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"Abdul's urine stolen by fan"
But of course it is! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
American Idol judge Paula Abdul once experienced theft at the hands of an obsessed fan, after a medical employee stole a sample of her urine.
The 45-year-old was shocked when her doctor asked her to provide a second urine sample, because the specimen she had previously provided was taken by a member of hospital staff.
She recalls, "Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynecologist and my doctor said, 'We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?'
"I told him that I'd left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, 'This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.' Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it's a funny story."
ha
he should have run some drug test on it so we can finally know what kind of crazy druggs she's really on!!!
Well I am the worlds biggest Madonna fan and I stole one of her turds from a dressing room when she played Madison Square Garden last year!! I now have it on display on a shelf and in a jar at my house. WHO DOES THIS SHIT???!!!!!!
How gross!!!!!!!
PEREZ… YOU ARE A FAT, STUPID, UGLY ANAL BLOWHOLE. YOU MAKE ALL OTHER GAYS JUST LOOK ABSURD. GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN. OH YEA, GO SUCK A D**K. OH WAIT, YOU ALLREADY DO! LOSER….
4th
I bet all he wanted was a contact buzz!!!!
Your site is stupid. You news is even more rediculous. When are you just going to grow up? Your a grown man (and rather large) romping around in a dress while telling others that they're rediculous. Seriously, grow up. And by the way, your an AMERICAN. Stop supporting Canada. If you love it so much, move there. Get off American soil! Oh wait, Canada doesn't like you…
Re: STUPID – Stupid is as Stupid does. Leave Perez Alone!!
Re: MIKE – Mike's a dick, eh?
omg that is sooo gross.
who does that shit.
what is he gonna do drink it???
hehe.
later bitches!
Why would SHE even have ANY fans? Of course the ONE she does have is just as crazy as she is.
DANNII MINOUGUE IS AN UGLY CUNT, WOULD NOT PISS ON HER IF SHE WAS ON FIRE.
PS- HER SISTER IS A CUNT- IT MUST RUN IN THE FAMILY. USELESS BITCH WHORE SLAG
PAULA IS CRAZY HER PISS WAS PROBABLY MUSTY
DRUG TEST!
Re: Occupent – Leave Perez alone?! He bashes on people for no reason!! He looks like "Gummy Bear's" brother. I bet they pretend they are when they're blowing each other. Ohhh insest, yummy! Perez is just an annoying homo. I bet his show doesn't get a second season because the ratings are like his hobby… They both BLOW.
Yea mike we'll I'm Canadian and you can get on you motherfuckin knees and give me an extra sloppy BJ, cause you're probabley just the dumbest individual, and at least I wake up in the morning and actually feel like I live in a free country my man.
HEY "STUPID" IF YOU HATE PEREZ SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON HIS PAGE… WHO IS STUPID NOW????
Re: STUPID –
Go on, tell the truth.
You hate yourself.
You are gay and it scares you.
Come out of the closet, really, no one will mind.
Re: STUPID – What's even more sad is that you spend time here if you hate it so much. Get a life, darlin.
i love paula
I am her biggest fan but i wouldnt do that haha
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What a fantastic story. I hope the fan keeps her wee in a crystal decanter and displays it in his house.
SHE IS A LIAR! SHE USED DRUGS ON THE SHOW! PAULA IT'S NOT CALLED MEDICINE IF YOU CRUSH IT UP AND PUT IT IN YOUR SIPPY CUP. YAH! SHE USES A SIPPY CUP FOR SPILLS I MEAN PILLS!!!!
If you hate Perez so much, then stop reading his shit!!!! No one is forcing you to read it!!!
