It Gets Better!

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Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee's son, David, was arrested earlier this year for attempting to board a gun onto a plane.

What a fucking idiot!

His father, enabler #1, made excuses for his son, saying, "I love my son but what he did was irresponsible, but not intentional."

    Posted: Dec 16, 2007 at 10:25 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Laura bush killed her ex boyfriend way back when says – reply to this


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      Re: To #157 Yes She Did It! AND: – No, Laura was not drunk. it was a clear sunny day and she was stone cold sober when she ran that stop sign running into and killing her ex boyfriend. Teddy K was drunk and his was a raniy night with a rain slicked road involved

    2. Boo says – reply to this


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      Great he's protecting a future serial killer. His son seems very violent. I hope this fag doesn't get the nomination.

    3. jbonz says – reply to this


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      I was amused by the earlier story regarding his hanging a dog at Boy Scout camp; I was stunned to read that he was not a kid there, but one of the COUNSELORS. Now I read that this cretin packs heat on airlines.
      As you said, Perez: "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree". We gotta keep Fuckabee out of the White House!

    4. Paul says – reply to this


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      Re: Laura bush killed her ex boyfriend way back when

      Yeah, a clear sunny day at 8 pm in November at an unlit intersection. And she didn't run him over. He was in another car.

      You liberals are so stupid. Keep aborting your children so we don't have to put up with so many of you.

    5. RE:#168 - Laura bush killed her ex boyfriend way back when says – reply to this


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      I had heard years past that SHE WAS loaded.
      Damn - it would have made more sense if she HAD BEEN DRUNK.
      I was a child when Teddy K. had his moronic accident and remember it well. Drunk, and poor driving conditions made it ripe for what happened.
      I still don't understand how Mz. Bush killed someone in the light of day, with no underlying drugs and or alcohol involved. Hit the accelerator instead of the brake?
      Bottom line - money and influence helps to pursuade the justice system for favorable outcomes for a few.

    6. Laura bush killed her ex boyfriend way back when says – reply to this


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      Re: Paul – I'll give you this much. Looking over at Urban legends true or not to check my facts, Yes CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! early night . Sober , she ran a stop sign with a clear road and ran into her ex boyfriend's car killing him. teddy k = rainy night, drunk, ran covered road and was a passanger in his own car

    7. TOO STOOPID FOR PEREZ says – reply to this


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      #171 - Paul says – reply to this
      You liberals are so stupid. Keep aborting your children so we don’t have to put up with so many of you.
      ______
      AREN'T YOU BLOGGING OUTSIDE OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE YOU NAZI ZEALOT? WHAT IS A MORAL UPSTANDING SHIT SUCH AS YOURSELF DOING HERE? LIBERALS ABORTING ARE DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR, SORRY ONE WAS MISSED. BTW - DON'T PROCREATE - ONE IGNORANT, NARROW-MINDED ASSHOLE BIGOT IN THE WORLD IS ONE TOO MANY.

    8. I Love Jesus says – reply to this


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      How do you "accidently" not notice that you have a gun on your person?? GO TO JAIL YOU SCUM OF THE EARTH SLIME! And daddy needs to quit making excuses for this thing. I have NO sympathy for a person who can so callously hang an innocent animal.

    9. HERE ARE THE FACTS says – reply to this


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      Laura Welch Bush, driving east on Farm Road 868, was approaching the only highway in town on a clear night with a bright moon. She lived only a couple of miles away and had been through this particular intersection hundreds of times in the years her family had lived in Midland, Texas. On her left Laura Bush could see her boyfriend's car approaching the intersection for the entire time he turned off of Solomon Lane, where he lived, and onto the highway. She knew it was her boyfriend's car driving south, because of the unique headlight configuration of his 1962 Corvair Sedan. Laura Bush knew her boyfriend, she knew his home, and she knew his car–the headlights are low slung and a full 9-inches narrower than any other car on the road. The entire profile of the car is small and easy to distinguish anytime, day or night.

    10. HERE ARE THE FACTS cont. says – reply to this


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      Michael Dutton Douglas, 17, had driven only half a mile before America's Black Widow of the Night deliberately ran the stop sign at high speed, striking the small car with such ferocity that her boyfriend was ejected from the car and into the dirt. Laura Bush, "America's First Murderess of the Land," had literally ripped a hole in her boyfriend's neck. Michael lay there for eight minutes staring at Laura and her once loving arms, while Laura stared back wondering, "Is the head dead yet?" "No child left behind," unless it is Michael Dutton Douglas gasping in the dirt. To date, there has never been an adjudication of this wanton murder, even though there is no Statute of Limitations on murder. Laura and her girlfriend had conspired to murder Michael Dutton Douglas and been laying-in-wait for his car.

