Losing His Luster

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Tom Cruise's new World War II film, Valkyrie, has just been pushed back.

Instead of a planned 4th of July release, the movie will now come out in the dead of fall - October 8th 2008.

The studio, United Artists, which Cruise co-owns, is blaming "production delays."

Uh huh.

We smell another stinker!

Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 7:46 pm / Email this »

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cait says – reply to this

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tom cruise sucks shit, and so do all of his movies.
cait says – reply to this

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tom cruise sucks shit, and so do all of his movies.
Michiel says – reply to this

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First ^_^
sheila says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTTT!!
kay levine says – reply to this

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first
Mangina says – reply to this

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first
jessica!!!!!!!!11 says – reply to this

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first? second?
Morrigan says – reply to this

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He looks a bit…large… for that uniform.
toni says – reply to this

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he still freaks me out.
toni says – reply to this

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he still freaks me out.
toni says – reply to this

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he still freaks me out.
Fraulein_Steve says – reply to this

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he looks like he's got FAT HIPS in that pic.

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bmx says – reply to this

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first
ebony says – reply to this

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B says – reply to this

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Get it together tom!!!
mary says – reply to this

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first
stooopid mooovie says – reply to this

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THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUCH says – reply to this

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HOMOSAYSWHAT?
Yup says – reply to this

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Perhaps, too, United Artists thinks they can contend with Universal's "State of Play' now that Brad Pitt has dropped.
waness says – reply to this

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Haha. Tom is creepy. I see a flop in his future.
Tom Cruise's Dildo Maker says – reply to this

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Tom NEEDS to publically admit that he's GAY one week before the movie's release. This will accomplish two things. 1st…Tom can start living his life honestly, and 2nd…it will sell tickets to his movie, especially if they add a scene with Tom getting gang banged in the trenches. They wouldn't even have to simulate the sex, as I can testify that Tom would completely enjoy allowing the 6 or 7 actors cast to actually fuck him.
doggie balls says – reply to this

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he suck and so do his movies….BUT he seems to get the money to do them…so unfair. Let's give Perez here 50 million to do a movie….Let's give him a shot at the big times.
OH DEAR... : ( says – reply to this

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This officially means the movie likely SUCKS!… They've probably just held a few test screenings and the Summer going, testosterone focus group they were originally aiming for rejected it. They've pushed it to a release date usually reserved for sequels to Lionsgate slashers!
Self-Destruction says – reply to this

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Poor Tom…he's even lost his biggest fans, including myself. He did this to himself. Doesn't think the average person is smart enough to see through his narcisstic, controlling, charade. We're all, "glib", eh Tom?
KML says – reply to this

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It's gonna be a stinker for sure!! Look how lame he looks in that fat suit!
Ally says – reply to this

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leave tom cruise alone, he's a great actor.
shay says – reply to this

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I think he's a nut!! And so do a lot of other people. Whatever sex appeal he had in the 80's and 90's is over! Everytime I see him he just irritates me. Lately his career is suffering because he is NUTTY AS HELL! People are tired of him.
Lauren says – reply to this

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Hey perez! Thats my birthday! Lets go see it together and laugh at that fool!
Ryan says – reply to this

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I hate you perez
you fat ass loser
roz says – reply to this

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I think its lustre.
Ryan says – reply to this

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I hate you perez
you F.at A.ss L.oser
Matt says – reply to this

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They could be pushing it back because they think it's a likely Oscar contender.
Go Canada says – reply to this

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I bet his Scientologist spawn, Slurry… or whatever the fuck her name is, will have a role in the movie haha.
Ella says – reply to this

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HAHA
that's funny.
I don't see why women think he's so damn sexy
bella says – reply to this

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i love him
go tom
lilly says – reply to this

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whatever, its going to be released later to try and sway the election
gnouli says – reply to this

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i'm excited about this film
he's so over, like, yesterday says – reply to this

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it's pretty bad when you want someone's latest movie to flop but he deserves it. when he pulled that shit with Matt Lauer i wanted to beat him bloody he pissed me off so bad.
figures says – reply to this

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sure do hate to hear that Efron is a homo.
you so nazty says – reply to this

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#21 is way warped.
mia says – reply to this

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Did he not see his image in that uniform? He looks like a midget doorman at the Waldorf. With constipation.
aquadonia says – reply to this

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His head looks too small for his body. And he looks ridiculous in that uniform.
99 cent shampoo says – reply to this

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Re: mfkrjpgmkfmg;klsmg – they did do that did'nt they????? i barely look at that stuff and had'nt really caught on to that. i ignore most of his adds. that's what they know but they knew alot of ppl would look at the pics.
mia says – reply to this

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He makes my eyes bleed.
carsten5577 says – reply to this

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Even in a Nazi uniform Cruise looks like a wimpy, limp-wristed homo.
access hollywood says – reply to this

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They just mentioned Perez on Access Hollywood showing his retouched video pics of Spears…love Perez…
Exyank says – reply to this

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Production delays? More like they don't want to have to compete with other much better films being released at the beginning of July.
Rock says – reply to this

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He hasn't done a decent movie since Cocktail
Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this

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Production delays = can't find a deep enough bargain bin to hide this crap in!
Rose's Mom says – reply to this

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Tom does not look at all like a Nazi

So I think the film will fail

Remember The Young Lions ?

