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It's official!

Jessica Simpson's latest movie is such a stinker, it's being released direct to DVD.

Blonde Ambition comes out next month.

Wonder if she'll hawk it on QVC????

Poor Jess.

What went so wrong????

How did her career die overnight?????

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  1. kate says – reply to this


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    you people have to be so rude. she's already having a hard time right now. sounds like most people are envious b/c she really is pretty.
    maybe she's not the most talented actress, who are we to judge others?

  2. nathalie says – reply to this


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    im going to say it was prob. a horrible script and story line, i dont think it has anything to do with WHOS in the movie, cuz dukes of hazzard did juust fine..

  3. Scalie says – reply to this


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    Jessica never was and never will be an artist. The girl can't sing nor can she act. What "real" singer runs off stage while singing in the presence of Dolly Parton??? Seems Dolly's song 9 to 5 notes were too much for Jess' weak ass voice.

  4. Hannah says – reply to this


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    I am almost 100% positive this has been released only in Texas, and then will be released in other markets based on how well or badly it does here. Texas loves you Jess! :-)

  5. Hannah says – reply to this


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    I am almost 100% positive this has been released only in Texas in movie theaters, and then will be released in other markets based on how well or badly it does here. Texas loves you Jess! :-)

  6. blonde007 says – reply to this


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    The funniest thing is that the picture on the box? That's the picture from her last CD - they photoshopped the longer hair and a different outfit on! Remember when there was no movie poster for the thing, so they used that (it was posted at imdb and some other places) pic from the CD? THIS IS THE SAME ONE. But with add ons.

    That is just freakishly cheap. And she never really had a career - Newlyweds was fun for a few eps, then she just …. well, i have never hated a famous person before, but Jessica and her whole family make my skin crawl. All i want for Xmas is for them to go away. Far away.

  7. jake says – reply to this


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    why do people think Jessica was the bad guy and Nick was good? I didn't like the way Nick was always going to clubs with his friends & leaving Jessica behind. He put her down constantly which is so bad for your self-esteem. Now at least Jessica will have a chance to be happy with whomever! She was anxious to start fresh & maybe had a real good reason why she left her ex!!

  8. jake says – reply to this


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    why do people think Jessica was the bad guy and Nick was good? I didn't like the way Nick was always going to clubs with his friends & leaving Jessica behind. He put her down constantly which is so bad for your self-esteem. Now at least Jessica will have a chance to be happy with whomever! She was anxious to start fresh & maybe had a real good reason why she left her ex!!

  9. Heard thru the grapevine says – reply to this


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    I actually heard that this POS of a movie was going to be released in a few theaters in Texas. I'm not sure if this is bullshit to save face. There is something very "Wag the Dog" about JS's life….in the sense that if you spin something hard enough you can suspend reality and make people believe anything. I'm calling bullshit on the Tony Romo romance.

  10. Tom says – reply to this


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    She has not talent, why is she hanging around Hollywood?
    I think Papa contracted Tony Roma to fake like he is dating her for publicity sake.
    I have no respect for him, it makes him a prostitute for hire.

  11. Rachel S. says – reply to this


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    what the hell is wrong with luke wilson? What??? He can't get away from the "blonde" movie titles?

  12. You people have problems says – reply to this


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    Hey, so yes it's going directly to DVD as it probably isn't a great movie, BUT at least she's clear on where she stands and is being practical and realistic??? what you people are doing is parallel to making fun of an Art major not enrolling in Honors physics class when it's actually a good thing that this art major realizes where his/her strengths and weaknesses are. To be honest, you people are seriously stupid and way too critical of others. If you could judge yourself using the same standards you judge these stars with, you would not be you. Ha. Losers.

