Coming Straight to DVD!

It's official!
Jessica Simpson's latest movie is such a stinker, it's being released direct to DVD.
Blonde Ambition comes out next month.
Wonder if she'll hawk it on QVC????
Poor Jess.
What went so wrong????
How did her career die overnight?????























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let's see…why is her career over?? IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT FOLKS???!!! Although I must say…I like Jessica much more than her sleazy skank ass beak nosed lip syncing trailer trash sister ASHLEE!! Jessica was always a 15 minute famer..just like her tailcoat riding sister Ashlee Beakson…I mean Simpson. Jess was a horrid choice to play Daisy Duke!! Catherine Bach was a hot sexy mama!! Jess is not ugly by any means…she just ain't Daisy Duke.
its called OVERSATURATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People will only accept someone for being an idiot for so long.
Obvi, Save Paris- we will allow her to do or say whatever- forever.
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Perez, 6 hourz 35 minutez until…….
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she never should have left nick. that is where is all went wrong.
Someone spent some serious time touching-up that cover - she looks like Heidi Klum! LOL
Dont insult QVC, I love QVC. Ken Paves does a good job by the way on HSN. I just feel bad for Tony Brattin
She was a packaged deal with Nick= they were America's sweethearts without eachother they are nothing
LUKE WILSON HAD HER BIG FAT JUICY VAGINA IN HIS MOUTH WHILE SOME RANDOM HOBO WAS SUCKIN ON HIS NUTS FROM BEHIND. THATS CRAZY. THEN JESSICA FUCKED LUKE WILSON IN THE MOUTH WITH A BLACK RUBBER DILDO. IT WAS A TRULY JOYFUL SIGHT ALL IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. IT WAS KINDA LIKE CHARITY - BECAUSE THE HOBO GOT HIS ASS LICKED AND NUTSACK
She can't doing anything right without Nick…She should have thought about that before she jumped for divorce.
ummmmm
lets seee
she cant act for shit
aaaaa daaaa bitch's
she is to fake
sexie perez know's
right honey
I think her career was on it's way down the toilet after Dukes of Hazzard, it was bound to happen sooner or later!!
ouch
B/c her "career" was built on her "marriage" to Nick… That's what happened to the cunt's career. And, can i just add that I wish she'd get the hell out of my neighborhood. She bought a house in Nashville down the street from me and I am sick and tired of those tweenies with no life driving up and down the street all day. I think I'm going to buy a pellet gun and see what I can hit!!!
Oh my God! Yes! There is a typo in the message! We all saw it and we all know what he meant. Get over it people!
Re: So Sad – AMEN!!!!!
No really a fan of hers, but I would take her any day over Britney, Lindsay, Paris etc, etc. She has never been nearly as low class as the rest of the hollywood bimbos.
Let's face it, she's gorgeous and that's about it. I'm not completely sold on her singing voice either…
She may suck as an actress but she's laughing all the way to the bank. Her shoe line and cosmetics line are kicking ass still. You would think she would want to save herself some humiliation by walking away from film.
I think she is great but remember her shoe empire is huge.
I am kind of surprised that it is being released direct to DVD, only because Luke Wilson is in it. I mean is she going to kill everyone's career that does a movie with her?
What career - Perez, tell me what did she ever do "well"?
I am surprised that the movie is being released straight to DVD, only because Luke Wilson is in it with her. Is she going to kill everyone's career that does a movie with her?
Is this Legally Blonde? Looks the same to me!
shocker…..this crappy movie was copying private benjamin & legally blonde. Why bother?
She's too fecking blonde!!!!!!!!!!! She needs some color like Perez…
Just needs to change up this dumb blonde style. Changing is great…look at what it did for Angelina Jolie Babysaver of the world Pitt.
SHE IS A HORRIBLE, AKWARD ACTRESS!!! She became so famous from newlyweds and thought that she could automatically do it all. She really is that bad. On the plus side she is pretty and can sing well. No more movies Jessica!!
Dude! Perez! Your typos are becoming a tad egregious. I can deal with them when they don't completely distort the message, but this one doesn't even make sense:
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Is the movie NOT being released directly to DVD or NOW being released to DVD?????
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Plus, that's not even news. You reported this months ago, dork =)
Re: shelby GT500 – that's not grammar, it's just plain WRONG. He added an extra word lol.
I agree with most people when they say she should stick to singing. . .I mean not everyone is meant to be a double or triple threat. . .I mean it's cool she @ least tried. . .but Jessica, please do us and yourself a favor. . .stick to singing and depending on how your next CD does, you can maybe even retire from the scene, while you are still remembered.
