Guess The Celebretard

Filed under: Guess The Celebrity

What actress said the following????

"I'm absolutely desperate to play a crack whore!"

CLICK HERE to find out who!

You don't have to try that hard, honey!

It's Keira Knightley.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 1:47 pm / Email this »

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Lisalu says – reply to this

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Eat something.
CUNT says – reply to this

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holie says – reply to this

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ha ha
rachel says – reply to this

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4th?
ItsMe says – reply to this

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okay………
Amanda says – reply to this

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Was she not borderline crack whore in her movie Domino?
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Dixie Kupp says – reply to this

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1st LOVE LIZA
erica says – reply to this

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love her
shasta says – reply to this

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tard
Paige says – reply to this

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She is a great actress. She would be an awesome Crack Whore
Swt Issa says – reply to this

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Oh my!
jasonk says – reply to this

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figures
------------- says – reply to this

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classy!
jd says – reply to this

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first
Emma says – reply to this

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shes so annoying
Marine Corps Wife says – reply to this

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She looks like a crackhead
Starfire says – reply to this

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Why is she even famous? Why do her handlers let her speak? She had to be one of the dumbest celebrities out there. She needs to think before she speaks.
erica says – reply to this

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Re: CUNT – youre an idiot
Marissa says – reply to this

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she looks like a freaking giraffe!
Luna says – reply to this

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first
Kendra says – reply to this

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Ugh - She's already playing one IRL. She's so skinny and disgusting.
K8teeee says – reply to this

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GEEEROSSSS.
zxcv says – reply to this

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10th
Amy says – reply to this

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Ugh. She's so awful!
Adrizzle says – reply to this

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I'm not surprised. She's the first person I thought of when I read the quote.
aurora says – reply to this

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Called it.
Luna says – reply to this

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Starvation makes people say dumb shit.
Justine says – reply to this

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I dont like what she is becoming
Obsessa says – reply to this

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E.T. PHONE HOME!!!
daniel says – reply to this

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She already kinda did in a movie she did very early in her career. I saw it 2 years ago on IFC. The crack must have made her forget that one.
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GREAT SHOW PEREZ! I'LL WATCH IT AGAIN TONIGHT
My fav part so far was the BOBBY B bit, LMAO
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GREAT SHOW PEREZ! I'LL WATCH IT AGAIN TONIGHT
My fav part so far was the BOBBY B bit, LMAO

ANYONE ELSE WATCHING?
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bree says – reply to this

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wasn't she the one who played dominoe the bounty hunter?..didn't she dabble in nose candy?..well keira you look drugged up anyways
Fo'sho' says – reply to this

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Nah, she's an emaciated crack head. Have fuuuuun at work today! Miss you bitch!
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Ron is Always Right says – reply to this

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won't be much of a stretch for her!
Teresa says – reply to this

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Yeah, she's becoming really annoying. I used to like her, but all she does nowadays is moan, bitch, whine.
canadian cutie says – reply to this

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she drives me nuts and has the most unattractive grin and irritating voice
nadia says – reply to this

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perez you show says at 9 pm, but i'm watching it know!!!wtf
she does not need to gain weight says – reply to this

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Hey all you fat bitches she looks good and is a perfect weight. All women should be 130 and under regardless of height.
Alli says – reply to this

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She certainly has the body for it
bill says – reply to this

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anytime u wanna trade some of that pussy for some drugs, just bring your ass to texas!!
DIE says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD
ATTENTION SEEKER TO THE MAX????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope someone kills that stupid, attention seeking, trying to be cool by swearing and saying "shocking" things, ugly retarded retard.
Emily says – reply to this

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Re: Kendra – aw, jealous.

that's sad.
Serina says – reply to this

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She's Gorgeous!!!
jackooooo says – reply to this

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i honestly guessed that.
Molly says – reply to this

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I TOTALLY GUESSED IT! I can't believe I got it right!
ruthie says – reply to this

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…………wasnt she one in Holes????
me says – reply to this

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I think she already did , apparently. I heard some people making a fuss about it. But I don't care enough to look it up or pay attention to anything she does.
Britti says – reply to this

