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"Abdul's urine stolen by fan"

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[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Abdul's urine stolen by fan

American Idol judge Paula Abdul once experienced theft at the hands of an obsessed fan, after a medical employee stole a sample of her urine.

The 45-year-old was shocked when her doctor asked her to provide a second urine sample, because the specimen she had previously provided was taken by a member of hospital staff.

She recalls, "Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynecologist and my doctor said, 'We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?'

"I told him that I'd left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, 'This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.' Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it's a funny story."

    Posted: Dec 14, 2007 at 1:27 pm / Email this  »
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    1. chas says – reply to this


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      ha

    2. amy says – reply to this


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      he should have run some drug test on it so we can finally know what kind of crazy druggs she's really on!!!

    3. BLAKK says – reply to this


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      Well I am the worlds biggest Madonna fan and I stole one of her turds from a dressing room when she played Madison Square Garden last year!! I now have it on display on a shelf and in a jar at my house. WHO DOES THIS SHIT???!!!!!!

    4. Renee says – reply to this


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      How gross!!!!!!!

    5. STUPID says – reply to this


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      PEREZ… YOU ARE A FAT, STUPID, UGLY ANAL BLOWHOLE. YOU MAKE ALL OTHER GAYS JUST LOOK ABSURD. GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN. OH YEA, GO SUCK A D**K. OH WAIT, YOU ALLREADY DO! LOSER….

    6. ^^^^ says – reply to this


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      4th

    7. Steph says – reply to this


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      I bet all he wanted was a contact buzz!!!!

    8. MIKE says – reply to this


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      Your site is stupid. You news is even more rediculous. When are you just going to grow up? Your a grown man (and rather large) romping around in a dress while telling others that they're rediculous. Seriously, grow up. And by the way, your an AMERICAN. Stop supporting Canada. If you love it so much, move there. Get off American soil! Oh wait, Canada doesn't like you…

    9. Occupent says – reply to this


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      Re: STUPID – Stupid is as Stupid does. Leave Perez Alone!!

    10. occupent says – reply to this


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      Re: MIKE – Mike's a dick, eh?

    11. louigy says – reply to this


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      omg that is sooo gross.
      who does that shit.
      what is he gonna do drink it???
      hehe.
      later bitches!

    12. Daisy says – reply to this


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      Why would SHE even have ANY fans? Of course the ONE she does have is just as crazy as she is.

    13. THE TRUTH says – reply to this


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      DANNII MINOUGUE IS AN UGLY CUNT, WOULD NOT PISS ON HER IF SHE WAS ON FIRE.

      PS- HER SISTER IS A CUNT- IT MUST RUN IN THE FAMILY. USELESS BITCH WHORE SLAG
      PAULA IS CRAZY HER PISS WAS PROBABLY MUSTY

    14. Leslie says – reply to this


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      DRUG TEST!

    15. STUPID says – reply to this


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      Re: Occupent – Leave Perez alone?! He bashes on people for no reason!! He looks like "Gummy Bear's" brother. I bet they pretend they are when they're blowing each other. Ohhh insest, yummy! Perez is just an annoying homo. I bet his show doesn't get a second season because the ratings are like his hobby… They both BLOW.

    16. Nolan Harley lll says – reply to this


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      Yea mike we'll I'm Canadian and you can get on you motherfuckin knees and give me an extra sloppy BJ, cause you're probabley just the dumbest individual, and at least I wake up in the morning and actually feel like I live in a free country my man.

    17. G-UNIT says – reply to this


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      HEY "STUPID" IF YOU HATE PEREZ SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON HIS PAGE… WHO IS STUPID NOW????

    18. You hate yourself says – reply to this


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      Re: STUPID –
      Go on, tell the truth.
      You hate yourself.
      You are gay and it scares you.
      Come out of the closet, really, no one will mind.

    19. Sad for Stupid says – reply to this


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      Re: STUPID – What's even more sad is that you spend time here if you hate it so much. Get a life, darlin.

    20. fggf says – reply to this


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      i love paula

    21. hey says – reply to this


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      I am her biggest fan but i wouldnt do that haha

    22. Beverley Watts says – reply to this


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      Nowmagazine.co.uk>>
      What a fantastic story. I hope the fan keeps her wee in a crystal decanter and displays it in his house.