She is just NOT talented!
um.. wasn't this movie already made and it's called LEGALLY BLONDE. They even have the same actor in it.. so pathetic! Legally Blonde is probably also like 1000 times better.
America didn't like that she was/is controlled by daddy who made her divorce Nick. That - and she made a crappy album (when it shoulda been the bomb) are the reasons for her career sinking.
Wish she would just go away. Her music sux, her movies suck. GO AWAY PLEASE AND TAKE ASSLEE and your pervert father PAPA JOE WITH YOU BACK TO THE BOONIES OF TEXAS where we never see any of you again..
Wish she would just go away. Her music sux, her movies suck. GO AWAY PLEASE AND TAKE ASSLEE and your pervert father PAPA JOE WITH YOU BACK TO THE BOONIES OF TEXAS where we never see any of you again..
Wish she would just go away. Her music sux, her movies suck. GO AWAY PLEASE AND TAKE ASSLEE and your pervert father PAPA JOE WITH YOU BACK TO THE BOONIES OF TEXAS where we never see any of you again..
Wish she would just go away. Her music sux, her movies suck. GO AWAY PLEASE AND TAKE ASSLEE and your pervert father PAPA JOE WITH YOU BACK TO THE BOONIES OF TEXAS where we never see any of you again..
Wish she would just go away. Her music sux, her movies suck. GO AWAY PLEASE AND TAKE ASSLEE and your pervert father PAPA JOE WITH YOU BACK TO THE BOONIES OF TEXAS where we never see any of you again..
Wish she would just go away. Her music sux, her movies suck. GO AWAY PLEASE AND TAKE ASSLEE and your pervert father PAPA JOE WITH YOU BACK TO THE BOONIES OF TEXAS where we never see any of you again..
Don't waste a dime on this whole loser family.
This poor girl has been pimped out by her father since she was a child.
None of them have any talent, inclucing the father that refuses to work to support himself.
Come on is it that suprising? I do feel bad for Luke Wilson though. HE shoudl've known better.
”How did her career die overnight?????”
Did she ever have one? Please remind me when…
what went wrong? uh shes fucking annoying. thats what went wrong
um its Luke Wilson's movie too thats going straight to DVD and he's supposed to be some big time actor. Why isn't anyone talking shit about him? Leave Jessica alone. She's the smartest celebrity out there right now. I don't see her pregnant, or in rehab do you? Get a clue perez…
Seen it, Only it was called Legally Blonde. That Luke Wilson sure does have range!
she is an idiot. and talentless. sad but true.
Her dad funded the movie with Jessica's money. LOL!
Re: katie – Amen sister, amen:)
I LOVE JESSICA!
I LOVE JESSICA!
Ummmm…screw Jessica. I feel bad for Luke Wilson.
Wait…wasn't Luke Wilson in the Legally Blonde movies?
I see a pattern here…
How? Well, one, people saw through her divorce from Nick as her wanting some "single to mingle" time now that "These Boots We're Made for Walking" made her the sex symbol de jour. It didn't help more people came to really like Nick Lachey. "Newlyweds" showed that he had the patience of Job. Two, nobody likes her father. He's a "bleed it dry" manager and talks about his daughters the same way a single man would ("she got double D's!") Creepy ass!
actually, the real question is why Luke Wilson's career is dying overnight. he has such potential if he didnt pick such sucky movies.
"How did her career die overnight?????"
She never really had a singing career. Her albums never sell well. It's when she married to Nick, she got more attention and a lot of product endorsement. She also got more TV appearance and airtime. I think people thought they were cute couples back then. She was selling that cute clueless semi-housewife image.
After they broke up, people found that she was a whore and snub. She and her dad thought she was too good for Nick because she got lots gigs going on. They didn't realize Nick was part of the selling image. They dumbed him. Her career was going down after that.
She became one of those lame Hollywood women trying to have a date with famous male stars who have great career like an opportunist or gold digger. Her dad was trying to pimp her to Bret Pitt. LOL! He thought her daughter got big boobs how can Bret Pitt says no. Unfortunately, they can see her greed and her dad's ill intention. They just don't like her. She can't fix her image back to what it was. We already saw how she pimped herself.
No her career died years ago. The bitch can't sing and her "acting" is even worse. Hopefully all of her movies will go straight to DVD and then real movie studios will stop hiring her. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A JESSICUNT SIMPSON MOVIE!
More like…….going straight to the VD clinic.