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LOVE her. She's a great actress, that's why she's nominated for a Globe.
She does need to eat something tho…
Cindy says – reply to this

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Well that kind of role would not be a stretch for her to play. She's done pretty much everything else a whore does, just add crack and she's good to go
miss says – reply to this

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i guessed right
Mary9836 says – reply to this

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I actually like Keira…i just don't think I've seen her ever actually "act" before…
meow says – reply to this

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But she already played a crack whore in a movie calld" pure" something like that.
she got high with a 10 y\o boy
J9 says – reply to this

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she definitely tries too hard to be edgy…i liked her better when she didn't have such a massive ego
Luis says – reply to this

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Whatever, you bitches are jealous. Despite me liking Keira in the beginning she really is a great actress. Bend it Like Beckham, Pirates of the Carribean, Love Actually, Domino, and that other one where she was in nominations for an Oscar. She knows how to get her work done and you can tell that she is very dedicated. I mean, you don't see pictures of her flying around and about with her drinking, smoking, in the nightclub causing fights and s&*%. She and Natalie Portman are two very young actresses and I give them props for that.
Eat something bitch! says – reply to this

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She's got the Angelina bobble-head look going on.
mooreperfect says – reply to this

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haha
wow says – reply to this

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Nobody is that fucking skinny. Her always claiming that she does not have an eating disorder is a joke!
Cassandra says – reply to this

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wow, could've fooled me i thought she already was.
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Dear Keira - please eat!
AWP says – reply to this

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I read the article in which she was quoted as saying this a few days ago, and she was saying it sarcastically. I think this is a very good example of celebrity sites and mags taking quotes out of context.
Rebekah says – reply to this

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stop making fun of her, shes gorgeous and i love her attitude, plus she can play amazing roles

get perez to play a fat asshole, it's not THAT hard
pooptits McGee says – reply to this

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she looks like ET
i hate that slunt
blakk says – reply to this

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I have always thought this arrogant bag of bones looks like an anorexic version of Winona Ryder. Her and Winona look soooo much alike! Except Winona is much prettier!!!!
Maria says – reply to this

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She has the body for it but she's always posing with THAT face.
WTF says – reply to this

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KELLY CLARKSON - MY DECEMBER - BUY IT! STOP READING THIS CRAP
kelly says – reply to this

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I love keira! she's awesome and a great actress
April G says – reply to this

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I just knew it was her - ugh
lol says – reply to this

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Re: Luis –
So, we are jealous because we have a different opinion than you?
Okay.
Well guess what I have a fact for you. KEIRA, CAN NOT ACT.
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You are blind and stupid for thinking she can. And since having a different opinion means someone must be jealous, if you disagree you are jealous, and you are also jealous for thinking that she can act when she is fact cannot.
Jealous of who you ask? It doesn't really matter, you just are.
Doobious says – reply to this

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It was a joke you idiot! LOL. You actually thought she was serious with that comment?

YOU PEOPLE ARE MORONS. America = Stupid.
oi oiiiii FUCKERS says – reply to this

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oh for fucks sakes i am fed up with you arseholes judging her,she's not fucking anorexic how dumb can you get,my best mate is that thin and she eats like a horse,some people just have a naturally skinny frame,so why should she be judged for being one of those people just cause she's in the public eye?

next asshole who's got something to say can go fuck themselves sideways!
SKANKALINA WHOREY!! says – reply to this

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OH WAIT - SHE ALREADY PLAYS ONE IN REAL LIFE!
AND WON AN OSCAR FOR IT - WOOT WOOT!
140lbisfine&ihaveawobblytummy! says – reply to this

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Re: she does not need to gain weight – i was going to try and think of a response that might make you get a grip on reality but that's impossible so i'll just say - FUCK OFF, no one's weight is your business but your own. body fascist.
SKANKALINA WHOREY says – reply to this

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OH WAIT - SHE ALREADY PLAYS ONE IN REAL LIFE!
AND WON AN OSCAR FOR IT! WOOT WOOT
Absinnthe says – reply to this

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I guessed Ms. Knightley…as soon as I read the quote
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hangerlily.com says – reply to this

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she is so beautiful!
BITCH SIT DOWN says – reply to this

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BITCH YOU ARE SKINNY ALREADY SO U CAN PASS FOR CRACK ABUSER…NOW JUST DO ACTUAL CRACK/COCAINE AND ACT LIKE AMY CRACKHOUSE …..YOU DONT NEED A PAYCHECK FOR THAT WHEN U CAN DO IT FOR FREE!
Karaktoum says – reply to this

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IT WAS A JOKE YOU DUMB FUCK. YOU PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A SERIOUS COMMENT ON HER PART ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. BUY YOURSELVES A NEW BRAIN DUMBASSES.

