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1) Get a new freakin' hat already!

2) When did he get so old???

Johnny Knoxville has been hit by the fug stick. Hard.

The Jackass was spotted looking tore up as he shopped for Christmas gifts in LA on Saturday.

Beat or not, we'd still get him drunk, clamp his nipples, taser him and then film him in a gay gangbang!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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    96 comments to “Two Things”

    1. Reno211 says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    2. on says – reply to this


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      eeew perez i did not need to know that. stop posting your sick, twisted, fat fantasies!!

    3. Elle says – reply to this


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      first!

    4. fourth says – reply to this


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      fourth!

    5. asdasd says – reply to this


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      A new hot? QUOI?

    6. bill says – reply to this


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      Hot? Dont you meen HAT stupid?

    7. Cornuts says – reply to this


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      I still think hes a hottie!

    8. empress says – reply to this


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      clown!

    9. KL says – reply to this


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      He IS old!

    10. vc says – reply to this


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      "hat"

      moron

    11. kii says – reply to this


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      gross, like on jackass he was full of life and now he is sooo dull. GROSS

    12. Knoxville is awesome says – reply to this


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      I cant wait for jackass 3..They are going to make it people..YES!!

    13. kay says – reply to this


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      Re: Fairy – FUCK OFF!!!

    14. kay says – reply to this


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      Re: Fairy – FUCK OFF!!!

    15. lou lou belle says – reply to this


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      perez, your fantasies of torture and rape need a new forum. celeb gossip is one thing, perhaps you should visit some snuff sites to live out your true feelings. better yet, how about some therapy?

    16. Fazlia says – reply to this


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      He's never really been that hot or anything to start with. He only looks pretty decent with those aviators on. Ole case of piggy eyes and even piggier nose really. What a douche.

    17. jojo_bean says – reply to this


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      damn!
      he used to right sexxxy

    18. PerezSUXDiX says – reply to this


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      He is still way hot! And sooooooooooo much cooler than you!

    19. jen says – reply to this


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      maybe it was his wife keeping him young…

    20. Steph says – reply to this


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      I think he looks good. Can't stand what he does though.

    21. perezsucks says – reply to this


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      HAHA! man you're dumb perez! you obviously haven't gone to school coz you can't spell to save your life!
      HAT, H-A-T, not H-O-T. YOu FLubber fatass.
      and by the way, i think johnny knoxville borrowed the fugly stick from you and your dog.

    22. Anna says – reply to this


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      woh cares about how old he is whats up with his shirt?

    23. Anna says – reply to this


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      woh cares about how old he is whats up with his shirt?

    24. RaeRae says – reply to this


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      Perez, the comment about 'gang-banging' is really offensive and its not at all okay to make light of something so violent and repulsive that actually does happen to people

    25. mook says – reply to this


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      you're crazy-he is soooooo hot

    26. john m says – reply to this


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      YEAH! GET A NEW HOT!

    27. Nancy says – reply to this


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      your so queer perez, like I like some of your article but other than that why would you write this stuff tis so odd and Johnny is 100 times more hott than you!

    28. Nancy says – reply to this


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      your so queer perez, like I like some of your article but other than that why would you write this stuff tis so odd and Johnny is 100 times more hott than you!

    29. drew says – reply to this


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      Do you have any right to say people have been hit hard by the "fug stick" when you've been hit equally as hard if not harder?

    30. WTH says – reply to this


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      Get a new freakin’ hot already!

    31. huh says – reply to this


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      What?? You have the shittiest taste in men, Perezzle. Knoxville is HOT.

      I'd take that hot piece of ass over that girly looking Chase what's-his-face from Gossip Girl or Zach "I wear more makeup than my mom" Efron or whatever other pre-pubescent girly-boy you're currently jocking.

    32. clindamycin says – reply to this


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      I'd still hit it.

    33. He's almost 37 says – reply to this


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      Well, I think he's starting to look old too, but then again, he is almost 37 and lives a hard lifestyle. He could use some facial rejuvination for sure though, and maybe some Botox as well.

    34. Genesis says – reply to this


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      I think you mean hat… and i think Johnny Knoxville is hot!!!

    35. alan brickman says – reply to this


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      perez sounds fat and jealous again!!!

    36. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Must be fleet week.

    37. BIG FUN says – reply to this


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      omg, can we say PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES!!

    38. Adrian says – reply to this


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      Re: bill –

      And don't you MEAN, "MEAN"????

      FUCK TARD!