    23. pat b says – reply to this


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      SHE IS A LIAR! SHE USED DRUGS ON THE SHOW! PAULA IT'S NOT CALLED MEDICINE IF YOU CRUSH IT UP AND PUT IT IN YOUR SIPPY CUP. YAH! SHE USES A SIPPY CUP FOR SPILLS I MEAN PILLS!!!!

    24. kay Ray says – reply to this


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      If you hate Perez so much, then stop reading his shit!!!! No one is forcing you to read it!!!

    25. manda says – reply to this


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      I LOVE PAULA ABDUL. I CANT WAIT FOR THE RETURN OF AMERICAN IDOL. only 1 more month now! i miss her

    26. NANCY says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU PEREZ IM FROM MONTREAL CANADA IM ON UR SITE ALL DAY CUIDATE PAPI XOXOBESOS XOXOXO NANCY

    27. Me says – reply to this


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      Re: sandra – how dumb… you actually thought he was serious??

    28. wow says – reply to this


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      i think it's hilarious that the media treats this as news. this is something that happened to her almost 20 years ago. i even remember her talking about it in some interview, probably more than 15 years ago! hehe. its disgusting and unbelievable, thats why i still remember it hehe

    29. CHELNY says – reply to this


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      PEREZ MONTREAL(CANADA) LOVES YOU! YOU MUST COME TO "PLUS SUR COMMANDE"!

    30. abcd says – reply to this


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      hehe

    31. jen says – reply to this


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      i love paula. but i wouldnt do that

    32. omg says – reply to this


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      Paula doesnt do drugs. i cant believe there are people who Still think so. i mean seriously. there is no evidence, and for one reason, she doesnt do them! if she did drugs, some of her lovely "assistants" would know about it, and they would have already sold the story to the media. but there is No proof at all. because shes innocent.

    33. blakk says – reply to this


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      Re: sandra – Of course I didnt eat it because then I would have nothing to display!!! idiot! but…i did sniff it and touch it without gloves.

    34. Amy says – reply to this


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      i love her. weird story though

    35. InAPinch says – reply to this


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      No evidence Paula uses drugs? People who say this are as delusional as she is. Just look at how she behaves, that's evidence enough. Hit and Run, garbled speech, glassy eyes, lying, falling down. She is a walking advertisement for the necessities of rehab clinics.

    36. Kristen says – reply to this


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      Re: MIKE –

      MIKE happens to be fucking amazing. Just thought you should all know that…

    37. susy says – reply to this


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      omg

    38. dana says – reply to this


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      i dont get why a story from 1990 suddenly is all over the blogs??

    39. FAN says – reply to this


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      I LOVE PAULA BUT I WOULDNT DO THAT! WOW…

    40. yay says – reply to this


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      paula is the best. i wouldnt steal her pee, but im not surprised someone did

    41. Sara says – reply to this


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      embarassing! i wonder what he did with it! guess i dont wanna know, and she probably doesnt wanna know either

    42. Gerald_Tarrant says – reply to this


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      She either stole this herself or it never happened. She is just a talentless washed up attention whore.

    43. idol fan says – reply to this


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      i love paula. i think this is a funny story

    44. Alexis says – reply to this


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      poor paula. wow

    45. Suk Dat Cok Paca says – reply to this


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      It's Lynne Spears!

    46. ok says – reply to this


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      i can definitely imagine someone being that obsessed about Paula. she is the best

    47. gross says – reply to this


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      gross, poor Paula

    48. Hollayyy[ who wishes Perez wasnt gay. id tap that!] says – reply to this


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      Re: STUPID –
      ok this is insane! wtf is he going to do with a sample of her urine anyways? thats one creep! i betcha soon enuff were going to see it on ebay…. hahahaha what i want to kno is perez if you had the chance would you take zac efrons pee? and come on guys grow up! if you dont like Perez the get the fuk off his site! its not like hes begging you to come visit and if youre here your obviously here for some other reason that hate! cas i dont sit and look and comment at shit i hate! grow the fuk up! and fyi Perez is a beautiful person inside and out and too bad hes gay cas i wanna tap that!