AND SHE LOOKS HOT, IN EVERY RESPECT EXCEPT THAT LONG ASS NECK. STILL HOTTER THAN 99% OF YOU DUMB SLUTS.
TheSmallestEvil says – reply to this

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what, DOMINO wasn't enough for her? She was a speed freak before she died…even though it was hardly portrayed in the film…
riproar says – reply to this

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I just have to say she is so butt ugly. I do not understand why she is considered attractive. she looks like a stork alien. and her acting in the Pirates movies is unwatchable.
Perez is really a fat fucking idiot says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU ARE SO FUCKING FULL OF SHIT. SHE DOESN'T LOOK ANY MORE OF A CRACK WHORE THAN YOUR UGLY WORTHLESS FAT ASS SELF. AND SHE WASN'T BEING SERIOUS WHEN SHE SAID THAT, LEARN TO UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND HUMOUR YOU BRAINLESS STEAMING SACK OF SHIT.
shhh don't hate says – reply to this

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she kinda looks like a bobble head
Tagraen says – reply to this

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Re: riproar –

That's your oppion numbnutz. Personally I find her very attractive. And she's not a bad actress either.
ariella says – reply to this

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anyone seen pure? she smokes heroin with a ten year old
Lydia says – reply to this

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Re: lol –

LOL. That last part of the post was hilarious.
Mary says – reply to this

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so she wants to play a crack whore, What is the big deal- sounds like an interesting role. She is young naturallly thin and just watched what she eats and works out, of course she is going to stay thin . Most people her age dirnk a lot of beer and eat fast food on a regular basis.
Lisa P. says – reply to this

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I don't know what it is about this girl that I cannot stand, but I love that you cannot stand her and put pictures up that remind me what a piece of trashbangslut she is. Thanks!
Senna Trem says – reply to this

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OMG I was right… Jesus I hate that woman.
Paris Hilton says – reply to this

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she is always coked out. look at her jaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!
janes says – reply to this

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i hate that ho!
i hate that ho!
i hate that ho!
Kendra says – reply to this

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Damnit! I was thinking it would be LiLo, but I guess that really wouldn't be too far of a stretch in terms of acting.
howard says – reply to this

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she's so ugly
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS KNOWN FOR BLOWING ON MORE WHISTLES THAN A REFEREE. AFTER A HARD BAR NIGHT, SHE GOES TO THE BACK ALLEYS. THEN MEN STAND IN LINE AND SHE BLOWS ALL THEIR COCKS. THATS WHAT SHE DOES - BECAUSE SHE JUST CANT ACT. FUCKIN HASBEEN
sophie says – reply to this

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I WISH AMERICANS COULD GRASP SARCASM
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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That's not much of a stretch from being a bitchy ANNA…
The Drunken Russian says – reply to this

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LOVE YOU KEIRA! YOU ARE HANDS DOWN MY FAVORITE ACTRESS OF ALL TIME. PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SHOULS HAVE WON YOU AN OSCAR. THAT SCENE IN THE RAIN WITH THE ARGUEMENT WITH MR. DARCY WAS INTENSE. NEVER MIND ALL THE PEOPLE BASHING YOU HERE FOR YOUR ACTING OR WEIGHT, THEY ARE NOT IMPORTANT AND ALL JUST A BUNCH OF JEALOUS FATTIES! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ANTONMENT AND SILK.
karen b says – reply to this

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Having seen the waif like Mz Knightley in person recently, I wouldn't be surprised if she was already on the stuff.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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what a CUNT!BUT… SHE IS A CRACK WHORE.