There Marlon Brando looked like a Nazi
He was very hot
The Greek Giant says – reply to this

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Hello, The Greek Giant here pummeling Tom Cruise with my leather switch and breaking a bottle of German lager over his head. Everyone knows that Tom took this role for the homoerotic Nazi fantasy seen in pornographic films around the world. In fact I, The Greek Giant, am enjoying "SS Party in Uranus" while smoking a Giant hash cigarette at this moment. That is all.
straight to DVD says – reply to this

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Next they will move it straight to DVD. LOL
uhmmmmmm says – reply to this

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perez stop with this stupid crap of pictures background and fly down!!!! nobody is intersted in it
you started doing a simple but interesting blog, why stopping and changing too much things?
how is it possible, for exemple, to go to the second page??? at the end of this page, no way to continue….
it's everything becoming so boring in here
CHRIS says – reply to this

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cant stand tom cruise he and katie are so fake with their little chinese adopted baby whom dildo head tom is grooming to be a high celestial being for his scientology crap
V says – reply to this

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You idiot. Do you know nothing about how the industry works? They realize the movie won't do well in the summer–it isn't a blockbuster–and are opening the movie in Oscar season. Cruise has never won.
V. says – reply to this

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Perez just censored me because I told him the real reason this movie is being delayed TO OSCAR SEASON. hello. Do the math.
Ashley says – reply to this

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People are over Tom Cruise and his crazy Scientology shenanigans.

…if only Katie and Suri would realize what a nut he is and get out while they can
Trace says – reply to this

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Whats the rumour about how much Katie gets payed at the 10year married mark?
www.PresentFromSanta.com says – reply to this

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I think that picture is probably the silliest one of Tom Cruise out there. I can't believe they let that get out. I thought this was a closed set!!
Adolph says – reply to this

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Perez, you dumb ass. The stinkers come out in the first 3 or 4 months of the year. When they think they have a winner, they wait until after the summer rush of trash. The winners come out in the fall months. Jeezusa. You live in that fucking town and don't know that??
HEIL TOM says – reply to this

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SAY, ISN'T THAT THE OFFICIAL SCIENTOLOGIST UNIFORM?
Osama Lutfi says – reply to this

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Perez, will you please get this fugly background shit off of here? And craft a page so it is compliant with W3C standards — in other words, for legitimate browsers like Firefox??
Dina O says – reply to this

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Re: Fraulein_Steve – It's the uniform, idiot
Kooky Cruise not coasting well says – reply to this

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His career is begining to look like the rise and fall of Michael Jackon's (or on the same parallel). Hard thud.
Kooky Cruise not coasting well says – reply to this

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His career is begining to look like the rise and fall of Michael Jackson's (or on the same parallel). Hard thud.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I WISH THIS BITCH WOULD GO BACK TO MUNCHKINLAND BUT THEY'D PROBABLY FIRE HIM TOO JUST LIKE HIS LAST MOVIE STUDIO DID!! TEE HEE..I'M IN A MOOD TODAY…….I HAVE TO PAY BILLS TODAY AND IT'S ALL THIS MIDGET BITCH'S FAULT…TEE HEE..I'M GONNA HAVE A SEIZURE!!
Fuck off, Tom Cruise says – reply to this

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The later it comes out, the better the chances Tommy Girl falls off the face of the earth. What a load of shit he's turned out to be.
Big Zero!!! says – reply to this

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Look at the great things he did for Katie Holmes's career. By anyone's calculation, that would be: ZERO. Tom Cruise is a serious piece of shit that (not "who" — that's reserved for humans) needs to be excised from this planet and returned to Xenu and the rest of his fuckin' fold. Scientologists are total shit.
Juliette says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise totally sucks. He is pompous, arrogant and his movies are shite. He thinks he's way smarter than everyone, He is a skeezy little freak. The last movie I saw of his was Jerry Maguire and it was really not all that good.

He actually gives me a major case of the creeps. He looks insane, acts insane…is insane. Plus he looks like a troll.
message to #44 says – reply to this

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His head is so small because the Scientologists sucked his brains out.
It's hard to read says – reply to this

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P,

It's so hard to read your site with these wallpapers you keep putting up. Please give us a background that we can read the comments, okay?
Melissa says – reply to this

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I hope this movie bombs, bigtime. I can't stand him.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! says – reply to this

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Look at his hand! It looks like a cow's udder with two teats.
Just Go Away, Tom says – reply to this

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Tom needs to just die. Nothing else. Just die. He's blown his wad. Matt Lauer on the heels of Oprah and proclaiming his "LUV" for brain-dead Katie Holmes, well, how much lower can you go? About six feet. That's it. Buh Bye.
MW says – reply to this

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He looks so fat in that outfit.
stefystef says – reply to this

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I disagree, Perez. I actually smell a smart move because this summer has a lot of blockbusters coming out. It will get lost between Batman 2 and Indiana Jones 4. There's not much going on in the Fall, so it's a good time to put it out. It will get more attention.