    11. Laura bush killed her ex boyfriend way back when says – reply to this


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      Re: HERE ARE THE FACTS cont. – Thank you very much "here are the facts" A far cry/ different scenario from Teddy K. Huge difference and far more for mrs enabeler laura bush

    12. Laura bush killed her ex boyfriend way back when says – reply to this


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      Re: HERE ARE THE FACTS cont. – That should read "daming" inbetween far more ……..Mrs laura bush. I am tipsy on cheap whjite wine. ;-) pardon all typos and missed words

    13. NO MORE IN '08!! says – reply to this


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      Top 11 known arrests/crimes by the family who would restore honor and dignity to the White House
      11. Dick Cheney's first DWI.
      10. George W. Bush's DWI.
      9. Barbara Bush, minor in possesson of alcohol.
      8. Jenna Bush, minor in possession of alcohol (3 times).
      7. Dick Cheney's second DWI.
      6. Laura Bush's vehicular homicide, record expunged.
      5. George W. Bush's arrest for larceny (stealing a Christmas tree, really!).
      4. Jeb's 24 year old daughter Noelle arrested for fraud at 1:15 am Walgreen's drive-thru in attempt to obtain prescription drugs.
      3. Jeb's son George arrested for breaking into girlfriend's home and malicious destruction of property.
      2. Jeb's other son John (Jebby) arrested for violating Florida sodomy law in a mall parking lot during days after 2000 election.
      1. Jeb's wife for smuggling undeclared purchases into the United States (fined thousands).
      Bonus:
      1. Dick Cheney's third DWI.
      2. Whatever earned George W. Bush a one year sentence of community service in Houston.
      3. Neil Bush fined for his "ethical disability" in Silverado savings and loan investigation. Cost to tax payers: 1 billion dollars (still paying interest), Cost to Bush: $0. The $50,000 fine was paid by a banking deregulation lobby.

    14. PS says – reply to this


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      Re: HERE ARE THE FACTS cont. – PS Teddy faced a jury of his peers in COURT!!!!!!!!!!! and was found guilty of only fleeing the scene where he could have died as well sincve he was in the car that ran off the road into the water. Laura saw only a sealed police report!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. Alecia says – reply to this


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      Like you have room to talk about being a idiot. Leave the people from the South alone! You Freak!

    16. JUST THE FACTS says – reply to this


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      #179 - Laura bush killed her ex boyfriend way back when says – reply to this
      Re: HERE ARE THE FACTS cont. – That should read “daming” inbetween far more ……..Mrs laura bush. I am tipsy on cheap whjite wine. pardon all typos and missed words
      / FINE WITH THE TYPOS ETC, JUST DON'T DRIVE TONITE OKAY?????????????????????

    17. AHHHH says – reply to this


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      I always thought Laura B was a bit scary looking.

    18. perez says – reply to this


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      perez u dumbass people want u to talk about celebs not politics

    19. emily says – reply to this


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      what a crazy fuck… why can't people get over themselves. these straight white pricks think they are perfect but they are evidently the cancer of our society.

    20. JUST THE FACTS says – reply to this


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      RE:#181 - PS

      All true. Kennedy's aren't able to fly under the radar like more modest folks, ie., Laura Welch's family.
      Regardless the degree of affluence and influence- two people died as a result. One was accidental - the other is forever sealed….but guilt is a heavy burden. I wonder if she (Laura) ever thinks about coming clean, and freeing up some of that burden of guilt?

    21. JUST THE FACTS says – reply to this


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      #185 - perez says – reply to this
      perez u dumbass people want u to talk about celebs not politics
      +++++++++++++++++
      AU CONTRAIRE - a few, at this count 187 to be exact, are into the politics. Perez aims to please most of his audience. I have seen enough Britney crap to last me awhile, so this Yike! Fuckabee thread leading to other politics is quite the welcome relief.

    22. Laura bush killed her ex boyfriend way back when says – reply to this


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      Re: JUST THE FACTS – LOL Not planing on it= NEVER. Just a shower some home made chilli and bedy by time. I feel good, but my typing sucks right now :-)

    23. keke says – reply to this


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      I don't normally encourage Perez to do anything, since most of the time he's licking some crotch of some has been, BUT here is a REAL opportunity to expose a complete idiot. Go Perez. Go. Work your magic on Huckabee. He can NOT be the next Prez. As in real prez.

    24. Damn, he's a sun demon! says – reply to this


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      God, he is one sexy beast! I'd ram that rifle straight up his tight little turd cutter and watch him squeal like the pig he looks like.

    25. Laura bush killed her ex boyfriend way back when says – reply to this


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    26. Velar says – reply to this


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      the man looks so familiar,really? I saw a photo on one site called
      RichLoving.com the man on the photo looks like him very much

    27. Z girl says – reply to this


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      You forgot the part about him hanging a stray dog at Boyscouts camp!