I LOVE PAULA ABDUL. I CANT WAIT FOR THE RETURN OF AMERICAN IDOL. only 1 more month now! i miss her
I LOVE YOU PEREZ IM FROM MONTREAL CANADA IM ON UR SITE ALL DAY CUIDATE PAPI XOXOBESOS XOXOXO NANCY
Re: sandra – how dumb… you actually thought he was serious??
i think it's hilarious that the media treats this as news. this is something that happened to her almost 20 years ago. i even remember her talking about it in some interview, probably more than 15 years ago! hehe. its disgusting and unbelievable, thats why i still remember it hehe
PEREZ MONTREAL(CANADA) LOVES YOU! YOU MUST COME TO "PLUS SUR COMMANDE"!
hehe
i love paula. but i wouldnt do that
Paula doesnt do drugs. i cant believe there are people who Still think so. i mean seriously. there is no evidence, and for one reason, she doesnt do them! if she did drugs, some of her lovely "assistants" would know about it, and they would have already sold the story to the media. but there is No proof at all. because shes innocent.
Re: sandra – Of course I didnt eat it because then I would have nothing to display!!! idiot! but…i did sniff it and touch it without gloves.
i love her. weird story though
No evidence Paula uses drugs? People who say this are as delusional as she is. Just look at how she behaves, that's evidence enough. Hit and Run, garbled speech, glassy eyes, lying, falling down. She is a walking advertisement for the necessities of rehab clinics.
Re: MIKE –
MIKE happens to be fucking amazing. Just thought you should all know that…
omg
i dont get why a story from 1990 suddenly is all over the blogs??
I LOVE PAULA BUT I WOULDNT DO THAT! WOW…
paula is the best. i wouldnt steal her pee, but im not surprised someone did
embarassing! i wonder what he did with it! guess i dont wanna know, and she probably doesnt wanna know either
She either stole this herself or it never happened. She is just a talentless washed up attention whore.
i love paula. i think this is a funny story
poor paula. wow
It's Lynne Spears!
i can definitely imagine someone being that obsessed about Paula. she is the best
gross, poor Paula
Re: STUPID –
ok this is insane! wtf is he going to do with a sample of her urine anyways? thats one creep! i betcha soon enuff were going to see it on ebay…. hahahaha what i want to kno is perez if you had the chance would you take zac efrons pee? and come on guys grow up! if you dont like Perez the get the fuk off his site! its not like hes begging you to come visit and if youre here your obviously here for some other reason that hate! cas i dont sit and look and comment at shit i hate! grow the fuk up! and fyi Perez is a beautiful person inside and out and too bad hes gay cas i wanna tap that!
Fuck off Mike you dumb ass American,we love Perez in Canada.If you hate the site so much,why are you on it.
wow. but why does perez write Krazy over paulas picture, as if she was the one who did something crazy? it's not her fault that some obsessed fan stole her pee, that doesnt make her crazy.
Re: MIKE –
Why are you on his website then u fucking hater??????
Focus ur bitterness on someone else like yourself
Is that a recent picture of paula? did she go back to blonde again? i prefer her hair dark
TEST IT! TEST IT! The world wants to know what drugs shes on!!!!!!!!
Viva LA Crazy Bitch!
um paula last time i checked u put ur urine in the little door in the bathroom! yeah thats not a door for small people its where u put ur pee!
FUNNY!!!!
shes gorgeous and a superstar. im not surprised someone did that, not at all.
$20 says he uses it to make jenkem.
Ahhh nothin like sniffin the piss of your idol.
God this world is so fucked up.
Re: MIKE – YOUR News!
Mike spell check!
Mike Can't get laid?
Mike why do u come to this site if u don't like it so much?
Mike do u steal pee?
Mike is this story about YOOU??
mIKE Calm Dowwn its just Dish, Gossip, its craptastic shit!
Mike Its One Nation Under A Groove! Ok
famous words from a completely and totally unfit mother Eat it lick it fuckit snort it………i know i got it backwards but you get the point!
Mike Love yourself before you hate on others!
Actually Mike, Canada LOVES Perez and if you don't like him, why are you on his site?!?!?! Get a life.
hope he didnt drink it
Re: MIKE – Actually Canada loves Perez! And to everyone that comes onto PEREZHILTON.COM and makes negative comments about Perez, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!?!?!?!?!?!
love u paula abdul. what he did was pretty psycho though. he must have been real obsessed
paula's assistants rock!
well i already knew there are a lot of people out there who are obsessed with paula, but i didnt know they could be That obsessed.
