy says – reply to this


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      I have a small dick

    15. ellie says – reply to this


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      first

    16. eeee says – reply to this


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      First

    17. suicide_blonde says – reply to this


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      ugh. why are these morons famous, anyway?

    18. PINKY says – reply to this


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      I hope he likes having Hep C

    19. wow says – reply to this


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      Pamela Anderson once said her kids just think she's a "cool mom". I find that hard to believe. How could they not be embarassed of their mother? This woman is 40 years old, LOOKS IT without all that whore makeup, and parades herself around like she's a 22-year old Playboy bunny.

      She's fake and plastic, and certainly does not act age appropriate. Wouldn't be so bad if she didn't have children. I cringe to think of the teasing those kids must get over their embarassing whore of a mother.

    20. angel says – reply to this


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      18th!

    21. Mr Know it all says – reply to this


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      #17 yeah suck on that

    22. mochi4x says – reply to this


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      who cares? i just read that jessica alba is pregnant! thats news…

    23. ixxy says – reply to this


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      Her kids are going to grow up to be little man whores… if they aren't already.

    24. norman says – reply to this


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      Why they don't just do a porno film instead?

    25. IM HORNY!!!! LOOKIN 2 GET LAID!!! 50 YEAR OLD WHITE MALE!!! says – reply to this


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      FUCKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    26. help help says – reply to this


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      All I can think of is her poor boys,man they are going to be majorly screwed up.Pamela,give it a rest, your a washed old dishrag,you had your day in the sun honey.Do us a favour and keep your filthy sex snatch shit to yourself.Your 15 minutes was up along time ago

    27. Mom says – reply to this


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      Oh how nice, Pamela. Your children will be so proud; and I'm sure all of their friends will pat them on the back… :(

    28. Mom says – reply to this


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      Oh how nice, Pamela. Your children will be so proud; and I'm sure all of their friends will pat them on the back… :(

    29. Mom says – reply to this


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      Oh how nice, Pamela. Your children will be so proud; and I'm sure all of their friends will pat them on the back… :(

    30. Mom says – reply to this


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      Oh how nice, Pamela. Your children will be so proud; and I'm sure all of their friends will pat them on the back… :(

    31. Mom says – reply to this


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      Oh how nice, Pamela. Your children will be so proud; and I'm sure all of their friends will pat them on the back… :(

    32. Mom says – reply to this


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      Oh how nice, Pamela. Your children will be so proud; and I'm sure all of their friends will pat them on the back… :(

    33. TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this


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      Her poor sons!

    34. yoyo says – reply to this


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      Isn't the world full of enough sluts and whores?

    35. Lin says – reply to this


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      Now instead of reading about her bad choices we will get to see her make them. I'm in.

    36. katt says – reply to this


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      no boundaries huh? so what, do the kids join in in the bedroom? nah, just kidding. she's obviously an amazing mother. ha.

    37. samantha says – reply to this


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      Who knows what other nasty shiz they have….

    38. jeezlouise says – reply to this


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      SHES AN F-ED UP MESS. BOTH ARE CARRYING DISEASES. CANT WAIT TO SEE THE FIGHTING AND LOSERNESS- DO WE GET TO SEE HER GIVE HIM HIS DAILY POKER MONEY TOO.

    39. Jen says – reply to this


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      wow..and they say Britney is a bad mom?? What a great role model this one is for her kids…

    40. ☼☼♀☻krazihottkelli☻♀☼☼bitchygrl☻ says – reply to this


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      ☻}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻}

      I like Pam cozz

      zhe takez a guy……..

      chewz him up and

      zpitz him out..go bitch♥

      ☻}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻}

    41. em says – reply to this


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      Wow - what a bunch of walking std's - they just give me the chills by looking at them. They are really an ugly couple. To bad they can't grow some class.

    42. doggie balls says – reply to this


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      if they show Pamela being ASSFUCKED I will watch it…..if not then who cares?

    43. morgen says – reply to this


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      Let's face it. She was with Tommy for his big dick. She married Kid Rock, he has a little dick so she left him. She married Rick cause he has a big old jew dick. She's a size queen and makes no qualms about it. Remember, although everyone thinks her pussy is all stretched out, she probably had a couple of extra stitches put in after the birth of her second son. Poof, instant tightness.