    49. Canada Loves Perez says – reply to this


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      Fuck off Mike you dumb ass American,we love Perez in Canada.If you hate the site so much,why are you on it.

    50. Leanne says – reply to this


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      wow. but why does perez write Krazy over paulas picture, as if she was the one who did something crazy? it's not her fault that some obsessed fan stole her pee, that doesnt make her crazy.

    51. Christine says – reply to this


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      Re: MIKE –
      Why are you on his website then u fucking hater??????
      Focus ur bitterness on someone else like yourself

    52. C says – reply to this


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      Is that a recent picture of paula? did she go back to blonde again? i prefer her hair dark

    53. Test That Shit For Drugs (illegal and prescription)!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      TEST IT! TEST IT! The world wants to know what drugs shes on!!!!!!!!

    54. ~julie~ says – reply to this


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      Viva LA Crazy Bitch!
      um paula last time i checked u put ur urine in the little door in the bathroom! yeah thats not a door for small people its where u put ur pee!
      FUNNY!!!!

    55. not surprised says – reply to this


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      shes gorgeous and a superstar. im not surprised someone did that, not at all.

    56. ryan says – reply to this


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      $20 says he uses it to make jenkem.

      Ahhh nothin like sniffin the piss of your idol.

      God this world is so fucked up.

    57. ~julie~ says – reply to this


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      Re: MIKE – YOUR News!
      Mike spell check!
      Mike Can't get laid?
      Mike why do u come to this site if u don't like it so much?
      Mike do u steal pee?
      Mike is this story about YOOU??
      mIKE Calm Dowwn its just Dish, Gossip, its craptastic shit!
      Mike Its One Nation Under A Groove! Ok
      famous words from a completely and totally unfit mother Eat it lick it fuckit snort it………i know i got it backwards but you get the point!
      Mike Love yourself before you hate on others!

    58. Swank says – reply to this


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      Actually Mike, Canada LOVES Perez and if you don't like him, why are you on his site?!?!?! Get a life.

    59. hey says – reply to this


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      hope he didnt drink it

    60. Swanks says – reply to this


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      Re: MIKE – Actually Canada loves Perez! And to everyone that comes onto PEREZHILTON.COM and makes negative comments about Perez, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!?!?!?!?!?!

    61. fjkfkjd says – reply to this


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      love u paula abdul. what he did was pretty psycho though. he must have been real obsessed

    62. Juno says – reply to this


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      paula's assistants rock!

    63. zz says – reply to this


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      well i already knew there are a lot of people out there who are obsessed with paula, but i didnt know they could be That obsessed.

    64. Shannon says – reply to this


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      She forgot to mention that is was her probation officer.

    65. ava says – reply to this


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      funny story. love her btw

    66. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      I'd like it directly from the source.

    67. Alex says – reply to this


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      Now I am a huge paula fan but there is no way in hell I would steal her pee that is just f*ed up. OMG! How disgusting

    68. IHateBritney says – reply to this


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      .
      .
      They forgot to mention that Paula's urine smelled like tuna fish and cigarettes.
      .
      .
      ……..and is bright orange from all the drugs she's on.

    69. giinny says – reply to this


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      too much information..did not need to know that.

    70. worksit says – reply to this


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      She is crazy and I wonder if the guy got fired, there has to be something wrong with you to steal pee!

    71. worksit says – reply to this


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      Why would she tell that story? I just wonder if that guy got fired, there has to be something wrong with you if you steal pee!

    72. say what says – reply to this


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      Re: sandra –

      STFU you stupid cunt

    73. JNS says – reply to this


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      oh poor paula 07 was a horrible year for her first her show where she made an ass out of herself then she falls now sum one stole her pee lmao

    74. youhavenorighttosaywhatyoudontknow says – reply to this


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      Re: MIKE – youre and idiot
      dont come to perez's site and read stuff like this if you think its stupid
      ps- im from canada and i love perez
      hes his own person, an individual who doesn't conform.
      last time i checked that was a good thing.
      and why isn't perez allowed to support canada?
      with most celebrities these days being so ridiculously anti-american its nice to see a person in the spotlight that doesn't disrespect their own country AND supports its allies/neighbours.
      saying that its wrond to like countries that help you fight your battles just because we can and want to makes me sick
      you should read a newspaper sometime and maybe figure out how the world works.
      like market economies, keynes vs. hayek, NAFTA, the world bank, imf, etc.
      stop being an idiot and wasting everybodys time.