    39. dee says – reply to this


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      geez, mario…one can tell you've been watching too much gay porn with a sadistic twist lately! although that's probably all the action you'll ever get…still it was quite sick and will leave a stain in my brain for some time.
      and by the way…"get a new freakin' hot already"…???get a new freakin' spell check button already…"communications major" my ass…idiot!

    40. sigmund says – reply to this


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      was that a 'Freudian' slip fatty? you obviously think he's HOT, but you want to sound all 'catty'. i can hear you getting fatter from here.

    41. KB says – reply to this


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      Yes I am sure you mean hat and I think he looks darling.

    42. uggh, enough says – reply to this


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      STOP trying to sound like MK. He has a voice and that's something that can't be imitated. Christ allmighty.

    43. Hot for Johns says – reply to this


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      I still do him and his mini pene

    44. Brendan says – reply to this


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      Perez, you should be the last person talking about "fug sticks" need we remind you that you manufacture them?

    45. Nicole530 says – reply to this


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      He is still sexy as hell in my eyes!

    46. ak47 says – reply to this


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      what's a freakin hot????

    47. DH says – reply to this


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      The drugs had to catch up to him sometime…makes you look real old fast.

    48. lou lou belle says – reply to this


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      why does everyone harp in the whole "fat, homo" issue? who cares? and if you do, why do you come here and spread hate to the same person you've created? also, this "first" shit is so stupid! i'm ashamed that i am lumped together with you morons just because i enjoy a little gossip once in awhile. read a book. learn how to spell. learn some simple gramatical rules. stop giving perez shit about a typo. do you feel better about yourselves? LAME LAME LAME!!!

    49. Superman says – reply to this


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      You queers are fucking disgusting. What the fuck is wrong with a womans smooth and perfectly built body? Instead you want a cock? You sick son of a bitch!

    50. Mona says – reply to this


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      Perez, you need to spellcheck!

      Hire me to be your editor.

    51. melissa says – reply to this


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      i still think hes fuckin hot i would do him in a hearbeat.

    52. Nikki says – reply to this


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      dude. what the hell?! he looks so gross

    53. farout1977 says – reply to this


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      Re: lou lou belle –
      EXACTLY!!! I'm starting to worry about all of the demented things you post about!!!

    54. off the property says – reply to this


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      i like that chick on TV who every kind of thing or color that her boyfriend says he likes then she decides she likes the other one

    55. off the property says – reply to this


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      He looks like he's savoring the warm inner exuberance and satisfaction of a successful Christmas shopping expedition at someplace that puts merchandise in plastic bags. Is he from Knoxville? Because there are funnier cities in the South than Knoxville.

    56. Matt says – reply to this


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      As an out of the closet homosexual living in New York City, Perez is nothing short of an embarrassment to the entire community. I understand that your sexuality is what defines you. Given by your under manicured appearance and lack of effort regarding weight loss, it is also clear that you haven’t been touched by a man your entire life. Perhaps that’s why you feel it necessary to be so inappropriate, and disgusting, and to talk about men and the gay culture like a thirteen year old girl. A fat girl. Stop living your unobtainable fantasies via your blog, you pussy. I suggest you stop trying to attract attention by dying your hair the color of Barney’s crotch, and try doing a sit up, or jogging every so often. Perhaps then you wouldn’t have to stick out as such a flamboyant homosexual who ruins the good impression many of us are trying to impact on society. Please stop accusing every heterosexual man as being a closet case (Efron, Jake Gyllehal, whomever else); not only is their sexual preference a private manner, it is irrelevant as no one could be attracted to such a nasty cunt like yourself. Lastly, outing celebrities in the closet on your website is one of the worst things you could do to a human being. How would you feel if someone ripped your fat ignorant ass out of the closet before you blew up to be the obnoxious fag you are now. Certainly you remember being insulted, assaulted, and made a joke of while growing up in Westchester, right Mario?

    57. david22171 says – reply to this


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      I've been saying this for years "Seamen's love going port-to-port without protections"

    58. Vivian says – reply to this


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      Actually, he looks real good here…

    59. Molls says – reply to this


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      He looks the same as ever to me… Sort of cute, but not hot. Funny though.

    60. aneurysm says – reply to this


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      Re: uggh, enough – i was thinking the same thing. mk can not be imitated.

    61. JBinTokyo says – reply to this


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      He's still handsome.

    62. TeamAniston says – reply to this


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      ….he'll always be hot, no matter what!!! god i LOVE him!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

    63. team knoxville says – reply to this


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      he is getting old, but ill still always love him!!!!

    64. Johnny Knoxville says – reply to this


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      Perez you ass—take a bath!!!