    28. SPAMMER! says – reply to this


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      #194 - Velar says – reply to this

      the man looks so familiar,really? I saw a photo on one site called
      RichLoving.com the man on the photo looks like him very much

      HEY CREEP - STOP POSTING THE SAME SHIT ON EVERY THREAD. SCREW U

    29. mika says – reply to this


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      this new background makes it very hard to read your page

    30. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      what a jerk!but the worst thing is that this fugly ashole tortured and killed a dog.send him to prison NOW!

    31. karen says – reply to this


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      piece of shit loser dog torturer/killer. he does these crazy things to get kicks because he can't get laid. die scum!

    32. Korbin says – reply to this


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      You know back in High School if you wanted to score some weed David was the kid to call

    33. leave it to beavers says – reply to this


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      THANK YOU PEREZ for highlighting this scumbag. His father tried to cover up his crimes and almost got away with it, Which tells me all I need to know about how our precious religious fanatic Mr. Huckabee is definitely NOT qualified to be president. Studies have shown strong correlations between animal torture and psychopathic behavior and violence. Can you imagine if this spawn of the devil actually carried off his intended crime? I am willing to bet this won't be the last we'll be hearing from this darling boy's extracurricular activities. The Huckabees are a twisted, sick, psychopathic bunch and we as voters demand to know what kind of people our presidential candidates are. I am willing to bet Mr. Huckabee was a stern authoritarian father w/fucked up views on morality, punishment, etc… Good job on the parenting skills there!

    34. b says – reply to this


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      he sure looks like someone that would go postal

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    36. RE:#191 - bill AKA PAUL says – reply to this


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      Go smoke some pole you closet mo.
      You kow you want to.

    37. nathalie says – reply to this


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      Huckabee's views disgust me… and he's obviously not father of the year.. and he wants to run a COUNTRY??? no thanks.. how ’bout someone SMART for a change? what fucking idiot thinks bringing a gun on a plane is okay? not intentional…. my ass.. that would mean he brings a gun everywhere he goes, again, means hes an idiot…

      OH…and so are the people who waste their time to go on perezhilton.com and posts 5,000 comments on why they don't like perez.. lol… what FUCKTARDS

    38. ladybug says – reply to this


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      "what he did was irresponsible, but not intentional.” - Please explain how calling someones actions irresponsible is making excuses. I am by no means a Huckabee supporter, but who among us has never done anything foolish throughout the entirety of their existence?

    39. lovedavidforever says – reply to this


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      oh hush your mouth, you cant judge mike over what his son did thats stupid its time for real gossip like Heidi and Spencer on the hills!!

    40. Flappy Chuck says – reply to this


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      Kids in Arkansas schools aren't allowed to have sugar or treats because of laws passed when Huckabee was governor. Looks like he kept it out of his schools but not out of his house. Lay off the Twinkies dude

    41. gmann says – reply to this


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      OMG…Huckabee's kid looks like a freakin' serial killer…Ugh…If Mr. Hickabee gets nominated and then elected, I'm moving to Holland or Sweden. He's leading in lots of polls and it's very frightening to think that so many Americans share this yahoo's pont of view on most issues. Ugh…

    42. gmann says – reply to this


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      OMG…Huckabee's kid looks like a freakin' serial killer…Ugh…If Mr. Hickabee gets nominated and then elected, I'm moving to Holland or Sweden. He's leading in lots of polls and it's very frightening to think that so many Americans share this yahoo's pont of view on most issues. Ugh…

    43. BDub says – reply to this


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      Re: TC – Right on!!! Perez should stick with celeb gossip….he's totally biased,and not informed enough to comment on politics….plus was this the best "dirt" he could find on Huckbee???

    44. Ms Plow says – reply to this


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      He looks "special".

    45. Starsailor_X says – reply to this


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      This is the psycho who also strung up a dog and tortured it to death. Huckabee dismisses the incident by saying that a few months later his con became an Eagle Boy Scout. I guess he got his merit badges in Torture, Gluttony, and Animal Cruelty. Just say NO to Jughead Huckabee getting into the White House.

    46. Starsailor_X says – reply to this


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      This is the psycho who also strung up a dog and tortured it to death. Huckabee dismisses the incident by saying that a few months later his son became an Eagle Boy Scout. I guess he got his merit badges in Torture, Gluttony, and Animal Cruelty. Just say NO to Jughead Huckabee getting into the White House.

    47. michelle says – reply to this


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      this hottie looks older than his father.

    48. Rachel says – reply to this


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      According to Newsweek, he was also kicked out of boy scout camp years back when he hung a stray dog from a tree branch. His father pulled a few strings to prevent charges from being filed.

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