Secret Agent Mayer

Filed under: John Mayer

John Mayer acts like a secret agent who talks on his imaginary microphone informing other agents that he is escorting his girlfriend, TV actress Minka Kelly, after partying the night away at Bar 1200 in LA on Friday.

Mayer said, "Escorting Minka Kelly, please get back."

She looks equal parts bemused and embarrassed!

It's surprising this relationship has lasted this long!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Dec 15, 2007 at 5:37 pm / Email this »

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Pinche says – reply to this

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Oy vey.
first says – reply to this

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not first i bet
johnmaya says – reply to this

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FIRST! She looks happy yum
dani says – reply to this

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he seems fun to hang out with
dork says – reply to this

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first
kristen says – reply to this

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first!
not saying it says – reply to this

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I am also surprised they last this long.
okied says – reply to this

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Mayer is a funny beast.
okied says – reply to this

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Mayer is a funny beast.
okied says – reply to this

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Mayer is a funny beast.
okied says – reply to this

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Mayer is a funny beast.
okied says – reply to this

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Mayer is a funny beast.
seventh sista says – reply to this

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Would I do him? Sadly, yes.
JoSho says – reply to this

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firsttttttt?!

fa sho!
bl0ndieNYC says – reply to this

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thats funny. I like Johnny.
gillianfg says – reply to this

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That's their going-out attire?
BB says – reply to this

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Re: janet – janet, thats OLD so STFU
kelly says – reply to this

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Love Minka! Friday Night Lights is great.
Emmy says – reply to this

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Whats so great about John? Hes ugly and untalented.
Josh says – reply to this

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I think that's just normal. I mean, he's just foolishing around. What's the big deal with that, specially when you're in love??
LaLe says – reply to this

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Aww..I love Minka!! She's such a great actress and she's crazy beautiful. I like her much better with John than that tranny looking white trash piece of shit Jessica.

Way to go John for actually finding someone with talent!!!!
LaLe says – reply to this

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Aww..I love Minka!! She's such a great actress and she's crazy beautiful. I like her much better with John than that tranny looking white trash piece of shit Jessica.

Way to go John for actually finding someone with talent!!!!
LaLe says – reply to this

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Aww..I love Minka!! She's such a great actress and she's crazy beautiful. I like her much better with John than that tranny looking white trash piece of shit Jessica.

Way to go John for actually finding someone with talent!!!!
LaLe says – reply to this

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Aww..I love Minka!! She's such a great actress and she's crazy beautiful. I like her much better with John than that tranny looking white trash piece of shit Jessica.

Way to go John for actually finding someone with talent!!!!
LaLe says – reply to this

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Aww..I love Minka!! She's such a great actress and she's crazy beautiful. I like her much better with John than that tranny looking white trash piece of shit Jessica.

Way to go John for actually finding someone with talent!!!!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNL fan says – reply to this

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I love FNL also. But I have to be honest, Minka isn't the best actress in the world. All the same, I am glad that the cast is getting some love, I just wish Perez would show a little more towards some of the other amazing actors/actresses from the show. Instead we have to endure the inferior cast of Gossip Girls plastered all over.
tianna says – reply to this

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they are cute together- obviously more chemistry here then with stiff Jessica.
Cristina Grym says – reply to this

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HEY EVERYBODY!!!I'm Cristina from Sapin, I love Perez and I read everyday the web but somedays he's so mean but I admit I love it!ja ja ja VIVA LA WINO AND FUCK TO REHAB!!!
Cristina Grym says – reply to this

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HEY EVERYBODY!!!I'm Cristina from Spain, I love Perez and I read everyday the web but somedays he's so mean but I admit I love it!ja ja ja VIVA LA WINO AND FUCK TO REHAB!!!
christy says – reply to this

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what??? I don't get this post. what are you talking about??
Cristina Grym says – reply to this

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Oh I'm just introducing myself je je je
Leon says – reply to this

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RHYDIAN LOST THE FINAL!
beauty_w_brains says – reply to this

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Re: janet –

Janet, what did your parents do to you girl?
Jeff says – reply to this

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MINDA POST IS WATCHING YOU !
Jeff says – reply to this

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MINDA POST IS WATCHING YOU
Candy Barr says – reply to this

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So what? Perhaps he doesn't want to share his date with everyone else.

And CHRIS, who cares if you don't think she is as beautiful as Jessica . . . She probably isn't as much bullshit as the Simpson Clan, either.
RACHAEL SCOTLAND says – reply to this

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YAAS - LEON X-FACTOR WINNER 2007 - YAAAAS!!!!
Kiara says – reply to this

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awh, cute. :]
RACHAEL, SCOTLAND says – reply to this

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YAAS - LEON X-FACTOR WINNER 2007 - YAAAAS!!!!"
ExpatJane says – reply to this

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This isn't about her acting talent, you morons.

She's a young and gorgeous woman.