Their hopes for Jess Simpson were too high anyway. She's just empty. Never did have any substance to begin with. Oh wow, she can pose in a dress, big whoop. Joe S stomped her career out himself
Shocking.
she needs to come down to the real world THAT'S WHAT WENT WRONG WITH HER, SHE NEEDS TO STOP ACTING STUPID AND BE A WOMAN NOT THE LOST BLONDE LITTLE GIRL. THE DUMB HOT GIRL ACT FOR REAL ISN'T FUNNY ANYMOOOOOOOORE IT'S OLD AND TIRED. NOW NEXT DUMB BLONDE PLEASE jessica is old news bye!!
Girlfriend forgot she was only famous for being a newlywed then her papa told her she was the famous one and she needed a more famous husband, so she gets drunk, fucks around on Nick and then divorces him, doesn't want to pay him what he was clearly entitled to. He finds a great girl. The world HATES her and thinks shes annoying and dumb along with her sister. THATS WHAT WENT WRONG!!!!! She is a lip injected TWAT
STUPID!!! She believed her pervert father that she would be better off without Nick.
I hope Nick gets rid of that derek jeter sloppy seconds and gets back with jessica……
iF jESSICA NEVER HAD A CAREER THAN HOW COME nICK TOOK ALL HER MONEY THAT SHE EARNED AWAY FROM HER. nICK IS LIVING OFF JESSICA'S MONEY SO I GUESS SHE DID HAVE A CAREER AND STILL DOES. YOU DON'T MAKE MILLIONS FROM SITTIN ON YOUR ASS!! SO WHAT IF IT'S GOING TO DVD LIKE A MILLION OTHERS DO. I WILL DEFINITELY RENT IT OUT! NEXT TIME ANY OF U R IN A MOVIE PLEASE LET US KNOW. I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH!!!!
iF jESSICA NEVER HAD A CAREER THAN HOW COME nICK TOOK ALL HER MONEY THAT SHE EARNED AWAY FROM HER. nICK IS LIVING OFF JESSICA'S MONEY SO I GUESS SHE DID HAVE A CAREER AND STILL DOES. YOU DON'T MAKE MILLIONS FROM SITTIN ON YOUR ASS!! SO WHAT IF IT'S GOING TO DVD LIKE A MILLION OTHERS DO. I WILL DEFINITELY RENT IT OUT! NEXT TIME ANY OF U R IN A MOVIE PLEASE LET US KNOW. I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH!!!!
iF jESSICA NEVER HAD A CAREER THAN HOW COME nICK TOOK ALL HER MONEY THAT SHE EARNED AWAY FROM HER. nICK IS LIVING OFF JESSICA'S MONEY SO I GUESS SHE DID HAVE A CAREER AND STILL DOES. YOU DON'T MAKE MILLIONS FROM SITTIN ON YOUR ASS!! SO WHAT IF IT'S GOING TO DVD LIKE A MILLION OTHERS DO. I WILL DEFINITELY RENT IT OUT! NEXT TIME ANY OF U R IN A MOVIE PLEASE LET US KNOW. I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH!!!!
This is great news! I'm glad to see that everything this Simspon touches still turns to shit. I went to high school with Jess and Asshole and let me tell you they are both huge cunts with huge egos. And without all the make-up and plastic surgery (which they both have had), they look just like you and me.
iF jESSICA NEVER HAD A CAREER THAN HOW COME nICK TOOK ALL HER MONEY THAT SHE EARNED AWAY FROM HER. nICK IS LIVING OFF JESSICA'S MONEY SO I GUESS SHE DID HAVE A CAREER AND STILL DOES. YOU DON'T MAKE MILLIONS FROM SITTIN ON YOUR ASS!! SO WHAT IF IT'S GOING TO DVD LIKE A MILLION OTHERS DO. I WILL DEFINITELY RENT IT OUT! NEXT TIME ANY OF U R IN A MOVIE PLEASE LET US KNOW. I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH!!!!
iF jESSICA NEVER HAD A CAREER THAN HOW COME nICK TOOK ALL HER MONEY THAT SHE EARNED AWAY FROM HER. nICK IS LIVING OFF JESSICA'S MONEY SO I GUESS SHE DID HAVE A CAREER AND STILL DOES. YOU DON'T MAKE MILLIONS FROM SITTIN ON YOUR ASS!! SO WHAT IF IT'S GOING TO DVD LIKE A MILLION OTHERS DO. I WILL DEFINITELY RENT IT OUT! NEXT TIME ANY OF U R IN A MOVIE PLEASE LET US KNOW. I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH!!!!