The problem is Katie's movie will flop too. Americans are sick of them.
BC says – reply to this

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He lost his "luster" a long time ago. The last nail in the coffin was jumping on Oprah's couch and "acting" like what he thought a man in love would act like. He needs to go away for good. Yuck!
xoxo says – reply to this

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Serves him right!
Breaking News!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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That's the same outfit Tom was wearing when he had David Hans Schmidt killed last summer.
Tom Cruise is one motherfucking Nazi says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise is marching Heil Hitler with all his Scientology buddies.
right on #77 says – reply to this

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OMG!!!!! His hand looks exactly like a cow's tits. Minus two tits. They're up his fist-fucking ass.
Katie Holmes had a lobotomy says – reply to this

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The Scientologists all are shitting in their pants 'cuz Tommy Girl's not pushing money their way due to his horseshit status at the box office and world at large. Katie just shoved their dining room table up his ass and it slid right out because after all the anal shenanegins, he could fit a fucking Buick up there and it would come out with just a faint scent of John Travolta's dick.
Tom's boyfriend's name is Troy says – reply to this

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This movie looks like another one only Scientologists will go see. Hang it up, Tommy Slut: You're finished. You're a total loser. This movie will tank like the smell on your faggy dick.
Diane Sawyer says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise is the best person to bash because he is total BULLSHIT and one can fuck him over with absolutely no guilt because he has fucked over the universe endlessly with his typical clueless, narcissistic anal-spurting rant-a-thons. Fuck you, Tom Cruise, and take your cunt fake-wife alone with you. Oh, and leave the alien spawn Suri in the Romanian crib on your way out.
Tom Cruise needs Valtrex says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise has herpes. He got them from Clay Aiken, who got them from Barry Manilow, who inherited them from Liberace. But Tom's lesions are the biggest and most puss-filled! Damn! He always wins!!! (Katie begs to suck them out, but he saves them for John Revolta.
Gay Boys says – reply to this

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What luster? Tom Cruise is about as lustrous as a gravel pit.
Scientologists eat Feces for Thanksgiving says – reply to this

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This movie looks like it could be good were Tom Cruise not in it. But he creeps me out too much to go to anything he's in. I've never really "hated" a celebrity before, but all his bullshit about Scientology and Brooke Shields, and that Oprah crap made — and continues to make — my skin crawl.
Come out of the closet, Tom says – reply to this

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Too bad the movie is the only thing coming out.
Fabilla says – reply to this

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No one wants to make comments here because of this stupid "wallpaper."
Not even worth trying says – reply to this

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God, this looks liks a stupid movie with a loser cast. I don't care when it comes out. I'm not going.
Gertrude Jones,Church Pastor says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise ripped off my church. He is going straight to hell. Katie, too. He's gay and the Lord knows it. The Lord don't care, why should he? He's been to my church, been with my parishioners. Men. All men. And he lies to everybody. Tom's soul is black. Black like me, only bad.
Castro says – reply to this

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The only luster on Tom Cruise is his shiny dick from all the rubbing his boyfriends give it.
Chloe says – reply to this

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Jim Belushi has more sex appeal than Tom Cruise. And Jim Belushi is a fucking ugly whale with a two-inch dick.
cookie monsta says – reply to this

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hey, he looks like he was in Animal House !!!

did you know TCLTC?????????????
Piece of Doody says – reply to this

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No one really cares about him anymore or seeing him in movies… he's in everything.. overexposed. Plus the younger generation really don't care about him and just think he's an old fart. His movies are just not geared towards the young kids that mainly go to the movies now. No one cares anymore Tommy Boy… why don't you just enjoy all your millions and take a break.
Piece of Doody says – reply to this

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No one really cares about him anymore or seeing him in movies… he's in everything.. overexposed. Plus the younger generation really don't care about him and just think he's an old fart. His movies are just not geared towards the young kids that mainly go to the movies now. No one cares anymore Tommy Boy… why don't you just enjoy all your millions and take a break.
Piece of Doody says – reply to this

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No one really cares about him anymore or seeing him in movies… he's in everything.. overexposed. Plus the younger generation really don't care about him and just think he's an old fart. His movies are just not geared towards the young kids that mainly go to the movies now. No one cares anymore Tommy Boy… why don't you just enjoy all your millions and take a break.
Lynn says – reply to this

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Have you seen the trailer for this crappola? It's like Mission Impossible except in Nazi uniforms. Tom doesn't even try to act an accent.
cookie monsta says – reply to this

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Re: Trace – This little man did that with Nicole, that's why he ditched her just before the 10 years was over… you can bet Katie will be gone by then too, then he can get another one 10 years younger…..he's very short and predictable, ugly, boring, old and very anally oriented….
J1 says – reply to this

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hes an offical FLOP/B Office Poison now LMAO!!! Watch, it'll be even more disasteriou$$$ than Nicole one after another stinkers!!!