    75. ooppss says – reply to this


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      Re: youhavenorighttosaywhatyoudontknow – i meant "youre an idiot"

    76. yaniieboo says – reply to this


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      that is gross. nobody wants her stinkin pee.
      she-esh..i got my own.

    77. LAUREN says – reply to this


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      THAT GUY WHO STOLE IT SHOULD OF HAD IT TESTED FOR DRUGS!!! I WOULD BET MY LIFE THAT BITCH TAKES ENOUGH PAINKILLERS TO KILL A HORSE.

    78. ninanorway says – reply to this


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      some crazy ( very crazy) fan will get a hold of this on ebay and in the privacy of his own home treat himself( of herself,…) to a golden shower by the one and only p.Abdul !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats wrong with her? u hang on to your urine , men loves golden showers - dont go spreading that stuff like its trash!

    79. stef says – reply to this


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      Re: MIKE – Actually some Canadians do like him. I have a suggestion though if you hate perez dont come to this site, dont add to his numbers and dont click on the ads. Boycotting is much more effective since he probably doesnt read the comments. Personally I dont mind perez but to each their own.

    80. marissa says – reply to this


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      comment number 5 sucks. i hate that person. and paula abdul is gross now.

    81. Jason Bourne says – reply to this


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      Lucky guy, Gets to sell it on eBay and make a fortune……

    82. missy says – reply to this


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      this is so old it happened back in the 90's, get your story's straight.
      and it's not her problem that some sick ass hole stole her urine,
      i can't see why you people can't leave her alone,
      my mother has rsd and ms and her meds and her muscles cause her so much problem she acts like paula with her slured speach i don't see whats so funny about it, there is no pictures of her coming out of clubs or bars, she makes more money then all of us including perez on this board so she must be doing something good,
      she isn't even in the same class as britney,lindsey,paris,nicole
      the women does her work and goes home yeah she is harable

      where is your post about her yesturday where her and randy went all over la giving out toy's clothes, and reading to the kids that are suffering hmm

    83. Heidi Ho says – reply to this


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      ive had to re-do a urine test before because they lost it , too. it happensall the time. but in paula's mind it had to have been stolen by one of her imaginary fans. as if.

    84. missy says – reply to this


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      she doesn't need imaginary. our msn board has about 2,000
      members thank you,

    85. Kelley says – reply to this


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      that's nasty!

    86. SamSam says – reply to this


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      TEST THAT URINE FOR DRUGS!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA KNOW HOW MANY MILS OF METHADONE SHE TAKES A DAY. ALL THAT NODDING OUT AND SLURRING. SHE IS AN ANNA NICOLE TWIN, THEY ARE/WHERE HOOKED ON THE SAME METHADONE / HERION/ PAIN PILLS/ OPIATES. ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS. HEY PAULA, I DARE YOU TO SUBMIT TO A URINE TEST!!!!!!!!!!! SHE MUST THINK WE ARE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS. SHE IS THE IDIOT.

    87. Shower says – reply to this


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      Crazy fan is looking for a little crazy Abdul "Golden Shower" action…..LOL. F*#KING gross

    88. les says – reply to this


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      Fans do the damnest things. And I don't see how this makes her crazy. If anything, it's the person who took it that might have issues. As for people who keep insisting she's high on drugs, who are you to talk??? I've seen her on her reality show and as someone who has witnessed what RSD and chronic pain, as well as the medications which help manage these conditions can do to a person, it's amazing she even works the way she does, let alone stay positive. If you live with what she has, and end up being publicly ridiculed for it, maybe you guys won't be so quick to label her as crazy.

    89. aunty donna says – reply to this


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      now what is he gonna do with that???? u know I dont even want an anset

    90. Candice says – reply to this


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      Ewwwww How nasty
      what do ya'll thikn he did with it?

    91. Candice says – reply to this


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      Ewwwww How nasty
      what do ya'll think he did with it?

    92. Candice says – reply to this


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      Ewwwww How nasty
      what do ya'll think he did with it?