iF jESSICA NEVER HAD A CAREER THAN HOW COME nICK TOOK ALL HER MONEY THAT SHE EARNED AWAY FROM HER. nICK IS LIVING OFF JESSICA'S MONEY SO I GUESS SHE DID HAVE A CAREER AND STILL DOES. YOU DON'T MAKE MILLIONS FROM SITTIN ON YOUR ASS!! SO WHAT IF IT'S GOING TO DVD LIKE A MILLION OTHERS DO. I WILL DEFINITELY RENT IT OUT! NEXT TIME ANY OF U R IN A MOVIE PLEASE LET US KNOW. I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH!!!!
Lord knows how she got so rich and famous in the first place, she has no talent
Her head is photoshopped onto that body. That face is from pics from her last cd.
I seriously doubt she left Nick because she thought she was better than him. She married a man she had been dating since she was like 16 and she had never been on her own before. He was probably the only guy she really dated. Did any of you really think that marriage would last? Of course they were bound to grow part. The only thing she is really guilty of is being young and naive. So get over the whole "Nick & Jessica" thing because they have.
Re: JESSFAN – you are clearly the only one left on EARTH that can stand her. Oh, and Nick didn't get even close to what he was entitled to. So shut up!!!! She would NEVER have been famous without Newlyweds. You must be one of her employees being paid to write in here.
Jessica Simpson ruins whatever movie she is in. Seriously, has she had any successful movie?? She needs to give up the acting and go back to singing, or what her singing was 5 years ago.
OH PLAHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Nick did NOT even get close to what he was entitled from the marriage. She became famous strictly from Newlyweds. SHE OWES Nick ALOT more than he got. She needs to GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Luke Wilson. Why the hell would he do this movie??!?!!?!?!?! Come on Luke, your much better than this!
And Luke Wilson went down in a blaze with her! THAT is sad. I guess this is why she is going naked next film…. her only talent is her body!
And Luke Wilson went down in a blaze with her! THAT is sad. I guess this is why she is going naked next film…. her only talent is her body!
TWO WORDS OVER EXPOSURE! People just got sick of seeing her everywhere they went. For a while you just could not escape her she was everywhere.
i saw this movie like 10 years ago. back then it was called legally blonde.
Luke & Jessica had some really good chemistry in this movie. They are really good friends & Luke did not say anything bad about Jessica after the movie wrapped. I like them both.
Go back to your singing. Your have a beautiful voice.
This movie was already released, twice. It was called Legally Blonde.
Is it just me or does this cover look just like Legally Blonde?
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UM… she divorced her perfect husband who did nothing but love & support her. THAT'S what she did that killed her career.
Too bad SUCKA.
Wearing all pink and co-starring Luke Wilson? Looks like a "Legally Blonde" rip-off to me. So sad.
I don't know why anyone would hire her as an actress… she sucks.
Hey, at least she's trying and that's more than we can say about some people out there. Shitney, the thieving skank, on the other hand, manages to avoid consequences for her behavior and total lack of concern for anything other than herself at any given moment. I'd support Jessica over the Shitster any day, then again, I'd rather not have to deal with either one of them, but like I said, Jess is trying.
I BET THAT MOVIE IS JUST LIKE LEGALLY BLONDE BUT IN A BORING WAY!
and yet we still consider her a celebrity?!?! WTF! after yet another ill fated attempt at a movie career, and her idiotic Macy's commercials, she should be embaressed to show her face in public.
Re: Duh –
I gotta agree with this. I don't think she's that great of a singer though. It's blogs like this that are making these people more than they are. I mean Nicole Ritchie was in the hardly watched, dumb, reality show, The Simple Life, yet she is treated as a huge star. The list goes on.
Re: puss puss – any truth in this…really?
WHY, LUKE, WHY??
you are better than this. please stick to the wes anderson films and frat pack movies.. this is just ridiculous.
ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha! what a BOOB!
She makes a much better singer than actress. She needs to get with some awesome songwriters and make a new album. The acting career is never going to go anywhere. She also needs to ditch her dad and get professional representation. She's ditzy, but at least she's not whoring around naked and coked up.
oh my god. i saw it as a sneak preview!!! the only reason why i didnt walk out was because i was getting a free movie ticked out of it.
her movie is such a stinker that it's not even being released! ~ that should be more like it! the world doesn't need more trash! hahahaha!
is this supposed to be a spin-off of legally blonde? it's got luke wilson in it and everything. W.T.F.?!?!!