She forgot to mention that is was her probation officer.
funny story. love her btw
I'd like it directly from the source.
Now I am a huge paula fan but there is no way in hell I would steal her pee that is just f*ed up. OMG! How disgusting
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They forgot to mention that Paula's urine smelled like tuna fish and cigarettes.
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……..and is bright orange from all the drugs she's on.
too much information..did not need to know that.
She is crazy and I wonder if the guy got fired, there has to be something wrong with you to steal pee!
Why would she tell that story? I just wonder if that guy got fired, there has to be something wrong with you if you steal pee!
Re: sandra –
STFU you stupid cunt
oh poor paula 07 was a horrible year for her first her show where she made an ass out of herself then she falls now sum one stole her pee lmao
Re: MIKE – youre and idiot
dont come to perez's site and read stuff like this if you think its stupid
ps- im from canada and i love perez
hes his own person, an individual who doesn't conform.
last time i checked that was a good thing.
and why isn't perez allowed to support canada?
with most celebrities these days being so ridiculously anti-american its nice to see a person in the spotlight that doesn't disrespect their own country AND supports its allies/neighbours.
saying that its wrond to like countries that help you fight your battles just because we can and want to makes me sick
you should read a newspaper sometime and maybe figure out how the world works.
like market economies, keynes vs. hayek, NAFTA, the world bank, imf, etc.
stop being an idiot and wasting everybodys time.
Re: youhavenorighttosaywhatyoudontknow – i meant "youre an idiot"
that is gross. nobody wants her stinkin pee.
she-esh..i got my own.
THAT GUY WHO STOLE IT SHOULD OF HAD IT TESTED FOR DRUGS!!! I WOULD BET MY LIFE THAT BITCH TAKES ENOUGH PAINKILLERS TO KILL A HORSE.
some crazy ( very crazy) fan will get a hold of this on ebay and in the privacy of his own home treat himself( of herself,…) to a golden shower by the one and only p.Abdul !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats wrong with her? u hang on to your urine , men loves golden showers - dont go spreading that stuff like its trash!
Re: MIKE – Actually some Canadians do like him. I have a suggestion though if you hate perez dont come to this site, dont add to his numbers and dont click on the ads. Boycotting is much more effective since he probably doesnt read the comments. Personally I dont mind perez but to each their own.
comment number 5 sucks. i hate that person. and paula abdul is gross now.
Lucky guy, Gets to sell it on eBay and make a fortune……
this is so old it happened back in the 90's, get your story's straight.
and it's not her problem that some sick ass hole stole her urine,
i can't see why you people can't leave her alone,
my mother has rsd and ms and her meds and her muscles cause her so much problem she acts like paula with her slured speach i don't see whats so funny about it, there is no pictures of her coming out of clubs or bars, she makes more money then all of us including perez on this board so she must be doing something good,
she isn't even in the same class as britney,lindsey,paris,nicole
the women does her work and goes home yeah she is harable
where is your post about her yesturday where her and randy went all over la giving out toy's clothes, and reading to the kids that are suffering hmm
ive had to re-do a urine test before because they lost it , too. it happensall the time. but in paula's mind it had to have been stolen by one of her imaginary fans. as if.
she doesn't need imaginary. our msn board has about 2,000
members thank you,
that's nasty!
TEST THAT URINE FOR DRUGS!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA KNOW HOW MANY MILS OF METHADONE SHE TAKES A DAY. ALL THAT NODDING OUT AND SLURRING. SHE IS AN ANNA NICOLE TWIN, THEY ARE/WHERE HOOKED ON THE SAME METHADONE / HERION/ PAIN PILLS/ OPIATES. ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS. HEY PAULA, I DARE YOU TO SUBMIT TO A URINE TEST!!!!!!!!!!! SHE MUST THINK WE ARE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS. SHE IS THE IDIOT.
Crazy fan is looking for a little crazy Abdul "Golden Shower" action…..LOL. F*#KING gross