She's got music industry cred: her father is Rick Dufay from Aerosmith, so she's not some idiot chick in awe of everything around John (that's probably a relief to him).

Plus, most important, they clearly like each other's company.

We don't know how long the John and Jess relationship lasted, BTW. They were outted by a delivery man, remember?
WTF? says – reply to this

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Re: CHRIS – Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze! Yeah right …You must be Jessica.
LEGOLAS says – reply to this

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JOHN AND I HAD A TORRID LOVE AFFAIR. HE ALWAYS MADE ME WEAR MY ARCHERY BOW, IN THE NUDE, AS HE THRUST HIS GOLDEN ARROW UP MY POOPER. HE MADE ME SCREAM FRODO…FRODO OVER AND OVER AS I CAME
ale* says – reply to this

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please observe…minka darling wore UGGs to the club…sexy night out eh??…not so much (and yes…i am canadian)
ale* says – reply to this

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please observe…minka darling wore UGGs to the club…sexy night out eh??…mmmmm not so much
m says – reply to this

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they're a cute couple.
Izzy frm the uk says – reply to this

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Hey, jus fort id leave a comment coz i know how much u loved rydian on x factor but he didnt win He sang some brilliant songs though and im sure he'l make it big. izzy xx
kevin says – reply to this

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Shes hot.
Hes a fuckin hack.
GOD says – reply to this

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I hate this guy. I´m sure he´s gay or bisexual, he´s fuckin´ugly, but you know how women are, as long as he´s famous or rich, he´s the best looking guy in the world.
LOVE YOU PEREZ!:)
jane says – reply to this

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the guy is smart(mayer) thats what jessica simpson used to do calling the pap for attention.is her dad still advertising her boobs for movies and ………….
jane says – reply to this

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the guy is smart(mayer) thats what jessica simpson used to do calling the pap for attention.is her dad still advertising her boobs for movies and ………….
Asian Bashing? says – reply to this

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He so silly? Is Perez making fun of Asians? Sounds like it.
kitschy says – reply to this

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Okay, the woman is beautiful and when Mayer wakes up to her, what he sees is real, not blonde peroxided hair extensions. Never knew what the deal was with Jessica Simpson..never got it. Alas, I don't think Minka is into him THAT much…just a feeling..such is life.
sass says – reply to this

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perez-ie, i would say its time to give these two a name, alas i dont think she is famous enough. Cunt-y of me to say, but true.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MAYER THAT IS SO SEXY. THE FACT THAT HE'S QUIRKY MAKES HIM HOTTER
b says – reply to this

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hello…..the deal with jessica simpson was the boobs (and same with jennifer love hewitt). Glad to see he is with a normal girl
just posting says – reply to this

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MINKA YOU ARE GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Linds says – reply to this

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John, honestly…just because your publicist is calling the paparazzi and telling them where you are does not mean more people are going to buy your CD.
hottesteyecandy says – reply to this

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what does first mean?
rhcpfan says – reply to this

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I MISS HIM WITH JESSICA
tuiot says – reply to this

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uryryt
whatthefuck says – reply to this

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ExpatJane you're a stalker. You're like on how many Mayer boards? "street cred" BAHHAHAHAHA You don't know shit. He was in Aerosmith for all of 10 seconds because Brad Whitford and Joe Perry left. Futhermore, he has nothing to do with Minka or her acting. Get a life. Mayer will never fuck you!
kath says – reply to this

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hmmm…well…
i have to say john is
a pretty silly man
but maybe that girl is into
his silly little agent games….
donna says – reply to this

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I think he is so good looking and talented, but it's annoying how he's always out with all these different women. He'd be more attractive if he stayed with one for a while. Minka is a vast improvement from jessica simpson
kALLI says – reply to this

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Isn't there like a cave somewhere this Fug bear can go hibernate in for the winter?
John Mayer = Yawn says – reply to this

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Why do you post about John Mayer all the time? I don't understand your fascination with him. Please move on to something or someone else because he's rather boring on most levels. Thanks!
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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So not hot. WTF is his deal, anyway? He dumps Jessica because she calls and/or the paps chase them, now he PLAYS to them? I'm thinkin' the key word in that sentence is PLAYS. Grow up, little boy.
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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Re: kitschy – Indeed, only such shallowness that is the peroxided, lip-enhancer Jessica could actually think there was any depth to this character.
Randi says – reply to this

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I actually like John Mayer, but sorry if I was her I would never had given the hot costar she used to date, Taylor Kitsch.
Randi says – reply to this

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That should read ^ never have given up the hot costar she used to date.
Jamie says – reply to this

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So um…according to US they aren't dating…and i'm holding onto hope that that's true because i love the man…although i do want him to be happy…haha
cplusg says – reply to this

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Mayer seems like he has a good sense of humor. That probably helps their relationship. And the fact they are both pretty hott!
kathy says – reply to this