    65. count fagula says – reply to this


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      OMG he is so hot I want him to sit on my face so I can eat his sweet hole!

    66. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      awwwwww that is SO sad. knoxville seems soo..nice…. too badd… =[ i wonder if he feels like shit when he looks in the mirror?

    67. L says – reply to this


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      If a woman were looking that OLD, you would be saying HELL NO! He's lost his looks to me.

    68. tom says – reply to this


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      Now "old" is if a star looks over 30! Perez is 29, what will be do when he is 30 next year? Die?

    69. better than you says – reply to this


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      Don't you ever think you go to far? Are you able to think? What happened to your fascination with Brit Brit???? Be careful what you put out there, sounding a little sick in the head.

    70. better than you says – reply to this


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      re: Matt #58
      What a class act. It is nice to see someone with class and dignity.

    71. Aubry says – reply to this


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      OMG! WTF happened! Knoxville used to be hot. Now he looks like a grandpa! EW

    72. Natalie says – reply to this


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      I've seen him at a college bar in Orlando. He looks pretty rough and had wrinkles. Still hot, but looks like white trash in person.

    73. chad says – reply to this


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      Johnny looks good Ithink Matt youre a disgusting pig with lots of issues,get help;

    74. Brian says – reply to this


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      Knoxville was just home after an at-sea visit to the USS Nimitz. He wore that hat as a gag while he was onboard, and I guess he liked it.

    75. Johnny Lane says – reply to this


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      Once again Perez, we know what you want for XXXMAS !!!

    76. python bite says – reply to this


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      I heard he got hep c and another infectious disease when he got bit up to shit from the pythons in jackass 2.

    77. nilla says – reply to this


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      What happened to Knoxville? he had a promising Hollywood career, and then jumped the shark doing one (or two) too many Jackass movies. I don't get it.

    78. Sober up Perez! says – reply to this


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      " a gay gangbang"???????????????
      Rape is NOT FUNNY; No one deserves that- no matter what!

    79. Sober up Perez! says – reply to this


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      "a gay gangbang"?????????????????????????????????????????????????No one deserves that! RAPE IS NOT FUNNY.

    80. who cares! says – reply to this


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      my god he will always be hot!!!! he seems like such a sweetie too!

    81. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Perez stop reading my mind…I would lube up a dildo as well

    82. metro83 says – reply to this


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      Him and his freinds have always looked old. If you see jackass part one then jackass part two there is a big difference in the entire cast

    83. voiceofREASON says – reply to this


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      All this coming from a lard-assed, Chicklet toothed blogger (economy veneers anyone?) who has an increasingly criminal dress sense… Get over yourself, Miss P!

    84. jizzie says – reply to this


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      FUG STICK my ass - maybe you were in front on the mirror when you posted this. Granted Knoxville is no Brad Pitt, He is still hot and his bad boy sillyiness makes him even that much hotter. He hasn't lost anything. His persona is still just as kick ass. You ppl only know him form what you see on TV or read. He is actually laid back but can be fun and crazy at the same time. That is just who he is. I like you Perez and I don't hate with what you have to say I am just disagreeing with this one out of the love I have for Knoxville - PEACE

    85. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      I love me some Knoxville but he's lookin like Willem Dafoe!

    86. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      I love me some Knoxville but he's lookin like Willem Dafoe!

    87. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      I love me some Knoxville but he's lookin like Willem Dafoe!

    88. haha please says – reply to this


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      he has been and always will be HOT! he seems like such a nice normal guy too!

    89. Lucy Furr says – reply to this


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      Some apples will never rot with me…Johnny Knoxville and Keanu Reeves top my list!

    90. MthrFckrrrr says – reply to this


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      LMAO! He was in Bloomingdale's Century City with that sailor hat on looking OLD as shit..

    91. Sarah says – reply to this


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      When did he get so old? When we weren't watching his movies.

    92. STRUNGOUT says – reply to this


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      years of combined drug narcardic abuse, painkillers opiates oxycotin ………………………….. you look old and like shit to!!!!!!!!!

    93. STRUNGOUT says – reply to this


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      years of combined drug narcardic abuse, painkillers opiates oxycotin ………………………….. you look old and like shit to!!!!!!!!!

    94. david22171 says – reply to this


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      Hey Johnny K, love the reply you made no matter what man you still rocks and Perez is an ass to his boy name Jack.

    95. ashley says – reply to this


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      He is still hot! I can't wait for more of him in Jackass 3 if and when it comes out.

    96. alix says – reply to this


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      JOHNNY KNOXVILLE = HOTTEST MAN ALIVE