  13. theena weena says – reply to this


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    Didn't Reese already make that movie?!! Plus a sequel?? lol

  14. shannon says – reply to this


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    Wasn't Blonde Ambition the name to one of Madonna's tours in the 90's or something? Maybe Madonna should sue for copyright infringement. Yes, Jessica simpson is a talentless bore, and I'm glad Nick Lachey is coming out on top. She didn't deserve him. What goes around comes around, bitch…

  15. Mel says – reply to this


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    should have stuck to singing

  16. Mel says – reply to this


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    should have stuck to singing

  17. me says – reply to this


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    love jessica

    nick is such an idiot who lives with HER money (he and Whoressa manillo)
    when she was with nick nobody said that her tits were fake
    you all are so dumb

  18. you says – reply to this


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    Get a life people! It's easy to put other people down but you don't even know Jessica! It's so pathletic ! Take a good long look at yourselves & your life. Are you perfect? Are you just alittle bit jealous? Are you ugly & this is your way to compensate? Are you fat? Leave Jessica alone. She's sweet & your evil..!

  19. you says – reply to this


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    Get a life people! It's easy to put other people down but you don't even know Jessica! It's so pathletic ! Take a good long look at yourselves & your life. Are you perfect? Are you just alittle bit jealous? Are you ugly & this is your way to compensate? Are you fat? Leave Jessica alone. She's sweet & your evil..!

  20. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. luv jessica says – reply to this


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    love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Steve says – reply to this


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    I want to fuck Jessica in the ass!

  32. nacholibre says – reply to this


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    pobrasita…… lets see:

    Talentless - check.
    Not really an actress or singer - check
    Insignificant - check.
    Holding on to straws and riding the media train to nowhere….check.

    zzzzzzzz

  33. marion jane says – reply to this


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    WTF with these idiots from Texas people comments? ummm….who cares?
    I am convinced "Jess's" family members are writing comments on how "great" she is….OMG….please. are u kidding?

    How do I put this nicely? ….washed up

  34. me says – reply to this


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    did they really think legally blonde 3 would work for her? i don't think so.

  35. katie says – reply to this


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    What a rip on legally blonde, aint that the same guy even… straight to video for this crap She can't even act (i mean apart from stupid)

  36. kristie says – reply to this


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    memo to tony romo: dump jessica! she's not worth it!

  37. Anne says – reply to this


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    What went wrong? She never learned to act.

  38. irene says – reply to this


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    Re: ohhhhhh my.

    um actually.. its canned tuna.. but its called chicken of the sea LOL

  39. lolita says – reply to this


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    because she sux!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. morgan says – reply to this


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    It's KARMA for how she left Nick thinking her ass was going to land on this fabulous career as an actress just because she had experienced a little success with Dukes of Hazards. Jessica's album & other movies have all bombed since she left Nick. She's fake & people now see through her ass!

  41. Kelley Cope says – reply to this


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    You went from John Mayer to Tony Romo???? OMG - get a new agent!!!!

    You need a career transplant - you've gone from hottie to nottie being repeatedly shown as a little cheerleader on the sidelines for - No, it wasn't Brett Favre, it wasn't even Terrell Owens, but Tony Romo????

    How about you marry a tele-evangelist, or perhaps Porter Wagner? Is he still alive? Is Jessica still alive?

  42. Kelley Cope says – reply to this


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    I'm from Texas, and I'm not stupid. PUH-LEEASE - let's have Beyonce as our spokesperson, not Jessica. To the left, to the left!

    I'm thinking that Jessica asked Santa for NASCAR tickets this Christmas! :)

  43. Dana says – reply to this


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    People realized how freaking fake she is.

  44. Ms.X-cite says – reply to this


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    its like the bastard child of legally blonde, and the dukes of hazzard

  45. Angela says – reply to this


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    It did not die overnight– she's made one bad choice after another! She got a big head when Newlyweds got big, she left her husband and people hated her for that, then nobody wanted her! Grass ain't always greener, honey!

    Also, her singing style changed - she moans and does not pronouce words when she sings…a far cry from her In this Skin which was very good. Her acting sucks…need I say more?

  46. Reiley says – reply to this


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    Worst actress ever ! Dukes of Hazzard would have been a good movie if Jessica wasn't in it and didn't ruin it with her lack to act. This movie is probley not going to do well. She should just stick to singing in my oppinion.

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