Coming Straight to DVD!

Filed under: Jessica Simpson

It's official!

Jessica Simpson's latest movie is such a stinker, it's being released direct to DVD.

Blonde Ambition comes out next month.

Wonder if she'll hawk it on QVC????

Poor Jess.

What went so wrong????

How did her career die overnight?????

Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 4:14 pm / Email this »

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346 comments to “Coming Straight to DVD!”

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OUCH says – reply to this

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SHE JUST NOT A TALENTED ACTRESS.
SHES DUMB,NO PERSONALITY,AND SHES BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly says – reply to this

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No surpise there! Jessica is no actress…she should stick to singing!
eat me says – reply to this

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LAST!
denise says – reply to this

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1st??? Boo… Jugs
angizzle says – reply to this

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ummmm….didn't she dye her hair brunette part way through filming, much to the annoyance of the film makers who (i forget) either made her dye it back or wear a wig?
Nic says – reply to this

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Jessica Simpson’s latest movie is such a stinker, it’s not being released direct to DVD.
erin says – reply to this

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I love it! I can not stand her!
sarah c says – reply to this

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first! SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK SINGING AND LOOKING PRETTY
non says – reply to this

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first!
Joyce Valencia says – reply to this

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YES I'M FIRST
timmy says – reply to this

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first!
momma says – reply to this

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why did luke wilson commit career suicide and agree to do a movie with jessica?? couldn't his handlers have known what a fucking mistake it would be!!! & how it'll diminish any image he had left!!! dumbass!~
nancy says – reply to this

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cause she's lame
AS says – reply to this

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first!
Danielle says – reply to this

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FIRST
duh says – reply to this

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because she's a no-talent dingbat that got to where she is by pure luck and possibly selling her soul to the devil, which obviously was not worth it…doesn't take a friggin' genius to figure that out..
Keesia says – reply to this

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no, she just divorced the hottest man!! She's nothing now without him.
none says – reply to this

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first!
Kristen says – reply to this

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oh jess!!
First!!
dee says – reply to this

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firstttt maybe?
chibi says – reply to this

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first!
1 says – reply to this

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first
Rachael says – reply to this

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1ST - READ YOUR PARAGRAPH AGAIN…. "ISN'T"?????
marissa says – reply to this

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CIERRA
Babs says – reply to this

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Fucktard - read what you write before you post it. What you just wrote MAKES NO SENSE.
Kunta Kinte says – reply to this

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YES I'M THE FIRST
EXTRA EXTRA
Tiffany says – reply to this

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Looks suspiciously like "Legally BLonde"
jill says – reply to this

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i should be a movie star….
Joanne says – reply to this

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first
hottiebombalottie says – reply to this

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stupid no talent slut. she should just stand with her mouth shut at all times, she's only pretty to look at. not good for anything else.

first.
Ryan says – reply to this

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Perez, you make me ill
colstim says – reply to this

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It must be pretty bad to be even more unwatchable than half the crap hollywood release every year.
stinky-jr. says – reply to this

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FIRST….bitchez!!
stacy says – reply to this

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she stinks
WTF says – reply to this

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she sucks thats why … and Daisy Duke was not a blonde, you DUMBASS - thats what ruined her career. the southerners dont like her no more. so now she needs a "country" album.. PLEEEZE
sylver says – reply to this

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she's just a terrible actress! that's why
Tina says – reply to this

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her career died b/c she's a talentless hack and people are finally noticing it!
tina says – reply to this

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down with pimp-daddy! cut him off!
hautemommy says – reply to this

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God - Luke Wilson needs a new agent!! WHY is Jessica Simpson still working? She has no talent! I am so tired of seeing this woman everywhere! I suppose when daddy keeps pimping you out…
Jfirst says – reply to this

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First BITCHES ?? or not…not sure yet
Jessica in Reno says – reply to this

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she thought life would be so much better without nick… but no. she still sucks.
saba lou says – reply to this

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HA!
sara says – reply to this

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clearly!
i want perez's asshole says – reply to this

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fiRSTTTTTTT!!!
Captain Cupcake says – reply to this

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Castro lives!
john m says – reply to this

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"It's not being released direct to dvd" ?
Katharine says – reply to this

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a Reese Witherspoon wannabe movie?
Telly says – reply to this

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god damn she is still fine as fuck tho. whatever, all she needs is one hit song and she's back
nancy says – reply to this

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first!
lola! says – reply to this

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because she's a S-L-U-T.
Kunta Kinte says – reply to this

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YES IM THE FIRST
Jessie says – reply to this

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She is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natalie says – reply to this

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It's NOT being released to DVD or is?
------------- says – reply to this

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that sucks
.... says – reply to this

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it's not being released straight to DVD?
I'm so confused..
John says – reply to this

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what went wrong? she has no talent, that is what went wrong. I sense a playboy spread in her future
sarah says – reply to this

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1st. NOT? being released? typo.

love you perez..
Ambz says – reply to this

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what happened?? what happened was a girl who can sing thought she would try to take her talent else where. Only problem, in the acting department she is TALENTLESS!
It's True says – reply to this

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It died overnight, because she is talentless.
Duh says – reply to this

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Was she realy ever famous other than for her stupid reality show and dumb blond comments. I know she sings and is good but was never great. It was all the gossip mags and sites like this that made her a star.
Jhoney says – reply to this