    44. diane m. says – reply to this


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      Anyone who watches this show is stupid. And it's no wonder the tv people are having problems. Why do they think anyone wants to watch this shit? The only people who do want to are undereducated morons.

      Are you listening out there in Hollywood? We are sick of paying good money for cable to find nothing on but crap like this.

    45. Monica says – reply to this


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      Re: diane m. – -HERE, HERE!!!

    46. craziness says – reply to this


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      Great documentary for her kids… What a moron she is. I feel sorry for those boys. This is going to be another Brit/Kev where Pam makes Tommy look like father of the year. SAD!

    47. A CANADIAN says – reply to this


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      I HAVE TALKED TO PEOPLE WHO PERSONALLY KNOW AND HANG OUT WITH HER. THEY SAY SHE IS THE BIGGEST COCAINE WHORE AROUND. SHE IS WHITE TRASH. ALL SHE CARES ABOUT IS GETTING HER NEXT HIGH. SHE IS LOOKING VERY WORN OUT, IF SHE WANTS TO PROVE THAT SHE IS STARIGHT SHE SHOULD TAKE SOME DRUG TESTS. HOW CAN SHE BE A MOM TO HER SONS WHEN SHE IS HIGH ON A DAILY BASIS? GROSS!!

    48. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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      Great, now when are the authorities going to take this bitch's children away from her!? I'm so sick of this sick, disgusting woman and her HepC (mmm, wonder how you got that, Pamela?) and her inability to have healthy relationships, her sex tapes, her raunchy slutty lifestyle. Go away!

    49. Should be fun says – reply to this


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      It'll be fun to see these two trainwrecks.

    50. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Oh gross. I'm not going to watch because I don't want my innocent TV to get a disease.

    51. Me says – reply to this


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      I don't think anyone wants to see Pam and him having sex, doesn't she have hepatitus???

    52. Terri says – reply to this


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      Her poor kids…. She is another unfit parent. Unfortunately their father is not any better, so those boys are basically screwed. You will see them end up like Anna Nicole's son.

    53. captain obvious says – reply to this


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      I promise you this is gonna bomb huge.

      mark my words ;)

    54. Jessica says – reply to this


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      The show will be called Herps & Heps!

    55. Me says – reply to this


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      I saw Rick's sex tape. He's horrible in it and Paris looked so bored. Fucker has as much "motion in the ocean" as a turtle swimming to shore. Him and Mrs. Hepatitis C are both losers. I hope their TV show is canceled before the season even finishes airing.

    56. DrClean says – reply to this


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      Remember that lysol concentrate that was red and you had to dilute it but it killed every germ alive? You think we could all chip in and get some for them to bathe in?

    57. Amycita says – reply to this


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      I'm sure little Brandon and Dylan can't wait to go to school the day after the first episode airs! Que pena!

    58. shellnyc says – reply to this


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      love it. she's so teflon. britney wishes she had it so good.

      i luv me some perez.

    59. Jaely says – reply to this


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      WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS, ISN'T RICK AFRAID OF CONTRACTING HEP C?

    60. hmmm says – reply to this


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      A night in the huge PAMana canal.

      Yawn

    61. Melissa Aikens says – reply to this


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      ooohhhh i cant wait should be a great show

    62. shakti says – reply to this


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      Pam Anderson must really respect her children when she tells the media that she & her dirtbag husband are home having sex every night. What kind of mother (celebrity or not) puts that out there for her no-so-young sons to read/hear in the future? What an idiot.

    63. Ketielynn says – reply to this


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      Dumb and Dumber!!

    64. haha says – reply to this


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      OMG, I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER POOR KIDS WHO ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! omfg!

    65. PORK says – reply to this


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      WHO WANTS TO BET THAT DYLAN AND BRANDON LISTEN TO THEIR SEXCAPADES ON A NIGHTLY BASIS? I'M SURE IT'S LOUD ENOUGH AND THE COKEWHORE PROBABLY DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN. SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T MIND HER CHILDREN KNOWING THAT SHE HAS HOT SEX DAILY WITH THEIR NEW 'DADDY'.

    66. NY says – reply to this


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      Re: Peter – LOL!