Secret Agent Mayer

Filed under: John Mayer

John Mayer acts like a secret agent who talks on his imaginary microphone informing other agents that he is escorting his girlfriend, TV actress Minka Kelly, after partying the night away at Bar 1200 in LA on Friday.

Mayer said, "Escorting Minka Kelly, please get back."

She looks equal parts bemused and embarrassed!

It's surprising this relationship has lasted this long!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Dec 15, 2007 at 5:37 pm / Email this »

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◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this

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lauren says – reply to this

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it sounds like john mayer wrote this post. it's funny, so perez sure as hell didn't write it.
Jamie says – reply to this

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I think Perez is developing a man crush on John Mayer!!!
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yours truly says – reply to this

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Perez,
I guess your at church this morning, otherwise there would b something new up by now..
AMANDA says – reply to this

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who gives a shit
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perezsucks says – reply to this

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R U an idiot? it's been 24 hours and no one really gives a fuck about john mayer! where's the news? where's nicole richie, WE WANT THE GOSSIP ALREADY!
deedee says – reply to this

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update you fat fuck
lou says – reply to this

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so u just never update now?

geesh, you are forgetting the people that made u famous in the first place…
amanda says – reply to this

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FIRSTFIRSTERMCFIRSTALICIOUS says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

I'M SOOOOO F-ING FIRST
blah says – reply to this

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really perez nothing new?! this has been up since friday i think! im bored i want mroe juice
fuckah says – reply to this

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dude what the fuck?
this has been up for like 8 motherfucking hours
without something new.

FUCK THIS!

i cant read this shit if youre not gunna keep me posted.
anon says – reply to this

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Re: what a joke! –

Her show is actually great. Minka is the weakest link acting wise, but the rest of the cast in top notch.
freda says – reply to this

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Re: anon – Thanks for the info. Now I know John Mayer is veryyy into WEAK ACTRESSES….LOL!!!
MYSTICGODDESS says – reply to this

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Re: John wants to be but never will be Donna – GEEZ!!! YOU ARE TRULY A FUCKING PSYCHO!! GET HELP!! PLEASE! BEFORE YOU END UP GOING ON A SHOOTING SPREE!! ALSO: TO ANYONE WHO MULTI-POSTS THE SAME MESSAGE OVER & OVER AGAIN– YOU ARE SUCH A PATHETIC LOSER!! STOP SATURATING YOU STUPID ILLITERATE ASSHOLES!! OH YEAH, AND JOHN IS A DOUCHE…THERE'S A REASON WHY HE ALWAYS REFERS TO HIMSELF AS ONE…HE'S JUST BEING HONEST…PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT THEMSELVES IF YOU LISTEN… LOOKS LIKE THIS BORING NOBODY CHIPMUNK CHICK IS GETTING HER FAIR SHARE OF PUBLICITY- IT'S CLEAR THAT'S ALL SHE'S REALLY INTERESTED IN…*PEACE*
MYSTICGODDESS says – reply to this

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Re: pooltop – WOW, YOU'RE PRETTY PSYCHO SCARY, TOO…I USED TO THINK I HAD AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION W/JOHN MAYER, AND I PROBABLY DO, BUT IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M NORMAL IN COMPARISON…THANKS FOR THE CONFIDENCE BOOST, PSYCHO! & P.S.- AS MUCH A WHORE-DOUCHEBAG AS JOHN MAY OR MAY NOT BE, HE WILL ALWAYS & FOREVER BE MORE IMPORTANT & A BIGGER CELEBRITY THAN ANY WORTHLESS "REALITY T.V. STAR" WILL EVER BE— WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT– THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE HE ENJOYS THE ATTENTION THESE DAYS– WASN'T ALWAYS THAT WAY– PRETTY UNFORTUNATE– OH WELL– *PEACE*
DJ says – reply to this

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Why is everyone convinced that she's only with him for attention? I know she isn't a big name actress, but is there really any evidence that she uses men to further her career?
Mel says – reply to this

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OMG! They look soooooo cute together………to bad it wasn't me and Mayer!!

But still, Minka is a better partner for him than stupid Jessica (the stupid blonde)!
Beth says – reply to this

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I bet Mayer is really singing into his imaginary microphone "Money for nothing and chics for free." Too bad so many fans wasted their time on him. The music will never be the same. He was only pretending to be someone he was not to get "celebrity" women. This guy could clearly not get a girl unless he was famous. So congrats John Mayer mission accomplished.
O'Really? says – reply to this

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Re: MYSTICGODDESS – Minka Kelly is beautiful and doesn't have a big, fat, smelly ass like you do.
Vivian says – reply to this

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Re: MYSTICGODDESS – "I USED TO THINK I HAD AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION W/JOHN MAYER, AND I PROBABLY STILL DO"

Gee, you fucking think?
Rebecca says – reply to this

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Re: Beth – You're so pathetic. Get a life, John did.
Drake says – reply to this

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I enjoy John's music so I buy it. I don't expect to have a say in his personal life and I would resent him thinking he has a say in mine because I'm a fan. Some of these so called "FANatics" need to persue other interest and let John enjoy his.
Vivian says – reply to this

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Re: pooltop – YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT. JOHN MAYER HAS WON OR BEEN NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY EVERY YEAR (including this one) SINCE 2002 (and yet you say "he's so 2002" and untalented) TOO BAD THEY DON'T HAND OUT "ASSWIPE DOUCHEBAG" AWARDS EVERY YEAR SO YOU COULD FEEL LIKE A WINNER ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
nothing but good memories says – reply to this

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Re: Beth – Actually, I fucked him while he still lived in Atlanta and played at Eddies attick….very talented indeed.