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Because she has no talent…..duh oh & probably not FIRST…..but maybe
Li.Lo says – reply to this

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Can`t even remember her having a career?
Wasn`t she the stupid girl married to that Nick guy from 98 disease??And they were on tv…
Haha!!!
likz says – reply to this

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ok perez
jess is a hawtttttttieee
So Sad says – reply to this

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She left the love of her live Nick, thinking she could become bigger and better. Turns out, everybody was able to see right through her, and she is nothing without him.
ytumamatambien says – reply to this

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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU CALLED IT PEREZ! Her career died because she is a talentless bimbo…duh! hahahahahahahahahha
John D says – reply to this

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Because her acting stinks
Kathryn says – reply to this

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Whatever happened to her ohter movie 'major moviestar'? was that a straight to dvd too?
Emma says – reply to this

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Sucks she had to take Luke Wilson down with her. He's actually a good actor.
seena says – reply to this

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Perez, you made ma mistake you said it wont go direct to dvd…
jackie says – reply to this

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this looks oddly familiar….maybe because it's the same f-in picture on her album with a lil photoshop haha they couldn't even afford to take a new shot cuz the movie won't make any money
get over it says – reply to this

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Bet you'll watch it though Perez. BTW- What did she do to you?

Bet you'll watch it though Perez. BTW- What did she do to you?

Bet you'll watch it though Perez. BTW- What did she do to you?

Bet you'll watch it though Perez. BTW- What did she do to you?

Bet you'll watch it though Perez. BTW- What did she do to you?

Bet you'll watch it though Perez. BTW- What did she do to you?
Mir says – reply to this

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Her career died because her dumbass of a father decided that being a minister wasn't good enough, and that with his head stuck up his butt, he would manage his daughter's career. We can see how well he's done, stupid fuck. She needs to fire his ass and get herself a REAL manager. Just because he's your dad doesn't mean he knows his ass from his head.
Nick & Vanessa's jacuzzi cleaner says – reply to this

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Because she's a crappy actor?
dramaqueen82 says – reply to this

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Why would Luke Wilson, a good actor who has been in a lot of successful movies, do a movie with her? She may have a good voice, but her acting skills are worse than most people in community theatre. Who would want to see another one of her movies after seeing employee of the month?? her last cd was awful. i have no idea why we're even still talking about her, though it is kinda funny…i'll admit…
Rebecca says – reply to this

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What went wrong is people like Perez writing shit and influencing the masses. Jessica never had a chance with all the tabs talkin trash about her.
pleaaaaaaaaase says – reply to this

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JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!
jessery says – reply to this

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luke obviously doesnt give a shit.
he makes the same face and says the same lines in every movie.
and im sure gets the same paycheck.
louise says – reply to this

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its NOT being released direct to DVD, what? so its going to be in theatres.
Pris says – reply to this

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Yikes, Luke Wilson, why did you agree to be in this? Do you need the money that badly?
Lul says – reply to this

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It's NOT being released direct to DVD or it is?
JustSayin says – reply to this

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Her Private Benjaminish movie looks way worse!
Diana says – reply to this

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Perez you fuckbomb I think you made a typo. Get your facts straight, Piggy.
puss puss says – reply to this

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JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!
puss puss says – reply to this

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JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!
puss puss says – reply to this

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JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!
puss puss says – reply to this

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JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!
puss puss says – reply to this

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JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!JESSICA had an ABORTION in mission hills at planed parenthood october 05!!
meeech says – reply to this

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Isnt this the name of a Reese Witherspon movie?????
Joe says – reply to this

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Shes pathetic, who really cares what or who she does!!!!!!
cricket says – reply to this

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When the hell are people going to wise up and do that with Nicole Kidman's stink bombs.
Lolo says – reply to this

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She has no talent, and it's finally becoming obvious to the general population.

Also, that picture on the cover was photoshopped to hell (obvi). That looks nothing like her.
lol says – reply to this

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looks like a legally blonde remake
nanny says – reply to this

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her career has been dead! wigs? edible shit? shes a slut. shes not an actress. not much of a good singer either. she was a reality whore.
krrn says – reply to this

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often, at work, because it's the holidays, I am forced to have to listen to that Christmas song she made a while ago, you know "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause" that kind of shit….

If you really want something that proves how bad she is at singing listen to that. It kind of reminds me of, say, that boss you have, and he's always talking about how great his daughter is, and you always agree even though you know for a fact she sucks. But you say it just to make your boss happy even though his daughter is really shitty.

Basically what I'm saying is Jessica Simpson sucks at everything.
Starfire says – reply to this

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OVER-EXPOSURE!!!!! It doesn't help that she's unoriginal. The market is oversaturated with pre-packaged pop stars whose songs have no soul and can't act. Poeple are sick of it.
wowww says – reply to this

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Natalia T. says – reply to this

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what went wrong??? She thought that divorcing from Nick she was going to be bigger… NOT!! her marriage was what made her famous, she thought she didn't need Nick anymore, they were amazing together…they'd have stick together and have children and they would be sorrounded by the media again…some people make mistakes…
bl0ndieNYC says – reply to this

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The public doesn't like it when a star's head gets too big for her boobs
Howard says – reply to this

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One day late with this news. Good work staying on top of things.
janiya says – reply to this

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omfg perez ur right diz chick wuz da shyt no shez a ditz yo.. but ii luv ya show and uu ma dud3 and da hair we shuld chill sumtom3….lol…

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