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so cute
Rosie says – reply to this

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terribly embarrasing. i still live for him
Reagan Smash says – reply to this

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leave him alone…it must be nice to be the embassment in the relationship for once…flashblack: Jessica Why-Am-I-Getting-a-Dictionary-for-My-Birthday Simpson…
John wants to be but never will be Donna says – reply to this

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Re: donna – We share the same name? Unless you are hacking my computer John Mayer and posting under my name which is more than likely this is how I feel….you are ugly, talentless, spineless and Minka is too good for you. How freakin nuts and full of vanity to ever consider I think you are remotely talented or you look anything other than Munster. You beast - me Slayer..that's my job.. If that scares you and perpetuates the need to "pretend" to the world "i" think what you posted. Take the opposite and shove it up your ???? Only reason I say to Minka run is because you'll take her down with you. You HATE women so why the act? You bring people down to raise yourself up, meanwhile I bring my self down to raise people up. No wonder you want to be me. Your jealous John. U always have been. You can't handle anyone being better than you - especially a girl. You don't have ESP so lucky you can't read my mind. It involves a HAMMER and nails. Angelic justice.
pooltop says – reply to this

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OH LOOK! More planted John Mayer stories from Mayer's publicist paying off Perez to give his washed up musician some viral coverage to the younger generation. How clever! Here's how I THINK it works…get your publicist to pay Perez hilton 5 grand (or so) per week as an editorial 'ad.' Then do a write up about John Mayer every single fucking week even though he has nothing to do with Hollywood or celebrities at all. So people see John Mayer's name every single fucking week and assume he's some kind of celebrity, the money spent to Perez pays off and people are none the wiser.
But ask yourself this: WHY DOES PEREZ COVER A WASHED UP MUSICIAN LIKE JOHN MAYER THREE TIMES A WEEK WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING? HE'S JUST SOME DOUCHEBAG THAT PLAYS THE GUITAR! EVEN PEOPLE ON THE HILLS ARE BIGGER 'CELEBRITIES' THAN MAYER.
So there's your expo. I think it's the 100% truth…decide for yourself but then you'd have to justify Perez's unnatural obsession. He runs a website about hollywood celebrities…John Mayer is neither in Hollywood nor is he a celebrity.
Things that make you go hmmmmm………
dani says – reply to this

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who wears uggs to go clubbing? Come on put a little effort into how you look when you go out!
ayb says – reply to this

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all your bases
blah says – reply to this

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If the rumors that JM did give Jessica Simpson a dictionary (or thesaurus as I heard other places) are true, that almost seems like some kind of partner abuse… I mean, that just doesn't seem like something a fundamentally stable boyfriend or person would do… more like something a misogynist who has "Bill Maher Syndrome".
Maco says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

This isn't news.

No matter how many exclamation marks you put in the write up.
jj says – reply to this

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Don't Shoot the Messenger

Which rehabbed star went into treatment after a pregnancy scare with a tall foreigner who is seen on the arms of all the Hollywood "It" girls?

MK and stavros?
what a joke! says – reply to this

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Re: LaLe – ARE YOU KIDDING???? Minka is a HORRIBLE actress!!! LMAO!!!! I never watch that crappy show again…
Dr Dre says – reply to this

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Re: kitschy – For your info, "black" is NOT minka's natural hair color!!! hahahahahaha…she dyed her fucking hair….she's a natural BLONDE! If you don't believe me, you can check out her old photos…
Fakesfraudsandfools.com says – reply to this

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I'm surprisd as well!!!
hahhahahaa says – reply to this

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JOHN MAYER = DOUCHE BAG
MINKA KELLY = CHIPMUNK
FUCK THAT HOUSECAT!!! says – reply to this

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JOHN MAYER IS AN ASSHOLE. HE SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE THE LA SCENE AND PREFER TO STAY HOME INSTEAD. BUT NOW EVERYTIME THERE IS A POST ABOUT HIM, HE WAS OUT PARTYING! HE IS SUCH A HYPOCRITE!!!!!! HE REALLY LIKES BEING AN ASSHOLE TOO!!
yeah right says – reply to this

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they have been together for only 3 months and u're surprised??? in other words u expect him to be with another girl by now? oh ok, so u must have known that he is a PLAYER!
popo says – reply to this

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eww i hate john mayer
he looks like a dork!
popo says – reply to this

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omg
that picture of john mayer……
i thought that was someone else!!!
lol he looks like someone needs to stop watching spy movies……….
popo says – reply to this

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He's a big tool!!!
ardroxx says – reply to this

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i think its cute.
DJ says – reply to this

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Re: Jamie –

I read that same thing in US magazine, but it wasn't a direct quote from John about Minka not being his girlfriend, it was from a "source" close to him. I'm not really buying that these two are not a couple, though. They just look and act like a couple to me.
KATieEnglishHun says – reply to this

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